Cant imagine a single person whose life wouldnt be improved by dating a bossy jewish woman!
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Cant imagine a single person whose life wouldnt be improved by dating a bossy jewish woman!
I'm Useless at setting my friends up id just make everyone date bossy jewish women
The way real housewives of Miami is the far and away best show on bravo
Specifically all of them ganging up on her about the police interaction at the last reunion made me genuinely disgusted, emily especially who is supposed to be working with the innocence project And also emily why are you beefing with a 20 year old please get over yourself it's embarrassing
Tbh I haven't been watching #RHOC bc it seemed like everyone would gang up on katie, and there have been many recent hw seasons where all the white hw bully the poc. I want bravo to do better and i don't want watch another one 🙃 are yall enjoying this season or is that the vibe? Should i watch?
Thinking about how carl radke sold his softbar crowdfunding campaign as for "investors" to "own a piece of soft bar"... I'm pretty sure he basically ran a gofundme, but is he implying he will give people a return on their investment? Is this legally binding?? Someone call lindsay #summerhouse
These men in marbella live like my sims when i use cheat codes #rhom
Stephanie's green-lit rant at the end of her jet ride 😭 how did this woman get blackout in 22 minutes #rhom
I had to deep clean my duvet (bc of my dog) and he usually likes to sleep under the covers with me at night and last night with no blanket he was like wtf
Many people gonna be disappointed when he pops up with the deep plane facelift like Kris Jenner
Truly thought about what President JD Vance would be like ☹️
My body is extremely against me sleeping but my sweet angel chihuahua waits under the covers for me to get back from my nightly pacings
As with many things you can also blame Reagan, this time for ending the fairness in media doctrine
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
U think u can hurt me? My friend sent me a pic of myself from behind recently
God i hope so!!
Its so tough having a kind supportive bf bc when im in the mood to fight or be dramatic he just figures out what im actually upset about and helps me like how am i supposed to expel the bitch energy from my body
Had an absolutely infuriating day where everything PMO and as i was dealing with the last piss-off something else pissed me off. Then i read a sentence like "Erika Jayne's new boyfriend named Shrek went on Joe Rogan and lied about being in the military" and i feel better!!
If trump hadn't made gay people illegal we would've told him about shade matching
Actually i just checked and ur allowed to attribute to malice what may be attributed to stupidity. They told me its ok to do that
If you had read this post to me exactly one year ago i would have screamed COOOL AWESOME and jumped into the east river
No new pictures, where are you at mentally
Whatever adriana said, it was explained to her that she shouldn't use the word ratchet and she still doubled down so Kiki calling her old was totally fair game imo. Kiki has GOAT potential they need to put her in a setting where she shines!!
Kiki saying adriana is the same age as her mom was lol #rhom
Screamed in very unchill way bc got hit on by a man at house of yes like there is NO reason for a man to be there
Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland. “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement. fox17.com/news/local/k...
Lets see you in a full fursuit in the next alternate album cover and I'll believe you're for the girls sabrina
If Sabrina carpenter had gone full puppygirl with the album cover id give her credit for being progressive
Blessed beyond belief to have a mom i can gossip with, this time about our enemy neighbor who caused a huge construction mess (we hate him for a lot of reasons)
This is something i say so i sound like i can handle feedback!!!! I can't!!!!
Do .. do they know we know them from seeing their real selves on television 😭
Received constructive criticism after telling my manager i welcome feedback
Preparing for the coming recession by cancelling my silly little subscriptions like thats gonna do anything
Im calling a weird shot that trump will pardon luigi mangione .. idk i feel like he likes attention
Yessss she has been responsible for so much good drama! The private jet fight alone caused several sub fights 🙂↕️ I'm a fan of her work
Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI. cnn.it/3UCqycs
:) me and bestie on her private jet
I'm pro Stephanie and you may join me in a few years when you're ready #rhom
When ppl ask me why I'm not on instagram/facebook
Nightmare blunt rotation
I'm gooshing sweat and people are trying to be polite about it but ultimately not relatable
I love to watch a pot boil. Sometimes i add multiple pots! Which never makes the pots faster
Chronic pain is so dumb like why are you hurting legs!!! i didnt even do anything to you
crime is rampant in DC
Bf's new vocal stim is telling our dog "you need to be honest" bc we just watched camille grammer in rhobh s2
Obviously federalizing dc is horrendous and evil but also this was both so foreseeable and soooo preventable if like any elected dem official was interested in doing their jobs for the last 30+ years
As someone who grew up in DC and loves the city fiercely im going to absolutely lose my god damn mind if I think about any of what's happening for longer than .1 seconds thenk yew sooo muts
Bob with his buddies frankie and cleo. They met when they were all the same size :)
I admit i still keep up with nicolandria tiktok 😭 that season was garbage but the two of them have CHEMISTRY
Finally current on #rhom and I'm happy everyone made up so they can have new fresh drama on their trip :-) the miami ladies show up to work no matter what and thats why this is always the best franchise!!
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
People can do things
My friend texted me all caps WAIT HELP and i immediately responded omg what whats going on and she was like oh sorry i just need advice for a job interview like -___- u scared me its 11:56 am!!
Like a year ago when i worked in big tech they made this policy where you had to submit some additional identifying info like your passport and stuff. Over time the emails seemed to threaten heightened consequences. It seemed invasive to me and I never did it and it never mattered. Food for thought
I have been asleep for 30 years. Suddenly I sit up and let out a guttural gasp; a vision from the future, a promise of a better world: "doechii missy elliot collab" I choke out. Then my lids flutter close again
If you see something take something
Somehow 18 y/o brother asked me to take him clothes shopping.. this is like a butterfly landing on me or a deer eating leaves out of my hand
Imagine a rat so large and so unafraid that you and ur bf get up and leave the park bench immediately without discussing it
Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood and wanting to pick a fight with my bf its hard bc hes so nice. I'm like >:( he brought me cranberry juice like what if im not thirsty... like think about how i feel...
Wow as a blessing for my hard work today I was rewarded by the internet randomly helping me find a song i had heard a snippet of from a car window like 6 weeks ago
so someone broke into my apartment at night and stole all of my swords and im kind of. in shock
A bisexual pescetarian... many such cases
Revealed some of my true personality in a corporate setting helppppppp pppp plplll
I literally cannot do this
For todays work for one more hour and a half challenge I'm gonna be working for one more hour and a half!!! Really hope i can pull it off guys wish me luck
Nyeehhhhh some water leaked out of the subway ceiling and dripped onto my armmmm
Every renaissance faire cosplayer with a fake sword is sexier and more authentic than every member of the natl guard with an assault rifle on the subway platform
Ok if you read that and you still wanna chase me down feel free 🔪 ‼️
Before you pick up your knife, consider: - we already know there's endless drama with his new gf, I Would Like To See It - tom sandoval's drug problem is humorous and entertaining, not distressing like jax's - no kids involved so I'll won't get depressed at how unhealthy he is - Ariana is 100% fine
I'm ready for everyone to chase me with knives and pitchforks but what we really need is Tom Sandoval on the valley
I heard advice once that you should never say "tired" in response to "how are you". And yet
Friend's aloof goth gen z little sister is coming over today im feeling a very high school need to impress her
A sprinkle more spoilery; I loved Hereditary, but the way Eddington gave every single character complexity and backstory until it came to The True Enemy, who were totally anonymous and motivated by I guess only violence and wanton destruction with no examination?
Without giving a spoiler: I was on board with Eddington until a single shot of the movie which made the entire thing ridiculous and unserious from that point onwards
Omg so happy for us 😭 and I'm glad there's at least two good men in the world!!!
"Princess treatment is when i don't make eye contact with the waitress" for me its when im in my office and my boyfriend brings me cut strawberries then comes back for the plate later (Again so sorry i think theres only one man like this and i already found him)
I truly receive princess treatment in my DINK couple. My bf and i make the same amount but he pays for most things and does most of the chores including cooking. I don't know how i found this man. But im staying AWAY from the mean restaurant TikTok lady with the bad posture
No this is the hip new thing for raw milk, gradual solar pasteurization
It's very humorous to me that the person ive bonded with most at my new job is the kind of bro-y straight guy lol but we talked about how we both eat candy every day and the rest is history atp
hell? yea, brother
Emotionally prepared for 10:30 am meeting and they moved it to 3:30 at the last second
Still no soft bar opening from carl radke. I will literally shlep to the g train for this. But i will not buy a $40 here you are hat
One thing about Ms. naomi shambles she'll have the breaking news memes posted QUICKLY
When i say my dog is too spoiled this is what i mean bc i just walked in on this
Getting a period is so awesome sauce bc without fail once a month i become fixated on the idea of yeeting myself out the window (i won't dw) but i can never understand why until its like ohhhh. Ok cool same time next month?
Was literally joking with my friend about how this book is literally meant to be consumed as an audiobook on a stairmaster .. cannot imagine sitting down and reading a print copy
Brock cheated on scheana, scheana chose to stay with him STILL TO THIS DAY and decided to let tom off the hook in the process... how could ariana do this ☹️
Not scheeshoos long nails making it challenging to make a fist during her 8th grade fight #mygoodsideamemoir
Scheana describing being bullied over pager 😔 #mygoodsideamemoir
Work finally over time to crack open scheana shay's memoir audiobook
I had a mutual friend with trisha paytas about 15 years ago and once we were all in a zoom and she privately told my friend she thought i was unattractive and my friend misread it and thought it was complimentary so they sent it to me (they were very embarrassed after). Anyway im glad shes well
Thank you loading shimmer guy you helped me sound smart in all my front end system design interviews
As a young, Jewish, pro-Palestinian voter who canvassed heavily for zohran, I am taking this as a compliment :)
This feedback we got today said "tell your eggheads to stop messing with xyz thing!" ...eggheads?! What in the 1980s high school bully
One thing i wish people knew about giving feedback on websites/sending bug reports is there's actually an extremely high chance that the devs will read it.. including when you call us "dumb motherfuckers," we will read it! Maybe that's what you want though lolol
