We got tickets to see the Eagles at The Sphere. Seeing how this is my first concert, I’m kinda scared this will be a case of peaking too soon 😂I heard The Sphere is AWESOME. Can’t wait 😀
We got tickets to see the Eagles at The Sphere. Seeing how this is my first concert, I’m kinda scared this will be a case of peaking too soon 😂I heard The Sphere is AWESOME. Can’t wait 😀
May Snickers’s memory bring you comfort❤️
Cicadas are hilarious. They have no issue letting everyone in a mile radius know just how horny they are. Zero shame 😂
Time to make this vacation pop off 🎉
…but it’s kept me from going insane
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This man said “You should come over. I have a waterbed.” That was his pickup line 💀 Instead of me being offended, I was baffled that people still have waterbeds. WTF is this, 1985?😂
Everybody: that new War of the Worlds is ass! Me: it can’t be that bad… Me later: I stand corrected. It is indeed, ASS. There was a part in there where you can’t tell me that Cube wasn’t reading from the script. I LOVE “bad” movies. This was a really long and really shitty Amazon ad. -9/10. 👎🏽
He came in for bagels, gets offered a slice of humble pie instead. 🤗
Everybody knew to leave me alone on Tuesday nights🤌🏽it was my cry time 🤣
The final battle scene in ‘Endgame’ 😂
At the end of the day When the wind is soft and warm Oh it makes the flowers sway When the sun settles down and it takes a lovely form That's the golden time of day
I didn’t know GenCon was this weekend. Why do I keep thinking it’s in September🫠
My hidden talent is having the ability to care and not give a fuk at the same time.
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I can’t wait to get home, lay on the couch, eat cookies, watch Dexter and forget the world exists.
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Floyd Friday 🤘🏽
Another year. Another ComicCon I’ll be missing 😭
Thanks Chuck 🎺 💚
There’s 27 seasons of South Park. It’s been out since 1997😂good luck with that
South Park is about to make me late 😂they came back swinging.
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Thanks, Ozzy 🤘🏽
Aww that’s sweet. Long as I keep my fever down I’m good 😊 prolly shouldn’t be at work but… 😂at least I’m work alone and I’m masked up. 💚
I’m at that “Too sick to go to the doctor but not dying enough to call an ambulance” stage. At least the fever dreams are entertaining. 🫠 Perk.
If I see a woman pumping gas and she’s alone, I will mess around in my truck until she’s done and back in her car safely. Things can get really dicey when you look like a sweet target. People are out of their damned minds out here. I have protection and if I ever have to pull it, it’s getting used.
I’m not a member—I’ll get a membership whenever I get to a PC. I only have Apple devices. Glad you had fun! No I don’t have any merch. My weekend was ok 🙂
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I purposefully avoid looking up certain Michael McDonald songs because it’s more fun to sing in gibberish.
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Thank you so much! Merry Christmas to you and yours, too!🥰