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Me: logs on. Also me: sees a lot of people calling a Black man 'purple' Still me: sees an American 'son of Italian/Polish immigrants' imagining he's somehow not a white guy Me again: logs the fuck off again
OMG WHERE IS THAT
Happy birthday....? 😘😘😘
Do me a favour. Like Trump knows what the Hague is
There's now a mate of one of the bar staff sat at the bar and this woman's voice could cut fucking glass. I want to punch her repeatedly in the face I've locked myself in the cellar
I absolutely detest August bhwe Carol. Most of the ppl here are an assault on my senses
Lol Wythenshawe I imagine
I'm going to do an atrocity before the night is through Gav
He's only a tiny little cunt, reckon I could easily take him, unfortunately he's with a right big load of cunts
Motherfucker just asked me for a Desperado
He looks like train ticket teeth guy
Big group of fucking Blokes in the pub, look like the type to have spent the weekend putting flags on lamp posts. I feel I need a shower
Er 'sample' Col. Not the whole thing.
We had a load of Once A Year dickheads at Christmas who queued in single file snaking out of the door Come in and shut the bastard door you muppets, we're not paying to heat the whole of Castlefield. Dicks.
Its bc he's a twat, Beans
Just fyi: there's only one part of Burnley, its all the rough side of town
You don't have to pay to go to canal Street. The security know this, they're trying it on.
Got it
@almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day
It seems to me that the media are getting desperate because they never got their 'summer of civil unrest' and the schools go back in a week's time. The BBC these days is an embarrassing shadow of its former self.
Happy birthday beautiful lady 😘🥳
Misogynistic shit gives me the ick
Like, surely you can post about Gaza without having to do it from a creepy account designed to appeal to pervs.
Oh god no, link me so that I may block him
Wow that guy is a colossal cunt
Less than one murder between both of us is a really good bet
Shut up you 100% understand me Ps I'm glad we didn't need the crow bar Pps to those ppl reading this: we definitely didn't kill anyone* *yet probably
You know the worst thing about being followed by shit 100 Naira Yahoo boys is that they're putting me in the same pocket as eg Mary from Idaho and bitch I'll curse your family for seven generations
Sho yoni oga???
We could kill them?
The Nazi Bar story comes to mind
When I was a small Emu, I used to think this is what moving house entailed
This morning @gerwyn.uk thought I was being abused by old ladies
More than 100 women's groups have come together to warn the government that women's safety is being hijacked by the far right.
That's not OK mate. Is it agency? If so, please give their office a quick call and tell them it's too overwhelming for you and you'd like one to come, help you with a couple of chores and make you a snack, and that's it.
Buy that woman a drink 👍
You know they are there to support you? You don't have to do what they say. If you have dishes that need doing, ask them to do those. If you want a cup of tea or a snack making, they can do that. Change your bedsheets would be good for you. Or it's not support, it's babying you.
Shove your pumpkin spiced lattes up your pumpkin spiced hoop.
I made him go to bed He's shouted me 3 times so far
Yep, full whitey. I just had to make him go to bed after he asked if he ('very serious though, Emma') had to go to a&e would he get arrested
Oh yes
His eyes are tiny little red pissholes but he's denying being mullered. The big liar
Also got home to an incredibly stoned husband as he decided to munch a load of my sweets. He ate 7 times what I normally do. Seven. Times.
Just got beat at bowling by an 82 year old wheelchair user with dementia. I'm great, me
Install spiders Tony
Sold 3 Emu Heisenberg 😁
So instead of removing Boyne from the Polari list, Polari are ‘pausing’ this year… I mean the best solution was to not have him or at least remove him once people started pulling out. Instead it’s just made Polari a joke.
Anyone who smokes weed will know x
Ah hello my pain riddled friend 🥲 Cannabis jellies mate. There's plenty floating about your neck of the woods, trust me. Get some. When my friend was dying with bowel cancer it was the only thing that gave her any relief
As God intended
Popped in the pub to see a bloke I know to get me some er pain relieving sweets. Requested 2 packets. Got delivered 10 packets. So I guess I'm a dealer now 🤷🏼♀️
It is a bit weird. I've never been anywhere else that sells tyres, cakes, clothes and shower cubicles
This guy is called Jay Dengler. I have no idea why all you yahoo's use his image, he's not a very good looking dude really
@georgehorn9.bsky.social
😂😂😂
I could eat that by myself like right now
I was like oh that looks like the costco lol
Sounds like it's next to Mordor Wait is Mordor in Scotland
@colken.bsky.social COLIN GET IN HERE
Why are there very big ones and very smol ones but no in-between ones
These cunts deserve no mercy. You are DEEEEEP into fascism
Oh I know
Stephen Miller just accused Ca Governor Gavin Newsom and LA Mayor Karen Bass of “CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY." Mental. The people in charge of America are not well.
Indeed. Kill them when they're solo xoxo
Lol I'd say you missed the biggest one: he's a white supremacist... but I think that's covered in the above and he's not intelligent enough to own that shit for himself. At least Hitler was honest. I feel for you my darling x
Wait, its not Halloween yet, wtf
PENUS NONSENSE WITH MONUCKLE
Timeline cleanse: enjoy Terris pooches having a little play
Especially given the lady in the avi is a Black woman. It's wildly confusing
3 weeks off, cold turkey. Very happy to see you're still pissing off the worst people 😁
you need people like me
Staying* bbz *unless I feel to dip again but I don't want to
So hot I accidentally married one, oops
Just got back so OK, looks solid
OH GIRL Listen, I don't know much but I know nails. Maximum points. Brava 🙌
The tan may fade but the nice shorts will stay (until they get holes in)
OUR TERRY 😍
Thanks Em 😘
Never had to before tbh mate. Just fucked the rest of them off, fb I just sacked when it became racist granny central, same insta, nazi infestation on twitter. I had high hopes here, and I still do, but I was just exhausted by, well, everything really. Its ok. I have to come home now.
I'm so happy I came back to this nonsense 😍
Thank you doll, you too. Missed my people, just needed a breather
Nice to be back darlin x
Evening bud x
Hi, I just had to come back to say I went to a wedding tonight, thanks for the pep talk to get me there (h/t to @awp.christies.org.uk who is always right) but I mainly came back to say IT WASNT AS GOOD AS REBECCA AND HARRYS 😁😘 Anyway, hi dickheads. Missed you x
I've never done this before, even on twitter, but I'm dipping for a bit. Shits doing me in so I'm going to touch some grass
I respectfully disagree If it was some bum I'd kick him the fuck out but I *married* this one
I'm sorry
Yes but right now I DO NOT LIKE HIM Sam 😭😭😭
He is, however, my husband. And I'm not allowed to kill him
He did not
Are you real
Not you, you're a perfect angel
Flat, the whole thing, with a run up
The whole thing, like BLAMMO in the face
GARY 🤬
I'd absolutely love it if this is what brings down this labour government
Some cunts getting hit with my shoe today I'm telling you
Hey, whatever gets them on the same page as the rest of us
If I ate that at lunch, I'd be asleep for the rest of the day 😭
Today I'm bored which is excellent news, given that yesterday I was very much not bored and I don't want to have to deal with that again thank you