The start of every 80s movie:
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
El sindicato de estibadores en Génova declara que paralizarán los puertos de Europa si se pierde el contacto con la Global Sumud Flotilla.
MOTHER 3
Overheard at PAX, at a retro game store booth: "Which Xbox is that?" "The first Xbox" "Oh, the Xbox 1" "No, the original Xbox" "That's what I said, isn't it?"
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Unprecedented #umamusume
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)
No le digas eso que yo he cumplido los mismos
Shankar's Vision
His World but every lyric is a comic
Finally I have a reason to use this
Seeing the bucket get visibly more fucked up by being used to make art makes me really happy
Remember Gaza was once a bustling city full of life, flavour and love. This looks like any other city in the world. And now there’s nothing. But as there’s nothing, Israel will want you to think there was always nothing and they are making the desert bloom. But remember what Gaza was before.
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
I know basically nothing about idolmaster besides stuff ive learned through cultural osmosis and stuff friends have told me but I think kirari moroboshi is very funny
Death Stranding 2 is full of constant weird surprises but "you should bring weapons on this order, just in case!" is definitely sauceless compared to the incredibly funny dread of the opening credits for a mission announcing Guest Starring The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit
In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
por que no puedo ver como va la guerra del helldivers por el puto futbol de mierda de los cojones 😭😭😭
(Wesker voice) Complete. Global. Brandonization.
Hey, why are we organizing society based on what makes the most money for the people who already own everything? That seems like it'd lead to a bunch of easily foreseen problems.
They were never going to stop at what was "legal" or not. They didnt to begin with! All art/media is on the chopping block. You have to fight this NOW. keep calling, contact your reps. Make some noise!
🎶To the town of Agua Fria Rode a stranger one fine day🎶 (backup chorus) uuuuuuwuuuuuu~
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
Robarle el chupachups a Maggie no esta en el top ten de las peores cosas que ha hecho el señor Burns pero se llevó un tiro por ello.
i've never seen anyone attempt a LuBubu (Lu Bu x Labubu), so i took the dark deed upon myself
Rest in peace, Radna Sahaltuev (1935-2025), your art is forever in my DNA😭
Guys, I can't get that song out of my head #deltarune #asgore #fanart
Look Arisen, a rope! Looks suspicious...
el gobierno más progresista de la historia baybeeeeeeeeee
Y no os penséis que la izquierda blandita va a hacer mucho por pararlo precisamente para que no caiga en manos de la derecha. En UK gobiernan ahora mismo los laboristas y en España el cómicamente llamado socialcomunismo está a favor de la iniciativa europea de chat control
I hurt myself today With Jack Black's flint and steel
google AI going well again
dog comic
Gambling is wayyy too accessible
Homer was right about Octopussy How many other Bond films were there where he dressed as a clown?
hollow knight like massively harmed the whole "cost to hours of enjoyment discussion" when it came out cuz people will look at some other game like why does this cost more and isn't 70 hours long excited for silksong to do the same
the upside is that this is merely unfortunate for other indies, but is a laser guided guillotine at AAAs trying to push $70+ so we stand in solidarity
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
Anti-fascists around the UK have been altering the English flags painted on roundabouts across the country in recent weeks
fear the old blood.bloodborne.txt
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
One of my favorites
guy who built the resident evil 1 mansion before the outbreak
Yo mira que soy fan del género, pero este nunca me llegó a encajar, no sé por qué.
Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.
Si te fijas Victor Frankenstein y su monstruo en la novela tienen la misma dinámica que el hortelano que se asusta con su pariente negro en Amanece que no es poco.
Tsuyoshi: The One Who No One can Win Against Pretty good martial arts manga that also about how much the author wants to blow up the japanese national diet
oh shit, a Pestonya pic?
*steals ice cream from a child* too bad loser, pull yourself up by your bootstraps
If you made a horror movie in which the bad guys sent flying robots to drop grenades on women and children taking refuge in tents, it would seem too comically evil to be believable. But that's what Israel is doing in real life, right now, every day.
Gracias a “Delirios de España” os voy a desbloquear un recuerdo de cómo era la España de los noventa. En 1995 le ponen una bomba a Aznar y ese verano el disco más vendido es el Bombazo mix. Atención a la portada.
Adult games can no longer launch in Early Access on Steam. This is devastating for small projects (like my own!) because EA can be a much-needed lifeline while games are still in development
let him cook
Miriam ＃BloodstainedRotN
Route 6 Trainer: Hey! You there! Now that we've crossed eyes you know what that means! That's right! An unavoidable Pokémon battle! Hope you're ready to get your clock cleaned, because I wont be holding back! My elite team of 6 magnemite I've trained to get me out of any situation imaginable:
we must needs reconstruct titan from thine memories
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
😱😱😱 Ahora me vais a decir que lo sabías tod@s y entonces me enfadaré por no haberlo dicho antes...
Keep fucking calling, keep making noise people, this keeps happening and has been happening for years. You cannot give up on this.
On my second playthrough I made a gun that is very strong and has the tranquilizer effect on it. so far If you kill the gator too quickly you have to wait a long time for it to realize it's dead so you can continue. If you kill the crab with it the game softlocks. this game does not need a remake.
The general consensus seems to be that's kinda bad and all it had going for it for years was aura, so it really is Solo Leveling coded
Looks more like a bathrobe tbh
me when I see all the evil and hatred in this world...
when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
The menu at this Indo-Chinese restaurant that just opened has so many bizarre problems but this is my favorite.
Y así es como los empresarios "crean" riqueza.
Monumental technology.
my bluesky
Switching on the VPN to check my DMs
the purpose of a system...
Struggle as best you can!
they fucking what
Chatbots killing their users suggests that big tech has transitioned from simple parasite to parasitoid, indicating that keeping the host alive is no longer essential for their evolutionary strategy
Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.
