David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh weβre awakeβ¦ but whoβs going to fire the first shot?
7th generation Texan who is now thinking maybe we should've just stayed part of Mexico
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view profile on Bluesky David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh weβre awakeβ¦ but whoβs going to fire the first shot?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Promoting something that is a direct violation of the Constitution should be grounds for immediate removal from office
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrapped in the flag and wearing a cross
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Incel with a J6 pardon? Sign up now!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
If Wheels is such a tough guy, why doesn't he fly his ass up to Chicago and personally bring them back? All hat, no cattle.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Didnβt Johnson talk about sharing porn with his son?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
gofund.me/700d44fe
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
Former Grindr engineer hereβ¦ weβre currently litigating a court case against Grindr with the NLRB on our side. We could really use some financial support in this fight. Thx β€οΈ u all!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? Goddamn! Whereβs my $135,000 check?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
And of course his scummy little toadie is standing next to him with that creepy frozen grin
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe this is the new βBoston Tea Partyββ¦ rebels in the Navy are pushing planes into the ocean as a protest
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Now you understand the REAL endgame, and why the Heritage Foundation is behind it all⦠They want a christo-fascist state
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Wellβ¦ thereβs sure as shit a lot more of us running around with assault rifles now.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't just about the tan suit, though... It was the color of the person's skin who was wearing it...
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Please recruit software engineers too!!! Letβs build a Canadian Silicon Valley and put all the fascist sympathizer tech bro cucks here in the States out of business!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
THATβS A LOT OF DOLLARS!!!!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a question though... What are they going to do with all this money they're supposedly saving? That money was appropriated for those people's jobs
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you people love shitty AI images of your god-king? You know he doesn't even drink, right? So this image is just dumb from the subject matter alone. This is very un-Dude of you.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
I don't care if this gets me banned... We need a "Luigi" for the entire Heritage Foundation. They are the real problem.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Deny. Defend. Depose.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
Hereβs my new theory: Trump riled up our allies (Canada/Mexico) to numb us to what heβs going to do to another of our allies, Ukraine.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Reply STOP
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm white and I understood it wasn't meant for me, but I still had fun watching it!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyβre gonna find out how armed the left isβ¦ bring it motherfuckers, letβs go!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
They donβt need to be connected to the internet to be βhackedββ¦ ask the Iranians about their nuclear centrifuges if you donβt believe me
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I donβt know you, but in times like these, violence is an inevitable and effective answer. I hope you wise up to that someday, because itβs unavoidable.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
Why is no one saying the quiet part out loud? Yes, keep fighting against Trump. Yes, keep fighting against Elon. But when are we gonna burn The Heritage Foundation to the ground? Theyβre responsible for all of this.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why are you voting to confirm the very people Trump is putting into the positions to wave the "wand"? Stand the fuck up to them! This is serious!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
We could demand that Tesla remove Musk as CEO since he's preoccupied working for the President, and when they don't, slap 'em with the suit! I'm down...
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm down, we just need to convince several Secret Service members to step aside
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Break their fucking faces. We punch nazis in this country, that shouldn't be controversial nor a crime.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Send the president a return letter demanding his resignation effective immediately⦠see how he likes it!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
This American has been buying Canadian for awhile⦠Mostly prescription drugs, because your prescription drugs are like 25% the price of what we pay in the US.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereβs a few of us who didnβt vote for the orange idiot and weβd also like to break up with the US. Can we move in with Canada? Is there a proverbial couch we can crash on?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom is on Medicare. If Elon takes away my momβs healthcare, his days are fucking numbered. Bet on it.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Calexit!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a link for non-Meta users?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, no disrespect meant to Elmo of Sesame Street fameβ¦
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark it as βspamβ, fuck Elmo and his beta-boy gang.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was really hoping Anonymous would produce proof of the election being hacked or something like thatβ¦. Still hoping
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
You can say it all you want, itβs been proven in court many many times that it wasnβt rigged
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey while theyβre in there, can they 0 out my student loans?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I never thought Iβd be the type of person wishing death upon the POTUS, but here we are
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell his vital signs to cease operations immediately
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
They are simply operating under the standpoint of βwhatβre you gonna do about it?β And theyβre kinda right, what are we gonna do about it? They know Congress moves at the speed of snail, itβs Bond villain-level nefariousness. By the time anyone wises up, the damage will be done.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
How do Canadians feel about illegal US immigrants? I mean, I would make every effort to become a legal resident... But, in the meantime, I'll be a good boy I PROMISE!!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
In other news: Coin flip will either come up "heads, or possibly tails", experts warn
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
βWhen fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving the cross.β Turns out that wasnβt just a warning, it was a prediction.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you put your rich guy hat on and have Elon quietly removed.... from earth?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you take some of us with those things? We very much align with Canadian ideals and not whatever the hell is going on in the US right now... also I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Keanu I could make some calls
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be nice! Hey, do you guys accept American refugees?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Because right-wing propaganda outright lied to them for years with absolutely zero repercussions. Pretty sure thatβs not what the Founding Fathers had in mind with βfreedom of speechβ.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
What even are his qualifications? Other than having the last name βKennedyβ
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a couple MAGA family members whoβve already turned against him because he directly affected their jobs with his bullshitβ¦ too bad they didnβt listen to me BEFORE November, idiots
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, ditched my Firestick for Amazon reasonsβ¦ I just use my PS5 as my media player nowβ¦ Sony doesnβt seem to be as intrusive with ads and data collection as some of the others. Might take a hint from you though and create my own media server.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβve dumbed all of my appliances down. Even my TV, and itβs hard to find a dumb TV nowadays.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
Just heard from my MAGA aunt that her job may be going away due to Trumpβs authoritarian funding cuts. Heβs literally hurting his own people. And she doesnβt seem to care, she has an βoh well, it happensβ attitude about it. βAs long as illegals git goneβ is her attitude. MAGA is truly a lost cause.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Letβs be clear, he IS stupid but whatβs happening is calculated and incredibly smart, and for sure dangerous. But itβs not just that heβs stupid, he doesnβt care. Heβs going to rubber-stamp P2025 no matter what because his βadvisorsβ are telling him to. βUseful idiotβ.
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
Any Canadians on here? Is Canada open to political refugees from the US? Asking for a friend⦠and myself⦠and millions of others
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
So when is Kevin Roberts going to get βLuigiβdβ?β¦. Asking for a friend
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who stands up to the Manchurian Cantaloupe has my support! Is there anything regular old people can do to support these inspectors?
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
I just wish we didnβt have so much fucking despair
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social) reply parent
Your taste in music sucks! To be clear, it sucks a strawberry popsicle which is actually awesome!
David Crockett π²π½ π¨π¦πΊπ¦ (@enlightenedpie.bsky.social)
Hello Bluesky⦠is it slightly less fascist over here?