Have you ever noticed there's vampires in America, but there's no vampires in Africa? That's because holy water kills vampires, and they bless the rains down in Africa
1982 5’1” wholesome chubster w/ DDs ♥️ linktr.ee/envymaybe veni, vidi, veni
10,611 followers 2,838 following 733 posts
view profile on Bluesky
Have you ever noticed there's vampires in America, but there's no vampires in Africa? That's because holy water kills vampires, and they bless the rains down in Africa
Who's dtf a chubster milf?
Sometimes the truth hurts 😔🇺🇲 'Ashamed to be an American' by Nicholas Wells
The First Amendment doesn't care about snowflakes' feelings
10.5K followers?! 🎉 You guys are amazing ♥️ ThankYou so much 💕☺️
SO much cuteness 🥰
Sound on! 😍 #bluesky #nature #animals
Guys mad about girls’ body count... sounds like a you problem 😏
Looking forward to hitting 12,345 followers... just because ☺️
Would u cum in my ass or do u hate me?
The fact 2.2K of you would creampie me 😘💕
Would you eat me out in the office? 🫣
Others: "It's embarrassing to be fat" Me:
I don’t wear makeup. Almost never have. Honestly, I don’t think it’s good for us. It’s not needed, & it’s full of stuff that’s bad for our skin. But that’s just me. Do you, boo ☺️
Sometimes the truth hurts 😔🇺🇲 'Ashamed to be an American' by Nicholas Wells
would you creampie?
The First Amendment doesn't care about snowflakes' feelings
Some pussies are prettier, some dicks more appealing. We all know it. Preferences exist. It is what it is.
42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔
you know you're not the first... but do you really care?
SO much cuteness 🥰
10.5K followers?! 🎉 You guys are amazing ♥️ ThankYou so much 💕☺️
bareback or nothing... I want that creampie 😏
The fact 2.2K of you would creampie me 😘💕
I like presidents who aren’t pedo rapists, who don’t tank the economy, who aren’t authoritarians destroying civil liberties, who don’t enable genocide, and who don’t write creepy love letters to their pedo sex trafficking best friends. But hey, that’s just me.
Guys mad about girls’ body count... sounds like a you problem 😏
If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal, free & encouraged
Gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table
before you follow me, just know I'm built like this
if u ♡ 5’1” naughty lil chubsters w/ DDs, u probably should be following me
I like presidents who aren’t pedo rapists, who don’t tank the economy, who aren’t authoritarians destroying civil liberties, who don’t enable genocide, and who don’t write creepy love letters to their pedo sex trafficking best friends. But hey, that’s just me.
Follow for more gems like this 🤭
Have you ever noticed there's vampires in America, but there's no vampires in Africa? That's because holy water kills vampires, and they bless the rains down in Africa
If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal, free & encouraged
Model: @envymaybe.bsky.social Envy♡ 42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔
Love it ☺️
I don’t wear makeup. Almost never have. Honestly, I don’t think it’s good for us. It’s not needed, & it’s full of stuff that’s bad for our skin. But that’s just me. Do you, boo ☺️
Oh. Gee. The shooter was a white, male, raised in a Christian, Republican family, in a conservative state... What a surprise
do you f*ck chubby b!tches? 🥰
Looking forward to hitting 12,345 followers... just because ☺️
Who's dtf a chubster milf?
ngl, I love my thick thighs 🥰
my pussy being spread... would you eat it?
SO... who likes backshots?
guess who just got creampied :D
Decarlos Brown Jr, the disgusting, violent, racist POS who 'allegedly' murdered 23 year old Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska by brutally stabbing her to death on a Charlotte train, deserves the harshest justice possible, including the death penalty. Fuck that vile, hateful monster! 😡
And suddenly quoting Charlie Kirk is deeply offensive to Charlie Kirk fans... Gee, I wonder why?
Decarlos Brown Jr, the disgusting, violent, racist POS who 'allegedly' murdered 23 year old Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska by brutally stabbing her to death on a Charlotte train, deserves the harshest justice possible, including the death penalty. Fuck that vile, hateful monster! 😡
We're so cooked
Gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table
Huh, well, that's ironic... 'thoughts and prayers' www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
It turns out Tyler Robinsons family, are ALL Trump supporting MAGA... Because, Of Course!
Apple introducing ‘new’ features, meanwhile Android users getting nostalgia from those exact same features in the 2013 Samsung Galaxy S4
And suddenly quoting Charlie Kirk is deeply offensive to Charlie Kirk fans... Gee, I wonder why?
It turns out Tyler Robinsons family, are ALL Trump supporting MAGA... Because, Of Course!
Oh. Gee. The shooter was a white, male, raised in a Christian, Republican family, in a conservative state... What a surprise
Apple introducing ‘new’ features, meanwhile Android users getting nostalgia from those exact same features in the 2013 Samsung Galaxy S4
Huh, well, that's ironic... 'thoughts and prayers' www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Good morning my muchachos
how it started vs how it ended
do you fuck thick bitches? 😏
Poor Don Jr. and Fredo... this must be the absolute worst way to find out your dad sends birthday cards
Oh. Gee. I wonder if he's 100% a pedo rapist?
This is the birthday card Trump 'allegedly' created for Jeffrey Epstein, just released by the majority Republican House Oversight Committee. I prefer Presidents who DON'T write love letters to pedo, child, sex trafficker, rapists! 🤮
This is the birthday card Trump 'allegedly' created for Jeffrey Epstein, just released by the majority Republican House Oversight Committee. I prefer Presidents who DON'T write love letters to pedo, child, sex trafficker, rapists! 🤮
Oh. Gee. I wonder if he's 100% a pedo rapist?
Some pussies are prettier, some dicks more appealing. We all know it. Preferences exist. It is what it is.
I'm a good girl, honestly 😈
It was, thanks John ☺️
5:14am. 2 dicks later, finally home. Tired 🥱
Would u cum in my ass or do u hate me?
Good morning my muchachos
Fun fact, when I was 16, I got a tongue stud and a belly piercing. But I've never got my ears pierced.
Goodness, here come the comments...
Morning vibes… woke up, showered, and had my fiancé pee in my mouth 💦🫣 How’s your morning going?
ThankYou ☺️
Swinger fit. No panties... Obviously 🤭
Others: "It's embarrassing to be fat" Me:
do you fuck thick bitches? 😏
玉しゃぶり (Tama shaburi) is a Japanese term for ball play... would you let me practice on you?
Despotic regimes who use unidentified masked thugs to enforce their dictators every whim... Imagine what a pathetic loser country you would have to be to ever allow this?
A president has ZERO power to eliminate mail-in ballots. Trump’s threatened ‘executive order’ is illegal, unconstitutional, and a direct attack on states’ rights. States run their own elections. Period.
rent being higher than mortgage is bs
Remember: Working hard or barely working? Same pay. Companies don’t care about you, so don’t care about them. Off the clock is YOUR time. If they call or msg you outside work hours, ignore them.
Goodness, here come the comments...
Despotic regimes who use unidentified masked thugs to enforce their dictators every whim... Imagine what a pathetic loser country you would have to be to ever allow this?
A president has ZERO power to eliminate mail-in ballots. Trump’s threatened ‘executive order’ is illegal, unconstitutional, and a direct attack on states’ rights. States run their own elections. Period.
Love this photo, you look beautiful ♥️
choke me while we fuck 🥹
Sounds about right, that's why I'm not 'available' on my own time.
Fun fact, when I was 16, I got a tongue stud and a belly piercing. But I've never got my ears pierced.
"If releasing the Epstein list would collapse your government, then, your government needs to collapse" - Zohran Mamdani
Remember: Working hard or barely working? Same pay. Companies don’t care about you, so don’t care about them. Off the clock is YOUR time. If they call or msg you outside work hours, ignore them.
rent being higher than mortgage is bs
Honestly, I’m sometimes amazed anyone follows me… If you follow for my nudies, you gotta deal with my warped sense of humor and occasional political rant. If you follow for the 'humor' and rants, you gotta put up with the nudies 💀