John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
don’t worry though it wouldn’t change me
was: creative director, writer, other stuff for DATV currently: narrative director on skate. former sonic dev he/him, bi, ADHD.
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view profile on Bluesky John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
don’t worry though it wouldn’t change me
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
trying to decide if I should be boromir or Aragorn for Halloween and then I realized I would absolutely, 100% be tempted by the Ring
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
hey it’s my home province being a disgusting disgraceful bunch of bigots, it must be a day that ends in Y
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
Jessica Walter’s read of the line ‘they don’t allow you to have bees in here’ is legitimately one of the funniest line reads any human has ever done
Alex (@dirtbagboyfriend.bsky.social) reposted
My partner and I (2/4th of SNW) are both trans and attempting to leave the US (I’m also an Arab immigrant). It’s extremely expensive, so please consider buying our game/leaving it a review so that we have some sort of income when we inevitably have to make the jump and start over. Thank you.
Play Spirit Swap!✨ (@softnotweak.bsky.social) reposted
Spirit Swap: Lofi Beats to Match-3 to is OUT NOW! GO GO GO! ✨ store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/... ✨
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
god i wish i were lying
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
but i think it's illustrative that it's still better than literally any AI-created 'song'
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
it's incredible that in 26 years we really haven't gotten another song that is as powerfully bad -and- as inexplicably popular as Crazy Town's Butterfly
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
as someone dumb/naive enough to anchor their entire career to game dev, it warms my heart to see so many talented people doing their own thing and i sincerely hope they all achieve financial success
Osama Dorias (@osamadorias.bsky.social) reposted
It's my absolute pleasure to present to you our labor of love: Poly Fighter! We are HeartLoop Games! ♥
Ryan Gilliam (@rygilliam.bsky.social) reposted
Our new project is live. A group of us former Polygon folks have come together to build something new: Rogue. We're a worker-owned, reader supported gaming site. You can read all about our goals and ideas on our (gorgeous) website. Please check us out and share us with your friends!
dr. hazel 🐝 (@hazelmonforton.com) reposted
My contract with Blizzard ends in one month. I'm still looking for a fulltime role as a senior writer or narrative designer! If you need someone who can write poetic prose, emotive dialogue, and sharp stories, I'm here. ✨
Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) reposted
One of the projects I'm working on is currently delayed, so I remain open to contract work. Pay me human money for: - Game writing and editing - Narrative design - Technical, systems, narrative, economy or general game design consulting on a variety of topics - Un-spaghetti your Ink - Storylets
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
excellent i have zero regrets on my part
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
got literally no sleep last night but i have consumed an unholy amount of caffeine so i am READY 2 GO
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
excellent i'm writing these all down (I just binged Dandadan and loved it, so that's one down but i haven't seen the rest)
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
you and @jimstr.bsky.social have both rec’d this and I trust both of you completely
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly I think the first is still a more complete game there’s a lot more content (esp with the expansion) but dd2 is a better playing game and at this point it performs pretty well
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
oh I love OPM too, I’ve watched the first season probably a dozen times and the second at least half as much
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s on the list! just haven’t gotten to it yet
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
oh i read the premise and that sounds good gonna check it out
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
okay I binged Sakamoto Days what should I watch next
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
moderate centrism is a particularly farcical belief system on a planet where the worst people either have or are close to having the levers of power because ‘moderates’ have never once risen to the moment
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
i had a steam deck for a while but wasn’t really using it a ton. for some reason the Claw is really working for me, but I miss the touchpads
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah I bought an MSI Claw for PC specific experiences
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i am deep into the game and I haven’t played in forever, I don’t remember what anything does
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
need a game to take me away from my desk (because desk = work and thus = bad for relaxing) so I’m wiping my Dragon’s Dogma 2 save and starting from scratch
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
whoever recommended Sakamoto Days, also very spot on.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i came to it a little late but i burned a ton of hours on it. the fashion was incredible, and the game in general was just such a great way to hang out with people i played a ton of it with @sievish.bsky.social for a while and i miss those days
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
they are truly the most delicious of jellybeans and i will never waver from that belief
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
went to a wedding at Fort Edmonton today and it really made me want to play Red Dead Online again i will go to my grave maintaining that the world where RDO took off instead of GTA Online would have been a better world
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
when we were shipping DATV i would go through them at a clip that worried even me
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
there is no form of writing i enjoy more than prose writing. even unfinished projects just let you do so much with text that (at least for me) isn't possible in games writing, at least not in the kind of games writing that i get paid to do.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
tbh discovering you can buy starburst jellybeans in giant plastic tubs is almost certainly the thing that will ultimately lead to my death
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
if this man hasn't killed before, i feel like it is just a matter of time
Esraa🍉 (@israasra.bsky.social) reposted
💔 From Dreams to Ashes – Help Me Rebuild Every morning, I stepped into my office with passion, arranging my desk, ready to tell stories that mattered. Journalism was my purpose, my voice for the voiceless. War took everything—my office, my home, my family. Donate and share: 🙏 gofund.me/bd019290
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
i was genuinely shocked to discover that, it felt tailor-made for porting
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
probably one of my favourite RPGs of all time, it was so good
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
we need a Lost Odyssey remaster
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
hard to tell because i just switched beans too
Natalie Spitzel (@nat-the-dev.bsky.social) reposted
haha heyyy anyone want a 3D Environment Artist who can also do: concept art, character design, UI art, recruitment, social media management, voice acting, opera singing (or any other style really), level design, provide cute dogs???? I know a girl... haha.....
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
liking out of solidarity. every new thing is an uphill battle and it sucks.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
I descaled my coffee machine today and it only took me two weeks from the time i bought the descaling solution
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
Premee Mohamed (@premeemohamed.com) reposted
EDMONTON: HELP Mayday mayday SOS: both Fiasco and Franca have gotten out of the house through a busted window screen and the back gate was found open by my catsitter I am VERY FAR AWAY! If you are in the Highlands region can you keep your eye out
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
when it happens everyone should get a free ox for roasting
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
Creole Kal-El (@saintpablo.bsky.social) reposted
💕💸 This is the absolute last day that I can hope to try and get my rent paid. Whatever happens I just wanna say thanks for the folks who were able to help and to the ones who reposted. Anything helps. Thanks. 💸💕 #mutualaidrequest
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
I love what’s been built here yknow?
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
we don’t use the word ‘bacchanalia’ nearly enough if you ask me
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
what’s fun is that most people will never know the exact vibe that the world is gonna have on the day they die so that’s a kind of gift if you think about it
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
calling out the window to a local rapscallion like you’re Scrooge
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
i have the bold hunter’s mark tattooed on my right forearm my favourite From software game ainec
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
that’s impressive orphan didn’t roadblock me as much as some but it definitely took me 9-10 tries to get him
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
god i love this game
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
managed to pretty easily one shot Gascoigne so I was feeling confident cleric beast humbled me quick. he’s one boss I’ve never gotten the timing clean on
Joshua Rivera (@jmrivera.bsky.social) reposted
an annoying problem the games industry has is that absolutely no one wants to give a quote about anything other than the game they are currently promoting.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
yakuza is a game i had 0 interest in for a very long time, and then i played it, and it is just so very good i'm still gonna talk about the things i'm playing and what i'm enjoying but it definitely feels like walking on eggshells sometimes
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
really hoping for 'poops self to death on live TV, pantses the VP on the way down'
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
and just to be clear i do not blame the games press in any way for any of the harassment i've ever gotten they are not the people collapsing context and they are, by and large, overworked and underpaid people doing a difficult job under even more challenging circumstances
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
it just isn't worth it!
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly it’s a multilayered problem gamers, sure, but it’s also studio mandates I’ve gotten my hand slapped for some pretty innocuous shit someone else said it but my gut is that a lot of Important People really want people to forget that games are made by people
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
it was fun! but most of us have dialled back our social media, we chat on discord and, honestly, I try not to think back on the last project too much
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
congrats Morgan!
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
people want an easy and clean narrative with clear villains and the reality is that 99% of game dev is just imperfect people doing the best they can under brutal circumstances
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
you get some good gems like Aftermath but much like how the games industry of old no longer exists, the same is true of the games journalism of old
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
the problem is there simply isn’t money for it everyone is overworked and underpaid and every executive who owns a gaming site is trying to pivot them into the most efficient money making strategies which are rarely the same strategies that produce good content
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s wild to find out the things I am apparently responsible for! most of them come as a complete surprise to me, too
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
the day It happens i will be celebrating like the Ewoks at the end of ROTJ
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
if you see anything at EA (especially skate) lmk and I’ll help you get your application to the right people
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
which sucks! because i love talking game dev! but it really is not worth it.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
‘I want to hear about the behind the scenes of game dev’ often means ‘tell me the things that confirm my biases, and I’ll ignore the rest so I can cal you lazy and/or evil’
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
it’s simply not worth my mental health to accidentally kick off another wave of harassment because some weirdos online have decided that I’m responsible for all of their life’s unhappiness so i shit post and generally just keep my head down.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
Alberta remains a uniquely embarrassing province to live in
Aaron Radney (Commissions Open. See Pin) (@aaronradney.bsky.social) reposted
I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
i started watching mythic quest and then my real life started becoming mythic quest and so i stopped watching, but unfortunately the causal relationship was a one-time only thing
Cat Manning (@catacalypto.bsky.social) reposted
I wouldn’t say “beloved” but there’s an episode of Mythic Quest that makes every game dev dissociate
🧙♀️ Killy Witches 🎃👻 (@tillybridges.bsky.social) reposted
y’all know what one of the first nazi book burnings was right? y’all know why they did it y’all know trans people were one of their first targets and even the ALLIES left us in the camps when liberating everyone else y’all see what’s right in front of you, right?
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
if you have an entire empty restaurant full of tables to sit at and you choose to sit right beside me that is fully unhinged behaviour I’m sorry
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
if i ever run for office this will be a key part of my platform
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
anytime rich people complain about labour costs there should be a 24 hour period where every worker can legally kick them in the shins
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
my colony in rimworld is rife with infidelity and given that it's a story generator i'm appreciating the additional texture it's giving my world
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
current mood: cat's in the cradle on an endless loop
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
kids are back to school tomorrow and i am a mess doing my level best to hide it from them though and i think i am largely succeeding
Alex Bertram-Powell (@alexbpart.bsky.social) reposted
It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
fortunately it was on a random shelf that I happened to look at
David Buchanan (@retr0.id) reposted
my cables will not be "managed" I love all cables equally. each is empowered to roam freely in pursuit of self-directed goals, articulating a personality of its own. that's not a tangle, it's a statement. cable management is a tool of the oppressor.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
damn i've been off work since last wednesday and i've completely lost track of the linear concept of time i thought today was saturday for most of it, i don't understand how days work anymore
Megan Piontkowski illustration (@meganpiont.bsky.social) reposted
New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
i actually haven't watched Nimona! i'll put it on my list.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
i teared up multiple times through the end sequence
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social)
you know what with the world the way it is i am here for any piece of entertainment that celebrates friendship and kindness and just being a good person
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
same. i came in with high expectations and it still managed to blow past them.
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
okay yeah suddenly it makes a LOT of sense why zoey was the one i felt the most kinship with
John Epler (@eplerjc.bsky.social) reply parent
like you expect billionaires to be evil and sociopathic and selfish but he is completely indistinguishable from an edgelord teen posting on 4chan he's not cool or stylish or clever or funny or anything you're worth multiple hundreds of billions of dollars and this is the best you can do?