I would s—r R f K jr in the face without even thinking twice
They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
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I would s—r R f K jr in the face without even thinking twice
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)
Broad Ripple High School all-timer alumnus
How the hell did anyone else have my homie Cory Wade? This is amazing
If we have a bad one that hits the same age cohorts 1918 hit, we’re talking about unprecedented national catastrophe.
New Midwest Emo band name also
What idiot called them Sharrows and not a Protected Sike Lane?
One more coat, bro, I swear
People roll that really fast coming from Meridian, add on the fence and shrubs there have obscured that intersection for like 40 years now, and you’ve got a delightful recipe for carnage. Someone crashed into my grandmother back in like 1983 right at that same place.
“looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart”
We’re all Budds here, manifesting the same thing and it’s beautiful.
ahh yeah here he comes, big DJT Senior himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
Definitely not true. Lots of research. That’s my job.
Somehow you have delved deeper into the current collective derangement of the average American in one post than the entirety of the Academy and Legacy Media combined. Thank you, Ed.
This is the average American driver post-Covid.
Saliba hamstring is a fuck. Let's see what the young man can do.
And gas appliances are bad for residences, not because of open flames per se, or the potential for fire, but because the products of combustion inside a home are terrible for the air quality. Especially in new homes with very little air infiltration or leakage.
You mothfgher
Man Shitty and you’re hearing it more and more
Telling the washwank bobby to sod off when he bangs at my flat door
Gotdamn aw yeah
Omg he is hitting the fucking ball so well
I’m enwaddified
Imagine Felix Auger-Aliassime
Here’s the link for tickets. I play a guy named Jim. It’s a really good play. www.phoenixtheatre.org/buy-tickets
Trying not to get greedy or blithe about the beautiful things.
Honestly this is the correct move. Also Freshman year is really the only year you can pull off the hand-roll guy. If you haven’t established that as your thing before sophomore year, it’s too late to start then.
Also any and all Indy people, Midwest road-trippers, or anyone interested in seeing one of the brightest young voices in American Theatre officially debut one of their newer scripts, come see this.
Just send him a pack of Newports instead. The mintiness means it’s healthy.
The oldest is happy at school for the first time in like 4 years, the youngest gets to have their mom as a teacher in their school which is great. I’m in a play with one of the coolest people I’ve ever met, being directed by an absolute gem. Counting blessings.
I think Miller and DJTJr have been writing many of them for the last year anyway, but yeah, that one especially reeks of an irate functionary.
I’m gonna disagree here. Only send him the cigs and rubbers. The vapes and zyns will fuckin kill you.
lol Pritzker just called him a dead bitch
I’m eager to get a booster because when I had it again a year ago, I hadn’t had a shot awhile and it sucked shit. Don’t want that at all.
I know like ten people with Covid right now and so I gotta believe Trump has it and probably hasn’t gotten updated shots. So that on top of the heart disease, I think he’s in the process of going out like Stan Chera.
You have to be willing to grapple with unclean spirits to achieve the kingdom of Heaven
absolutely hate to say it, but Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton have had incredible runs
John Williams and Shaboozey
David Attenborough and Yoko Ono
Stallone and Seinfeld
tom hanks and his wife in a yacht wreck but they also have covid at the time of the sinking
The Undertaker and The Rizzler The white trash community would be devastated, but these are the sacrifices that need to be made 🤷♂️
I hope Nick has some really good at bats.
Hell yeah. That’s a great call
Who are the other two celebs you’re offering up in a conjuring the Rule Of Threes situation with Trump? They’ve gotta have some real juice, like super beloved or important, to make it happen. I’m going Harrison Ford and Kate Middleton.
Schrödinger's Fat Box
Thinking about Rated Rookies: 🎶Phil Plantier🎶
Goddamn you’re right.
They swapped him out in 1966 at the “motorcycle accident.” Before Blonde On Blonde. Corbin needs to do the research.
Pretty sure Townsend is top five at the net in the women’s game all-time. I’m glad she’s putting together another run. Fuck to the McEnroes.
Taylor Townsend is here for a trophy and I am fucking down with it.
Exactly
Trump Covid death would’ve beaten Cubbies.
IU Volleyball LETS FUCKINN GOOOO
Fall protection is for pussies
October 2020 was almost the best month of the millenium. Really hoping we actually get in nearly five years later.
I think she’d enjoy the wordplay of ‘Cincignetti’
Goddamn this show is going to be good as helll
These are the names of real zoomers at a real college.
little known fact: In 2020, Republicans lost the White House and the Senate.
A Hallmark with Clancy Brown as an aging cranberry farmer with three daughters who are all Cordelias (No Reagans or Gonerils allowed) might fix me.
RFK Jr. dress up as Hitchbot and go to Philly for Halloween challenge.
I wrote a joke about RFK Jr. being the patient zero for a 12 Monkeys style plague, but now I genuinely think that sick fucking psychopath might actually do something like that for real.
Somehow the paragraph where she coyly avoids describing the sex seems more perverse than if she’d just written a Penthouse Forum letter.
I’ve been called a locker room cancer so I think I qualify
Inshallah brother. If you will it, it is no dream.
She’s in the hoodie or you? Or both?
“The reader community” is a cursed phrase and indicative of an event that was custom-built for obsessives with boundary issues.
BRipple 4 Lyfe
Your boy is going to have to book that flight to Turkey very soon
The Taylor Divorce Album is going to surpass ‘Blood On The Tracks’
Trading reconstruction for Rutherford B Hayes was a mistake we’re still paying for. We’ve got to stop.
Looks like an airline that went bankrupt from trying to maintain a nonstop flight from St. Louis to Couer D’Alene
Jurassic / Cretaceous
Inshallah
Someone should put a little Tom Cruise running like a motherfucker down one of those paths.
Obama sipping fresh dog juice on Martha’s Vineyard voice:
I love that no matter what he does he’s just still handsome tennis caveman.
Yep. The price relative to the past is comparable if not lower for entry level models, but other costs for so much of the rest of life have increased to where we can’t just hand Detroit a paycheck every month for a few years.
This ties into the “good economy” misperception. While relatively cheaper to purchase than in the past, extra/third cars are prohibitively expensive to own and maintain for teens and low-income households. HS age teens are also discouraged from carpooling by the passenger restrictions on licenses.
They can’t ban another kind of shot
Literally drove the car his bodyguard shot and killed a guy from and he’s complaining about woke. If the LA prosecutor’s office wasn’t wildly incompetent, he’d just be getting out of jail right about now.
You watching this madness @girinathan.bsky.social ?
I’m almost 100% sure I’ve seen it happen at a challenger or NCAA match. A player was arguing a cal that had no legitimate argument and was not given time, and the server just banged out an ace to the open court. Like when a pitcher throws a strike to a batter that left the box during the wind up.
Seeing someone sing Incarcerated Scarfaces like Robert Goulet would fix me.
This is why there are so few American chair umps now. A vague and unspecific Euro accent establishes a permissible cultural aloofness that preemptively forgives their tone. But when Jeff from accounting is telling you to take a seat, it immediately makes you think Jeff needs his fuckin’ ass beat.
He could’ve served when Medvedev was barking at the umpire. There was no timeout given! I don’t understand why opposing servers don’t do that when the receiver is arguing something that isn’t a valid challenge or otherwise. Just hit the ball!
Heres the thing: All Bonzi had to do was prep his serve and serve to the open court. He did not have to wait for anything. The umpire could only stop him, and he’d have no reason to. The server dictates pace of play. When the server is ready and there is no medical or given timeout, they can serve.
We need him now more than ever.
Sorry Benjamin Bonzi, if you can’t serve with noise, go the fuck home.
Daniil Medvedev is the only truly authentic tennis personality we have. That personality is “constantly out of control asshole” but still. A treasure.
The Medvedev match is off the fucking chain
A snake eating its own lanyard.
Yeah really he’s most closely resembles Paul Gleason, but he’s definitely taking elements from all the great unlikeable assholes of the era. Pretty hilarious.
