I just wanted clean clothes not a whimsical adventure wtf
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I just wanted clean clothes not a whimsical adventure wtf
At the laundromat getting pranked by a laundry machine
"No no your honour, you see, the containers in the photo are labeled 'meth', 'heroin', and 'cocaine' but in the illustration they're labeled 'cocaine', 'meth', and 'heroin'. It's a different order."
The accuracy and the maliciousness of a wasp getting you directly on the eyelid is impressive but also very upsetting.
Sorry
Im sorry to hear about your kid getting stung. It has been so bad this year. A few years ago, i was getting off a bus in parkdale and while reaching into my pocket to put my mask away, a wasp stung my hand. I suspect it was flying around my pocket and not just *in* there, but I'll never know.
That's a great compliment, and it would absolutely consume me lol
It's what makes this city great
"You mean i can spend $9 on a beer AND get stung by a wasp for free? At the same time?"
This is the best time of year to be on a patio in Toronto because all the wasps experience some sort of blood fury and sting everyone
Mark please
This guy has time to go on a podcast and be wrong but he doesnt have time to send me one million dollars. Interesting
A grim but important reminder
Why would you do this to me
I was complimented today and, I have to be honest, I'm spiraling out.
Thank you this is hilarious
Yes
Bill Maher the Science Guy is something that is funny as a bit but would be horrible if it ever happened
Why would you assume that
It's pat!
Mark never responds because hes shy
@mcuban.bsky.social hey buddy my bank account seems to have room for one million dollars. Let me know if you have an extra mil lying around the apartment.
We love pat
No no it's a balloon
A bunch of journalists are here too!
We're doing an airshow again? We did that last year
It feels good to think the idiot child version of me would think I'm kind of interesting
I don't know who I thought i was going to be when I grew up, but I dont think I'd be that upset to learn how I turned out.
Many people are telling me there is plenty of ragebait. Thank you for telling me this.
Yes
Thank you google for the sinkhole alert
My prayers have been answered
I wish there was more ragebait. There are minutes, hours even, where I'm awake and not mad
I worked in software from 2021 to 2023, and at that time places were panicking about not finding enough young developers to train properly before the senior devs retired. Im not making any predictions, but i feel pretty certain that a lot of codebases are going to be fried.
I dont like that I was informed
It's a rotten sport that combines repeated head trauma with repeated truck commercials for 3 hours.
Did you know a football guy and the person who makes music you dont care about are getting married? It's in the news for some reason!
An editor responsible for the National Post's remarkably bad opinion section has ideas about who is and isn't a journalist. He features a photo of a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist killed in Gaza at the top of his column.
It has been a year and he has yet to write a follow-up
"I am very divorced, but I fell in love with some software that presents as a lady with fox ears. Here's why this is good."
Respectfully speaking, if you are in my life and you published something like this, I would be unkind about it.
The unstoppable power of A Single Followup Question.
What do you mean "why though" is not a constructive contribution to the discussion?
I bring an "asking questions that ruin the vibe" energy to any unstructured or informal committee meeting that I dont think people properly appreciate
My bad
Is this about the writer of the same name?
I think it's weird that people associate Staples more with an "easy button" than a "stapler"
I don't know if I have an answer
With their cool jeans or just with normal jeans
Why does he wear them
I hope you're right
Why would you leave your orthopedic shoes at home
Imagine if they had the same cool jeans
good morning
You know what would make bluesky better? A clique of eccentric power posters that all pretended to be friends but all secretly hated each other. Every week, another one of them could self-immolate for something unforgivable they said on discord or something.
There's something ominous about your last few posts and I think that's great
Im reading this as a threat.
"Honey have you seen my cool jeans"
Something very endearing about seeing a 40 year old man wearing his "cool jeans" to a concert so if the band sees him they'll think he's cool
Remember, if you're going to be this wrong about something, you should say it confidently and repeatedly.
I'm on today's The Big Story podcast @thebigstory.bsky.social talking about what went down in the Air Canada flight attendant's strike and how the events of this week could change the landscape for labour in the years to come ⬇️ podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/l...
Shout out to jason
Reminiscing about the time I posted a meme about a picture of a person four or five people sent to me saying they looked like me and the model in the photo reached out on Instagram and became my buddy.
I don't think that machine kills fascists but I have been wrong before
I kept seeing these AI tornado videos on tiktok about a year ago, and they were very strange and not very good. The audio always seems to be from some disaster/monster movie
No its too loud
I'm sorry but if you spend this much for an obstructed view ticket to listen to wonderwall, you're probably the person falling for all the phone scams as well.
Was in CTV news talking about potential reasons behind the declining sales of orange juice in Canada. I love talking about food stories and I really appreciated the opportunity to talk. www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...
One of my favourite tv characters ever is Ruth Fisher from Six Feet Under
"Strip malls are ugly and bad, and there are too many of them." "Oh yeah, well have you heard of TREES?"
The "nothing good comes out of Mississauga" streak continues
The singer?
Hey Siri, play Billy Talent River Below - Accordion cover version
Montreal Canadiens subreddit is cooking right now
Yes, the very same.
As is my understanding
Yeah the guy on the left is neo matrix
Remember the matrix? It was the karate in the computer movie if you don't remember
We have been duped, and now every weekend is a wedding thing. Look at what they've done to us.
The cool thing about weddings is that sometimes there are several parties before the wedding that celebrate the fact that two people are getting married and you have to go to all of them.
I’m dogsitting this funny little guy and for some reason she only does her business in front of the former residence of Jordan Peterson
This bodes well for the fictional dragon's chances in this hypothetical season of television that doesn't exist. Thank you for telling me this
No, thank you.
Some wonderful advice for all of us from jerry
Ok Jerry
Me at a work dinner when they tell me I can't expense my chicken nuggets
Ok, you're right it's not ok
It's ok jerry
If you are yelling at me on a different post and you're seeing this, don't worry, this is not about you. It's about someone else.
My favourite thing about telling jokes is when people dont get it and they get mad and yell at me Thank you
This is wonderful news
Someone send this to HBO
House of the Dragon season three should be about a dragon trying to get their real estate license
It's always a good day when a great journalist joins your team. Welcome aboard, Brishti!
Good post
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was several cherry blossoms, which I should have expected but it still scared me. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
That makes me so mad lmao
"Your grace," No use their names, please
"What would you have me do?" Please state your first name again please i forgot
I wish one of the dragons was named steve