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petra von cunt

@eva.town

eva. (ay-vuh) css enjoyer, design systems builder, digital janitor, gay and trans building @namesake.fyi šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø https://eva.town/guestbook

created November 23, 2023

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Profile picture petra von cunt (@eva.town) reply parent

dl chaser, hella problematic views but loves the dolls

Lieutenant Surge from Pokemon, wearing combat boots, camo pants, a green tank top, dog tags, and black sunglasses. He’s angular and has spiky blonde hair
2/9/2025, 2:32:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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which gym leader gives off the strongest chaser vibes and why is it Lt. Surge

2/9/2025, 2:25:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this video is a good overview

1/9/2025, 9:28:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when you remember that half of the US population—mostly Gen X and Boomers—was exposed to adverse levels of lead during early childhood, everything begins to make more sense

1/9/2025, 9:27:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there’s enough green space in this image alone to build multiple apartment buildings in walking distance of the school

1/9/2025, 9:17:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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US parents will say ā€œwe moved to the suburbs to have more space for our kids to grow upā€ and the space is just parking lots and 6-lane stroads

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the little table! 🄲

1/9/2025, 7:53:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[op-ed] I’m trans. Here’s why all genders suck.

1/9/2025, 6:26:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tech dudes get a ton of (rightful) flak, but I just came across a post in r/womenintech asking, ā€œdoes anybody have contacts at Raytheonā€

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also pics from Paris, I wish I could’ve spent more time there 🄲

1/9/2025, 6:07:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ™ƒ

1/9/2025, 5:27:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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some abstract long exposures from French high speed rail

1/9/2025, 5:15:30 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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average person uses 3 em dash a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 0 em dash per year. Writers Georg, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

1/9/2025, 4:10:56 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe I just need a different saddle

1/9/2025, 4:32:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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worst part about getting back on a bike after a break is the tailbone bruise the next day

1/9/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in the sense that killing a person will also get rid of any diseases they had

1/9/2025, 4:12:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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average person uses 3 em dash a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 0 em dash per year. Writers Georg, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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once I tried to get an LLM to fix a bug in my codebase and it just deleted the entire file lol

1/9/2025, 4:06:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmaoo

1/9/2025, 3:55:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes, very good. you are very smart

1/9/2025, 1:58:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seven of Sixty Nine (@internetperson69.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫔

Screenshot from Star Trek DS9. Leeta, Rom, and the rest of the workers at Quark's Bar are all huddled together. Caption:
1/9/2025, 10:47:23 AM | 2904 1046 | View on Bluesky | view

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every time a big lib account reposts something it just floods in the most inane replies and I wish there was a feature to preempt that like automatically disabling replies and reposts from accounts beyond a certain threshold

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Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

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Profile picture petra von cunt (@eva.town) reply parent

excellent question

1/9/2025, 12:35:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need a telephoto lens

31/8/2025, 11:51:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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babe u r looking stunningggg

New York City sunset with all the colors
31/8/2025, 11:49:48 PM | 40 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ask myself this daily

31/8/2025, 11:38:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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quantifying poster’s madness

31/8/2025, 11:37:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the answer is probably ā€œdon’t wait for a job. just build somethingā€

31/8/2025, 10:38:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture petra von cunt (@eva.town) reply parent

begging for a job that lets me pull UI stunts like this

The Persona 5 menu for Takemi Medical Clinic, blue, highly stylized, with overlapping blue, white, and black shapes. Almost nothing is at a right-angle or on-axis The battle menu within Persona 5, showing a large ā€œShowtimeā€ action at the bottom in the center, along with various other menu actions and stats radiating out from the player and askew along the edges of the screen
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would be cool to design UI/UX for a game one day

31/8/2025, 10:30:03 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah dw haha ur good

31/8/2025, 10:23:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is targeted at all the randos who show up when a post breaks containment

31/8/2025, 9:57:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg don’t worry lol

31/8/2025, 9:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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some people are posting too much and I would like to mute them

31/8/2025, 9:56:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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has anyone made a labeler for extremely chatty users (post:follower ratio over 4:1)

31/8/2025, 9:54:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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most of these are with a Canon EOS R6 and 50mm or 35mm, lightly processed w Photomator

31/8/2025, 9:13:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*family-sizes ur cannoli*

A truly gargantuan cannoli with a gold ribbon on top and then label, ā€œFamily Size Cannoli $100.00ā€
31/8/2025, 9:02:05 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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bike shop W

31/8/2025, 5:54:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joyride!

31/8/2025, 5:53:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fen, or so they say šŸŽ‰ (@cringeunworthy.bsky.social) reposted

annual reminder

photo of booty jorts, with Elmer's glue, and the legs to said booty jorts that would turn them into regular length jorts. . the text says it's SEPTEMBER its time to SPRING your Jorts back into JANTS!. i can't see what I'm typing in the alt text even after resetting the app so I hope it's legible. also this image is really ancient not mine
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gamer from Berlin

A man in a red shirt holding video games The same man in a red shirt, holding more video games The same man in a red shirt, with his arms crossed The same man in a red shirt, holding what looks to be a Gameboy SP
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graffiti from Berlin

two stick figures with angular limbs talking to each other. the first says, ā€œlet’s stay friendsā€. the second says, ā€œwho r u?ā€
31/8/2025, 5:25:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sticker from Berlin

A sticker with a tabby cat wearing sunglasses which reads, ā€œIf cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’tā€. The website listed is oatberlin.noblogs.org
31/8/2025, 5:13:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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spending less on one bike tune-up than most car owners spend on one tank of gas šŸ˜‡

31/8/2025, 5:03:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sweeties at the local bike shop alert

31/8/2025, 5:02:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pics from Berlin

31/8/2025, 4:04:36 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) reposted

feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance

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who’s ready to blab today? who’s ready for another day of blabbin

31/8/2025, 1:24:18 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve ordered from them exclusively for the past year and they’re legit. just gotta put up with cheesy marketing copy everywhere

31/8/2025, 1:11:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ahh thank you! šŸ’œšŸŒ

30/8/2025, 10:59:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in this house we love tabular numerals šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

30/8/2025, 10:23:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture G. Willow Wilson (@gwillow.me) reposted

I know everything is a 5 alarm fire right now, but this is really important.

30/8/2025, 9:27:35 PM | 212 167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pine Cellar (@pinecellar.bsky.social) reposted

This should have been a Wii Sport

30/8/2025, 9:06:26 PM | 1639 366 | View on Bluesky | view

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woah really?

30/8/2025, 7:46:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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am I newly dyslexic or do I just have to enter too many 2FA codes now

30/8/2025, 7:35:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I’m getting more dyslexic with age

30/8/2025, 7:34:54 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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once again, if these tools were genuinely useful we wouldn’t need to force-feed them to people

30/8/2025, 7:30:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

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I canvassed for Zohran today and it was nice to meet new people and talk with neighbors. Highly recommend

30/8/2025, 7:20:34 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just came across Wingman! Very legible bsky.app/profile/zeld...

30/8/2025, 1:04:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Cherepko (@mikecherepko.bsky.social) reposted

Jesus, I’ve seen what Anne Hidalgo has done for Paris, and I want Mamdani to do it for us. Amen šŸ™

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@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 12:15:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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starting a new collection for something important

30/8/2025, 12:13:49 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry

30/8/2025, 12:05:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unhelpful doomposting

29/8/2025, 11:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œThe research found that if carbon emissions continued to rise, 70% of the model runs led to collapse, while an intermediate level of emissions resulted in collapse in 37% of the models. Even in the case of low future emissions, an Amoc shutdown happened in 25% of the models.ā€ END FOSSIL FUELS

29/8/2025, 11:09:44 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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So disappointing. Wonder where we would be if Microsoft had not been allowed to acquire GitHub

29/8/2025, 11:00:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah!

29/8/2025, 10:33:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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welcome back!

29/8/2025, 8:57:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is going to *immediately* suck. the ridicule will be fun to witness

29/8/2025, 8:24:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater šŸ“¦šŸ’„ (@lookitup.baby) reposted

CVS is now scheduling for new Pfizer and Moderna COVID vaccines (no Novavax; nowhere else is scheduling yet). Get your vaccine while you can šŸ’‰

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902??? we have 902 billionaires in this country but we have to hold fundraisers for KIDS WITH BRAIN CANCER? christ

29/8/2025, 6:03:41 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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in retrospect, hating is human. I will continue to be a hater

29/8/2025, 6:00:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have less tact than you perhaps, but I am pro naming-and-shaming men like this. It’s unacceptable behavior

29/8/2025, 5:57:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yuck

29/8/2025, 5:53:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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using it for the first time in about a year and it's such a mess

29/8/2025, 5:12:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instagram's UX has metastasized into such a nightmare. oof

29/8/2025, 5:11:39 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Cyd!

29/8/2025, 3:51:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, Waldo!

29/8/2025, 2:31:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any tips for taking the leap from a typical startup to state or local government?

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Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

I love the idea of a guerilla umlaut www.the-berliner.com/english-news...

BVG installs new signs as Anton-Wilhelm-Amo-Straße replaces controversial ā€œM-Strasseā€ The name was long regarded as one of the most distasteful remnants of German colonial thinking. For years, activist-led initiatives protested against the name Mohrenstrasse, or ā€œMoor’s Streetā€, in Mitte, pointing out that the word – once widely used to refer to Black people – carried an offensive and racist legacy. The debate dragged on for years and inspired much graffiti in the area. Ordinary citizens would often add an umlaut to the ā€œoā€, turning the name into Mƶhrenstrasse, or ā€œCarrot Streetā€.
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Paging @waldo.net @cydharrell.bsky.social šŸ‘€

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Profile picture petra von cunt (@eva.town)

If you want to work on digital systems to assist the public, post-18F, post-ā€œDOGEā€, what are your options? Where remains that’s doing good work?

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Yep, that’s exactly right. @scottohara.me has written more about it here, for the curious

29/8/2025, 12:46:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Radney (Commissions Open. See Pin) (@aaronradney.bsky.social) reposted

I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.

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lotta white people saw the biggest protests in history take place in 2020 for racial justice and said ā€œbest we can do is more racismā€

29/8/2025, 3:25:55 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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the ideal truck (looks like a lego)

29/8/2025, 3:20:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you're cool enough / have a strong enough subwoofer, rattling is *all* you hear

28/8/2025, 11:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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adding to the bodega art collection

28/8/2025, 10:59:31 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes hello. give me your largest subwoofer please. ever since I was a little boy I have dreamt of driving a car that sounds like farts

28/8/2025, 9:26:30 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao. holy shit

28/8/2025, 9:05:01 PM | 75 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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making improvements to a site's accessibility feels soooo good. you should try it sometime (shoutout to @sarasoueidan.com for all of the knowledge packed into practical-accessibility.today)

28/8/2025, 8:18:59 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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in reality probably just a cleaned up version of my current mullet. whatever ā€œtidier mulletā€ means

28/8/2025, 6:27:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kinda want to grow out a padawan braid

28/8/2025, 6:26:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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haircut later today. what should i do

28/8/2025, 6:21:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:33:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œcontinue modifications here according to this pattern I startedā€ is the main thing I would miss. maybe I’ll give Zed a spin

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it's nice to write code without being interrupted every other keystroke with "helpful" suggestions. it's nice to make steady, measured progress from A to B instead of playing endless volleyball with the chatbot of chance

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I've been using Cursor for the past year+ and I think I'm gonna ditch it and return to a "dumb" editor

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