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*laugh track*
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*laugh track*
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Playing SkyCards at the airport. Cheat mode?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
You can only edit on Truth 😂
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in this episode of Angel. He's in an A storyline, but the B storyline has zombies. Interesting coincidence
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but those hosers aren't fooling us, eh
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
That makes it even worse. It's a concession to not a real name for a giant pile of trash
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
NTV could use some late night now that Colbert is going away. Has Canada had a late night host since Mike Bullard?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just it. They don't. That is NOT a legal short title for the bill. They are choosing to call it that
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
That whole Peninsula. Conception Bay, Come By Chance, Heart's Desire, Spread Eagle. Sierra event?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
I love the CBC. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Sinclair
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Being 3 years late didn't help, but it also probably didn't matter a ton
Karen Attiah (@karenattiah.bsky.social) reposted
WEIRD, HUH.
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
They were on SNL once in 1995! (Yes, I know that proves your point) 😅
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
In 2000, my dorm had non-gendered bathrooms, including the showers. It's nice to see how far we've regressed
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to balance "we need to sell this shit" vs "he's gonna let us sell ANYTHING soon!!"
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Pae-hell nah!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds on brand, just because the shopping mall as a concept has also failed
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone's an aesthetician in a foxhole... wait, that's not it
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought by 91 they all had black instead of chrome levers
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn't opossumbly tell
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a late 80s early 90s GM with a chip key, but I'll be damned if I can find the right one. I think the font is Pontiac
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Shit, I ordered a Limewire fest ticket and ended up with a nuked copy of Radiohead Toronto 2012
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, not surprised. And not hating on you guys or the piece, just the NP
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Still a different problem
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Yuuuuuuup. Will mine go up? Probably. But, like, it'll at least be fair. "oh, but then seniors will be on the streets!" they won't be, but that's a DIFFERENT PROBLEM
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
This! Was it good? Probably not. Was it the most enjoyable superhero movie in years to watch? Fuck yea!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I've got neighbours who have a house that's at least 5,000ft2 paying less than others whose LOT is half that size
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
They always treat newcomers like garbage and then wonder why "they don't just assimilate like us?" Gee, I fucking wonder.
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I expected him to be a fiscal con, but I didn't expect a spineless social con too
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll be seeing me on the news
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking Christ
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Well, it's nice to see my government supporting American hatemongers. Can I get a deal on a Fuck PP Fuck Carney sticker pack?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
That near-silent EV didn't let him sneak in and out of this one 😂
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, just walk away
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I am enjoying the sketch comedy idea of a shelter trying to adopt a bunch of adorable meth-addled pitty mixes to the stereotypical "white lady pitbull rescuer"
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but also they feel so good!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Glass places are getting familiar with that stuff
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Playing SkyCards and realizing that YHZ might be the Q400 capital of the world. There were just in the circle at once
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I've had that Italian song stuck in my head for like a month
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but making two trips because you're going for errands and the park sucks
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
I know there are way too many both Trek and Wars properties now, but did you know there were at least 7 NCIS show? Damn, the navy
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
15 year old Camry or Corolla. Exactly what they drove before they got the Tesla and why early buyers thought they were so amazing
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
It grew when people started getting all outraged about dogs in cars when it was 18 and cloudy out
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Canada could end up with US healthcare, published by the media group trying hardest to make it happen
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure if it's a regional thing, but I've heard EV owners here pissed off about delivery fleet EVs. Cause nobody who drives delivery has home charging so they clog up all the "good" public chargers all evening/night. Obviously the problem is capitalism not EVs, but still
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Well shit. We've all lost the game.
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
You're all over the NS car spotter page today 😂
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
The one on earth just drained a bit
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy hell, they were just putting everyone's lives in their hands, weren't they? 🤣
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
WAIT THAT'S HERE?!?!?!?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
My Coal-Rolling Ram Is Making It Easier To Drive Your EV - NYT OpEd
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and just how many random nowhere airports cargo airlines use
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
All I've learned is that about half of the Q400s in the world fly near my house
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Flush the flush!!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
ID. Voyager
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a beautiful day. And my apologies for the transatlantic narrowbody flight :/
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to Halifax!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
You could save $311 your first year! :P
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I agree with the Europeans
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Sick! Tyrannis!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
The right bought up all the news as a much better way to solve that problem
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Gonna be honest, did not expect this from (any motorsports group). Good work, SCCA!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 but it can be hard finding good shocks for a ton of them
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I know a guy who travels for business almost full time and he still ended up in NB instead of NL 😂
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a Reverend on TikTok who explained concisely why praying for his death was actually the good Christian thing to do. Not that I'm endorsing it, but...
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
"Subway 37 minutes classics". The true Canadian measure of distance
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand that tomography is a real word, but also....is it?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
That or they don't think he has a chance at hitting any of the targets 😂
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Have you ever wanted a belt that was a belt? It would be so damn literal! belt2belt.com/shop
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
The spicy flavour of Doritos dipped in Peanut butter. It's not a high number, but it's probably in the top 1%
Ashcan (@ashcan.bsky.social) reposted
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain" AI Guys: Oh, No, WE GOT THIS!!!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
20C and 100% humidity. Finally feels like Halifax summer
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile in-town golf courses like
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. And MONTHS late
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
A certain submarine sandwich chain is now advertising its subs in CM instead of inches to be "measurably more Canadian." Meanwhile, they already taste like rubber tires in order to be more like its (Montreal) Canadian homonym
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
They're drooling with anticipation over their treatments for all these new preventable illnesses
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Just watched a 20 minute YouTube video about bookstores in Edinburgh and not a single mention or shot of a book of You Know Who. That's actually amazing
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
You're right, a Tacoma and stripper F-150 fit
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Under $40k, I think 2. Over that, a lot but they're all $$$
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
carbuzz.com/1992-2022-vo...
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
But will it Chicken Tax?
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
It's SO OBVIOUS NOW! And so cringe
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I appear to have ordered the anti face ID lenses. #OpSec
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I apparently ordered the anti-infrared face ID lenses, that's the pink. These are like REALLY pink way more than normal green
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
I THOUGHT so. lol
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
We're doing a re-watch (first for me) and you can really see it on screen with knowledge of asshat
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost that bad. The problem, though, is that it shows up really badly in my vision
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social)
Just got new glasses and the lenses have a pink anti-glare instead of green and WTF THIS SUUUCKS!!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
"Remember the shitty remake of Wages of Fear? Now we're sending the old man up Mount Everest. For reasons"
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, they're doing a SEQUEL to that???? And it's set in the Himalayas??? JFC, what is he doing
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Teeeefs!!
Evan Williams (@evanwritescars.bsky.social) reply parent
Related: Can someone check on Ding Chavez in a few days?