Midna - TLoZ imp gf that demands you buy her enough food to feed a family and then scolds you when she gains weight my patrons wanted her in a modern AU outfit so that her butt could get squeezed into some yoga pants, I was happy to oblige
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Midna - TLoZ imp gf that demands you buy her enough food to feed a family and then scolds you when she gains weight my patrons wanted her in a modern AU outfit so that her butt could get squeezed into some yoga pants, I was happy to oblige
Its finally Sneptember! Friend sent me one of these super cute plushies, I'm sure its fine- art by @/fauvfox!
ugh, it's sooo annoying!! you can literally feel it in your soul that your reality warper friend is doing Something to your boobs, but they're still the same small, tiny, barely noticeable, virtually flat 3 pairs of J-cups that you've always had!!!
lesbian dog girls (WIP)
Hey man, can you think of anything happening right now in the US that's a direct consequence of decades of unchecked and unquestioned police overfunding and narratives of needing more and more police everywhere? Anything at all?
The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
Take it from a Texan, we need to spread the word about this madness. It was never about "protecting kids", it's about censoring art and restricting media access. Signing this petition shows unity far and wide. And if you're from Texas, I encourage you to call your local reps to repeal this bad law.
Lol, lmao. They finally managed to shut him up on Twitter. www.irishtimes.com/world/uk/202...
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit, in Washington, D.C., delayed enforcing its decision, which is expected to be appealed to the Supreme Court.
Possessive It's in KD's nature, to find power and control. Ever since she discovered the thrill of dominating, overpowering subs as become her life. Now, days, as a pro, she explores the underground BDSM sex life, using it for her benefit. #bondage #furry #kinky #dominatrix
A 'mysterious' client from Narukami Shrine is about to receive a new guard dog sculpture~
Community Rallies Behind Struggling Corporation https://theonion.com/community-rallies-behind-struggling-corporation-1819566416/
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
no, we don't carry the new york times we sell *real* newspapers here
it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
its working everyone manifest harder
For @vetarix.bsky.social, it's Chloe!
The contradiction at the heart of transmisogyny has always been that people will insist they don't see us as women while treating us exactly like women, and specifically as women they are entitled to sexually exploit or brutalize.
“Blueskyism” Rent free lmao
Anyway, my friends at Bluesky proper should start marketing this place with these kinds of quotes. It makes this website seem like the fucking Thunderdome when in reality it's a place where I post pictures of Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance On A Plate solely to unnerve people.
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
A physical shaping element to transformation is fun. Turning you to clay that I can sculpt into anything. Turning you to glass and shattering you so I have a bunch of differently shaped shards to turn into crystals. Turning you to wax and selectively melting you to nullify you before dronification.
Creatures I need my sona/sheep in general to assimilate or otherwise acquire the traits of: Cockatrices, unicorns, hydras, gargoyles, succubi, nagas, gorgons, mimics, you.
Asking if I can hold your magic weapon and then sucking on it like a lollipop before giving it back totally disenchanted. I have done this to hundreds of artifacts. My saliva lights up like the Sun under magic detection effects. My kisses qualify as legendary spells. Let me suck you off.
Shiny rare variants of things are just fun, okay? That's why there's a 1% chance to become a gold statue instead when I petrify you. It's also why there's a 5% chance my horns turn golden and come alive when looted. The only thing they drop is your intelligence stat (every second you look at them).
Bathing in a random mix of potions and then holding your face against my soaked wool as you transform and hallucinate and fall asleep and level up and cum.
Been flirting with the idea of leaving hoofprints of silver and gold wherever I walk as a kind of threat display. Can't risk totally devaluing those metals though so each print would also carry its own curse. Try to dig one up and you might end up inhabiting it while your empty body slumps.
Big fan of using the metal of coins to petrify or aurify people. Robbing a dragon's hoard only for your share to cling to you and slowly replace every atom of your flesh. Failing to dodge a thrown handful of change and turning all coppery and immobile. Being fed a coin every hour while held captive.
Twist ending — I'm secretly in charge of any organisation you've joined that's trying to stop me. It's an ending because in exchange for your time and effort in unfurling the conspiracy, I'm stripping you of every aspect of your personality except for being a chair and then hiring your replacement.
Disciplining the minion I gave petrification powers to because I was very clear that the warlock should become a gargoyle, the druid should become a garden fountain and the paladin should become a commemorative statue. The theming was right there!
Find debuffs hot in concept but annoying in practice? Don't worry, I've Figured It Out. Everything will escalate immediately to a bad end now. Slowed by mud? Petrified by mud. Poisoned by slime? Made one with slime. Charmed by flirting? Dronified by flirting.
If you're in an embarrassing pose, the petrification is guaranteed to succeed.
bimbofication complete 🫦💄✨ looks like they couldn't get rid of her brattiness tho
💖💖💖INT draining dungeon traps 💖💖💖
💼 #art
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
hello i am not on grindr that is all.
Alright, this is finished, I hope. I was sort of thinking of an old ramslammy image and about a beach where you take off your clothes and it tfs you, so here we go. #bimbo #bimbofication #transformation #nerdtobimbo #breastexpansion
They're doing everything in their power to limit and control the population to maintain their power. At this point it's a very thinly disguised attempt since many places have employees outright saying it's to suppress people like the LGBT
Control, at the end of the day literally all of this stuff is about reigning in control. The child safety acts, the militarized groups running around America, the EU Online Safety act. They realized this generation is less willing to comply with their bullshit than even the last so
Would you accept her help? 1/2
if you are pure of heart you can take as much ketamine as you want
I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF ADVENTURERS!! THEY COME INTO MY TOWER!! KILL MY GOBLINS!! DISTURB MY ARCANE EXPERIMENTS!! LOOT ALL MY CHESTS!! BLOW FAT ROPES ALL OVER MY PHYLACTERY!! AND THEN FUCKING CALL ME GAY FOR IT!!?
People will repeatedly refuse to recognize the importance of anti-Blackness to the current moment despite being given every signal of its importance.
DONUT STEAL this is my new character His gov is Tahn Ee He's a red chocobo monstah from New Wark You better watch out He's warkin here and you step on the timbs get ready for a not so random encoutah
kunoichi // 2 // 2024
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
naturally
Uh oh @AxiomTF has spilt some odd shampoo on themselves and has transformed into Toriel!
"Sending away the 'others' to make way for white people to flourish is at the literal center of Gast’s painted vision of the West. That vision is reproduced in Homeland Security’s own videos." ICYMI:
This should be a bigger story. A government official had the YouTube channel of a private citizen shut down bc he didn’t like what that citizen was saying. This administration’s version of free speech is a joke.
oh, he’s SICK sick
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
California stepping up.
Here's an edited down recording of my presentation on individuality and approaching drone kink from an alternate perspective. vimeo.com/1114739459?s...
wow that's crazy have you considered shooting your boss about it
I wrote about the humility of expertise and the arrogance of ignorance, the profound laziness that attends believing that you can find knowledge by ignoring the accumulation of inherited human knowledge, and the ways lazy arrogance fuels narratives of fascism. www.the-reframe.com/your-ignoran...
woofwoof
my haters only hate me because i’m off putting and unpleasant to be around and treat people around me poorly. your friends only like you because you have fun with them and are nice and make them smile and laugh. it’s fucking fake is what it is. a cult if you ask me.
A tasty chicken dinner~ Commission for @bagoflenas.bsky.social of her vampire lady and birdbrained bird boy!
The responses are comical. Most of them are just identical ad hominem attacks and then basically accuse her of being a MAGA plant because she's hurting libs and the paving the way for fascism. It's ridiculous. Have they tried not taking money from shady dark money groups without disclosing it?
It's funny how little drama there is here in bluesky over the Taylor Lorenz Wired piece outing a bunch of lib influencers as paid shills. Meanwhile, on Twitter and threads, those creators are completely losing their minds and going after Taylor in absurd and deeply personal ways.
looking at this fictional man has me poking holes in imaginary condoms
Die faster old man; younger, better folks than you have lost enough of our lives to you already
YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
dropped everything i was doing to draw this
Girl who brainwashed you to be just like them~ do your makeup like them~ wear all the same clothes~ speak like them~ they are so perfect and sexy why wouldn’t you want to be just like them~
Desperately trying to resist the being possessing you, but you can both feel what they're doing to your body and your personalities start to mingle as the pleasure rises, riding the edge until you find both being possessed and possessing someone to be the hottest thing ever
I have absolutely no idea where your sweets went, Madam. Stuffing, burps.
this is quite a split screen:
Fuck these people, truly.
Bit late to the party but did a quick drawing for AC6's two-year anniversary!
A peaceful 621 and her plushies <3
Masterclass in fucking up, masterclass in owning up. Doesn't need to be complex, and it's not perfect but it doesn't need to be. The man immediately understood and took responsibility.
This is what happens when you make a mistake
That TF story you commissioned? Account banned. That vore comic? Banned. That custom puphood? Banned. That latex catsuit? Banned. That fursuit? Furries are called deviants and sexual so... Banned. You went to a con? A furry one? Banned. CALL YOUR PAYMENT PROVIDERS!
we got out into a mech cockpit
Just HAD to depict this, though Onahole's still confused how it managed to draw a reverse TF comic like this, since that potion of Owner's totally didn't work on it~
Liz giving herself a personal challenge to see how long she can last without her compression tech.
stress caught u PEEKIN
patchy emo bnuuy
you're the main reason to keep on going
fascism is anti-life, not just for the victims of fascism, but for the fascists themselves. they don't want to reach their promised utopia, they want to die in pursuit of it
if we lie enough times that he's dead the new york times has to do a 3 month long barrage of stories over whether or not he's dead