Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg
Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg
Optimist
Toll lanes?
As Popstar foretold
🤣🤣🤣
Just do the opposite of the intelligent/decent thing and pretend it's normal
This is also known as not toothpaste
Austin, here's a fitting Venn for my new MoPac toll lane traffic app... Apple: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-... Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
"If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein." Justice Robert Jackson, 1943
It's called Phonto
I will check it out and report back
A new @evilmopacatx.bsky.social phone app is promising to make sense of MoPac's unpredictable toll lanes by showing drivers how much each minute of time saved will actually cost. Alan Farmer made the app, inspired by "the terrible that is MoPac in the toll lane." www.kut.org/transportati...
ouch
App expansion maybe
Forgot to mention: IT'S 100% FREE!
I can promise you one thing: you'll get your money's worth!
Apple Store: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-... Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
The EVIL MOPAC TOLL LANE TRAFFIC APP has launched for both Apple and Google Play (Links posted in thread, below) 😱 This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍
O/U 3.5
🤠
Standard issue Port A timeshare salesman uni
I don't think it ever stopped
😈😈😈
WTF
That tells me the algos are left wanting, it's been two years, I think
James is the real deal
Austin’s famous road sits down w/ #txsen candidate James Talarico at a time when TX/US is being “held together by duct tape & the good intentions of a well-meaning but badly over matched underdog squad of decent politicians & citizens.” @evilmopacatx.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
And, if you've taken any sort of deep dive, you'd already know that Talarico has vehemently argued for keeping religion out of Texas politics, including classrooms and the Lege Support the candidates you choose, but your response, to be blunt, is deeply misinformed and a tad performative
You're going to love Ken Paxton, lol
20 seems high, like 50% of the drivers
He's an Austin driver, he knows what the stakes are
Special guest today as Rep. James Talarico chats with me about a wide range of topics Y'all don't want to miss this one! open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
@kutnews.bsky.social looks like boners back makin calls i love my city, especially the very stress free interstate 35 ❤️❤️❤️ #austin #i35 #texas #epic #graffiti #troublefindsme #kindnesstakepart #atx #iloveyousomuch #soco #native #keepaustinweird #lol #ut #acc #horses #walmart #freaky
I approve
A chat of sorts not rush hour
James Talarico 🤝Evil MoPac Coming Friday!!!!! 👀
Yeah...it's bad
Only cult deprogramming will work
Perfection
You know how Champagne Supernova went
Nothing but respect for Malört City. Chicago is a genuinely nice place and Bad Road Man @evilmopacatx.bsky.social (who isn't actually evil, shh) is spot-on about this nonsense invasion: evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/leave-chic...
Might also be a bit evil, too
Postgame was 😬
This Texas highway might be 'evil,' but the person behind the account has heart. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/t...
Evil gets real, y'all open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
🔵Sporting Kansas City 1-2 Austin FC🌳 HUGE WIN AWAY FROM HOME! Owen Wolff with a fantastic goal and CJ Fodrey with his first goal in MLS and the winner tonight at the end of the match! ATX secured their first win of the season after going down first, and is now 8 points clear of the playoff line
Are you an Aggie, Sooner, or other?
Longhorns Mood
Stop threatening me with a good time
Lol not a chance
Steiner Ranch Version
They'll say this is an allegory
Clean and simple
No, no, there are exceptions for executive orders from elderly pedos with no superego
Untreated wastewater
My Austin logo submission should have won Absolutely robbed
I know these were real humans who created this but it's making a case for A.I. which is super hard
Used to?
The first page of your fucking corporate retreat power point
Fact
Not here
This is the new official Austin logo, yes
This looks like the logo for a company that supplies cups and plastic silverware to stadiums
*Upgrade
Dallas Tacos™
This is so on the nose, the least subtle gaggle of taintlords in American political history
Pretty much everything Trump does now
Not on the talent acquisition side
Everyone knows that's going to replace Black History Month, get with the program
2027 and in December, the most fertile month
Happy Labor Day! Or, as it will be known in 2026, Management Day
Every day is Christmas
😒
Confirmed
33' | Goal Austin FC! Osman Bukari capitalizes on a defensive error from San Jose and Myrto Uzuni finishes it off! ATX 2-0 SJ
Talked with Bijan Robinson this week ahead of Texas vs. OSU. His prediction? Longhorns in a blowout ⤵️ www.nbcdfw.com/news/sports/...
Always been
There's a good driver in Austin
👀
Needs to be higher
Some songs that can make things a little bit better open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
Not even on the right direction Don't defend the indefensible
Texas Cringe™
Always read @briangaar.bsky.social: As journalists, we’re not just here to document Texas’ decline into a right-wing fever dream, but to remind you that democracy, decency, and reality still matter. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
1/3 seems low
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
Freak parade? I'm listening
Voting Jade Helm
Day 119 of the best indie Austin coffee collaboration out there ❤️
I'm liking this on faith
