will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
only time i ever tried grindr the second i put my pictures on the profile a guy messaged "hey stud what size feet?" and i deleted the app
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only time i ever tried grindr the second i put my pictures on the profile a guy messaged "hey stud what size feet?" and i deleted the app
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
computer... enhance! computer, initiate fascist craniometric scan
Stung to death by dump bees (@birdrespecter.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump has died
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
ok new clear coat looks better on the rear than the front.... time for coat #3 ig
darthβ’οΈ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
more of this tbh
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
just a little gas on the rope is all u need for the fire to rise quickly. do it on a windy day to speed things up but watch out for other real flags nearby
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
just stick to tidal or qobuz jfc
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
reminder that IQ is fake af and doesnt tell you anything about how smart someone is
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
either they're air nat'l guard or their unit lets them wear it
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
its a damn shame that last sentence ended up being very wrong
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
its weird you think theyre only laughing at me. criticize the capitalist ruling parties all you want, youll still reinforce them involuntarily. they are after both of us in the end. i just realize bernie had real potential 10 years ago to stop trump, more than the other dems. doesnt mean i like him
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
ehhhh shaddup willya. they all do stuff like that, theyre called politicians and they all have money. & i dont need to explain how dangerous itd be for someone in power to fly commercial airlines, not just for the politician but for every other passenger
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
this is horrific but at least soldiers are taught weapon discipline from day 1 and evey day since, unlike cops. i doubt they'd even have ammunition, this has all been a show of force/publicity stunt
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
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will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
completed a 12mile ruck thru the desert voluntarily and now my feet are ruined covered in blisters. this means i can get out of work for a few days W
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
if i told you who actually doesnt care about trans people youd post the same old ass pictures you reply to everyone in this post with. gavin's changed, my principles haven't. nominate pritzker
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
pete is even worse than newsom. zionist piece of shit that hates trans people just as much. hes a stain on lgbtq community
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
its possible to hate two candidates not just one. if newsom's who the dems pick out of EVERY other option it'll cost them votes and make it harder to win, because we're sick of dems with right wing policies
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
tbh the new logo isnt nearly as bad as it couldve been. they even kept the font. they r just mad that both the cracker and the barrel are gone
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe theres a silver lining. if they never stop losing popularity day by day then any candidate they oppose must sound pretty decent
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
"nothing about the future"??????? It's a museum...
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
its also just corny as shit. i couldnt watch more than a half hour of it
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
ill never forget when my hs teacher had us read this and then watch the movie. i thought i wouldnt care about it but ended up loving it
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted
New angle dropped
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
if only they could stay afloat long enough without right wing bribes, we mightve had this by now
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
i try not to make the same mistake twice unless that mistake is forgetting stuff. im really good at that
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
now that rich people are able to get abs implanted, who knows if hes ever worked out at all ...
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
its almost like Blackshirts & Reds explained all this... too bad i cant read. vote newsom 2028 !!
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
hope she steps on them expensive ass airpods what a waste of oxygen
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
my baby has internal bleedingπ fuel spilling everywhere fml!!!!!!
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
im a simple user, if i see replies turned off, i ignore the post
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
my chud roomate is talking like muscle man over his fortnite while im trying to sleep kms
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
found the nicest interior ive ever seen in the junkyard. a shame its a 4 door, id have torn this thing down to the metal if i couldve used any of it
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
no brush strokes, no watermark, weird bright distortion around the characters, kid looks 60 yrs old. this is ai, ignore it
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
the full context doesnt even matter. someone as evil as him cannot ever get a "peace prize" after everything hes already done, let alone what hes still doing
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
Will's computer has teased that the future of Windows will be Linux once again
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
"a press badge isn't a shield for terrorism" truest thing they ever said. they need to walk around with armed guards like pilots after 9/11 after what the idf's been doing to them
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
ive coined the acronym PP for pedos in power. because at this point it could be everyone
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
im not good at my job. i steal, i lie, i do whatever i can to get out of work. trying to get myself kicked out or something. dont make my mistakes, anythings better than this even poverty. biggest mistake i ever made
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
ill be honest i used to think like this. but the truth is i couldve tried harder to get my shit together instead of taking what i thought was the easy way out. even if my "job" in the military is just power plant maintenance, i cant shake the regret i feel every day working for a death squad
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
does anyone hear Gil Scott Heron somehwhere?
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
they are primarily defenses. depends on the circumstances, like if someone had a bomb vest or threw the explosive themselves thats obviously an attack but roadside ieds are set to counter mobility. all militaries do this with whatever materials/funding they have
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
depressing when the 1 group chat thats still used in ur life consists of you and your 2 friends that r days away from never messaging again
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
everybody boycotting konami til snake eater remake comes out. its such a shame man. just dont get the game. u dont need it
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
are they ever not? every large tech firm got their start by, and still continue to help war efforts
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
i feel like all of them realize that the best way for trump to prove hes innocent is to just release the documents he keeps saying hes not a part of. so its like closure for them. they wont like the outcome, but they also dont like secrecy
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
not to mention how short of a battery + how large the payload'd have to be to attack a fkn ship of all things. 5 guys with this thing and their entire strategy is over
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
is it bad that i think leftists would benefit a lil if they didnt immediately leave every site they post on the second it goes to shit. like sure i dumped twitter in the trash as soon as elon got his hands on it but if a "median voter" hopped on substack and ONLY saw nazi content they might agree .
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
when they work thoigh holy shit. dont become an audiophile or you wont stop upgrading your system til u end up hating most of ur music
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
the problem with having $5000 headphones is that the best songs are recorded with less than $5000 of recording equipment so my library of like 450 albums doesnt benefit from hifi
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
but hear me out: how about: we just do this: build a nuclear reactor on earth
headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) reposted reply parent
every time i see gamers posting oh man nothing hits the same after disco elysium every game is shit now i wanna shake them and be like brother you like books now!!! big complicated russian ones!!! a whole new world is open to you
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
thats fine, u gonna have to wait 800 episodes for that lol
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
the off-level stairs, the computer with no mouse, the FAUCET over the STOVE... none of this is as bad as the carpet in the kitchen though
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
nah i meant to recommend librewolf because vivaldi and almost every other browser (brave, opera etc) are just chrome. they work but if u want security gotta go elsewhere
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
ah yes, the Fuck Every Single Person In The Country Act. nobody DOESNT do this. what if you land a job and dont have to go to the other interviews? fucking stupid
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
for desktop try librewolf. it's stripped down firefox with no tracking, and u can choose to enable cookies or history if u rly want (everythings disabled by default). very fast but sometimes its "too secure" and wont let u enter a site if it can't load in https
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
it says u can take pictures, but u have a phone thats better, so... the main selling point is "asking the AI what you're seeing". if you cant read u can ask it to sound out the name of a store for u i guess. useless
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
how much of the money from the ICE/tax cuts bill is just going to go to scammers, do you think? www.richmonder.org/this-tuckaho...
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
she looks like she'd sell u all the shitty early game spells
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
trump voters can be taken out back for all i care. but harris voters, whether unknowingly or not, voted for the exact same shit and deserve no sympathy
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
not true at all. by voting for either candidate you were voting for genocide. harris and trump both had the exact same view of the war, and that's why there were record low turnouts. the people who actually give a shit decided not to vote for anyone they didn't actually support
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
"yes he can cancel an entire minority group! how dare you get upset about that!" get a life
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
my bad i thought i wasnt the only one who learned how to do that lol
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
what happened to online people just Not Saying Anything if they dont understand the topic
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
im a caveman in comparison with my '92 cherokee. good thing is, by maintaining an old car i'm not paying car companies to manufacture (producing more gases than this car's ever produced in 33 years of use)
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
i dont hate electric cars. i just like hybrids more for this reason
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
worrying about the batteries is a real thing though. i live in a ridiculously hot area (near death valley) and 3 of my phones died just from walking outside. if my car batteries deteriorate and lose, say 20% capacity, thats not that bad but when will i ever need to replace a gas tank
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
thats what they should be aiming for! efficiency over size. lighter cars go farther by default
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
i feel like a lot of the hatred stems from hating self driving techbros and giant ipads in cars. which is fair but given the amount of electric options for someone who just wants A Car, its not realistic to talk shit abt all of them instead of specific models like the swasticar
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
forever wishing i got a 4 door but whenever i look at my 2 door im like yeah.... worth
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
desecrated a corpse today for a sick ass dash bezel, new shift knob, dash clock, and every fuse. thats a really cool paint job with the truck bed liner tho
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
been saying for a while that only racists give a shit about iq. being able to put a number on something as broad as intelligence (not possible or accurate) allows them to objectify entire races and manufacture their own evidence to hide behind. these ppl are the scum of the earth
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
got hit on by a young ass girl in the parking lot asking me to go to church with her. get me out of this place
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
what a quote lmfao
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
i dont even listen to them but they seem to know whats up. i remember they made an album in 2017 that was completely royalty free from the start so u could just post/use it wherever
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
the loathsome dung eater
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
i buy my crack my smack my bitch right here in hollywood
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
New in 1992: jeep makes Car that can Drive and cant break down. new AI technology knows exactly when to Shut The Fuck Up (always) and completely modular interior allows you to add literally anything you want if you reeeeally need a back up camera or voice control. price: $2500 and a welder
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
19 days later and i still think abt this. guy knows how to hit ctrl-f but doesnt know that he can look up words on google
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
military here. we are NOT doing that shit. most of these ridiculous rules can be ignored with a simple "yep we checked" at the end of the day
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
"you know what they call a quarter pounder in paris? a royale with cheese"
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
oh no my president who said hes gonna ruin everyones lives actually did it? i thought he was just edgy and based like roe jogan said. omg
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
a food opinion has potential to be the most controversial thing u can say that isnt racism
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
going to the chum bucket yall want anything
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
ah yes the proven method: reduce inflammation and hurt your stomach so you have no idea how injured youll be after the workout! perfect
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
today on Will Is A Dumb Fuck: broke the crank mechanism... somehow. now the driver window's open in a thunderstorm. kms
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
its also one of the best arguments for kink at pride etc: family friendly events are the perfect thing to inject product placement and monetization into. deliberately making your event unprofitable keeps the leeches away
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
slowly screwin my way across europe, they had to make a correction
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
dude looks like an archer from fire emblem
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent
imagine being so egotistical u put filters on ur baby to make people think ur whole family just Looks Like That
will π₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)
sometimes u gotta write a 9-page thread and then discard it to get ur thoughts out to no one and then tell yourself "no one gives a shit" its underrated