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will πŸ’₯

@evilmustard.bsky.social

he/him 23 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ| audiophile / robophobe / computer butcher / leftist moid

created May 20, 2025

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Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

only time i ever tried grindr the second i put my pictures on the profile a guy messaged "hey stud what size feet?" and i deleted the app

1/9/2025, 5:23:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

computer... enhance! computer, initiate fascist craniometric scan

1/9/2025, 4:38:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

such a poet ...

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31/8/2025, 2:33:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stung to death by dump bees (@birdrespecter.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump has died

30/8/2025, 4:17:54 AM | 413 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

ok new clear coat looks better on the rear than the front.... time for coat #3 ig

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30/8/2025, 1:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

3 inch lift that only cost me my side badge... damn

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29/8/2025, 8:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darthℒ️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

more of this tbh

29/8/2025, 4:03:09 AM | 1693 283 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

just a little gas on the rope is all u need for the fire to rise quickly. do it on a windy day to speed things up but watch out for other real flags nearby

27/8/2025, 4:37:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

just stick to tidal or qobuz jfc

26/8/2025, 8:33:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

reminder that IQ is fake af and doesnt tell you anything about how smart someone is

25/8/2025, 9:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

either they're air nat'l guard or their unit lets them wear it

25/8/2025, 2:59:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

its a damn shame that last sentence ended up being very wrong

25/8/2025, 2:28:39 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

its weird you think theyre only laughing at me. criticize the capitalist ruling parties all you want, youll still reinforce them involuntarily. they are after both of us in the end. i just realize bernie had real potential 10 years ago to stop trump, more than the other dems. doesnt mean i like him

25/8/2025, 6:10:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

pacific drives fire. i call it shitbox stalker

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25/8/2025, 1:43:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

ehhhh shaddup willya. they all do stuff like that, theyre called politicians and they all have money. & i dont need to explain how dangerous itd be for someone in power to fly commercial airlines, not just for the politician but for every other passenger

25/8/2025, 1:41:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

this is horrific but at least soldiers are taught weapon discipline from day 1 and evey day since, unlike cops. i doubt they'd even have ammunition, this has all been a show of force/publicity stunt

25/8/2025, 1:32:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ₯Ά

25/8/2025, 1:28:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

completed a 12mile ruck thru the desert voluntarily and now my feet are ruined covered in blisters. this means i can get out of work for a few days W

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23/8/2025, 2:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

if i told you who actually doesnt care about trans people youd post the same old ass pictures you reply to everyone in this post with. gavin's changed, my principles haven't. nominate pritzker

23/8/2025, 2:16:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

pete is even worse than newsom. zionist piece of shit that hates trans people just as much. hes a stain on lgbtq community

23/8/2025, 2:09:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

its possible to hate two candidates not just one. if newsom's who the dems pick out of EVERY other option it'll cost them votes and make it harder to win, because we're sick of dems with right wing policies

23/8/2025, 2:00:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

tbh the new logo isnt nearly as bad as it couldve been. they even kept the font. they r just mad that both the cracker and the barrel are gone

22/8/2025, 2:43:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe theres a silver lining. if they never stop losing popularity day by day then any candidate they oppose must sound pretty decent

22/8/2025, 2:44:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

"nothing about the future"??????? It's a museum...

21/8/2025, 11:17:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

its also just corny as shit. i couldnt watch more than a half hour of it

21/8/2025, 7:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

ill never forget when my hs teacher had us read this and then watch the movie. i thought i wouldnt care about it but ended up loving it

21/8/2025, 2:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted

New angle dropped

20/8/2025, 1:20:37 PM | 248 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

if only they could stay afloat long enough without right wing bribes, we mightve had this by now

20/8/2025, 11:36:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

i try not to make the same mistake twice unless that mistake is forgetting stuff. im really good at that

20/8/2025, 2:35:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexis ☭ (@gothgf.rip) reposted

someone who's good at finance tell me if this is good or not

Air Canada Flight Attendant Strike Since Aug. 16 0100h Ongoing Strike Losses: 337,386,561$ based on ongoing strike data current rate: $1K/sec per second: 1K$ per minute: 69K$ per hour: 4M$ per day: 100M$ Strike duration: 03 days 08 hours 58 min 51 sec
19/8/2025, 11:29:52 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

now that rich people are able to get abs implanted, who knows if hes ever worked out at all ...

18/8/2025, 9:02:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

its almost like Blackshirts & Reds explained all this... too bad i cant read. vote newsom 2028 !!

18/8/2025, 6:24:42 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

hope she steps on them expensive ass airpods what a waste of oxygen

18/8/2025, 5:45:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

my baby has internal bleeding😭 fuel spilling everywhere fml!!!!!!

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16/8/2025, 9:00:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

im a simple user, if i see replies turned off, i ignore the post

16/8/2025, 6:04:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

my chud roomate is talking like muscle man over his fortnite while im trying to sleep kms

16/8/2025, 6:45:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

found the nicest interior ive ever seen in the junkyard. a shame its a 4 door, id have torn this thing down to the metal if i couldve used any of it

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16/8/2025, 6:41:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

no brush strokes, no watermark, weird bright distortion around the characters, kid looks 60 yrs old. this is ai, ignore it

16/8/2025, 6:30:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

the full context doesnt even matter. someone as evil as him cannot ever get a "peace prize" after everything hes already done, let alone what hes still doing

15/8/2025, 6:05:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

Will's computer has teased that the future of Windows will be Linux once again

14/8/2025, 4:54:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

never thought id ever use this picture but

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14/8/2025, 4:49:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

"a press badge isn't a shield for terrorism" truest thing they ever said. they need to walk around with armed guards like pilots after 9/11 after what the idf's been doing to them

10/8/2025, 10:47:40 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

ive coined the acronym PP for pedos in power. because at this point it could be everyone

10/8/2025, 5:50:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

ballin outta control with the woodgrain

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9/8/2025, 4:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

im not good at my job. i steal, i lie, i do whatever i can to get out of work. trying to get myself kicked out or something. dont make my mistakes, anythings better than this even poverty. biggest mistake i ever made

9/8/2025, 2:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

ill be honest i used to think like this. but the truth is i couldve tried harder to get my shit together instead of taking what i thought was the easy way out. even if my "job" in the military is just power plant maintenance, i cant shake the regret i feel every day working for a death squad

9/8/2025, 2:53:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

does anyone hear Gil Scott Heron somehwhere?

9/8/2025, 6:18:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

they are primarily defenses. depends on the circumstances, like if someone had a bomb vest or threw the explosive themselves thats obviously an attack but roadside ieds are set to counter mobility. all militaries do this with whatever materials/funding they have

7/8/2025, 4:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

depressing when the 1 group chat thats still used in ur life consists of you and your 2 friends that r days away from never messaging again

7/8/2025, 4:41:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

everybody boycotting konami til snake eater remake comes out. its such a shame man. just dont get the game. u dont need it

6/8/2025, 8:12:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

are they ever not? every large tech firm got their start by, and still continue to help war efforts

6/8/2025, 6:22:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

i feel like all of them realize that the best way for trump to prove hes innocent is to just release the documents he keeps saying hes not a part of. so its like closure for them. they wont like the outcome, but they also dont like secrecy

6/8/2025, 4:37:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

not to mention how short of a battery + how large the payload'd have to be to attack a fkn ship of all things. 5 guys with this thing and their entire strategy is over

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5/8/2025, 8:51:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

is it bad that i think leftists would benefit a lil if they didnt immediately leave every site they post on the second it goes to shit. like sure i dumped twitter in the trash as soon as elon got his hands on it but if a "median voter" hopped on substack and ONLY saw nazi content they might agree .

5/8/2025, 3:17:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

when they work thoigh holy shit. dont become an audiophile or you wont stop upgrading your system til u end up hating most of ur music

5/8/2025, 3:12:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

the problem with having $5000 headphones is that the best songs are recorded with less than $5000 of recording equipment so my library of like 450 albums doesnt benefit from hifi

5/8/2025, 3:11:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

but hear me out: how about: we just do this: build a nuclear reactor on earth

5/8/2025, 12:28:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) reposted reply parent

every time i see gamers posting oh man nothing hits the same after disco elysium every game is shit now i wanna shake them and be like brother you like books now!!! big complicated russian ones!!! a whole new world is open to you

3/8/2025, 10:59:15 PM | 950 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

thats fine, u gonna have to wait 800 episodes for that lol

4/8/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

the off-level stairs, the computer with no mouse, the FAUCET over the STOVE... none of this is as bad as the carpet in the kitchen though

4/8/2025, 2:10:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

nah i meant to recommend librewolf because vivaldi and almost every other browser (brave, opera etc) are just chrome. they work but if u want security gotta go elsewhere

4/8/2025, 1:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

ah yes, the Fuck Every Single Person In The Country Act. nobody DOESNT do this. what if you land a job and dont have to go to the other interviews? fucking stupid

4/8/2025, 11:46:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

i would suck dick for this cj

a '70-'80 something jeep cj painted matte black with a clean ass lift
3/8/2025, 4:41:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

for desktop try librewolf. it's stripped down firefox with no tracking, and u can choose to enable cookies or history if u rly want (everythings disabled by default). very fast but sometimes its "too secure" and wont let u enter a site if it can't load in https

3/8/2025, 2:25:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

it says u can take pictures, but u have a phone thats better, so... the main selling point is "asking the AI what you're seeing". if you cant read u can ask it to sound out the name of a store for u i guess. useless

31/7/2025, 2:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

how much of the money from the ICE/tax cuts bill is just going to go to scammers, do you think? www.richmonder.org/this-tuckaho...

31/7/2025, 12:31:20 AM | 13826 4990 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

she looks like she'd sell u all the shitty early game spells

31/7/2025, 4:23:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

trump voters can be taken out back for all i care. but harris voters, whether unknowingly or not, voted for the exact same shit and deserve no sympathy

31/7/2025, 4:20:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

not true at all. by voting for either candidate you were voting for genocide. harris and trump both had the exact same view of the war, and that's why there were record low turnouts. the people who actually give a shit decided not to vote for anyone they didn't actually support

31/7/2025, 4:18:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

"yes he can cancel an entire minority group! how dare you get upset about that!" get a life

30/7/2025, 7:02:33 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

my bad i thought i wasnt the only one who learned how to do that lol

30/7/2025, 12:33:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

what happened to online people just Not Saying Anything if they dont understand the topic

30/7/2025, 3:00:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

im a caveman in comparison with my '92 cherokee. good thing is, by maintaining an old car i'm not paying car companies to manufacture (producing more gases than this car's ever produced in 33 years of use)

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29/7/2025, 6:16:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

i dont hate electric cars. i just like hybrids more for this reason

29/7/2025, 5:51:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

worrying about the batteries is a real thing though. i live in a ridiculously hot area (near death valley) and 3 of my phones died just from walking outside. if my car batteries deteriorate and lose, say 20% capacity, thats not that bad but when will i ever need to replace a gas tank

29/7/2025, 5:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

thats what they should be aiming for! efficiency over size. lighter cars go farther by default

29/7/2025, 5:47:01 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

i feel like a lot of the hatred stems from hating self driving techbros and giant ipads in cars. which is fair but given the amount of electric options for someone who just wants A Car, its not realistic to talk shit abt all of them instead of specific models like the swasticar

29/7/2025, 5:44:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

forever wishing i got a 4 door but whenever i look at my 2 door im like yeah.... worth

28/7/2025, 6:22:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

im saying like

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28/7/2025, 6:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

desecrated a corpse today for a sick ass dash bezel, new shift knob, dash clock, and every fuse. thats a really cool paint job with the truck bed liner tho

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28/7/2025, 6:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

been saying for a while that only racists give a shit about iq. being able to put a number on something as broad as intelligence (not possible or accurate) allows them to objectify entire races and manufacture their own evidence to hide behind. these ppl are the scum of the earth

28/7/2025, 4:44:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

got hit on by a young ass girl in the parking lot asking me to go to church with her. get me out of this place

27/7/2025, 11:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

what a quote lmfao

27/7/2025, 6:12:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

i dont even listen to them but they seem to know whats up. i remember they made an album in 2017 that was completely royalty free from the start so u could just post/use it wherever

26/7/2025, 6:28:32 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

the loathsome dung eater

26/7/2025, 3:46:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

i buy my crack my smack my bitch right here in hollywood

25/7/2025, 12:31:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

New in 1992: jeep makes Car that can Drive and cant break down. new AI technology knows exactly when to Shut The Fuck Up (always) and completely modular interior allows you to add literally anything you want if you reeeeally need a back up camera or voice control. price: $2500 and a welder

24/7/2025, 4:00:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

19 days later and i still think abt this. guy knows how to hit ctrl-f but doesnt know that he can look up words on google

23/7/2025, 4:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

military here. we are NOT doing that shit. most of these ridiculous rules can be ignored with a simple "yep we checked" at the end of the day

23/7/2025, 4:07:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

"you know what they call a quarter pounder in paris? a royale with cheese"

22/7/2025, 10:46:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

oh no my president who said hes gonna ruin everyones lives actually did it? i thought he was just edgy and based like roe jogan said. omg

22/7/2025, 6:11:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

a food opinion has potential to be the most controversial thing u can say that isnt racism

19/7/2025, 3:49:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

going to the chum bucket yall want anything

19/7/2025, 3:43:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

ah yes the proven method: reduce inflammation and hurt your stomach so you have no idea how injured youll be after the workout! perfect

19/7/2025, 3:39:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

today on Will Is A Dumb Fuck: broke the crank mechanism... somehow. now the driver window's open in a thunderstorm. kms

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19/7/2025, 3:28:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

its also one of the best arguments for kink at pride etc: family friendly events are the perfect thing to inject product placement and monetization into. deliberately making your event unprofitable keeps the leeches away

18/7/2025, 8:00:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

slowly screwin my way across europe, they had to make a correction

17/7/2025, 3:56:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

dude looks like an archer from fire emblem

16/7/2025, 7:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social) reply parent

imagine being so egotistical u put filters on ur baby to make people think ur whole family just Looks Like That

16/7/2025, 4:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture will πŸ’₯ (@evilmustard.bsky.social)

sometimes u gotta write a 9-page thread and then discard it to get ur thoughts out to no one and then tell yourself "no one gives a shit" its underrated

16/7/2025, 4:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view