Erys
@evilspacewitch.bsky.social
Disabled trans woman. Cat mom. Wife. Occasional author. RWBY obsessive.
created October 20, 2024
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Yeah couldn't find any airsoft guns that resemble TNG hand phasers, which *might* have been safe for you. They do make them in Nerf, though. You aren't missing anything, I did laser tag with M16s that had CO2 recoil once, it was boring.
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Intimidating? No. But no one would suspect you either. You'd be the plot to one of those anime where they improbably train a bunch of school girls to be Special Forces.
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You get too old and bitter to care, and are just happy you managed to do A Thing.
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Y'know, it'd be nice if we could ban this shit, instead of conservatives slinging it at the wall perpetually hoping something will get through.
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Absolutely a problem I face 😮💨 I'm not sure I would've made it through Otherside Picnic if it hadn't had 7 volumes of the LN out by the time I started it.
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Whenever my cat looks at me like that, know that whatever I do, I'm getting scratched.
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It's simple: when cishet white Christian men train feral baboons to eat everyone else's face, it's free speech. When the feral baboons turn around and eat the cishet white Christian man's face, it's tragic martyrdom. But when you laugh about it, it's a hate crime. Simple enough?
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If I'm gonna do war crimes, I want to do them on a species-ending scale.
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Okay now I want to play tranny train simulator.
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Amazon all the way, back when I was doing those.
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As you wish, my queen!
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Thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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The girl, however, rails her reincarnated stepsister so hard they both reincarnate again.
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A clock so broken it's only right one a day.
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Oh I wasn't aware of that.
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Well, fuck. Canada is still on the menu.
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Lava could still come through for us...
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Yeah I really dislike open worlds. They make me start stressing about making sure I don't miss anything. An open world is just a huge obligation to scour before I can enjoy the game. Even Andromeda and Inquisition were pushing it.
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If a horse girl breaks her leg, or gets old and lame, do they render her down into cat food and glue? Has science advanced to the point that they can breed horse girls together? Is doping a problem with horse girls? Why do they have horse ears and tails, but normal human feet?
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I see Charlie and Rowena, you have quality taste.
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Yang: *gets home* Blake: "Clothes. Off. Now!" Yang: "Yes ma'am!"
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Someone asked the VAs if Yang's arm had a vibrate function, and Barb went absolutely feral for the idea.
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Vaguely reminds me of the time Top Gear tried driving a flamingly gay stereotypes car through the deep south as a joke, only to have to abandon it because they realized they were in real danger.
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If it can be systematized, it's not magic, it's just a new system of energy.
Dae (@daeline.bsky.social) reposted
Just some Cowboy style #YangXiaoLong #RWBY
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Happy kitty.
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It's how the lore writers of Trench Crusade avoided dealing with the Western Hemisphere. "Ocean's full of demon sea monsters".
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Roman Holiday didn't feel AI written to me and the amount of thought that went into it was clear... at least the bots that accuse AO3 authors of being AI don't appear to discriminate between us and real authors though!
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Could've fooled me, I was sure that was Pyrrha!
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Yang's birthday cake.
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We've got two of these so far. They destroy the vastly more expensive Litter Robot we had. a.co/d/1UHrZxj
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Old enough to join the military and kill people. Old enough to take on hundreds of thousands of dollars in college debt. Not old enough to know if they're male or female or something else.
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Weiss: 🥵🥵🥵 Penny: "I believe there is a short in my circuits! Commencing diagnostic procedures." Neo:
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Consoles lost me when they went over $300.
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彼女
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a brilliant observation and I'm 100% there.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds distinctly less fun than being a Determined Exterminator hivemind in Stellaris.
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As a disabled person, I'm very uncomfortable with my needs being equated with tolerating a damp, screeching child rampaging around unsupervised, touching everything and tripping me.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Her semblance alone demands additional exploration.
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So... it's basically a race horse isekai? It's ridiculous and cute and fun. Not nearly as gay as Birdie Wing though.
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Same. I lived in Switzerland for a bit, and still think of it as La Vache Qui Rit with those yummy cheese circles in red wax.
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Got it, thanks!
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Is there a place to watch the horse girl anime with an English dub?
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
You might be the only person into it for heterosexual content. The majority of us are trying desperately to manifest Wenclair.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone checked on John Gaius lately?
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck, I hate catfish. The meat is soft and damp, and I can always tell that they're bottom feeders that vacuum up shit and dead stuff all day.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
There's just a hop, skip, and a jump from "need more space for data centers" to "Dyson Spheres".
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Giving major Wednesday & Enid vibes.
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I still haven't played a couple of these, but FTL and Hard West were great! Last FTL boss was total bullshit though.
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Like/Reblog if you resonate with one or more of the following statements: ✅You are a fan of Animation. ✅You have great respect & admiration for those who work in Animation. ✅You believe Gen A/I has no place in Animation. ✅You want Hayao Miyazaki to outlive David Zaslav.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
...well, that's an odd call. Pushing a "special edition" of a mediocre game that's how many years old now? I get that Viz is trying to mine everything they can, but yikes.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Is proper etiquette "get imparting horny"?
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Becoming mobility disabled has really opened my mind up on this front, and while trains are amazing in many ways, people like me would still need short-range seated vehicles. Granted, golf carts would work.
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I'd be happier with this if local speed limits weren't least common denominator bullshit half the time. Self-driving cars that all talked to each other to manage traffic would be the dream though.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
This right here. The BLM protests framed as "riots burning down cities" did numbers in the white suburbs, and they want more of that.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that post was a shitload of psychic damage in three sentences.
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Same. We get uncomfortable above 70.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
If I pick a slasher movie, does the killer automatically hunt me? Because if not, statistics are on my side for a free $10 million.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
Cis people will never know the agony of being forced to prove yourself, over and over and over again. When I finally get my dick cut off I'm keeping it like a pocket watch so when someone goes "but are you really trans?" I can wave it in their faces.
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Yang: "RUBY GET BACK IN THE HOUSE AND COVER UP THOSE MELONS YOU ARE INDECENT!" Weiss, Penny: "Ignore your sister!" Blake: "This is so going in my fanfic"
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I want to find the Garfield Halloween specials I had as a kid.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Or; the mistress wears heavy notes of lavender with an undertone of bergamot and a hint of orange. Her little sister wears strawberry lemonade. The domineering villainess competing for the mistress's hand wears tobacco and oak with ambergis, and your heroine maid lemongrass with sandalwood.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Heavy floral notes for more traditional characters. Fruity for younger, immature, or adventurous ones. Musk, heavy woodsy, and minerals for dominant ones. Fresh, light wood and citrus for "average main character".
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
Is it still incest if you have non-procreative sex with a clone of your sibling, who doesn't have any of their memories and don't even know you're related? /at the mad science intersection of sociology and pornography
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
How is it that Fox is like, the one male character I don't mind shipping the girls with? FFS I almost wrote Ruby/Fox once!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
It holds up in ways Simpsons does not.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
They're gorgeous!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, Hercules would fight anyone, guy seemed like a bit of a dick with anger issues. But yeah Kirk and Superman would beat the shit out of them.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes, that is crazy expensive! Be sure to ask your provider about options for uninsured or under-insured people. As for meds, check the manufacturer's website, sometimes they offer coupons.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I got close to that doing RWBY fics... which absolutely blew my mind.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't even have to be headcanon, they'll straight up deny actual canon.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
The twilight days of a fandom can really suck.
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Haven't you done enough?
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I remember living by that program!
Dae (@daeline.bsky.social) reposted
Coco ☕ #CocoAdel #RWBY First time drawing her, I love her design
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Very nice! Your style suits her perfectly!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
16 gigs to... render ass-jiggle physics?
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I generally frown on cis people using tranny, but in this case I'll accept it.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just presuming this has something to do with THAT scene from a recent season of The Boys.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
The Doctor shows up and says "What, you thought that was all fiction?" This is actually my plan if I ever get thrown way back in time. Start Whovianism as a religion.
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As someone who just rewatched her episode of V5 and lamented that that was all we got of her, I approve!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
Gen III, NES. Skipped IV & V, got into VI pretty late (bought a PS2 in like... 2003?). Had a 360 and an Xbox One, didn't play much besides Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and XCOM. Now I'm back to bring a sporadic PC gamer.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump just fired his caddy after being told, "No, that round was not 18 under par, Sir."
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey I had one of those until 2013!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay the algorithm deciding that a bunch of very online geeks who play a horse girl gacha game are, in fact, horse owners, is fucking hilarious!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
I could go see Elizabeth Maxwell (Winter Schnee's VA) next weekend... but for my disabled ass, navigating a con for one person is a huge ask. And all I'd have to say is "I am hyperfixated on shipping your character with one she never actually interacted with in canon."
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The world sucks, why would I want to write about it when I could write about magic lesbian space pirates?
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
No new chapter, but new art! archiveofourown.org/works/524270... Thanks to @whimperingrk.bsky.social !
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
Washington, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston, Detroit, Miami, Milwaukee, Las Vegas, Buffalo, Cincinnati. Can't remember if I've been to Pittsburgh.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Ruby, we need you, stat!
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking all cop shows with a heaping spoonful of salt, but you only need to watch one body cam show and see what people do with and to their kids to know that parents do NOT always know best. Signed, Wet Baby Put In Microwave to Dry
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Woo hoo! More dead exploitative CEOs! Fuck Blackstone, line Wall Street with their executives Vlad the Impaler style! www.businessinsider.com/blackstone-r...
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So many morons seem to think children's rights mean parents can never tell them "no" or use any discipline. Because they're morons. Children having rights doesn't mean they don't have a bedtime anymore.
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I now formally have the first (and only) fic in the RWBY fandom to include Kim Jong-Un. archiveofourown.org/works/672900...
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Ruby: "Blake! Weiss! Emerald! Neo! Coco! Ilia! All of you put your tongues back in that's my sister!" Blake: "Ruby, Yang and I are married! The rest of you thirsty bitches better fuck off though!"
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I adore the art and am getting so many compliments! Thanks again!
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Chapter 5 of Broken Phoenix, out now! archiveofourown.org/works/60502573 With fantastic art by @cometko.bsky.social
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
Something about Dae drawing the Bees in the water is just perfection.
Erys (@evilspacewitch.bsky.social)
How the fuck is it that the only major piece of media that still has fangs is fucking South Park?! And this is before his AI-generated talking micropenis.