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A former pastor who will not stop mocking evangelicals for supporting a loathsome piece of shit like Trump. šŸ’™šŸ‘ŠšŸ»

created November 13, 2024

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1/9/2025, 2:29:38 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:26:59 AM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letā€™s just be patient.

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1/9/2025, 2:22:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: White House is getting things in place.

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1/9/2025, 2:11:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:57:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:25:33 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:03:37 AM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure how all this squares with the ā€œbald eagle.ā€

17/8/2025, 7:03:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morgan had his head surgically removed from Trumpā€˜s ass after sending this tweet.

15/8/2025, 6:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itā€™s Ok. Her AA sponsor Hegseth was standing close by to keep her in check.

13/8/2025, 11:39:51 AM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 5:07:55 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Women have also suggested this guy suspend himself from the dating scene until such a time as his ā€œickā€ factor subsides.

12/8/2025, 4:16:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this the moment where all the EU leaders urge Trump to throw himself into a wood chipper?

11/8/2025, 6:30:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jump Motherfucker!

5/8/2025, 8:05:36 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were too busy working to protect the rights of pedophiles.

3/8/2025, 3:05:14 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letā€™s play a game- Fox News is working hard to spin pardoning Maxwell a great thing. What will the narrative be?

26/7/2025, 3:02:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is allowed to throw himself into a wood chipper as well. I support that option.

25/7/2025, 5:26:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 5:40:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 5:39:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 11:57:49 PM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a shame if that piece of shit resigns. Oh waitā€¦ Nobody gives a fuck.

14/7/2025, 8:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/7/2025, 4:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I could understand what he is saying, but he has all those rocks in his mouth. Wellā€¦ I guess they are rocks.

8/7/2025, 8:22:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/7/2025, 5:46:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/7/2025, 6:55:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that Trump will have eternity to contemplate these decisions when heā€™s burning in hell.

5/7/2025, 6:58:45 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/7/2025, 8:43:14 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus told him this as sure as he told him to eat his applesauce.

3/7/2025, 2:57:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/7/2025, 10:10:09 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice that Murkowski is fine fucking over 300 million+ people to protect the 700k in her state.

1/7/2025, 12:56:39 PM | 38 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/7/2025, 12:11:21 PM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully today it will be Melania.

1/7/2025, 10:53:12 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/6/2025, 9:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His nurse coaxed him into pudding and TV mode.

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30/6/2025, 7:58:29 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need more Big Macs to resist Trump.

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28/6/2025, 1:40:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iā€™m sure the fact that she is a black woman has nothing to do with his dislike of her. šŸ¤”

28/6/2025, 1:39:46 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/6/2025, 4:13:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for the winning.

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26/6/2025, 4:02:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/6/2025, 12:49:06 PM | 59 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 12:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey. Easy on him. Heā€™s learning important new skills each day.

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24/6/2025, 8:13:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 8:08:37 PM | 60 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesse Watters is going to be furious- or just dumbly confused.

18/6/2025, 10:43:23 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Teddy should go to Cancun to deal with his feels. And stay there!

18/6/2025, 10:14:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do feel when one person you hate embarrasses another person you hateā€¦ šŸ¤”

18/6/2025, 2:33:27 AM | 63 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only calls Donald makes are for double stuffed crust pizzas.

17/6/2025, 1:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump only calls to order an extra large pepperoni with double stuffed crust.

17/6/2025, 11:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/6/2025, 10:57:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably felt like the relief after throwing up.

17/6/2025, 2:16:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crack addict says what?

16/6/2025, 7:47:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey! Trump had similar numbers.

15/6/2025, 12:32:13 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live Feed of Trump Parade.

15/6/2025, 12:33:43 AM | 85 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live feed of Trump parade.

14/6/2025, 11:53:48 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live feed of Trump parade.

14/6/2025, 11:51:41 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live feed of Trump parade.

14/6/2025, 11:50:52 PM | 120 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iā€™m sure Trump will ponder that in a calm, measured way.

13/6/2025, 1:26:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds about white.

12/6/2025, 10:39:55 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump is ever out of office, and the Dems winā€¦ I hope a true AG will arrest Trump and his cronies on Day 1! Not some pathetic wiener like Garland.

12/6/2025, 8:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iā€™m only coming for one Trump parade.

11/6/2025, 12:38:49 AM | 159 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/6/2025, 11:39:25 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little PeePee Trump wonā€™t like that.

10/6/2025, 11:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ABC = Pussies

10/6/2025, 10:26:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pussies!

10/6/2025, 10:26:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike needs to stop bringing his sexual fantasies into his politics.

10/6/2025, 8:11:52 PM | 129 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/6/2025, 2:17:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only the basement boys can wear masks.

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8/6/2025, 1:13:24 PM | 37 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/6/2025, 1:12:57 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 7:48:26 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 7:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever dude. Hate you AI police. Like Iā€™m really selling that goofy ass pick.

5/6/2025, 7:31:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 4:44:02 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 2:51:45 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 1:18:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 1:17:59 AM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you say McDonaldā€™s?

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5/6/2025, 12:29:33 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/6/2025, 6:50:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus told Mikey that if he stands with Trump, heā€™ll let him get more Botox treatment.

4/6/2025, 2:48:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for another round of Botoxā€¦

4/6/2025, 2:44:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds about white.

3/6/2025, 7:23:56 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump- ā€œElon is the smartest guy I know.ā€

3/6/2025, 6:21:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First true thing sheā€™s ever said.

3/6/2025, 5:13:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Queen Steak Sauce says what?

3/6/2025, 3:22:01 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 1:16:27 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof Trump applied to Harvard.

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3/6/2025, 12:53:53 AM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is ā€œexploding rocketā€ a euphemism for what Elon does with test tubes?

2/6/2025, 10:20:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I canā€™t imagine Trump would ever take advantage of this opportunity. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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