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created November 22, 2023

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Please some would settle for mud butler or coat placed over puddle.

5/9/2025, 3:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Misread as ball, should lose the other one might balance out.

5/9/2025, 9:19:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True, but Glinner also advocated for committing acts of battery on trans women if they didn't obey lunatics screaming at them in public so crying about free speech is extra bullshit from these fascists.

5/9/2025, 2:56:46 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m saying that is political parties are even more stupid than imagined.

4/9/2025, 8:01:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well if the dairy industry didn't ditch their muscular racial sterotyped mastadon men they wouldn't need these drinks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXU3...

4/9/2025, 7:45:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The difference is that Labour is a political party and not whatever the hell US parties are, mostly alliances of country clubs pooling cash to LLCs for legal purposes.

4/9/2025, 7:35:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, only the libs and not the tons of "farmers" who are going to find the WA Department of Agriculture less ambiguous on "farmland"

4/9/2025, 3:06:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you often learned that being a tireless prick has lead to not having many friends?

3/9/2025, 11:11:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the Atlantic hoping to go down as the absolute worst magazine in the country that a subscription doesn’t get you on a watchlist now?

3/9/2025, 2:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody remember the Georgia Guidestones? Did they ever figure out who blew them up?

2/9/2025, 11:56:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their argument is religious. There’s a commandment for honoring thy mom and dad and instructions on how children who curse their parents should be put to death in Leviticus. That and just being rank bastards 24/7

2/9/2025, 11:37:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, just kill em all. That was a good album

2/9/2025, 10:19:47 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has he even posted about the National Guard bullshit or is he too busy simpling for his fascist ex-president that literally needs his poop scooped out of him monthly?

2/9/2025, 9:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No fun allowed

2/9/2025, 9:37:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your nation is literally getting ready to pogrom asylum seekers and migrants shut the fuck up about this shit

1/9/2025, 8:24:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet

1/9/2025, 1:09:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bart Simpson looking very annoyed while thinking aloud
31/8/2025, 9:07:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which of us is the Senator?

30/8/2025, 1:21:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't his love's name Beatrice? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix10...

24/8/2025, 7:07:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been drinking, but I saw that Peter Mayhew (RIP) did Chewbacca with his London-esque accent on set. So now my mind is obsessed with his kid saying "Itchy, what's it all about?"

24/8/2025, 7:06:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FrightClub

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24/8/2025, 2:45:19 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His proposals are to the right of the majority of the country and the world. He can fuck right off if he keeps this up.

23/8/2025, 3:14:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By telling them trans rights are human rights and then to fuck off.

23/8/2025, 3:13:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every child here becomes Buster Bluth regardless of background

21/8/2025, 10:52:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The unpopular White Zombie remix “More Chinese than Chinese”

21/8/2025, 10:49:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean Republic was from fall of Kingdom to "it was all a dream" possible.

20/8/2025, 12:08:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rome goes from 476 to 1922 so who knows.

20/8/2025, 12:00:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True it goes from Shinjuku to Orange County pretty fast, even changes which fascists are there.

19/8/2025, 2:33:28 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe it but I would rather read what Elizabeth Bruenig would write in that than Matt.

19/8/2025, 2:26:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clapton was like scratching the paint on a car rusting in the junk yard, his brain was cooked decades ago.

19/8/2025, 2:25:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Df1 and outlaws use the JEDI engine and Df2 uses the SITH engine. Other SITH games included Droid Works, Episode 1, and Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine. Also incorporated into GRIMe which powered Grim Fandango and Eacape From Monkey Island.

19/8/2025, 2:14:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Night of Dull Spoons coming soon.

19/8/2025, 2:09:13 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like a future Nuremberg phrase.

18/8/2025, 6:11:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Shower thoughts” was already taken

18/8/2025, 2:40:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danger Will Robinson, they’re threatening to break my hand!

18/8/2025, 12:14:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skipping Ghost?

17/8/2025, 4:47:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s going to be like Life Aquatic, initially thought to be bad but later remembered as a great take on loss and failure.

17/8/2025, 11:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's Spain in your geography?

16/8/2025, 1:09:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a heads up double check if there's any lead recalls on those glasses, old novelty glasses were chockfull of lead.

16/8/2025, 1:08:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s “upsetting” to people because it’s capitulating or agreeing to the very wedge thats destroying Trans rights throughout the country. It’s like saying Pamela Vorhees had valid concerns about Camp Crystal Lake opening after the first 2 movies.

15/8/2025, 11:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, it’s because all of this bullshit is just within the “rules” with congress having no duty to act in its interest and the Supreme Court rubber stamping everything it’s all just not-illegal enough. The second anyone “breaks” this legal fiction the GOP faction will go full cry bully and so.

15/8/2025, 11:29:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skoda

15/8/2025, 11:26:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s also called looking like a bunch of fucking losers and big babies (them)

15/8/2025, 3:17:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Rock tears paper” Tremors 2

14/8/2025, 10:52:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m more worried that people couldn’t understand that people would only realize they don’t like something until it’s done vs people are the pre cogs from Minority Report and understand everything.

14/8/2025, 10:50:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember there being a lot of off screen implied deaths.

14/8/2025, 8:52:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They became the police in Darktown Strutters.

14/8/2025, 5:17:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speaker of the house 2059: "I can proudly say, I'm Fat"

14/8/2025, 5:14:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please, that’s my father’s name. Just call me a prick if you disagree this much.

14/8/2025, 3:21:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know that right? She died. She didn't retire

14/8/2025, 1:08:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol no she died thinking she could outlive Trump and prove Obama wrong.

14/8/2025, 1:08:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, I totally absolved him of that when pointing out specifically the RBG situation you mind genius.

14/8/2025, 12:48:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Black man fails to conquer racism

14/8/2025, 12:35:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, an old racist woman wouldn’t listen to a black man. Truly, the black man is to blame for his inability to get a racist woman to quit.

14/8/2025, 12:15:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting to think this cover’s article would go “no and these living people shouldn’t have them” along with an editorial by Gozer.

Cover of the Atlantic featuring the Ghostbusters before Winston Zedmore was hired.
13/8/2025, 3:21:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool upgrade to your websites video section by the way.

Starship Troopers propaganda clip
13/8/2025, 3:18:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn't find the 3, discounted them.

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13/8/2025, 8:26:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Logging onto by Bloomberg Terminal before logging onto Tinder or Grindr

13/8/2025, 8:24:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a time for Eco and there's a time for just calling these people big fucking babies.

13/8/2025, 8:18:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, they just assume everyone else has their secret illegal connection to whatever crime and perversion Miller and company have.

13/8/2025, 8:17:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recall seeing Americans reading about the excluding of ex or convicted Yakuza from society a few years back and them going "lol shouldn't have joined a gang!" failing to understand how severe both the exclusion and the resulting resorts would be.

13/8/2025, 8:16:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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missing the tuba music

13/8/2025, 7:57:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Riki-Oh, but we're keeping the dub on"

12/8/2025, 7:46:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are people really shocked about this? Elites find ways around the law constantly. I remember getting in arguments before abortion bans came in about why this would happen.

12/8/2025, 7:45:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Bond Jr. Literally called Jr but done to avoid child support or Bond being the most negligent father.

12/8/2025, 7:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't even think about dunking that.

12/8/2025, 7:40:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about the third type of crime of being the world’s biggest babies?

12/8/2025, 6:27:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I referee to the Doge idiots as “The Unfuckables” and will extend it

12/8/2025, 5:04:00 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, concentration camps never need to built. Fuck talking about the border m

12/8/2025, 1:27:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh and aliens can’t be dicks?

Very phallic alien “chestburster” designed initially by HR Geiger
12/8/2025, 3:39:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UK is not a free country, everyone knows this. Do the Cuban and Chinese workers own the means of production?

12/8/2025, 1:52:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 10:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Kaine photo is giving me Ted Bundy vibes.

10/8/2025, 10:50:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If no one in the legal field understands how constitutions work and can be amended we need a new constitution and new legal field immediately

10/8/2025, 6:12:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York City is the cultural epicenter of the east coast and the most populous city in the country. Portland is the largest city in a state that banned black people from entering it when it was a territory.

10/8/2025, 6:09:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impossible in the fact for writing so much there’s nothing to it like boxing air

9/8/2025, 10:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a fan of mayo, is there any taste of it?

9/8/2025, 8:35:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending Chris in an awful gown "My brother has a message for you general public"

9/8/2025, 6:40:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liberate the shaders!

9/8/2025, 6:38:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looked up "how to hoodwink muslims" and copied Dune.

9/8/2025, 6:36:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aldi is middling on their processed meats. Their premade frozen burgers are sub-store brand.

9/8/2025, 6:35:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look upon my bigly works. Your works are SAD

9/8/2025, 6:33:39 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is graphic but remember, if you're not the head of the SS and/or complicit in the Holocaust are you the two images.

9/8/2025, 6:07:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly I think we need to teach more people what the Nazi's did when they lost and had the world on their ass, which was commit suicide like cowards instead of facing justice.

Himmler after taking hidden cyanide when he realized his identity was found out. Göring displayed among the rest of the Nuremburg executed despite killing himself prior to execution.
9/8/2025, 6:06:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's beyond some people. My father knew him as a broke guy who bankrupt casinos and screwed over workers which made him against him and yet millions of others know the same the vote for him.

9/8/2025, 6:02:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last time airlines went bankrupt we got First Class for Coach prices or Rodney Dangerfield ads, no we get neither. www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ir...

9/8/2025, 3:13:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Purge the admin, make it CUNY Morningside Heights

9/8/2025, 12:40:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I paid to listen, so not like I can gloat.

8/8/2025, 6:46:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The scandal is that they’re charging for gold leaf but just spray painting everything.

8/8/2025, 4:30:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wtyp and kjb guest, *loud incorrect buzzer*

8/8/2025, 4:29:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were literally massacring Chinese civilians by the hundreds of thousands. If anyone did the bare minimum of FDR with Israel they would considered heroes outside of Israel obviously.

8/8/2025, 4:24:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got that dog in me (the autism one)

8/8/2025, 10:27:53 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck trends, sic semper goatse.

8/8/2025, 4:21:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See the status quo since 2007? Yeah plenty could see that.

8/8/2025, 4:20:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really kindergarten Hannibal Lecter shit there.

7/8/2025, 3:47:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry all we got is George and his chair from burn after reading.

6/8/2025, 10:22:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't write the episode. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Stew...

6/8/2025, 10:05:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, they’re actually the lizard people from V, the ones that stirred up hate against scientists.

6/8/2025, 1:05:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lines up with Miller's private law firm suing University of Michigan because they argue that family income is a secret way to favor minorities because they're on average poorer. No White Trash allowed either though.

5/8/2025, 6:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"the dark side" being the name of leather bar straight out of Cruising down by one of the myriad of Coruscant Docks.

5/8/2025, 6:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view