Good for Hawaii. More of this everywhere.
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Good for Hawaii. More of this everywhere.
This is one of the best blink-and-you'll miss it sight gags I've seen in recent memory. It almost feels like an anti-joke
EXHIBIT A: ANY AND EVERY TIME one of these girls runs into another, it is ALWAYS face-first into their boobs. Without fail Bakushin even kept her eyes open after the point of impact, like, calm tf down girl
these horses are SO GAY
they raised Kitasan from the egg together and also made the egg
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Would still love to get some help here
I think it's important to note that Venezuela is saying this didn't happen. They've recovered no debris, and they contend the video appears to be a deep fake. Yet crucially, the US media is mostly avoiding reporting this, or examining the video. www.cbsnews.com/video/venezu...
crime horse: the horse of crime
This is why you should never trust horses
Golshi's dad bit Special Week! HOW DARE
but did Mejiro McQueen horse and Tokai Teio horse ever kiss each other on the mouth
MEJIRO MCQUEEN WAS ACTUALLY GOLD SHIP'S GRANDPAAAAAA
Watching a video about the real-life Gold Ship and oh my god this diva
yes but if footprints can be preserved so can titty prints, we just need to FIND them 😤
whichever kind they first discover to have had great boobs
There are some incredibly vital issues at this moment in time that go beyond like, oh we disagree on marginal tax rates but we can still be friendly. Trans rights are one of those issues. Trans rights are human rights and those are not negotiable. (see also: genocide; fascism. not unrelated!)
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I'm starting to suspect all of Golshi's little incidents are based on real events. The first horse to ever be brought up on kidnapping charges
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"Call Mom" "…and curse at her in your own voice, got it"
If you've ever wanted to dictate a text to your boss and have a 30% chance of Siri randomly throwing some bonus slurs in there, this is the product for you
The fun thing about this is how, given the way "AI" "works", this product is gonna be malware even if that's NOT what they're doing on purpose Like, if Siri or Alexa sometimes called the cops when you just wanted directions or something
Oh, good! That's much more reasonable
Fucking hell. I would think it should be fairly easy to clear up (at least legally) with the name change documentation but that sucks ass
It's quite simple: High art is when there's lesbians Low art is when there's not lesbians
"IN CASE YOU FORGOT, HIS WIFE LEFT HIM"
They gave her the thiccness but correctly put it into her muscles 🥵
HELL YES
She's the only one with floppy ears, and she doesn't even like carrots, but she's got like a pompom or a tassely thing she wears over her tail to disguise it
Umamusume should sneak in a puppy girl named after a grayhound and see if anyone catches on
XCOM: Pretty Derby
Umamusume: Tactics would sink its claws into me real bad
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I wanna be a giant lesbian's little gay backpack so bad 🥺
I love this creature
GET FUCKED UP ON ZOKORS. HERE, THIS ONE IS STILL MOSTLY FULL
oh hell yes Gold Ship is finally getting a character arc
the horse girls are getting fruitier and more eccentric and I fully support this
Nice Nature has swooped in to shoo Sounds of Earth's thirsty gay ass away and make her finish her gay little villain monologue
what if we kissed against the Team Spica recruitment sign and we were both horse girls
Back to the not-chibi anime, where Golshi has somehow knocked over the entire 18-horse gate thingy
the dumbest and gayest of blorbos
(Vodka fled, like a COWARD or someone in a COMMITED MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP)
a less cowardly anime would have a running gag where somebody would open a storage closet or something and these idiots would be making out inside and also they would actually DO something with their brown characters
very heterosexual of them to keep mashing their faces together like this
so, Hishi Amazon, the other dark skinned character, showed up in like the first episode or two helping younger students by standing at the finish line at practices. After that she's there's just a cardboard cutout of her at the practice track and she doesn't show up again seeing a pattern here 😑
fuckin wiki nerds better be behind on updating the media appearances section because this is unacceptable
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEITHER OF THEM APPEAR IN THE NOT-CHIBI ANIME?? HOW DARE YOU
Apparently Gimlet is Vodka's mom IRL, which is adorable
Symboli Kris and Tanino Gimlet are my new favorites. There better be normal episodes where they both actually show up
If I don't pull Teio or McQueen the next time I do a ten pull I will shit and piss and cry and barf
Surely I should be able to get a B+ with Spe or Suzuka
ugh. I can't seem to improve any of my horse girls best scores in career CONDOR YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN C, I KNOW THIS
parasitic horse girl eggs implanted in my brain
I love my happy idiot horse child so
(this was way before "goon" took on its latest meaning, though there would've been a lot of that happening if it had ever been realized)
I dunno, I remember regular unhinged things like Goon Island happening, or at least trying to
product idea
Animorph got stuck in a loop 😔
duality of warmth
If there was time I think the GOP would eat itself trying to avoid letting it come to that, which would also be pretty funny Vance would be such a sad sack about it
jesus christ
I just imagined him and Elon in the same room and threw up in my mouth a little that much Divorced anti-charisma in one place would be catastrophic
♫ Gootta find a ther'pist, who can 'Scriiiiibe me some big ol' titties Gootta find a ther'pist, who can 'Scriiiiibe me some big ol' titties
hormstn't
El is a beloved friend. Can we please get their rent covered so they can rest from an abusive job that has been taking a major toll on their health? Every cent, every share helps SO MUCH. Please help El if you can! They are SO CLOSE. #MutualAid #HelpPeopleLive2025
Even if all of those things were one hundred percent true, the only thing for it would be to keep at it so you can keep improving your skills. Making good art requires the gumption to make a bunch of bad art first. Then a bunch of mediocre art. Then okay art
That part of you is stinky and mean. You're more than an avatar
The kid needs boundaries and therapy, not enabling
No lines are actually crossed but still, ew
I do not like the story for Mayano Top Gun's career mode, it gives me the ick
I just need to get all my horses A+ in career and unlock their potential to level 5 then get them all to five stars and then get all of the other horse girls and then I'm FREE
HOW DID I MISS THAT 😭
I present... Smol Paul's brain scan. How is it possible that EVEN IN 2D he is this much himself?!
it really cannot be that serious #umamusume #vodsca
these two doofuses are SO mad about how much they wanna kiss each other and I love them
Yeah, pace is also the least stamina-efficient, so it'll benefit the most from that SS+ stamina
I don't think strategy makes a difference. There's debuff skills that can effect any strategy, and whether they hit is determined by a wit check
Yes #GoldShip #UmaMusume
A MENACE
Damn 😳
Spud does not like this game of "pretend i can't find Spud."
what if there were more women what if there were fewer men what if we made some of the men into women to accomplish this
So comfy cozy!
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seriously though
woaw…
Purty… 😳
All-terrain ice cream truck
The last card for the Vampire's Tarot has been turned in. 78 illustrations completed this year for my fifth and final tarot deck. My wrist hurts ⚰️ Hopefully I'll soon have news from the publisher about release dates, so stay tuned
