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RAWRRRR!!
Kissy kiss!
I sed no mor hollyday. It posty time!
Hai!! Yayyyy!!!
Mama weskoo me wen I was tiny baby.
I has shared!
EDMONTON: HELP Mayday mayday SOS: both Fiasco and Franca have gotten out of the house through a busted window screen and the back gate was found open by my catsitter I am VERY FAR AWAY! If you are in the Highlands region can you keep your eye out
Mama has a gwassy sord She ses let's hab a fite As she twies to gib me poke I gwabs her sord to bite Her sord, it now be bwoken So she twies to gwab one mor I ses mama, I has winned And den I gibs a RAWRR! #CheddarPoetry #SordDuwal #PlayingWifMama #IWins
Yaa!!
Figgy playing in da gwass and socky napping on da step and chewy stay inside.
Adopted??
Hai!!!
Yaa!!
I bak now!
Chewy not come out til it gets kooler outside. Socky sleep on da step and figgy play in da gwass.
I not likes da hot but I still likes outside.
It be so hot hot hot I sits in gwass gwass gwass Ware it be kool kool kool Upon my tum tum tum My arms stwech out out out I lik my paw paw paw I close my eyes eyes eyes I has a nap nap nap #ITellsMamaNoMorHolldays #ItPostyTime #ItTooHotOutside #DaHotMakesMeSleepy
Mama ses she needs a brake I ses mama not needs bwake I ses mama needs to stay in one peese Mama ses not bwoken bwake She ses like hollyday fwom postys Jus for a few days I ses no bwake fwom postys Postys be eberyday But mama, she not lissen She ses dat she on hollyday
Dat wat him finks but him not fearse.
Yoo too!!
Him always singing.
Silly Figgy Hiding in da gwass Finking he inbizzybil But we all noes he dere Silly Figgy Looking up in aww Dweams of being big Befor he pownses out and runs #SillyFiggy #HeAlwaysGonnaBeAllSoftAndBaby #HeNotWarryer #DatOkTho #IGonnaProteksHim
I not wants da warm to be ober!
No. Da dirt make da paynt.
Ok. How do dat?
It cold and gway I go and hide I snug in blanky Warm inside I cuddles close I starts to purr As mama gently Pets my fur #CheddarPoetry #NotNiceOutside #MamaCuddlesDaBestest
I not habing baff. I twying to put on warryer paynt!
I neber fillfee!
I not noes!
But water wet.
I roll in dirt But it too dwy It all fall off I cwy out why #CheddarPoetry #WarryerPayntKeepsFallingOff #PayntTooDwy #ItNotFair
Prolly boff.
Him jus playing.
I likes tweats!
Dat wat I do but figgy sumtimes jus kissy.
I likes buggy fwends wen dey nummy.
Silly Figgy found a fwend It be a liddle bug He follow it as it gos hides He wants to gib it hug Silly Figgy, he gets sad Da bug, it runs away All he wanted was a fwend To kissy and to play #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DaLiddleBugTooShy #FiggyHabSad
He jus diggy cuz digging fun.
Sillywee? Dat a nom??
It lots nice!
I wach mama I wach Fig As mama weeds And Figgy dig I stays alert In gwass, I lies And den I close My sleepy eyes #CheddarPoetry #KeepingEberybuddySafeIsLotsWerk #AlwaysOnPawtrol #FiggyAlwaysDoingSumfingSilly
Mama's hed ok. I gib her cuddles still.
Him silly!
Silly Figgy finds sum nip Silly Figgy liks his lip Silly Figgy bites a leef Silly Figgy chews wif teef #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeEatedNippyFlower
I did!
Why not for me?
Cat day eberyday!
I luvs sunbeam!
All da clowds Dey go away And sunbeam comes Outside to play I ses hallo I roll awound And den I lofe Upon da gwound #CheddarPoetry #ILuvsSunbeam #DaColdAndGwayGoAway #WePlayOutsideInDaWarm
Prolly not cuz he silly.
Mama close da windows. Her sed it too cold for dem to be open.
I not like dat it not nice outside. Yoo has inside cuddles too?
Too cold Too gway Too rainy For play Inside Wif mama Wif blanky I stay #ColdGwayAndRainy #NotNice #IGoedOutsideForOneMinnit #DenIWantedCuddlesAgen
Found a liddle cattypilly Him looked like a bee I ses hai, we shud be fwends And yoo shud come to me I wach him close, I gib him tap And den I gib a lik But dat liddle cattypilly Tasted bery ikk! #CheddarPoetry #IGrowlAtIt #FiggyWantToMakeFwendsToo #MamaSedNoEatCattypilly
I not eber clime da twellis cuz I not silly like figgy. I jus teech him to clime da twee.
I dunno. He jus likes to clime it.
Figgy sits in da dirt Looking up at da twellis Wif big kurryus eyes Kwikly he jumps He climes to da top He swings all awound Suddenly he slips He tumbles, he falls Bak into da dirt #SillyFiggy #HeLikeClimingDaTwellis #MamaNoedHeWasGonnaDoDat
Figgy sits in da dirt Looking up at da twellis Wif big kurryus eyes Kwikly he jumps He climes to da top He swings all awound Suddenly he slips He tumbles, he falls Bak into da dirt #SillyFiggy #HeLikeClimingDaTwellis #MamaNoedHeWasGonnaDoDat
Figgy playing. It lots warm but rite now it kooler and raining.
Yaa!
Him playing in da gwass.
As I lie below da shwub Beside da baby seeder twee I close my eyes, I has a peas I has a nap all happyly #CheddarPoetry #UnderDaShwub #HappyNappy
I maybe chased her and pounced her lots befor I gotted figgy.
Fank yoo!
Kissy kiss!
Maybe I didded dat lots.
Oh.
Eberyday, da Figgy gos Gibs Chewy kissy kisses Neber dos da Chewy run And neber dos she hisses Sumtimes Chewy kisses bak As she gets baff on hed But if I looks at Chewy She jus runs and cwies insted #CheddarPoetry #KissyFiggy #HimLuvsChewyLots #ChewyNeberLetsMeKissyHer
Not dis time.
Yaa! I on gard!
Socky ok.
Eberyfing.
She 17.
Me, I be by mama's side And Socky, she on mama's lap Figgy sits upon da step As Chewy lies and has a nap #CheddarPoetry #AllTogeberWifDaMama #WenIgetsUpChewyRunsAway #IDunnoWhy
Oh. Dat why socky hits?
I big boy!
I had had in stwoodil.
I not finks she fwayl. She always hitting me!
K!
I dunno. Mama ses socky needs ekstwa.
Her silly!
He always forgets da kwiet part .
Silly Figgy hiding Da mama dos not see Silly Figgy singing Den she hear ware he be Silly Figgy playing He spinny all about Silly Figgy waching Den he go jumping out #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotGoodAtHiding #HeAlwaysSinging #PlayingInDaGwass
I not baby but I wants da noms anyways.
Mama ses socky too fin and needs ekstwa noms and baby noms.
I not a baby but mama calls me her baby so I shud get da baby noms too. I telling mama loyer sed so!
Liddle tiny ones.
I likes sammiches!!
I jus wants cuz dey nummy.
Dat wat mama ses. She ses socky gets speshil noms and ekstwa noms cuz she too fin.
I dunno cuz mama not start it yet,but I gonna makes shur she makes one.
I twying but he jus likes surtin letters like Eeeee.
It fun to clime!
Socky, her gets baby noms And I wants to hab too Mama pulls me bak and says Dem noms, dey not for yoo! Dat not fair, why baby noms Be so much nummy nom? Why cannot I put dem noms Diwektly in my tum? #CheddarPoetry #SockyGetsBabyNoms #INotBaby #ButBabyNomsNummy #IWantsToo
Mama ses dat wat it be.
No bee.
I not.
Aye Bee See Dee Eee Eee Eee Figgy climes da Cherry twee #CheddarSong #FiggySong #EeeEeeEee #InDaTwee
As I hide Yoo come to see A bery cute Adorbil me All innysent Or so yoo fink I lawnch and pounce Befor yoo blink #CheddarPoetry #HidingUnderDaShwub #DenIAttak #ButINotDedYooCuzIJusPlaying #MamaSkweek #DenIPounceFiggy
Wessles good for him. It bery importint to praktis da wessles.