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Funnier than any joke we could write
Dollar… bonds… stonks I’ll take how did the world end for 400 Alex
Dr Copper has a PA named Tariff
Future famous quote hopefully my grandchildren will be free to read about it
This hits harder than when I saw this movie the first time. #CaptainAmerica
Gold at 3500. Trump go to Fort Knox yet?? Dude said he was going to check on that gold back in Feb
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As someone sitting on a patio overlooking Michigan Ave, I am here to tell you Chicago is not a hellhole.
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Corvallis is out. #WorkersoverBillionaires
What country are we living in?
JB just put an awesome beat of Trump on live
I’m confused.. so the guy that says he’s stooped all these wars.. and hates wars wants to rename the DOD the DOW? How do you feel about this @dow ?
Buffett and 3G did great and then a decade of decline
MBA worker.. let’s put Kraft and Heinz together..waits a few years..let’s split Kraft and Heinz!
In other news has anyone tried smoking weed before? This shit is crazy!
This is kinda wild.. cuz the other Congressman said Sheahan was prolly a mass shooter on Sunday
Esp w fridays number going to great.. well the real data won’t be but the reported number will be huge!
US Open too
No Trump til 2pm tmro? Been a nice break from the shit show
Mkt falling clean through Hooper matrix.. remember all that buying after Jack Hole??
So brave Vandy
Trump calls Chicago “worst city in the world” What a tool.. it’s great.. everyone should go check it out
Sounds to me like Sara Eisen is back in Trump surrogate mode as she defends the assault on Fed independence.
“Could” fall 50% too What dumb thing for BofA to say
Today's ISM survey commentary is fun: "Tariffs continue to wreak havoc" "There is absolutely no activity in the transportation equipment industry. This is 100 percent attributable to current tariff policy. "We are also in stagflation: Prices are up due to material tariffs, but volume is way off.”
Go get that you embarrassing quitter.. show some respect
POS underhand .. fuck this guy
Wounded duck winner
Trump: I FEEL GREAT NOTHING IS WRONG HERE LOOK A PHOTO OF ME GOLFING FROM A WEEK AGO Giuliani: I WAS HELPING SOMEONE DONT SPREAD CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT MY CAR WRECK Trump: EPSTEIN IS OVER HE DIED A LONG TIME AGO GET OVER IT Sure, guys.
Sinner smoking 95 mph forehands
Remember when Trump fixed Yemen? Ooops
Sell dollars
Sad trombone
Coco off day on wrong day ☹️
10 unforced.. no bueno
Steven Colbert and his wife appeared in the crowd at the Alcaraz match, and the arena went wild when his face hit the screen. People clearly adore him—and honestly, seeing that joy gave me a surge of hope.
A winkelvie gets his wings?
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9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
And there was much rejoicing!
It’s shocking to me.. and you know who I am and what I did locked in Alex Hamilton room in 09…do Bessent and these clowns think they can get away w gaslighting??
Oh it’s fine! Their credit cards are loaded up w NVIDIA stonk baby!! #ikeeptellingyouitsover
It’s gonna bite the public first then the GOP goes spin city!
We would prefer to be COOL
We can be our own country
You mean the actual numbers? No I will not forgive you
Giuliani asks hooker to get out of car after wreck There I fixed it for ya
In bull mkts presidents get away w anything and the opposite
Peeps I’m gonna say it again.. trash the capital mkts and this BS stops
WH posts picture of Trump after golf
Oh snap.. pic was a week old.. so you’re saying there’s still a chance!
I’m a quasi rational guy so I’m only gonna go all the way out on limb and say if you think Rudi just happened upon a dom violence victim on the side of a rando NH road and “helped” u b trippin
This is never going away, is it?
Kennedy then gives interview saying don’t trust experts These dipshits can’t even get their spin lies right
One of these things first my all time fav
Wow! Bryter Later!
Country Going to Hell so I keep reading the hand basket
SIGNS OF FASCISM 🪧
👀 apnews.com/article/paxt...
RFK jr says quite part out loud Admin full of hacks, don’t trust experts anymore!
In tmros news: Stock Market crashes as everyone starts taking Santelli’s instead of Buffet’s advice #donttrusttheexperts
As we all know, the American Revolution was fought to ensure the chief executive could impose taxes without representation.
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
Trust the Morons! Tough as campaign
Truth… Sooo, since the tariffs are illegal according to the courts.. do we get our money back??
The bots are looking at porn
Brexit loser can’t find Bimbo or Wonder Bread in bread aisle.. news at 11. Ps, they are making fun of your kids pbj for being so weak
I am 100% positive Rump could not recite a single one of those stats if asked today
Trump economic idiocy has it in trouble but now other countries know they may have to push on their own.. A little ditty called the Competitive Devaluation of the CCYs
What the actual fuck
Chaos.. I would be going off !
Tommy!!!!!
Uh .. ya burnt
Been there
“Risk” curve… lol
Gamblers-R-Us
Ditto
Brits did a social media slam
Final word on Osta/Townsend “nontraversy” And the Mensa candidates that thought I was wrong.. watch Andy Roddick Quick Served podcast day 4. Mic dropped
Not a stonks guy but if you work for Nvidia you can buy the stonk at 2 year prior levels and 20% off
Oh wait.. maybe a bunch of randos will try and tell me about tennis now… lol.. this is not a conversation people #plainfield
Oh it’s all fine.. keep buyin and hodling lemmings
Oh ya.. and that’s funny if you knew who I am bye bye
Oh and by bye
Ya cool.. what’s really great about a democracy is you have every right to be wrong about something.. enjoy your life
US Open craziz
Wow.. tight
Yes hitting the net and ball going over is regular
I am one.. and you’re not correct
Fuckin hinder… WOW
As a player and coach of many.. including my 2 nationally ranked kids.. there is absolutely no obligation to make a faux apology for a net cord winner Ostepenko is a notorious poor sport and career trouble maker
And then the reporter says: But he’s correct, your state crime is worse so why not send them there.., right? He asked the obvious follow up? Right?
As a Chicagoan I have to let you know.. You gonna regret it
"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷
You go girl
Schwarber keeps “Cubs traded him” legend alive
Kyle Schwarber is a hero. He hit four homeruns for the Phillies in one game tonight. He's a racial equality activist and pro-COVID vaccination. Kyle Schwarber is as American as they come and he would never show up to the White House to meet you, Trump. So don't invite him.
