Our congress has failed. Time to amend the constitution with term limits and illegal gerrymandering
Go Vols… Her: “Is that church in a strip mall?” Me: “Yes, but which church are we talking about…the one by Dollar General or the Chinese Buffet?”
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Our congress has failed. Time to amend the constitution with term limits and illegal gerrymandering
His parachute is fucking solid gold
Nuclear reactor will be there already
Big Orange!!
I thought this was a delayed hoooding…very belated congratulations!! Mine was 2006. I’m old!!!
Apparently all Carolina can stop is the triangle light rail, and at this point it might be approved by the time I get home.
You get o e year of making people call you Dr Brooks. After that, it has to happen organically, and it will. I do t promote the PhD but I still get called Dr. ____ first name. You’ll be Dr Doug most of the time and it’s great.
Hey, Y’all—it’s DOCTOR Star Wars Nerd to you!!!!
Terry Kizer updating his IMBD and letting everyone know he’s not dead!!!
New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭
It’s a special week for me. Along with being a two time Tennessee grad, I also hold a doctorate from ETSU. No doubt the Vols will win big but I’ll be hoping both teams do well.
From one doctor to another, congratulations
“Not something you’re comfortable with?” — elite stuff. Clearly not catching the avatar, etc. Might not consider anyone who might not be a Bronco or think he’s a piece of shit. You are a beat reporter who is too busy being serious to engage potential followers… Have no fear. I get it.
Oh, you are a reply guy. My mistake.
Your first day covering Gruden?
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#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
This is never going away, is it?
Yes, that Harriett Tubman
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
every single time
Please tell others.
Between 1938-45 over 190,000 people were imprisoned in the Mauthausen-Gusen complex. At least 90,000 of them were killed, including around 28,000 Poles. www.mauthausen-memorial.org/en/History/T...
8 August 1938 | The first group of prisoners was transferred from Dachau camp to #Mauthausen. This date marks the beginning of operation of this German Nazi concentration camp. During this phase, the prisoners had to build the camp and set up operations in the quarry.
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
Parts of the Constitution were erased from the Library of Congress website, including the section featuring the foreign emoluments clause. The removal was blamed on a "coding error." Here's a reminder of what the clause says, just in case Congress ever decides to enforce it...
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
6 August 1934 | Norwegian Jewish girl, Berit Leventhal, was born in Oslo. She arrived at #Auschwitz on 1 December 1942 in a transport of 532 Jews. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.
Diddler on the roof.
10/10 no notes
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
Visited George Washington’s Mother Lodge today and the nearby Masonic cemetery
Don’t let them forget, ever, and don’t be distracted: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Infinity
First time I’ve gotten tariff sticker shock:
Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.
ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
Ok. Let’s go…🏍️
The ex-boyfriend of a woman who was married to George Jones barely narrows it down
Can’t even beat the Rockies.
It’s coming.
Today’s front page of The National, a Scottish newspaper.
CNN: Epstein MSNBC: Epstein ABC: Epstein NBC: Epstein Fox News: Did you know Obama is left-handed? Why didn't he tell us?
2:15: final bell 2:20: seen by witnesses such as Becky at school 2:30-2:40: sees Asia at the library next to the HS 3:00-3:30: sees Dion in the bus loop 3:30-4:00: heads to track practice (there's a debate about whether practice started at 3:30, 4:00, or in between) & ralks to Coach Sye
Jeffrey Epstein's brother: "The two pathologists for the family who did the autopsy both concurred and stated they could not call this a suicide bc it looked too much like a homicide." 👠
OK, so we all *knew* that Donald appears in the Epstein Files. The only thing we still don't know is if he appears in them more times than Jesus appears in the New Testament?
39 years ago The Cramps - Milwaukee, July 1986 Lux Interior, Nick Knox, Fur Dixon and Poison Ivy Photo by Greg Helgeson #punk #punks #punkrock #psychobillypunk #thecramps #history #punkrockhistory
Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.
ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Dear Jeff Bezos …
Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
Breaking: James Ferguson II, a Charlotte civil rights lawyer whose landmark cases desegregated schools nationwide, has died. #ncpol www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a...
This one’s actually worth watching! 💚
We were down to our last loose end who could prove Adnan's actual innocence, but it came through in spades. In today's new @Undisclosedpod, hear directly from the alibi witness who proves Adnan Syed's actual innocence: audioboom.com/posts/875147...
Hello NYT, I’m Zach, a high school journalist. I just published an investigation into how around 200 Trump donors funneled $2M through Guam, raising quid pro quo and campaign finance concerns. Would be grateful if you gave it a look: open.substack.com/pub/zachkahn...
Bill Barr needs to release his copy of the Epstein files…
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The next time you assume all old ladies are sweet old grandma’s who love kids, just remember this old lady protecting pedos instead.
WASHINGTON (AP) - US inflation accelerated last month to highest level since February.
EPSTEIN FILES
Idiot
If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
This should be at least as big a deal as the cover-up of the Epstein files
Wolff: I remember once, when I was at Mar-a-Lago to do a sit-down interview, his aides asked for a rough outline of what I wanted to talk about. I had a lot of subjects, but I also said Epstein. And they told me, “If you ask about that, he’ll just stop the interview and you won’t get anything.”
If gullibility were an Olympic sport this photo would be on Wheaties.
Got damn
Stopped by the people’s house.
Go Vols!!!
7 July 1913 | A Pole, Henryk Soffner, was born in Katowice. In #Auschwitz from 4 October 1943. No. 155900 He perished in the camp on 27 January 1944.
One of the greatest scenes in movie history…everyone cringes but it never happened on screen. QT is a genius.
Very cool. It’s nice to know those things early. Congratulations!
Libs love guns to secure actual liberty. Embrace it and scare MAGA. Shoot fast. Shoot quick.
Dear America, This is the price you pay for a corrupt justice system. Add the human cost and it’s way worse…
He’s amazing in Narcos
Where y’all looking?
How is this not in sportscenter?
Who dat?
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social In AP lit in 1993 we read a short story about an eating contest. It was the equivalent a game of HORSE in a boxing ring put around the concept of eating foods. The guy won because he challenged the other to eat gruel. 30+ years later and I remember that story. Gruel.
I cannot wait to eat 70 hot dogs on Friday.
#alligatorAuschwitz
Someone needs to do the thing.
She and Susan Collins take turns fucking America
Fucking liars
He’s a bitch.
We can just feed them MAGA. Dispose of their corpses.
Murder-La-Go
I was hoping they’d all put them on the first kid…
Or just one right now…
(Puts on reading glasses) Ok, that isn’t a turtle jumping out of an airplane
The French resistance would have loved the names and addresses of the Gestapo.
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
Do not save the red states. Make them wallow in it…the electoral college process demands consequences
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