As a middle child, GenX, menopausal woman how stubborn am I? If you honk at me to get me to hurry so you can have my parking spot, I will wait there until we both die.🤨🖕🏿
Champagne aficionado; piquant wit; writer; feminist; attorney. “I am a warrior in the time of women warriors; the longing for justice is the sword I carry.” Middle Child/GenX/Auntie Paris via Seattle 🥂💋
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As a middle child, GenX, menopausal woman how stubborn am I? If you honk at me to get me to hurry so you can have my parking spot, I will wait there until we both die.🤨🖕🏿
You cannot hurt my feelings, I used to hold the flashlight for my father.🤷♀️🥂💙
Even in the 80s, I didn’t use this much AquaNet, and my hair is real. 😂🥂💙👇🏽
Fucking Facts! 🤨👇🏽
I will gladly fucking fly back from France to stand in this line. ✊🏽⚖️🥂💙
A wonderful actor and amazing human being. R.I.P. Mr. Greene. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6nym4JS/
*would (fucking voice text)
Facts!👆🏽
Now that is something I wouldn’t pay attention to.🥂💙
I fear it’s not the word transcendental that would have thrown him probably just the word logic.
Just waiting on that Big Beautiful Obituary-gonna need a bigger ice bucket.🪣 🍾
I concur!
I prefer a lot of suffering before the expiring. 🤷♀️🥂💙
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Fucking Facts!
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When FOTUS bites it, Michelle Obama should attend the funeral in a tan pant suit. 🥂💙
Yayyy! ✊🏽🥂💙
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I love when my stages happen all at once.🤨🖕🏿
The ways in which I love this Canadian cannot be measured. 🥂💙🇨🇦
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@malonegranger.bsky.social I do not know if you were on TikTok, but this is right up your alley. 🥂💙 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GKaUjm/
Started leaving these out for the Grim Reaper. 🤞🏿🥃🍪
Union Strong Union Proud ✊🏽🥂💙
I sure hope the car is okay.🙏🏿🥂💙
Happy Labour Day weekend to all my Union brothers and sisters. #UnionStrong
I’ve had mine for years, but I saw someone linked you a site to get one. I just did a quick Google search and here’s what I found.🥂💙
Until we get the Big Beautiful Obituary, I’m living off of the memes. 😂🥂💙
I do miss me some Ms. Ivins.🥂💙👇🏽
My most significant relationship in menopause. 🥂💙
@mcbf.bsky.social Why I followed back: you have “proud Feminist“ in your bio.✊🏽🥂💙
@debbiedemocrat.bsky.social Why I followed back: and great minds and all that.🥂💙👇🏽
@pollyp74.bsky.social Why I followed back: you have ‘fuck Trump’ and ‘fuck GOP’ in your bio. 🖕🏿🥂💙
I will take it.😂🥂💙
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@gmajoy.bsky.social Why I followed back: you have ‘Feminist’ in your bio.✊🏽🥂💙
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@nytimes.com putting the The Mini crossword and Tiles as now paid is not going to bring me back you journalistic hacks. Now I can just delete the app and forget you ever existed.🖕🏿
You'd think a man who talks so much about attempts on his own life would understa-- never mind. apnews.com/article/trum...
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I’ve been briefed on a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School and will continue to provide updates as we get more information. The BCA and State Patrol are on scene. I’m praying for our kids and teachers whose first week of school was marred by this horrific act of violence.
My Bestie in college got it for me when my male cousin was telling me I wasn’t ladylike because I use the word fuck. It was glorious to drink from it whilst in his presence. 😁🖕🏿🥂💙
Somehow, I’ve had this for 30 years and haven’t broken it. I’ve seen others like it, but nothing exactly the same.🥂💙
I figured.😂🥂💙
Get out there, woman!😏🥂💙
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Incompetence in four jobs isn't something to brag about.
I know more about Taylor Swift’s engagement ring in less than three hours of her being engaged then I do about FOTUS’ alleged assassination attempt.🤷♀️🤨
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” 🎬🥂💙
OK, I now believe FOTUS is in full-blown dementia mode. When asked minutes ago during his cabinet meeting about the Swift/Kelce engagement he wished them both luck, said he is a great player and she is a “terrific person.”🤯👇🏽
Every Swiftie in the world right now. 🫶🏽🥂
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Is he gonna sic the national guard on them?
Fucking Facts! ✊🏽🥂💙👇🏽
Anyone familiar with the KKK history in the USA is not shocked by what's happening now... and anyone who read through Project 2025 is not shocked. We are outraged and disgusted. We are all impacted, some of us more than others... stand up for your neighbors too. #RESIST #FIGHT #STRONGERTOGETHER
Fucking Facts. 🪺🥂💙
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Republicans when they see/hear FOTUS. 🥂💙
With not being a pedophile, a traitor to my country, a felon, an alcoholic, or a Faux News personality, I’ll try to survive with just being a decent foul mouth human being.🤷♀️🥂💙
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Question: do kids these days use canvas totes, or plastic bags to cover their school books?📚🤔
I’m white, but I’m not Republican, raisins in my potato salad white.🥂💙
Yet another job I’m unqualified for under this administration. 🤷♀️🥂💙
Cry harder fuckfaces.😭🖕🏿
Clots and prayers. 🤞🏿🥂💙
What else is new.🤷♀️🤦♀️🥂💙
Fucking Facts. 🥂💙
Oh, shut the fuck up, you lying treasonous cunt. 🖕🏿🤨
Don’t call me a cougar.🤷♀️🥂💋
The amount of times I lie these days and saying I’m fucking Canadian is fucking ridiculous. 🤷♀️🤦♀️🥂💙
As if it’s not fucking embarrassing enough being an American living in Paris, now we have this Dipshit Kushner as our fucking ambassador. JFC.🤦♀️🤨🖕🏿🇫🇷👇🏽
What the fucking fuck Israel!? There’s only so much you can blame on Netanyahu.🤨👇🏽
Bonjour Monday. 🖕🏿
I wish you all the best in this new endeavor.🥂💙
