🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
(Smiling with broken teeth)
🧡🤍🩷 ⚰️ vex / blake ⚰️ 28 // osdd // Clown by day, vampyr by night ⚰️ art account: @blighttiger.bsky.social 💍 @dorohedoro.lesbian.cat // ♡12.22.2017♡
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(Smiling with broken teeth)
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it’s bad
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Oh I got too high and now I think everyone hates me
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I WILL NEVER STOP GETTING DUNKED ON FOR BEING 5’3”
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
I was playing vex in league and I was like “I’m just a little goth yordle freak!!” And my friend said “yeah but what does that have to do with the champion you’re playing”… speechless.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
when i smoke flower cause my weed drink is gone forgetting that the taste of flower triggers me
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
LMFAOOOO
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU and yeah I knowww that shit is gonna hurt bad 😭 I’m a little Nervous cause ik the artist I spoke with is newer at the shop too but I guess I will send them some examples for ideas of what I want and see what they draw up for me
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Nervous cause I’m going to a diff artist than I usually go to but they work at the place I’ve gotten all my piercings at and I have come to trust them so
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Made an appointment for a consultation about a chest tattoo finally 🥹
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
oh ya i never wear them longer than the night i put them on 😭 n usually just put them on if im doing smth fun, especially since i usually go home and do gaming and its sucks to try playing pvp games on keyboard and mouse with press ons on
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
the good thing abt press ons at least is u can take them right off after a night out if u would like to! acrylics last liiike 3 weeks usually but i def feel press ons on my nails more than i do acrylics so its kind of a pros and cons of each one type of thing 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS TOO ive been using press ons again lately tbh but its just making me miss getting my nails done and now i yearn for the nails again.... not to mention being a system some guys do not want long pretty nails esp the big gamers LMFAO
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
thinking abt getting my nails done again but i know if i start going in for acrylics then im not going to want to stop going back and getting them redone as per usual but i kinda miss my claws
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🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
If it helps at all I love you dearly and you are one of my best friends and you are stuck with me for as long as you want to hang around me 🫂
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact I think this film was the first ever use of a “jump scare” iirc! :3
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Wifeswap is on rn and Serena just said to me “if they put me in wifeswap I would just cry the whole time cause I’d miss you so bad” 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
My friend got me a mystery skin in league last night and when she got it she just gasped and said “um… vex.” And I checked the gift and saw what it was and screamed loud as fuck
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
The bc they prescribed me was supposed to lessen the pain too. And they actually did do that. But it is still so excruciating lmao…
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Atp they need to prescribe me like Vicodin or something for the pain I have from my cramps the 800 mg ibuprofen does not do shit but they won’t prescribe me anything stronger bc of my erm. History. 🤪
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
ITS FINALLY RAINING
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🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
42yow on here! I believe they’re the same username on twt as well but it’s been a while since I’ve been on twt
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL NO but I do have a guy who does get like this if the games start to go badly. She gets kicked out of front if this happens now though.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG I can’t tell if that is worse or not either cause double the pain at the same time but also getting them both out of the way at the same time….
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
They hurt really bad for like a second (and fsr one hurt a lot more than the other 😭) but like that second is def very painful
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
My friends are literally my power btw
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
LMFAO fr I’m like. It’s fine (and sometimes even funny) to be like “MAN THIS IS ASS” during a bad game in a joking way but to genuinely complain the entire time and go on about how pissed you are and how you’re having no fun like. Ok don’t play with me then?
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry but I genuinely cannot stand bitching and moaning over video games like ok it was a bad game, everyone has them. It’s supposed to be for fun why are you being a jackass.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Playing PvP games so fun when you don’t have a Bitch in your ear genuinely acting like they might kill themselves bc of the game going badly and snapping at everyone else over it
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
I wasn’t gonna post but this is actually too hilarious
brady (@apocalypsiswtc.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
33. Please make an account bro just do it
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
The way I had more kills than the entire enemy team put together too was insane
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Thinking about the three pentas in a row I got last night as kindred I should have been put down for that
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
THR SHIRTLESS LESTAT PICTURES????? I HAVENT SEEN YHESE YET????
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Ur gf is just like me fr
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s. Very rough. But god it’s such a great book… good luck soldier
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
UGH YEAH I’m assuming you haven’t finished it yet so I won’t spoil but all I will say is the ending made my jaw drop
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Really incredible, well written and viscerally upsetting book, I love that author so much 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
LETS GOOOO if u want any advice feel free to reach out to me :3 I’ve been back in school for almost 2 years now after dropping out 3 times within a couple months previously and I have Adapted.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
For the record there’s a lot of comparing the pitches to already existing stuff I just hate tlou with a passion and I know that the only reason these guys only even know about fallout is the show 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Had to pitch our screenplays today and I was talking abt my post apocalyptic one and got hit with both “like tlou?” And “like fallout?” NO. LIKE POST APOCALYPTIC GENRE YOU SLUGS.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
I HATE SPEAKING IN FROMT OF MY CLASS IM ABOUT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you my friend 🫂 I might need some help later brain has just been bad bad today but I do not know how to talk about it at all cause it’s just so soup. Better now than before at least though!
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOUUU I am stealing it from a new borderlands character. 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately the nap took me instead due to the horrors but I feel a bit normal now
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
I always act up Playing an adc in league I just got 32 kills as xayah. I fought the entire enemy team by myself got three of them and came out with full health. Unscathed.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually I decorate for Halloween
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
I think I’ll just take a nap again soon before I have to go to class I feel like dogshit
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
When the morning starts out bad and you order food cause you feel like shitty doodoo and they forget your food and of course that’s what makes you start crying 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!! 💕
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Longterm and irls are still always welcome to call me mika since I go by that irl and blake is fine too but I wanna lean more into vex for a bit at least and see how I like it
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Ok hi I’m going to try out going by vex I think.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I love this creature
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry the name vex is now calling to me like the green goblin mask
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
would u guys still like me if i changed my name...again.,.......
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Picked up one of vex’s echo logs in borderlands 4 and was literally fuckign SPEECHLESS and gobsmacked bc why is she actually just like me. My friend is now threatening to find another vex echo log every time he’s mad at me
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
im so happy my irl is moving back to the area soon i miss her so bad 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
i get to see freddy fast bear next week
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
GLAD IT WENT WELL I too had my gallbladder removed. Twins 💕
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the fact that she is a big movie buff. Also that she literally got her siren powers from working Black Friday at a store and couldn’t handle it. Also that she is goth. Also that she hates everyone except her kitty cat.
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
playing vex and it feels like they went into my brain and made a Character specifically for me 😭 -witch themed (also vampire and reaper themed) -can summon a giant kitty cat named trouble (bubble bubble toil and trouble) (you can pet it and it rolls around) -calls cat bubs (what my dad calls me LOL)
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
My friends and I haven’t made it super far in story wise cause we’ve spent so much time messing around with everything else 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been SUPER into borderlands since I was younger but I have been really disappointed with a lot of stuff they’ve done with the franchise and also I am not fond of gearbox but 4 has been super fun and they made A LOT of qol and mechanical changes that make it so much more enjoyable!
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Guys I regret to inform you that bordelands 4 is really fucking good
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so sorry Doug i hope your mom will be okay, im here if you need anything
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
MEEEE I actually almost went to one of his shows when I went to Vegas a couple years back but they were so expensive 😭 and we had a lot of plans already
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I USED TO PRETEND I WAS MARRIED TO HIM WHEN I WAS LIKW 7 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to schedule feed the cats like 1/2 a cup two times a day each but then Lucifer started throwing tantrums constantly throwing stuff around cause he wants food so bad so now we feed them when Lucifer demands through the day but like less than 1/4 of a cup I wanna say about 5 times a day LOL
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
PETE?
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
im so mad right now
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it still my birthday too
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
It’s crazy to think how isolated I was like two years ago bc of a shitty friendship making me too miserable to want to interact with other people and now I hang out with my amazing friends almost every day 😭
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
I got more teeth for my teeth jar
jaida (@anarchyasf.com) reposted
Went to ihop drunk at 4am and asked them to make the pancakes Evil. Maybe one of the best escapades I’ve Ever been on LMFAOOOOO
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
perfect
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
i need to chew on my friends
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
we were goin so fast
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
All oomf had to say was “I didn’t even know you had tattoos there” LMAO
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social)
Got booty shorts today and damn they weren’t lying this shit is booty shorts
🩸vex🩸 (@femmevampire.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so sorry
wolfy (@amblypygi.bsky.social) reposted
will: and heres the thing about flumbo
wolfy (@amblypygi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
will: hes so hood at rhyming blake: he hasnt done anything will: he RHYOME!
wolfy (@amblypygi.bsky.social) reposted
will (drunk) (about beetlehouse performer who hasn't started performing yet): hes so talented blake (drunk): he hasnt done anything yet