I got a new keychain
Local trans woman seeks apotheosis. 30, she/her.
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I got a new keychain
Nothing is stopping you from putting a stuffed olive toothpick skewer through your sandwich half. It's not just for cartoons, it can be real, it can happen to you.
Teto!! #art #teto #kasaneteto #重音テト
Democrats seem to believe the lies republicans say about them.
Doom #Homestuck
PAUSE DA FUCKIN JACKBOXTV GAME, DIS GUY'S RETWEETING TORIEL HENTAI DURING JOBJOB
paypal doesn't even care about porn they just want another reason to close people's accounts so that the money inside legally belongs to them
Sustenance - Daily 953
"this was a murder..." "how can you tell" "no fingerprints on the door handles" "so?" "that means someone cleaned them"
At least Shout is trying to work around this as much as possible.
Why do people give lizard characters boobs?
Haven’t drawn her or used aesprite in a minute
Fulfilling my CLE requirements with a class on traffic stops and did you know that reading this post is consent to a search and also not reading this post is suspicious and thus probable cause for a search and in fact you should have already stopped so you are fleeing so lethal force is okay.
"hey it's me Donald Trump"
new outfit/clothes idk if they fit well what do y'all think?
fucking help me im so. high. is this real . i cant stop laughing at it
I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
a fearsome and deadly beast!!! aaaah!!
bunny suit action Salem (HE/HIM) 🐇💥🗡️🏳️⚧️
hey rent's due and im short $500 anything and everything helps
I associate the flavor of bubble gum with "thing you should never swallow" so seeing this made me gag
F tier: Kingsoul. C'mon. This is like walking around without a name just because your dad didn't give you one.
C tier: Grimmchild. You're working on the wrong perpetual ritual of sacrifice, at the very least. D tier: Defender's Crest. Maybe higher beings shouldn't carry such an odor, but everybody loves and respects Ogrim.
B tier: Grubberfly's Elgy. A biting reminder of your dad's "sacrifice for the greater good" by way of inversion. He might spin it as how much work you (and by extension, himself) put into helping the common folk.
A tier: Hiveblood. Similar to Shape of Unn in that you're covering your pure form with some outside power. But dad will give you some leeway on it since it's a prize of conquest; which he can relate to.
Hollow Knight charm tier list based on how much you hate your dad S tier: Shape of Unn. Not only is it a boon from a rival god to your dad, you even tarnish the vessel he designed while using it. Hollownest equivilent of pentagram earrings.
windows 12 will not function if the device its running on doesn't have a functioning camera
Some Trigun fights are like Jojo but that's because Vash doesn't want to DBZ everybody. One Piece... does all three of these at different points.
western media spent idk like 20 years fearmongering about china's Social Credit System (which doesn't even work the way most ppl think it does anyway) only for the US and UK to legally implement actual orwellian laws because it doesn't like you having free access to the ahegao tags on gelbooru
Probably a character flaw but I suddenly get super into burning the US flag as soon as someone starts talking about making that illegal
Going to tease the wig out more for volume and make proper bangs. bsky.app/profile/milp...
Most spins on the Jekyll/Hyde story tend to leave out the part where they're the same person. It's not possession. It's not a demon taking over his body. The good Dr. Jekyll is beating women to death and making up a pseudonym to get away with it.
If you're in the national guard I encourage you to sabotage as much equipment as possible
The Japan-only Cowboy Bebop game for PS2 has just been fan translated by SONICMAN69.
since Bluesky is chock full of Newsom-stan-bots insisting that "Dems should compromise on trans issues", I will re-up my November essay about why this is not only immoral & unempirical, but BAD POLITICS. Dems WILL LOSE if they do this, here's why (no paywall): juliaserano.medium.com/should-democ...
Midwest grindr
of course there are a few notable exceptions but the answer to “what order should i read/watch/play this series in?” is almost always “order of release.” they didn’t release them in that order by accident
I'm very sick of modern Fujoshi ignoring Fujo history. They haven't even heard of some of the most classic and important pieces of BL history like Crash Twinsanity or Bulletstorm.
One of those life lessons nobody bothers to teach is that the vast majority of people do not want somebody who does everything they ask and refrains from acting otherwise.
The AI yes-man chatbot was conceived by a guy who really liked but didn't understand Rei Ayanami
this poetry shit is easy
#art #digitalart #vtuber #VtuberEN #smallstreamer #artmoots #smallartist
Vamp Girl Revamped
and with two medium white onions, 5 strips of bacon, and the virtue of patience on my side, i have created this
“Has anyone ever told you you look like [famous person who’s not even cute]?”
Oopsie Please join the Patreon: patreon.com/Galactabee
It warms my heart to go to the thrift store and see that they still haven't sold the harry potter dvds that got donated like a year ago
it's so fucking weird as someone who grew up in the 00s seeing the internet now because it's like they put up miles of safety rails in the middle of everything for 25 years and then dumped all the children directly into radioactive waste
flamingos aren't naturally radioactive they just turn that way from eating the wal mart shrimp
let your haters become taters in the chip bag of success
it's inhumane to split sprites up into individual image files frame by frame. they need to be in a sprite sheet to thrive
Oh my god she tried the “I’m just a little guy” defense.
Goth Tessa, trying new outfits today C0mm for @azerkit.bsky.social
So far the best forum signature I've seen on the new homestuck forums is "Hot metal looks like cold metal but feels different."
knew I'd draw the Gunsmith Bitch the moment she was shown to me
this is legitimately good advice. sleep on that shit. don’t make choices or conclusions till morning
I’m going to make this a video at some point but I’m saying this here and being done because it’s honestly just angering and scaring and frustrating me.
Alien: Where did the alien come from? Impossible to say. Kind of unsettling to think about. Every cunt who's touched this series in the last two decades: what if XX121 was a bio weapon made by ancient aliens (who also made jesus) but also by an android and what if it was on Earth before LV 426 and
Yeah.
the people have spoke and thousand arms is already teaching me so much about girls
RADIOACTIVE SRIMP>>>>>>>??????
im always saying this
Dog Pill!!
great, the surgeon fucked up and gave me a chronovagina instead of a neovagina and now i gotta do time dilation
Jane Crocker doodle page <3 #homestuck #JaneCrocker
im washed, lucy looks cool in game #ggst #uniburi #bridgetbrigade
drew this forever ago
You'd think the number of times I bemoaned my "rectangle-shaped head" in high school would have been a sign
me n my buddies were about to do an EVIL curated bundle a couple days ago, but it took us a few to set this up instead. theres no payment involved now, just promoting EVIL scary sexy games click the link for a full description and get your hands on all the deleted games thatsvnclub.neocities.org
its terrible comic day so heres my recurring fantasy that isn't horny: a sword that just keeps going
it's big fancy hours time (art by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social )
(praying) please have the DC cops and federal troops start firing on each other
Handsy warmup
i got haircut!
The curls are so adorable!
generals gathered in their masses / just like witches with fat asses
I absolutely hate how leftist/progressive discourse has just embraced 'lol cow' bullshit. No, you are not 'holding to account' Pirate Software, James Somerton or Chuck Wendig, you are obsessing over a person that already took their oats. Move on. Live a life. Be fucking normal.
Big. Valve just stated “one of PayPal’s acquiring banks decided to stop processing any Steam transactions” due to content “related to what we’ve previously commented on surrounding Mastercard” Time to start calling paypros’ banks www.rockpapershotgun.com/valve-explai...
Developer accidentally names game “Crap Dungeon” on Japanese Steam store in apparent localization mishap "Please give our game a try, I’m hoping it’s not actually crap” automaton-media.com/en/news/deve...
bringing this one back
If you use Firefox: Go into Settings, in the search bar type "Sidebar" and select "Show Sidebar." At the bottom of the sidebar, click "Customize Sidebar" (the little gear icon) and un-check the "AI Chatbot" box.
more ASA & YORU
As part of their Universes Beyond series, Wizards of the Coast today have announced the new Beavis and Butthead themed set "Rise Of Cornholio."
I’ve hired this Sine and Cosine to dox my location.
been cooking a lot lately
Gonna be honest, I do reference this one from time to time.
See the dems just kill people who have that kind of dirt on them.
happy tgirl tummy Tuesday!
old comic I keep thinking about lately
Don't mind me, just need to run a deep dive on your account to make sure this isn't vagueing about my virtual liege lord specifically.