Side note: I say "officially licensed" here in quotes because the system itself is open-source and royalty-free. There is no way to actually officially license it.
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Side note: I say "officially licensed" here in quotes because the system itself is open-source and royalty-free. There is no way to actually officially license it.
Bought a copy of The Infinite Board Game, an "officially licensed" Piecepack set. Interestingly, despite both the official Piecepack standard and the back of the box saying there's only supposed to be one set of dice, mine came with three. Better too many than not enough, I suppose!
Little known fact: WSL does *not* stand for "Windows Subsystem for Linux", it actually stands for WeaSeL
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"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
Stoats in media are rare, but what is almost unheard of are fictional stoats that change coats across the seasons. They are either permanently in summer or (more often) winter. Okojo-San is a very notable exception
i love going on internet and reading writers for important news publications fail at messaging that is handled adroitly and without much fuss from like. furries. please just put furries in charge
// tentacle inflation turns out the BLUE BURSTERS got their name for a reason >w< an AMAZING YCH I got from @the-narutoshi.bsky.social a few years back! I've got a big craving for tentacleflation rn, and im really hoping to get more of it soon 🥴
Also he can turn himself into goo and when he does he looks like this
Did you know that there's a labor union for pooltoys? They call themselves the International Sqrrrkers of the World
belh
[to the tune of Don't Forget] When you're walking back to class After pooping in the sink And your greatest achievement is Wario Land 4
Yooooo long time no see
noticing how every maga hat moves back to twitter after enough time because nobody fucking wants them here that's good btw. fuck off back to the hitler site and talk about how much you hate black people away from us
They say stress is the silent killer, which is precisely why it's corporate America's preferred method to kill their workers with
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
He’s challenging the ubiquity of the system that has made rich politicians rich for decades. It is a revolutionary act to say “it doesn’t have to be this way, and I have no interest in running it this way.” Quite founding father like. They HATE it.
WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT AND PAYMENT PROCESSORS STILL AREN'T BACKING DOWN. WE HAVE NOT WON YET.
I hear that if you're interested in working for HeadOn, you can apply directly to the forehead
I heard a theory once that Jesus was a fictional entity invented by the Romans to disrupt the Jews. Just fringe bullshit, obviously, but if it were true... man, that sure backfired on the Romans huh
Congratulations to Hawlucha for being the first non-mythical Gen 6 Pokémon to get a Mega Goodra next :3
I was planning to remake this with new information, but almost all of these routes are now dangerous dead ends
Inky reminds the other ghosts why his nickname in college was "Thundercock"
all mobile UI is like this
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
Pac-Man prepares to challenge Gigantamax Pinky in a Max Raid Battle
I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes. Just thought I’d mention that
Here's the deal with "civil debate" about trans rights ... there isn't one.
there is no civil debate.
I made a board game using the Piecepack system! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
I remember there used to be a google doc with them all
Gonna start quoting sections of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights like they're bible verses
That said, I wouldn't be surprised if they answered "0%" instead
The CFART, if you will
I sell cell phones. My desk is right across from a cabinet where we keep iPhone accessories. When I first started at this job back in 2023 it was $5.88 for a standard case and $10.88 for a tempered-glass one. I literally WATCHED them increase the price to $6.48 and $11.48, respectively.
Bonus picture of the sideways room because this one has more aura to it
Ooof
I'm so colorful that even my shadow is a rainbow
SHLOOMPH I wanted to look like I was falling through the upper pipe with some motion blur, but my feet hit the ground too early I guess
They had this kaleidoscope tube there and I put my jacket up against it Long story short I have a new wallpaper now
You've been hit by You've been struck by A liminal criminal
If you fall up, just pick yourself down
Went to the Museum of Illusions today
Dude I've been trying to help a friend recover their Google account lately and I swear to god there is absolutely NO way to talk to someone from Google directly It SUCKS
The very first computer game I have any memory of playing was Bejeweled 2 on my mom's HP computer running Windows XP. Sleek translucent plastic, lots of curves, the screen made a nice sort of clicking noise when it powered on... simpler times, man.
Tahoma font so it looks like Windows XP
🐌 Slug.. if she was peoples (I am the slug yes).. : ] c
my comm queues full and my bike tire just broke im just gonna ask for money cause I can't take on any more comm work ko-fi.com/darekit be generous if you wanna I don't really need it need it but it would be nice
Reinflate Every Goomba You've Flattened. And Give Back the Coin
LOL
If you see this, post a tower or structure. Don't be racist!
If the outermost finger on your hand is the pinky finger, which one is the blinky, inky and clyde finger(s)
North america has been built on genocide, pillaging, slavery and the whole destruction of many cultures When you point it out to white americans, they just go "lol get over it" or shit like "well they got conquered lol" Meanwhile they lose their shit when a restaurant changes their logo
"view full thread" remains the funniest part of this website
![a truncated bluesky thread. Ripperoni @ripperoni.com • 19h You ever think about how we just kept killer whales as amusement park attractions for years? [view full thread button, indicating missing thread posts] Charlotte replying to Katie about something we can't see, under ripperoni's thread: depends on the porn site](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pzvko3dvcjbysqakwci3t3gf/bafkreiajb76mdnind4opb3oylep3otqdrhytlrn3p7fncdtos3l6wj7nvm@jpeg "Click to view full size")
additionally: 1: this is dogshit to do to people with anxiety. if you aren't around to immediately respond, depending on how you word it it can stress people the fuck out 2: tbh I rarely respond to just "hi" like sry but tell me what you want especially if I didn't give you my contact info myself
The phrase "decay exists as an extant form of life" has always sounded weird to me because "extant" on its own already means "existent"
I love our town fair day, but there's always one violent idiot who has to ruin it for everyone, trundling around making threats.
DRIVINGINMYCAR COKEISWHATITAKE HEYTHATBUMP ISSHAPEDLIKEASNAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Art by @diapooltoydrgn.bsky.social
Just a periodic reminder that it's a good idea to bookmark your favorite artists' sites, sign up for their newsletters, and follow them everywhere you can. (My links are in my profile & pinned post!). Because of the current climate of censorship you never know where we'll get kicked off of next.
Drop a ref and I’ll [pixelization beam] you
Who better to pixelize than someone who's already pixelated?
If you have any questions for someone, ask! :) You will get an answer to your question faster and even save time 💙
I don't know why "I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" gives me the same vibe as "I got my first lobotomy at Claire's".
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
bigotry is essential to the creation of a scapegoat for fascists, in 1917, for the turks, it was the armenians. in 1940s germany, it was jews and communists. scapegoating makes it easier for fascists to invent problems, then "solve them." bigotry is the most efficient way to do this.
When innocent children have an adult screaming at them that they are wicked and evil, that they do not have the right to live their own lives, and that they deserve to suffer a terrifying punishment, it’s not child abuse. It’s a fundamentalist church service.
Mark Robinson was the one who said he was a black Nazi on Pornhub, yeah?
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Cabunga
Richest cat in history call him nyansa mewsa
Thinking about just how much of a glow-up they gave the Re-PAC 2 logo compared to Re-PAC 1 Like seriously this isn't even fucking comparable
"purity politics!" "leftist infighting!" what I'm hearing from Gavin Newsom is that he's going to imprison and criminalize homeless people (many of whom share my mental illness) and he thinks my best friend is an inscrutable freak who doesn't deserve rights. fuck yeah I'm going to leftistly right it
Oh! My! What's this?! How very naughty! It'd be terrible if too many people happened to see this... 😯🫢😏 www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184...
this singular incredibles gif has completely altered our friend group's humor and I literally can't even explain why, you just have to take my word for it
update it has only gotten worse
mentally i am here AHHHHHH im gonna go throw myself at a wall brb
I'm suing these guys for false advertising. Not a single fuckin one of these markers is olo-colored
1. This is awesome! 2. I'm suing the marker company for false advertising, none of these markers are olo-colored >:(((
Send me rockruff pics
One of the biggest cultural issues we have is that no major media or journalistic institutions have been reinforcing norms of what things *should* look like. That corruption isn’t normal, that cronyism isn’t normal, that lies and scandals should be punished, that incompetence is disqualifying.
🎶 Mx. Kris, I have an ideaaa~ 🎵
Even as my life keeps floating in the sky, I know you'll reach out and grab the I
It gets knocked down, but it gets up again, you're never gonna keep it down
“AMPERSERPENT” #blockprint #traditionalart #art #pluralsky #DIDsky #DIDsystem
Oh shit it's the D&D logo
we need to flood their feedback form demanding they don’t censor. This includes things that make you feel personally uncomfortable and things do not like. It’s always “the degenerates” first, then everything else, all queer people, all queer art, is deemed degenerate. Do NOT fall for this.
there's never going to be a social media platform ever again where I can unleash something like this upon the marketplace of ideas
