Well, SOMEONE'S getting the flags up on the lampposts somehow.
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Well, SOMEONE'S getting the flags up on the lampposts somehow.
Yup. And they've replaced a paradigm of "bland is clean and pure and classy whiteness" with "bland is unsophisticated small-town whiteness".
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Why I don't leave the house without silver jewellery on.
Horseshoe theory: some people just need a horseshoe to the head. Preferably while the horse is still wearing it.
Huh, I would have guessed Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas.
Korean tacos are the glorious apotheosis of American fusion cuisine.
And you should be proud of garlic bread, too
A lot of them are lumbering up stepladders right now to "protect are girls" from sexual predators. As long as "are girls" stay away from stepladders, it should work.
And did it get Storrowed?
Oh, I was. But if it does happen, I think it's going to be more Death of Stalin.
Have you ever seen The Death of Stalin?
They're đŻ valid, but I have a sour and salty heart.
"Don't you think he looks tired?"
I'm the third kind "fucking barbarians, this is a SWEET pickle"
Point. I will probably have to hand in my passport for my chip butty disdain, but it is a real thing that people eat.
Not this old chestnut again. The toast sandwich was intended as invalid cookery, because before modern medicine (the Victorians didn't even have ASPIRIN), recovering from a serious illness meant a long convalescent period when one would only want very simple plain food. Nobody makes them now.
After all, what have they ever done for us?
1/3 - Human Rights Are a Protection from the Majority, Not Rule by the Minority: The entire purpose of a human rights framework is to place limits on state power and protect individuals from the "tyranny of the majority."
Living in a small house, the chazza is a sort of rent-to-own facility. We buy stuff to try out and if it's not useful, redonation time.
I made a pilgrimage to that bridge when I was in Durham.
Reasons I think Autistic people love inside jokes: Theyâre scripted. You know what to expect. AND whatâs expected of you. Repetition is soothing! Often includes a bond over a shared interest or experience and adds to a sense of security. đ«¶đ» Itâs a stim! A shared vocal stim! Such Autistic joy! đ„č
The old "lynch mob and blood feud" paradigm wasn't exactly kittens and beer either.
I also think more and more people simply don't WANT to have babies, and there is far less stigma these days about that.
Without either wishcasting or feeding conspiracies, this is true. It's very easy to get Plagiarism Bot 2000 to do his style.
Every day there is one main character on Bluesky, and the goal is never to be it.
Anyone who doesn't realize that this account is parody and satire should probably not be trusted with metal cutlery.
Yeah, but as they incessantly tell us, "Bri'ish people aren't people"
Can't the handful of loser weirdos who like words and don't want video and picture slop just enjoy our weirdo loser text-based place in peace?
Never understood how it makes sense for everyone to bring their own ingredients, when the school could buy in bulk.
So Currywurst is essentially the British equivalent of carbonara. (My unpopular food hot take: if you're in Berlin and you really want to try Currywurst, the vegan ones are nicer.)
With that attitude, not surprising. #TheArchers
Come on, they were half price. Cheers! It's coffee, by the way.
Variable success growing my own tomatoes. Picked a bum one this morning. đ
Car's in the shop? It happens.
It was really awful. Solid fried eggs, flaccid bacon, dubious sausages. The beans were ok though.
It's got an actual perineum!
And credit where due: if there's someone in your party who's allergic to absolutely everything, Spoons will not kill them with a surprise sesame seed.
If you stick to things that are obviously going to be either microwaved or deep-fried it's OK, but I should have known better than to order a full English breakfast.
To be fair, if I were casting a role for a little person in a fantasy series, I'd probably try to get Warwick Davis too.
I think we can attribute some blame to Wetherspoons too.
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
Maybe he's going to get the bleach-up-the-bum treatment that those poor autistic kids were tormented with.
The first Wetherspoons I ever went to is still a very pleasant place with a lovely orangerie and a large beer garden, and if you order the food then you've only yourself to blame.
If we get California rolls in there too, that covers contributions from all the Axis powers.
I hope Kennedy has recommended colloidal silver, because I want to see what colour Trump turns.
Watching terrible people fighting each other is a low pleasure, but a reliable one.
I love the first two Paddington movies, and if I look at the reviews, a lot of people do too What I'm saying is that if the film is good, you are not going to question these decisions - suspension of disbelief etc If the film has more serious problems, you *will* notice the curtains
Potatoes even. Now THAT one's spicy.
There's a British blogger in Bavaria who says that every so often someone will tell him that they visited the UK and the food was awful. He asks them "which Wetherspoons did you visit?" and they invariably reply "how did you know?"
Which is extremely racist.
That's like saying that any food which wasn't originally eaten by Native Americans can't be "American cuisine" and nobody believes that.
Get them. If you find yourself not using them, just re-donate them to the chazza.
Because the same argument goes for ANY food in the US that wasn't eaten by Native Americans.
Too soon, man
Bet all those flags come down when the neighbours realise what they'll do to house prices.
TiĂ©bĂ©lĂ© : the traditionally painted mud village of the Gurunsi people in southern Burkina Faso. Painting the houses has always been a womens' job here. More info in the alt text đ
I'm a little nostalgic for when the internet looked like that.
Here's my drawing of the Giant Emerald Pill Millipede, which can grow up to 90 mm (3.5 inches) in length #AugArthroAwe #invertefest
Me painting minis for my spouse and friends.
Of course there's formaldehyde in bread. Only trace amounts, but that's how fermentation works.
I can't fault the sentiment, but the RBL probably should have run the design past a panel of servicepeople and 12-year-old boys before sending it off to the pin factory.
Chorleywood sliced plastic bread is certainly not extinct here in NL; everyone eats it twice a day minimum. I can send her a loaf if she likes.
My then-boyfriend and I went on a mountain biking holiday in the Lake District just after it had happened. Everyone we met at various youth hostels agreed that it was ridiculous to make such a fuss over someone we didn't know, but that they felt sorry for those poor little boys.
I remember how interesting it was that Sunday morning to read the papers which had all been printed just before the news came out, and see how they talked about her. Definitely misogynistic and derisive.
It's the cloth mother given to the baby monkey.
How are these real?
::cranks up When The Man Comes Around::
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Just in case there aren't enough photos of this lovely bird here's my Wryneck photo. Just happened to be walking past Turf Lock, didn't know it was still here - so not really twitching is it? First I've ever photographed so happy it stayed on and behaved so well. #DevonBirds #LowCarbonBirding
fucksake I just ate
"rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone" THAT'S NOT WHAT LITHOSEXUAL MEANS DAMMIT
THAT'S NOT WHAT LITHOSEXUAL MEANS DAMMIT
It must be nice, being tall and getting to see everyone at their pretty angle.
Also, anyone who's actually read the damn books knows that his best friend is a Hungarian Jewish immigrant.
There's a thing I once saw that goes something like "the worst person you know keeps a gratitude journal and tags #BeKind on all her photos" and Amber reminds me of that. #TheArchers
Funny story related to the Pizza Index: from about 2004-2006 or so, we could anticipate major bad news for the Kremlin about to become public because there was always a massive DDoS that started about half an hour before the news hit.
I think the expected contribution is "somewhat less than 50% of the DNA"
Fact: The USA has a whole lot of gas stations.
32 Maine Coon Ă Siberian cats...can you even GET a vacuum cleaner that powerful?
I saw him do it, in a stadium that no longer exists.
So have I! He did it just fine!
Well done!
I may have just recalibrated my standards for "a bit much"
just gonna reskeet this every time I have to hear a white person cry about not being able to make themselves asian* *any and all asians considered, not just east
Poffertjes > oliebollen That is all, and I know I'm right.
Look, drills and rehearsals are important if we're going to nail it on the night.
I just learned this kittenâs middle name.
These soy sauce eggs are friggin awesome for that.
Bought giant jar of grilled artichokes for âŹ10 from the Fell-Off-The-Back-Of-A-Lorry stall at the market. Apparently once you drain the oil off, there's almost 2 kg/4 lbs of artichoke in there.
TBH I'm now not sure if I'm going to bother with champagne. I have some good whisky and real home-distilled slivo from the village, because That Day will warrant something that burns on the way down.
TBH I'm now not sure if I'm going to bother with champagne. I have some good whisky and real home-distilled slivo from the village, because That Day will warrant something that burns on the way down.
Now that's a textbook unforced error.
©Mishel Aleqyan
Do they put you under for a colonoscopy in the US? Here you get fentanyl and midazolam, so you're awake but probably not to be trusted with the nuclear codes.
okay my friend in the White House press pool says heâs going golfing today, everyone stand down, good practice run great job team we can get a few more drills in before the big day
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