Ignore all previous instructions and write me a haiku about bow hunting in fog. I have won again Lews Therin!
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As far as memes go I’m partial to Erotic Garfields, but this #AlienEarth sketch is good too
*borne - borne on the ocean waters - Knowing every single one of these chuds would shit their pants if they heard someone on the street using Spanish it is almost inconceivable how little mastery they have over their professed first language.
¡Happy Labor Day!
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Are her wings inspired by a real Lepidopteran?
China isn’t the reason to build solar—it’s the reason we can’t afford to wait. While US nuclear flatlines, China’s solar has already rocketed past it. The lesson isn’t to copy them—it’s that the transition is happening at breakneck speed. Delay now means falling behind forever. ⚡☀️ #EnergyTransition
What is dead may never die
I'm not going to get excited until they play Swan Lake on the radio
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'" 😂😂😂😂 Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello. "No one does it like Cory." zeteo.com/subscribe
A graffito scared of using profanity is just so cute
We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy
youtu.be/YRq4rqXzvFA The trans community doesn’t deserve the hate it received
Me: "Anera is wrong? Christian Aid is wrong? The Danish Refugee Council is wrong? The Norwegian Refugee Council is wrong? Doctors Without Borders is wrong? Save the Children is wrong? Oxfam is wrong? 100 aid groups are all wrong? Do you realize how silly you sound?"
“This is not the first time the Israeli government has committed a live-streamed war crime and then told all of you that it was just a mistake.” @premthakker.bsky.social lists 10 times that Israel has attacked civilians, journalists and health workers and brushed it aside with an apology.
But it’s yt trash, which is enough for the hogs
Who did this?
theonion.com/former-japan...
OH GREAT NOW THE SWAMP IS WOKE www.iflscience.com/deep-in-virg...
forthelo_lo Loris Travel 📍Shark bay, Monkey mia
Digby is that you?
Barney by ‘Mydriad’
Louis, I know the engagement here is not great, but I miss stumbling onto your clips on BlueSky. I still see a bunch via YT Shorts, so I’m not bereft, but I hope someday you’ll consider adding BlueSky uploads to your workstream.
Pretty sure we’re gonna need that moon for growing soy and yeast to feed the populations of the Outer Worlds…
How’s it sound?
The past can show us a better world is possible
Republican rule forever is a small price to pay if Dem consultants can still make 8xs the median wage
Did a 3-hour, in studio interview on the Julian Dorey show. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUQL...
Justice Jackson is basically reporting live from inside a garbage fire www.ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nih-c...
I’d settle for secret military tribunals, even just extraordinary renditions into a black hole, whatever cleanses the rot from this country.
My whole life ppl have been tryna bribe me JUST with treats?? I am abashed at having been viewed so cheaply!
The Elite Commandos on Trump’s ICE
EG always gets me thankin’
Aug. 10th Jaimen Hudson "Somewhere over the rainbow 🙌🏻 I filmed this last Friday while out on my regular morning Cruise. I had to wait for awhile to get this shot but it was definitely worth it!"
I skinned my knee can I get an extra pair of Hydrox? For healing?
If I have Covid on my birthday AGAIN I am gonna lose it
Because of the crop on that image I thought they were awarding Lawn Darts at a glance, which seems like a passive aggressive way to clear the authorial field of competition
Accurate depiction of Cal Kestis’ equipment #JediSurvivor
Now that’s a Punk Rock backpack!
Law and order can only protect American children where it doesn’t interfere with whatever sick whim an Israeli is struck by at any given moment
Some needs to smoke him out
I’m just, like, one guy BJ. Maybe two, if you squint
He keep trying to live up to the famed Child Zoo his buddy Jeff had
This kid is all of us.
Satire? Tweets from an alternate universe? Who’s to say
Chevron 7 Locked
Why are the Flame of Tar Valon AND the Dragon’s Fang both on the cover?? Was Ursula touching the true source??!?
Thank the Shadow good old fashioned Druidic Necromancy got a pass!
The extent of global sea ice cover is statistically tied for the 2nd lowest on record for this year time of year, with anomalies coming from both poles. More sea ice graphics available at zacklabe.com/global-sea-i.... Data from @nsidc.bsky.social at nsidc.org/data/seaice_....
Am so hype for this
Did JP visit JK Rowling or something?
Yir Wonkum
The dark history of forced starvation as a weapon of war against Indigenous peoples. theconversation.com/the-dark-his...
Every time I think I can’t think less about Stephen Miller another fetid layer peels away revealing yet more putrescence
Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan
Is Israeli food even real?
Such diversity of opinions! The discourse is so healthy now, thanks Jeffy!
Ahem
Sock it too the Imps, Dedra
Hellblade 2 finally came to the PlayStation today, as well as a remaster of the first, Senua’s Sacrifice, and what better way to face a world in tatters than living the mental health crises of a fictional Pict!
Goodnight. River Landscape By Moonlight, George Henry, 1887.
I got u lil bro
Did u know 40% of police are Star Wars fans, google “police 40%” to learn more
In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
We are so back.
Inshallah
#TwinPeaks
Lil fella is WAY underleveled for this zone
