Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) / Redsky

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Know wai!!! Critta Iz haz two talkink two becuz ov tha attacs, butt Estar tha kitteh ov tha ma's hart!

2/9/2025, 2:27:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

yuoze an MANN catte!

2/9/2025, 2:15:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuoze iz tha MANN Auggie.

2/9/2025, 2:10:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

auggiethebeck.bsky.social (@auggiethebeck.bsky.social) reposted

Iz did mai skircke jus cause and luk at all mai pawesome frens. Luvs all of youse. An Im honored mai numero uno iz tha grate @flashtastic.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 1:56:06 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

skircle.me

2/9/2025, 1:38:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Numbra won iz ma buddi @auggiethebeck.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 1:20:05 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

$3200!

2/9/2025, 1:00:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social)

Oaghe Ma Doggo! Flim Flam Critta #2 on tha ma's skircle! (Oh My Dog! The film critter is #2 on my skircle!) #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #plundercats

2/9/2025, 12:48:53 AM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

ALL MY MONIES on RUM

2/9/2025, 12:35:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tank tha yuoze Gorge!

2/9/2025, 12:31:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

itself

2/9/2025, 12:28:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Pass

2/9/2025, 12:23:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Thiz gud two no. Iz tri befur sharink wif Estar.

2/9/2025, 12:23:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

cheetah

2/9/2025, 12:17:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

seeds

2/9/2025, 12:11:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Apples!

2/9/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Days

2/9/2025, 12:00:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Oaghe! Iz was know esspektink thiz. Shuld Iz know eetink?

1/9/2025, 11:53:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Shadow (@shadow-at-home.bsky.social) reposted

Today is Egg Chair Sunday! Thanks to the #plundercats crew, I have everything I need for a relaxing day. 🖤 #EggChairSunday #Cats #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky

A black cat lying in her egg chair on top of a bundle of nana phones. 🍌

31/8/2025, 11:02:21 AM | 78 2 | View on Bluesky | view

curious george (@curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

yuoze welcomb flash. aye onit lyke an kar bonnit . . .

A black cat, wearing round spectacles, naturally, sits by his microscope

1/9/2025, 11:12:13 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 11:03:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

tank tha yuoze gorge.

1/9/2025, 11:02:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz okei. Habben two tha bess ov tha uzzes sombtymbs.

1/9/2025, 11:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Oaghe! Iz Flash! Butt Iz bett Flandy agreeink.

1/9/2025, 10:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz an teribabel singar. May bee wen Toes getz bacc frum vacayshun shez can leed tha uzzes?

1/9/2025, 10:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuoze shul knot bye aminals. Theez boiz shuld chanj namb two pett adopbshun bois.

1/9/2025, 10:42:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

ItsFlanoy (@itsflanoy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a grey tabby cat in a hot dog costume says “ we’re all trying to find the guy who did this”

1/9/2025, 6:15:05 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

@curiouscatgeorge.bsky.social Iz knead somb tesstink heer pleez!

1/9/2025, 10:21:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Gilty!!!

1/9/2025, 10:05:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Oaghe yaz. Wez loose tha u doun heer !

1/9/2025, 6:40:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Know wai

1/9/2025, 6:40:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuoze alzo haz labor dai? Orr sumtink elz?

1/9/2025, 6:36:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social)

Critta beink supra nise laytli. Iz suspishus.

1/9/2025, 6:34:14 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Oaghe. Iz tha ma dreemink orr thiz reel?

1/9/2025, 6:05:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

All The Cats (@all-the-cats.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

E: i preciade yuods. Heres sum chimken. N we nap. ❤️❤️

1/9/2025, 6:04:13 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tanks!

1/9/2025, 5:48:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Oaghe wow. Tanks Peyton

1/9/2025, 5:48:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tanks!

1/9/2025, 5:47:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tank tha yuoze

1/9/2025, 5:47:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha. Yazzz. Tha yuoze rite!

1/9/2025, 5:46:54 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Yazzz tank tha yuoze

1/9/2025, 5:46:13 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tank tha yuoze Auggie

1/9/2025, 5:45:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

auggiethebeck.bsky.social (@auggiethebeck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hear youse go mai fren!

Treats for a ginger cat on his special dai

1/9/2025, 4:43:29 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Frum tha yuoze Iz onli assebt staeks.

1/9/2025, 4:28:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 4:25:48 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz new onse theyz sawdt thiz broosdt nana theyz wuld giff inn two alle ov aur demans.

1/9/2025, 4:24:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Yazzzz!

1/9/2025, 4:21:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Thiz larjess kidden Iz eba sawdt!

1/9/2025, 4:20:46 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Orr may bee spray cadnibb sprai on somb tishoo papras?

1/9/2025, 4:20:19 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

auggiethebeck.bsky.social (@auggiethebeck.bsky.social) reposted

Feelin a liddel wyld dis morning.

A white cat playing with his silvervine paper. O the floor.

1/9/2025, 2:52:15 PM | 262 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz canne sea y McQ kneadink two maek hiz owne toi.

1/9/2025, 4:18:19 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

💙 (@flyhappycat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

We abbreshiate you!

1/9/2025, 4:15:44 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

yuoze tha bess Habbee!

1/9/2025, 4:17:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Thiz kin ov lifink condishuns viobilashun ov treati onn kitteh rites!

1/9/2025, 4:10:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Know shur bowt McQ butt Iz pretti shur Gon'zo iz veectim ov entrabmendt skeem. Hellocobber shelv two eesy two aksess. Suspishus.

1/9/2025, 4:09:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dagmar Faye (@dagmarfaye.bsky.social) reposted

#LiveBreakingMews #CatsOfBluesky #plundercats @flashtastic.bsky.social @itsflanoy.bsky.social

Photoshopped screen shot looks like a cable news broadcast with a cat named Tomcat Brokaw in a suit as the anchor. Includes photo of a poorly spelled ransom note with a photo of a bruised banana. Headline reads “Exclusive! Ransom note revealed. Banana phone executives renegotiating Rod Stewart music licenses. Did somebody frame McQueen?”

1/9/2025, 3:27:11 PM | 55 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social)

Iz Ginjie Catte Abbreshiashun Dai! Giff tha ma alle tha treatos NOWE! (It's Ginger Cat Appreciation Day! Give me all the treats NOW!!) #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats

1/9/2025, 4:04:54 PM | 232 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Tortilla (@hurricanetort.bsky.social) reposted

yam veri gentell. ….., an Softe.

31/8/2025, 9:38:42 PM | 54 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz luv tha yuoze Torntiya.

1/9/2025, 1:38:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Bertie. Yuoze habbe iz an holydai????

1/9/2025, 1:27:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Banccc holydai heer!!!

1/9/2025, 1:27:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Habbee birfdai!

1/9/2025, 1:21:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

An supra ajer sumbuddi gud att gettink olde!

1/9/2025, 1:20:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Kicky Sam 49 (+ Charlie 🐾 )🏳️‍🌈 (@kickysam49.com) reposted reply parent

“Dis is becoming too much for the me” - Charlie

1/9/2025, 12:48:02 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Wat yuoze gotz inn tha plaises wez cann know sea?

1/9/2025, 12:35:56 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tha yuoze alzo haz an Kneel Dymin tattwo?

1/9/2025, 12:23:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Bee onn tha lukaut fur tha yuoze 1 milyun toona paimandt.

1/9/2025, 12:19:05 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz cann debinitli sea y peebels mite confoos wif skinn canser.

1/9/2025, 12:17:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz know asg two sea itt.

1/9/2025, 12:12:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Iz bin wif ma ladee sins Iz waz 6, almoss 5 yeers.

1/9/2025, 12:11:34 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Oaghe Scott, ma meowma dewink tha two. Iz hayt itt, butt shez saink Iz knead cleen i's becuz Iz sew handsomb.

1/9/2025, 12:10:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social) reply parent

Howz longee yuoze bin wif tha yuoze momb Scott?

1/9/2025, 12:05:23 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Flash, Secretary of Meats 🍖 🥩 🍗 (@flashtastic.bsky.social)

Timb fur tha uzzes two rilly getz tha guds. Onse BIGG NANA sea thiz notte an tha broosdt nana, evfurribuddi gonna getz 1 milyun toonas, frei romink, an NO ROD! Tomcat Brokaw wheel rebordt soone sew acct fass BIG NANA. @dagmarfaye.bsky.social #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #plundercats