his lil bunny of cuteness🖤
his lil bunny of cuteness🖤
I hope you laughed at least once today
I think I do a pretty good job hiding the fact that I start to get really excited about Halloween in the beginning of September
Skeeters giving that little wave and head nod as they pass each other on the timeline.
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
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beautiful🌻
Taking my ancient ass to bed. ✌🏽
Passed gas is the gas of butt past
THEY'RE NOT STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET… THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, MOM
I prefer "reply people"
“The observed always act differently,” I think to myself, as I languidly stretch out while nude sunbathing in the town square.
sorry for mom posting 5: i’m cupe. that means i’m cute and i poop
I drove myself insane for you, please respond
Sometimes I’m not even really posting I just click random buttons and stuff like this comes out. I have no control over it
welp, it's all downhill from here - me, when the caffeine buzz starts fading
I caught my propensity to self sabotage. Now if I could only find Its cage...
What am I facing this week?? Sunflower season. In the ditches, fields, and decorating this gal’s hair. Beauty soothes the soul today. #fiberart #resilience #womensart #artyear #artquilt #quiltsky #fiberartist #artsky#wayfinding #beauty #sunflowers
I am neither here for a good time or a long time.
Shitpost like no one’s watching.
something clever to wrap this all up into something that’s funny
If I fall and you don’t point and laugh, we can’t be friends.
My life is an open book that requires a secret decoder pen to read.
Why keep your thoughts to yourself when you can traumatise others for free.
*beep beep* all aboard the struggle bus
Black Oystercatchers
thank you😊
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the stare down
i love the unmistakable sound of a skateboard going down the street
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Sometimes we overlook things we shouldn’t because we’re not ready to face hard facts. Sad thing is, delaying the inevitable only makes it worse.
Third base is when I panic-cry in front of you.
One of too much another of not enough might the third be balance? #poetry
pumpkin spice season extends to the cozy universe, too?! well butter my biscuits, happy fall y’all 😎🍂
lil hard shell of vulnerability I be
Stop fucking moping, you silly little cunt—a daily affirmation
*marvin gaye playin in the background 😏🤣🖤
happy🌻
Making extra cheesy vegetable pie for dinner because, as I have recently discovered, cheese is an excellent COVID treatment
Imagine my surprise when I found out that analogy is not the study of anuses
That pit you fell down seems dangerous.. are you OK? Yeah, I’m a Star Wars villain.
Always an angel, never a god.
butterfly is blurred but I still like it🖤
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Show me on this cat calendar the last time you got laid.
And he whispered, ‘I miss you’ … #micropoetry
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I think so, there's been a lot of flying together that's new to me 🤣❤️
yard art 💞🖤🦋
lil butterfly connection in the yard 💞🦋
something in the air today, lots of butterfly pairs in the garden 🤣🖤🦋
Hello half-started project, my old friend
The military best make its stand soon. Otherwise, when this is done, there will be an explosion of JAG officers.
I wanna reach inside my brain and have it out with myself
*holding your hand through it
Happy Labour Day. youtube.com/watch?v=_XN7...
Driftwood texture
Yes, I do need to hear it so I can fully break in two
You can’t heal from what you refuse to mourn. Fuck
talk to the beans 🖤
I had a Labour Day joke but I couldn’t deliver it.
Mike’s Hard Anxietea
wish I may, wish I might
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neighborhood beware, the decor of spooky time is now
Sometimes when I go to like a skeet and fail, it feels like the Universe is looking out for my dignity
Labour Day: The only Monday of the year where the collective national mood isn't "I'd rather be hit by a bus" but "I'd rather be hit by a bus tomorrow.
I don’t care what you were reading -autorefresh
reverse cowgirl so we can play mario kart
some romantic word play 🤣
it's a vibe, join me, baby
open.spotify.com/track/35qwJU...
Concentrates Releases control Shimmers Poof Fuck Still in this timeline
Pumpkin spice in your mfkn grill
“you don’t choose them, they choose you,” I say, talking about mental illnesses
women’s sports is the answer
blah
#bloomscrolling #gardening #sunflower #photography
take your meds, drink your water, and unclench your butthole.
🎶Maybe she jumps real high… maybe it’s a trampoline 🎶
my heart is a dumpster for your fire
What have I become in a season’s passing but a thing that’s run out of becoming.
Hope is punk. I saw this phrase somewhere. I like it.
My posts aren't useless… someone might have a humiliation fetish and that's someone might be me.
Hey someone might like me, you don't know.
Does it count that I dance like no one is watching because no one else is here? Don't tell me.
And a person-sized keyhole leads to another dimension.
I want to live, laugh, smother someone with an inspirational pillow
needs🤣🖤
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very 🎃
Goodnight room Goodnight moon Goodnight masturbating furry.. What the fuck are you doing in my room?
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riding it like a wave, too🤣🤣🤣
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