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Hobbes

@flawedfacade.blacksky.app

nap champion. playstation connoisseur. extra tall corporate barbie. my alter ego was here. 📍DC

created January 28, 2025

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Profile picture NPR (@npr.org) reposted

The change would return the department to a name that it carried for much of its history, until it became the Department of Defense in the wake of World War II.

5/9/2025, 3:35:44 PM | 116 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɴᴊᴀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴀ (@chaclo.blacksky.app) reposted

5/9/2025, 2:54:24 PM | 35 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app)

All these jobs want cover letters. I ask you - WHO is reading this?! Why is a resume not good enough?!

5/9/2025, 3:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACTION Jackson (@jmcmillioniii.bsky.social) reposted

If you think dinner dates are boring, I have news for you that you probably lack personality & have a conversational skill issue...because who isn't, at the minimum, excited to eat?

4/9/2025, 4:22:24 PM | 49 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

🥺 anytime! I’ve been following hedige’s progress for a minute so I’m invested! You showed him all the good the world has to offer, he’s got nothing but happy days to remember you by! 🫶🏾

5/9/2025, 3:32:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

Aww hedgie 😩 he’s living a soft, loved retirement and appreciates you! Take care of yourself!

5/9/2025, 1:59:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Tiny Journalist Friend. (@thewayoftheid.bsky.social) reposted

Unfortunately people won’t care until it happens to someone over at Vanity Fair

5/9/2025, 1:40:17 PM | 27 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cocoa Chaos (@seauxcocoa.bsky.social) reposted

A politician saying DONT send money?????

5/9/2025, 1:23:49 PM | 202 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh D. Stranding 2 On the MD 🏴‍☠️🩺 (@matrixman124.hellthread.vet) reposted

Japan has a word for this:

5/9/2025, 4:44:08 AM | 28 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture akasha 🩸 (@thehorrorhottie.bsky.social) reposted

we going to hell, baby.

5/9/2025, 1:03:40 AM | 11 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pbsimpulse9.bsky.social (@pbsimpulse9.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody getting carted off and somebody got spit on and WE HAVE NOT HAD ONE SNAP OF OFFENSE

5/9/2025, 12:28:00 AM | 112 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doctor Dan (@mumbles-j.bsky.social) reposted

You spit on me and it’s fuck the game. Buddy a coward

5/9/2025, 12:36:31 AM | 18 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

The media is going to frame this as part of the horse race, so I think it is worth noting the actual substance of Pritzker's words -that the federal government is actively planning on destabilizing an American city and endangering its inhabitants as a pretext for a military crackdown- is a BFD.

5/9/2025, 12:19:23 AM | 540 180 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Candy✨ (@labeautenoire3.bsky.social) reposted

NFC EAST HATE IS BACK!!!

5/9/2025, 12:47:02 AM | 29 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gravy Crockett (@bostonjerry.bsky.social) reposted

The irony that there's finally a Kennedy in a national position of power again and he's being completely disavowed and disowned by the state of Massachusetts.

4/9/2025, 7:44:38 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Temu Tisha Campbell (@thatgirlbamz.bsky.social) reposted

Who give a crisp cold fuck what Young Thug likes? Put his ass back in jail. IMMEDIATELY.

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4/9/2025, 7:24:58 PM | 63 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BBQ Man (@deearjay.bsky.social) reposted

A reminder if you in a fantasy football league to make sure you got your lineup in order. You might have a player set to play tonight.

4/9/2025, 2:57:47 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɴᴊᴀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴀ (@chaclo.blacksky.app) reposted

Happy B-Day!!!

4/9/2025, 1:37:01 PM | 12 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

WASHINGTON (AP) — The District of Columbia sues to stop Trump's deployment of the National Guard in Washington.

4/9/2025, 3:02:49 PM | 646 136 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lucius Fox In The Box (@carnegro.bsky.social) reposted

Cause of course www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/w...

4/9/2025, 3:04:23 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted

y'all having husbands is crazy... what all they be doing? do they make you cookies????

3/9/2025, 2:17:34 PM | 323 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture s(pace) j(unk) (@sprayadhesive.bsky.social) reposted

lots of stuff! but most notably,

3/9/2025, 3:31:28 PM | 122 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tommi 💋 (@ilytommi.bsky.social) reposted

I briefly dated a man that humble bragged that every women he’s been with wouldn’t let go and borderline stalked him so I made him fall in love with me then on a random Tuesday told him we shouldn’t see each other anymore. Normalize making men eat their words 😌🤏🏾

4/9/2025, 2:51:33 AM | 13 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PURE/HONEY💚 (@letrice718.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“You’re not like those other girls”

4/9/2025, 5:34:48 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bastylefilegirl (@bastylefilegirl.bsky.social) reposted

The regular degular LDS There is no religion that has its origins so deeply and firmly set into racism (IT’S IN THE TEXT), they also move the goalpost like no other publicly while steal peaching from that side book. All of their strongholds are also hotbeds for White Nationalists. And they are

4/9/2025, 1:00:23 AM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bougie Man La Flare (@ad-renaissance.blacksky.app) reposted

Are people unable to fight against ‘Suavamente’ like some people are unable to fight against ‘Back that Azz Up?’

3/9/2025, 6:30:14 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

when people are determined to be toxic towards you... be hell towards them

3/9/2025, 8:48:39 PM | 178 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

you gone have to go down in your spirit strengthen your resolve... and CUSS THESE FOLKS OUT

3/9/2025, 8:49:34 PM | 104 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Make it a Quote (@miq.moe) reposted reply parent

Generated by Make it a Quote User: solomonmissouri.bsky.social Content: when people are determined to be toxic towards you... be hell towards them
3/9/2025, 9:15:56 PM | 20 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app)

Skyline going up!

4/9/2025, 12:17:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KMJeezy (@kmjeezy.bsky.social) reposted

Jehovah’s Witness ‘cause if it’s only so many seats how you know I wont take yours?

4/9/2025, 12:07:53 AM | 22 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cocoa Chaos (@seauxcocoa.bsky.social) reposted

When you catch a cramp in the middle of your orgasm:

3/9/2025, 12:41:09 PM | 42 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Flight Deal (@theflightdeal.bsky.social) reposted

Iberia: Washington D.C. - Rome, Italy. $473 (Basic Economy) / $673 (Regular Economy). Roundtrip, including all Taxes | #travel For more info: www.theflightdeal.com/b/1PsG .

3/9/2025, 1:24:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

As you should be 😌

3/9/2025, 2:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.

3/9/2025, 4:15:53 AM | 4152 1296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

the reason why you've never seen a president do "this" before ... is because it's illegal

3/9/2025, 12:51:07 PM | 117 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Southern Gothic (@thesuburbanthug.bsky.social) reposted

I refuse to use too much AI or predictive text because I ain’t learn all them damn vocab words and do all them spelling bees for some lil beep boop to steal my thunder.

3/9/2025, 1:23:16 PM | 41 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Oh, I was so close.

3/9/2025, 10:24:47 AM | 4244 877 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture b̲o̲n̲e̲l̲e̲s̲s̲ ̲s̲w̲a̲g̲u̲ (@bigturtle87.bsky.social) reposted

Right because God forbid their 2.4 trillion market capitalization dips 😒

3/9/2025, 1:11:04 PM | 25 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

Absolutely 🫡

3/9/2025, 2:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

*runs to purchase* I can’t wait for this bottle to yell at me 😂

3/9/2025, 2:01:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app)

Good morning everyone! Please join me in wishing @drunknbuddha.bsky.social a very happy birthday!! 🥳🥳

3/9/2025, 1:59:58 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

From this press conference.

2/9/2025, 11:21:57 PM | 830 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.

Photo of Donald trump in a blue suit, white shirt, and patterned tie. A close up of his arm. The fabric is draping strangely.
2/9/2025, 11:21:57 PM | 3869 448 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew (@acunaandrew.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He will not declare martial law until he provokes black folks into taking the streets. And he’s pissed it still hasn’t happened

2/9/2025, 8:01:43 PM | 67 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SoloChills (@solochills.bsky.social) reposted

They asking why a multimillionaire is playing the lottery

2/9/2025, 10:55:59 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

I’ll be kitted out by the morning 🫡 fuck him he doesn’t know wtf he talmbout

2/9/2025, 11:38:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shirley Chisholm (@anickel4thought.bsky.social) reposted

HELLO DO NOT FORGET!!

2/9/2025, 8:59:54 PM | 1 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reuters Legal (@legal.reuters.com) reposted

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission will offer supervisors incentives to leave the agency or to take demotions, according to memos seen by Reuters, the latest in a series of voluntary programs reshaping the agency.

2/9/2025, 9:05:14 PM | 4 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

2/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM | 41411 11057 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Planet Detroit (@planetdetroit.org) reposted

Great Lakes water temperatures are in a new era of extremes, Bridge Michigan reports: planetdetroit.org/2025/09/grea...

2/9/2025, 9:12:33 PM | 9 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Backroad Bill🌴 (@primelikedeion.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes I like to log onto to SoundCloud and "time travel" back to certain years

2/9/2025, 9:14:33 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mik | Graphic Designer + Strategist (@oksoboom.blacksky.app) reposted

When we finally build these guillotines, the traitors are going too.

2/9/2025, 9:15:52 PM | 29 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pritzker: "Unidentifiable agents in unmarked vehicles with masks are planning to raid Latino communities and say they're targeting violent criminals."

2/9/2025, 8:15:18 PM | 2299 468 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Gov. JB Pritzker says the Trump administration has sent the Texas National Guard to Great Lakes Naval Base outside Chicago, awaiting orders to deploy to Chicago. Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 8:11:24 PM | 4694 2246 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pritzker again exhorts the news media to tell the truth about what's happening: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal."

2/9/2025, 8:16:38 PM | 3178 552 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one in her job right now but this is a massive moral failure

2/9/2025, 9:11:54 PM | 265 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NPR (@npr.org) reposted

A federal judge ruled against breaking up Google but is barring it from making exclusive deals to make its search engine the default on phones and other devices.

2/9/2025, 9:26:01 PM | 284 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mondy Carrington (@mondycarrington.blacksky.app) reposted

We gonna need a collaboration with big and burnt sandals on this one. 😂😂

2/9/2025, 7:13:27 PM | 30 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

Point him out I will fight him.

2/9/2025, 9:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doctor Dan (@mumbles-j.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 10:34:33 AM | 3 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Davis (@lukealexdavis.co.uk) reposted

“join our discord!” me after joining the discord with 100s of active users and 59 different channels:

2/9/2025, 8:58:04 AM | 76 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zay The 5’6 Giant (@xaviersmith.blacksky.app) reposted

I switch over to Facebook for two seconds and I’m tagged in a post 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2/9/2025, 3:00:11 AM | 59 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ‎جميلة (@whoevenisjah.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 3:10:19 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.

2/9/2025, 5:02:05 AM | 5061 275 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app)

It is what it isssss

2/9/2025, 4:00:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rosegold1736.bsky.social (@rosegold1736.bsky.social) reposted

“I want a love I can trust, touch, and taste…something that lasts.”

2/9/2025, 1:38:36 AM | 31 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ULTRA💀BLAST (@ultrakillblast.bsky.social) reposted

August 31st / September 1st

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31/8/2025, 6:15:09 PM | 514 138 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bad Bitches Love Nujabes (@play-on-verbs.blacksky.app) reposted reply parent

the customer service bots can’t do the job better than a human, they just want to pay a rate that doesn’t require investment in facilities/healthcare/people management. and they’re paying elected officials to let it happen

2/9/2025, 3:26:23 AM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maj (@lif3asmaj.bsky.social) reposted

Meanwhile...at the White House...

2/9/2025, 12:04:44 AM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted

(guy who's about to invent fermentation) nah i bet it's still good

1/9/2025, 3:55:17 PM | 2251 283 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌈Pan_handlin_ass_Tricey😘 (@bettyassme.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 12:12:37 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted

RT if u agree

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1/9/2025, 12:55:35 AM | 575 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

Period! If you can’t go to brunch where the hell can you go?!

1/9/2025, 5:24:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

Every time!!

1/9/2025, 3:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chaos Cherub (@biensur-jetaime.bsky.social) reposted

When men ask how to make new friends or have trouble making new friends I never know how to help bc they can't just walk up to someone and say "You're pretty and we're friends now. Brunch Saturday?" like I do. 99% of my adult friendships begin with getting pretty girls to eat food & drink with me.

1/9/2025, 3:16:56 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AA (@aisforadriene.bsky.social) reposted

A bad bitch.

1/9/2025, 3:01:37 PM | 24 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

thank you! 😊I’ll do my best to deliver 😅

1/9/2025, 3:13:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton

31/8/2025, 1:12:15 AM | 4450 1463 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted

PS5 DualSense Controller (Various Colors) is $49.99 at QVC w/ code WELCOME30 (free shipping - discount code for new accounts only) buff.ly/xUGucKo DualSense Chroma colors $54.99 w/ code WELCOME30 buff.ly/WpnMtlM #ad

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1/9/2025, 2:14:25 PM | 61 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bald-Headed Demon 😈 (@such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app) reposted

that man said he don’t even know if you really have a job. ikdr 😭😭😭😭

1/9/2025, 2:15:50 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app)

Good morning from Mexico City ☺️

issa disheveled Barbie in there
1/9/2025, 2:13:46 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Flight Deal (@theflightdeal.bsky.social) reposted

American: New York - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. $585 (Basic Economy) / $735 (Regular Economy). Roundtrip, including all Taxes | #travel For more info: www.theflightdeal.com/b/1PqS .

1/9/2025, 1:58:28 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɴᴊᴀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴀ (@chaclo.blacksky.app) reposted

1/9/2025, 11:36:54 AM | 129 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wat (@a-wat.bsky.social) reposted

It’s the “US” Open now

1/9/2025, 1:54:40 PM | 14 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AA (@aisforadriene.bsky.social) reposted

1/9/2025, 2:05:57 AM | 10 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arrogant Esquire (@arrogantade.blacksky.app) reposted

A white person better not NEVER use me as an example to lend them credibility after some racist shit. I will release a statement clearing my name.

1/9/2025, 3:24:03 AM | 16 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kellye Burke (@kellyetx.bsky.social) reposted

In summary, the average child sexual predator’s profile is: married, male, white, heterosexual, religious, surrounded by friends and family, and a parent.

30/8/2025, 4:18:24 PM | 781 370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hobbes (@flawedfacade.blacksky.app) reply parent

A sparkling white!

31/8/2025, 12:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture auntie illy (@auntie-illy.bsky.social) reposted

Now why did they have the gun in the first place? Hmmmm

30/8/2025, 6:51:01 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fairy SkeetMuva ✨ (@hawt-tamalee.bsky.social) reposted

Lol welp y'all want masked ice agents AND AI lol your fault

31/8/2025, 12:17:05 PM | 2 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture the lady from Bluesky (@beigewunder.blacksky.app) reposted

This is a unique way to ask me to come over but whatever. Omw

30/8/2025, 11:40:06 PM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikki Kendall (@karnythia.bsky.social) reposted

If you accept that they are thugs in advance you can manage your expectations. My godson is adorable but we call him Bam Bam for a reason

30/8/2025, 8:16:44 PM | 135 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture orynthia blue. (@javeauriel.bsky.social) reposted

Not Khadijah James:

30/8/2025, 10:24:05 PM | 11 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

Mark Knoller, longtime CBS News correspondent, dies at 73

30/8/2025, 10:12:31 PM | 350 76 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim “Positive Subway” Smith (@positivesubway.bsky.social) reposted

New York’s hottest club is Blame Zohran Mamdani for Crimes Committed While Eric Adams Is Mayor Under Laws Signed by Andrew Cuomo. It’s got everything—corrections officers who aren’t registered to vote in New York City, etc etc etc

Psycho Rikers inmate slashes two guards in gruesome scalpel attack - as union boss calls out Zohran Mamdani By Matt Troutman Published Aug. 28, 2025, 5:40 p.m. ET
29/8/2025, 7:46:06 AM | 2698 608 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arrogant Esquire (@arrogantade.blacksky.app) reposted

If you ever see a trauma activation charge, you gotta dispute it. It’s sometimes a $20k charge just because they think the injury was bad. There’s not any specific services associated with the charge.

30/8/2025, 9:32:13 PM | 12 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Green (@matthewdgreen.bsky.social) reposted

There are three price categories of rental car at the airport. They all rent basically the same cars, but one is seriously understaffed, one is majorly understaffed, and one is five separate rental companies operated by a single guy who also runs a Subway.

30/8/2025, 9:21:52 PM | 115 17 | View on Bluesky | view