Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
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Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
true true i’d buy that
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
“we are sending the troops into [blue city]” seems less likely, only because they already sent troops into LA and DC without the fanfare of a big trump announcement
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
likeliest candidate but don’t sleep on mexico!! or anywhere with cartel activity
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
top candidates for the announcement are: i had a pig’s heart transplanted and am stronger than ever or we are invading a country in the global south
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
also throwing copper is a banger album
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i was friends from someone who was from the same town as them, knew them, etc, and she sounded a lot like him
Mike Pielocik (@mikepie.bsky.social) reposted
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao watch unknown number on Netflix, it's insane
G Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris.com) reposted
a very high proportion of centrist punditry now just boils down to "progressives yell at me on the internet and i don't like it." you would think that getting paid millions of dollars per year would give you thicker skin
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
hard to tell though, the resolution is not great at that distance obviously
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
it looks to me like whoever is tossing things out had second thoughts about that one and tosses it down inside, so it disappears behind the window
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
cc @utopia-defer.red
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
?????
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i don’t think i’ll ever get over “we all make mistakes, you and i are not so different, i just got caught.”
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
you can watch unknown number on netflix if you want the story lmao but it is insane
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
the girl needs therapy. like yeah you miss your mom, she’s an insane manipulator who made you psychologically dependent on her for your happiness and sense of self-worth!
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
unknown number on netflix if you want the full details lmao
Jess, spring fever mode (@messyjess.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And then agreeing to be featured in a documentary about it. One of the craziest bitches ever to exist.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
Starring Jodie Foster, 70s Thrillers, AND Nunsploitation??? man criterion is goin off this month.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
is this a well-known thing? I hadn't heard this
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
the complicated psychology of a woman who is torturing her own tween daughter as a sort of digital munchausen’s by proxy while also wanting to fuck her daughter’s tween boyfriend
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
I support making fun of Chris Murphy for possibly going through a Red Scare-inspired midlife crisis. I support making fun of Red Scare. but, please, let us not paint with too broad a brush and remember #NotAllPodcasts are bad
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
and I'd argue the problem is not that they're all on twitter, it's that they're all on insta and tiktok
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't want to be too alarmist but I feel like he's a heavy favorite to be the next leader in the dem senate and I cannot emphasize enough how bad it would be for dem senate leadership to be under the sway of post-libs
The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted
Pope Leo XIV met with one of the most prominent advocates for greater LGBTQ+ inclusion in the Catholic Church. The Rev. James Martin said Leo told him that he intended to continue Pope Francis’ policy of LGBTQ+ acceptance in the church and encouraged him to keep up his advocacy.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao perfect oh I think I blocked them, but I don't remember why
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree
Jeffery (@thegreatawk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Climate change vs "chemtrails"
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
im blocked :(
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
(this is also why their ecosystem produces slavish devotion to a political party that mimes and feeds its grievances, whereas ours do not, but that's a conversation for another time)
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
our ecosystem is focused on, imo, accurately describing the class systems of american life, and the various way they're unfair and should be changed, improved, or destroyed altogether. their ecosystem is a vulgar nationalist one, and it's a nationalism that's always under assault
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
the right on the other hand live in an ecosystem that is constantly feeding them bullshit about some amorphous "other" that is stealing their country from them. which could mean immigrants taking their jobs (farm labor? lol) or venture capital changing the logo of a chain restaurant
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
it was less an outrage of being denied something we felt ownership of and sentimental attachment to, and more a general anger at the stupid excesses of rich morons, which we then made fun of for being transparently stupid
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
cracker barrel is actually a useful illustration of the different ecosystems we all inhabit. when they changed hbo max to just max, lots of people on here posted about it, but about how stupid it was, how bad at his job zaslav is, and about the unfairness of american prosperity this demonstrated
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
not just anyone can wield such power, but I believe in you, hippo
Small Robots (@smolrobots.bsky.social) reposted
This is seriously the nucleus of the whole present era of transphobia in which we find ourselves: in order for any of it to make sense, we must suppose that the idea of being transgender popped into existence 10 years ago (and it's a rolling 10 years, like Bart Simpson's date of birth).
Bryan Blessed (@bryb.bsky.social) reposted
This seems important:
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
ah lol sorry. i promise you when it happens i will not be coy about, ill be posting videos spraying champagne like a guy who just won the super bowl
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
idk what emoji you guys think that is but in college football it’s the big U that is the logo for the university of miami
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i need a cigarette after that
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
[]__[]
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
*WR screen
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
or the 20th WR of the game or whatever lol
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
don’t love the kicking performance so far if it’s gonna come down to a FG
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
woof
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
what the fuck
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
man a first down would’ve been nice
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
if they didn’t call that grounding i was gonna lose my shit and go straight into conspiracy theories
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
are the hurricanes in prevent D? it’s a little early for that
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
🤝 until next time
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i buy that explains gen z reactionaries but also: they don’t have a lot of reactionaries, comparatively! certainly not next to generation “my hose gave me lead poisoning”
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
incredible brain to think the big pivot point in american fascism post-dates the actual insurrection we all watched live on tv by like 2.5 years
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
so: i give you the last word on the matter
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i’m not sure i agree but even conceding the point, i think the fractionalized information environment that would allow that to happen is relatively new and was not nearly as present during trump’s rise! in any event, i’m probably gonna tap out of the convo to pay attention to UM-ND
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
oh yeah i mean i blocked some jackass making that case obnoxiously
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
they can always be invented but whether those inventions actually work, and how well, are separate questions
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean in 2016 not only was it not 20 years old, trump was talking about dipping bullets in pigs blood to defile the bodies of muslims. it’s just not true that the war on terror was politically over then, it was still a live issue!
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i haven’t spent my life claiming that was the right’s defining feature; if anything i’ve spent the last 15 years saying their defining feature was that they’re neoconfederates
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean a lot of people think obama won reelection almost entirely on the strength of “osama is dead, gm is alive” and the first half of that took a lot of sting out of the attacks and fear mongering about him
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
i don’t disagree! i’d say the deluge of news coverage plays an instrumental role in creating the humiliation of foreign adventures, but the source is still the foreign adventures. the people you saw having their brains cooked by fox were often watching similar things about iraq/ISIL/whatever!
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
lmao. [cheesy stand up voice] with the amount of rain in this game i might as well be! don’t forget to tip your waitress
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
that’s a catch
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
good night, sweet prince 🥲 rest in piss
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
is it too early to get excited about the canes? probably should at least wait till the game is over
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
vacation on a chartered private yacht or just absurd hotel. and i’d buy some art (definitely original japanese prints from the 1800s) and probably some sort of fossil
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
bailed out a terrible throw lol but made for an incredible highlight
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
will and i debate like this at times and it’s always great, he’s not talking out of his ass! he almost always has something valuable to say even when i disagree
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
will, let me ask you something we both already know the answer to: what was the very good thing that biden did, that absolutely cratered his popularity, a blow that he never recovered from?
azmd (@azmd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A catch so good it bailed out cristobal clock management and a bad throw at the same time lmao
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
yes in different times things might’ve different? that seems obvious. but 10 years of politics shaped by the war on terror gave us that instead. up until the great recession we had 7 straight years of the war on terror being the dominant issue in politics. it didn’t just disappear after that
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
that was meant to be an exclamation point lol
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah politics and sociology are complicated?
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah fox news (not the internet?) telling them obama was a muslim from africa who was gonna impose sharia and engaged in terrorist first bumps. kinda weird to imagine what that could’ve been about that doesn’t include the war on terror.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
if your response to this saying “actually you’re wrong it was really this one specific thing that proves im the smartest boy, like racism/neoliberalism/whatever” my response to all of you is the same: you’re stupid, and wrong, and bad, and really bad at thinking and posting.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
like maybe the psychology of how national humiliations might shape people’s politics and open them to vindictive politics?
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
if you QT me saying “this is nonsense” i’m probably gonna block you. if you add to that some smarmy bullshit that doesn’t even contradict the post i’m definitely gonna block you.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
some of them might not admit it to themselves but they absolutely do. i mean there’s a reason the very racist reaction to barack obama took the form of “he was born in africa, he’s a closet muslim, he’s gonna impose sharia, look at that terrorist fist bump!!!”
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
feel like toney has santana moss vibes. i love it
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
proud of you @jaywillis.net
lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted
he’s an italian catholic, ‘canes by 10
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
lmfao. bravo
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
[wokely] these positive qualities you want to use to construct a positive masculinity actually are not and cannot be masculine; there’s something inherent, you might even say essential, about masculinity that you cannot change or socially construct
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
[leftishly] gender is a BINARY. you’re either one or the other.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
the number of good, well intentioned people have used lefty language to insist to me today that masculinity and femininity and mutually exclusive is depressing.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
not just people who worked in the space either. i’m just some dumbass with a law degree and a single econ class under my belt (intro to game theory lol) and i predicted this!! it’s the most obvious and predictable outcome imaginable
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
people say posting isn’t praxis but our posting made the president of the united states imperil his own health, maybe his life, to stage a stupid photo op while recovering from some illness and/or procedure to treat that illness
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
feels so good to have been right about this bsky.app/profile/flee...
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
imho: he’s not dead but he is quite ill and may be on bed rest after some procedure or surgery
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
michael’s unified theory of labor day weekend: trump was ill, had a procedure or surgery, when the rumors swirled, they dragged him out for a dumb photo getting in a car, then whisked him back to somewhere where he could rest bsky.app/profile/flee...
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
trump didn’t actually golf! i fuckin knew it!!!!
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
right! and…maybe there were some foreign policy humiliations that made the whole “he’s secretly not american and also secretly muslim” more resonant with reactionaries!
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry my 300 character post, offering “a pretty good summary” and nothing more, did not capture the full nuances of 15 years of socio-political developments! maybe fuckin relax about it tho
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social)
the scolds on here really are so annoying. when i said the right felt humiliated by a black president, someone accused me of blaming our problems on a black man. when i say the humiliation of the war on terror shaped reactionaries, i get tacitly accused of being racist for ignoring obama’s impact