ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Any chance anyone wants to talk about anything other than the rapture or trump? anyone? Okay see you in another month.
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view profile on Bluesky ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Any chance anyone wants to talk about anything other than the rapture or trump? anyone? Okay see you in another month.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay π₯³ β₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww congrats was it as satisfying as a big poop as I said it would be?
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Not in the mood for any messy jobs.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Dislike
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβd have loved a moss man
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
MORE OXYGEN FOR ME!!!!!
Adv Adham Madi ππ΅πΈ (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted
An urgent appeal from northern Gaza: We need your humanity more than ever. I was a lawyer with a home, an office, and a decent life, but the war took everything away. Now my family and I face a new displacement, without a tent, without money, and on the street. Help: ππΌβ€οΈβπ©Ή tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Also saline nasal spray! Clears it out quicker
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you got any cpc mouthwash and have you been given antivirals?
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, it was a weird time!
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
No. I donβt want them π€πΌ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Just about to follow me? Donβt.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh ew
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I already had him muted so presumably he seemed like a dick but I hate most people so I never know π
Alex May (@psychicteeth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Let's do our best like always!
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Back at my favourite mossy place after an enforced 3.5 month break and crying at the sunset. Everything is fine
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
π₯ π₯
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
IβLL BE BRAVE TOMORROW
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate your efforts. I used to write βcould be worn toβ¦β and come up with a myriad of occasions (both normal and ridiculous) that people could wear items of clothing I was selling. No one seemed to appreciate that either. Itβs definitely them, not us.
Adv Adham Madi ππ΅πΈ (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted
Urgent Appeal: Our lives have been taken away, and we have been left homeless and without support. Today, we face a new displacement, without a tent to protect us, without money to support us,and at risk of being thrown into the street. Please, we need your humanity now: tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβd party but tired π₯²
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it is still hot up here too. Though not as bad! Hope youβre managing to stay on a good baseline though? Thank you for reminding me about the flu jab!β₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Me and my 12 year old problematically yelling at each other AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME! AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF! Anytime we pass on the stairs π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Bus
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
This is the skin of a killer Bella @addledpixie.bsky.social
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
π₯Ήβ₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you βΊοΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I felt great as soon as they got me on oxygen tbh! I hope youβre doing okay?β₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs a small win but Iβm happy with it for now πβ₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you my lung compadre β₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Happy to announce that after a 6 week post hospital xray and check up, I am pneumonia free π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you got other applications in the mix? Keeping everything crossed for you
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
They blocked me. Never not calling out that shit. Rancid.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Just adding here the girl in question in this video was 15/16.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
When you casually tell on yourself in the chat. Do all heterosexual men decide who βgets itβ as a collective or just one or two of you?
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Deeply aggrieved with needing a wee wee at 2am.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
But seriously. Whatβs going on? π€πΌ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, someone who never knows whatβs going on: whatβs going on? but then not really knowing still and returning to whatever I was doing.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovvve
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea because I donβt like hash browns π did you try fried bread though? Thatβs a staple!
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
What they do I missed it!
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope it went okay, I can give you some recommendations or foods to try if you want them!
TeenagePhlebotomy (@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I mean, people are not always deferential to me. As an old white man, this makes me very uncomfortable. I have been marching up and down my street with a placard upon which I've written, "I Deserve Respect Because of My Genitals and Pallor."
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
πππ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course! they have so much to be mad about.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes really loving the 70s/80s national front vibe here rn. Except theyβre somehow acceptable now rather than people telling them to do one.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh doing a full English breakfast?
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβve been on a weird histamine loop? I think it might be some low electrolytes so my histamine isnβt being cleared up (hoping itβs that and not that I just canβt eat delicious foods ever again) I am on BLAND diet at the moment π« this looks lovely though β₯οΈβ₯οΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss curries so much π₯²
Adv Adham Madi ππ΅πΈ (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted
Just when you think justice exists, remember that they want to award Trump the Nobel Peace Prize...and he is the biggest supporter of the genocide in Gaza. What justice is left after that? #gaza
natasha (@natasharedmane.bsky.social) reposted
My friends, Adham hasn't received a donation in almost a week. Please send something if you can. Even 5 bucks can make a difference!!
Adv Adham Madi ππ΅πΈ (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted
To living consciences, to every heart that possesses an ounce of compassion: We are on the cusp of a new and unfortunate displacement. Our pain is endless, & our suffering is renewed every day. We aren't asking for wealth, but for a simple right to life. Please help us: tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Low hanging fruit but still perfect π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
So did they make an order or
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Reminded of signing my Mother up for incontinence pants under the moniker Mrs P. Iss-she blamed my younger sister.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah stefan we donβt want to see you round these parts anymore go live your life
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty weird and gross that I have followers in common with them
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
All you people get off the internet and stop wasting your one precious life.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Pls
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
Gaps in conversation are where I shoe horn my David Bowie impressions
TeenagePhlebotomy (@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social) reposted
Everything's crap. Even the shit.
Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) reposted
It's simple: we monetize crying
Magen Cubed (@magencubed.bsky.social) reposted
Please continue to support my dear friend Adham and his family π They urgently need our help to flee to Southern Gaza. Donate and share to help them secure the transportation and shelter they need to survive π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
I donβt need to change my name for Halloween because my life is scary enough.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
This is not going well at all.
Adv Adham Madi ππ΅πΈ (@mr-adham.bsky.social) reposted
It's not a choice,but I find myself forced to consider moving south Gaza. Life here has become impossible, and its costs have become more than we can bear. Rent, transportation & even a tent have become a burden that weighs even more heavily on us due to the high prices. tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Jack Russellβs have so much energy too donβt they! He always looks super happy in your pictures. If our dogs could talk I often wonder if theyβd say oh itβs alright Iβm fine to hang out at home today rather than us dragging ourselves on our worst daysβ£οΈsave some spoons for you too
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
This is your album cover for sure
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
πͺπΌ on your way to hospiCOOL π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
He has a nice big garden to play in which is good for him. Be kind to yourself
wargenyarlathotep (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted
let me control how you can breathe for a while
Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted
icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god
snargleplax (@snargleplax.bsky.social) reposted
family that has a nicer poop knife they only put out for company
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Already mourning the crisp autumns we used to have as itβs still 21Β° *sigh* that sounds lovely though.
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs because it sounds precious so you want to make sure itβs heavenly β¨
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to be a summer child until the dystopian heat
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh I hope she does! Iβm sure itβll be great. Then we can all *sweeping hand* enjoy
wargenyarlathotep (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted
oh my god... did you even read the manifesto i sent you?
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
It is purely accidental if itβs happened that Iβve made myself intolerant by actually enjoying mainly gluten free food π
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw thatβs cool. Hope it goes well. Mandolin is such a rare instrument to hear nowadays, it would be great if you could upload some of your music!
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds wonderful though!
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaha wtf that guy
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Please send that
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
βRousing renditionβ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
But then it will be ready for when atomic spring, sister of apocalypse summer arrives? Also relation to late hellish warm autumn.
Rogs Pumpkin π (@stev.bsky.social) reposted
The linen appreciator
Rogs Pumpkin π (@stev.bsky.social) reposted
Good job everyone today keep it goong
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
What if, instead of projecting your intimacy issues onto every woman you meet, you went to *therapy*
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you look alrigh like that tbf π€·πΌββοΈ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohhh?
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
This and air purifiers and air con units. π₯
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm raged about it most nights tbh because all I want is a ventilated room π€πΌπ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social)
My house was built the wrong way round to catch a decent fucking cross breeze and Iβm crashing out
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Felt π€πΌ
ππ¦π³π’ πππ²π€π₯ ππ¬ππ±π₯π’ (@fleurkenstein.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm really hygiene conscious about my space so Iβd be wiping everything and trying not to cry. Itβs okay!