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He/him Just some dude. I have an indeterminate quantity of rotten aspirational produce in the crisper at any given time.
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You ever think about how nazis were actually pretty solid at identifying art that did vs didn't align with their ideology, i.e. they loved Wagner but hated the Surrealists But modern nazis are like "WATCH MY VIDEO ESSAY ON WHY ROBOCOP PROVES WE SHOULD GIVE CHATGPT A GUN"
I have not seen results based on creating a comfortable middle ground for the privileged to "learn" about politics. Coddling the privileged leads to the expectation that the privileged can wait until it's personally convenient to come around.
I sure have Covid and couldnāt get the stupid ass doctor to vaccinate me for like two years.
God you bunch of pussies. I canāt wait until Trump DIES! I hope he DIES A LOT! I hope he DIES hard and fast and loose and it lasts until heās blinded from all the pain he suffers. DIE TRUMP DIE!!!
Just realized my daughter both has impeccable manners and a deep abiding misanthropy and Iām so proud of her for juggling that.
@grahamformaine.bsky.social is on here yāall letās fucking go
Iām so intrigued
Lol why do people say this? Is getting period stuff for one more person in your house some kind of flex?
Sheās so rad
Theyāre taking a stand
š more kitty!
You just mail it?
get his ass, martha
You thought a pun for jacking off was worthy of your profile name and avi please tell us more about signs of intelligence
Of all the billionaires heās certainly still one of them though. And heās the one talking.
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I love when you run into libs who frame ideology as mindless adherence to a dogmatic cult And you see just how much US political culture teaches people -A coherent framework built on a foundation of set principles=indoctrination -Cherry picked nonsensical vibes-based shit=being a cool maverick
Theyāre already criminals though
If you time things right you can get too exhausted to eat trash and just go to sleep at 7pm and sit awake in bed from 3am on during which you will probably eat trash. It solves no problems but it does speedrun the angsting phase.
Itād be a real shame if people called their recruitment number and shared this far and wide.
My contention about a hot civil war is that we have been living in one for decades at this point, I would say since 1982, but very slow moving. What do you think all those mass shootings are actually about? Look who is mostly perpetuating them (white males) and what they target (public institutions)
Trickle down armed politeness will definitely work. Trickle down bullets.
I was cheering for pancreas too
Evergreen
And if you want to tack with the solar wind thereās magnetic sails. Itās just a huge coil of wire.
You can tack with light but not the solar wind. The reason that craft had to sail into the sun was because it got so much of a boost from the launching lasers.
You jest but a solar sail is actually an incredible method of space travel if you can make it well enough. Way better than putting panels on a train, which is pretty stupid.
Trump: I am going to become Americaās Putin Dems: ok wow, freaking hypocrite
We need to stop treating law enforcement as politically neutral. They have never been. Their presence is a political statement. Every interaction they have with civilians is political speech.
Editing too. Fuck if I would ever try to have an ai edit anything.
Fuck a bowl that looks so fun
a choir of angelic voices singing the price is right theme heralds the appearance of an immense, omnipotent spokesmodel; her face teeming with brilliant eyes that see through all time, her sweeping hand presenting every product that has and will ever exist
Remember when he was the fun kind of stupid
Look I don't pretend to be some kind of hero or anything even remotely close but many of my clients very much ARE, and spending all day representing those people and then logging on here to see people malign them and say Gavin Newsom is doing "real" resistance is honestly pissing me off.
The irony of a dumb fuck too stupid to know heās a dumb fuck
You seem employable
Wait a minute with all this climate shit was Prometheus the bad guy all along?
You canāt even hide your power level weāll find your ass and prop up the most bloodthirsty of your colonels for thirty years to a huge body count
Everyone has known what the left is for since forever. What a stupid byline.
anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isnāt really an in-between.
Excuse me while I āboo hoo one of my role models has a shit takeā but mystery science theater and George Carlin basically formed my adolescent psyche and I canāt believe this. Iām disappointed in you, man. Do better. Youāve got numbers and the world deserves better.
Yeah buddy you tell all three of them.
They were firebombing fascists, man. Not helping them put people on the trains.
Itās saying the wrong thing though. You could have him on a pier tying trump to a rock shaped like Epsteinās face or something. Or shoveling Trumpās shit back into his face. Idk. Iām not that clever. But those three guys are terrible.
Everywhere they look they see the dreaded leftist who cares too much to vote.
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Bravery is saying haha orange man bad Purity politics is supporting every child's right to play sports in their public school with their friends
The Nazis didnāt want anyone else using the swastika after they had āmartyrsā either.
Bitchy Lois is the best Lois.
He deserved his spot in the galactic zoo
I really liked him being a huge cheesy dork.
Oh shit. I wonder if itāll do Tom of Finland.
How fucking dare they sully Rush with their desperate bullshit
Getting cinnamon rolls because your car smells so tasty
The fact that he could make a joke encyclopedia filled with parentheticals jokesā¦the GOAT.
Thousand dollar plate fundraiser guy thinks socialism is bad oh no what will we do
wishing ill on someone is against the bluesky terms of service? where do we land on giving someone the stink eye. what about hexes
This is as funny as when he had Covid.
"I wouldn't wish that on my enemies." Then get better enemies you fence sitting fuck
Did you expect trump to read an email on a screen?
Does it bother anyone else that the default term for an exceptional case of something is āon steroids?ā
Flannery Oconnor does it pretty well.
She did so well at this part of campaigning. If only they had stayed the course.
Wishing they were currently doing other shit isnāt the same as fundamentally disagreeing with the administration
The second but also he might be genuinely amused by him so maybe a little of the first too
He looks like a Mondochiwan
President Mr. Bean
I love starting a nice beach day translucent with blue veins and ending it in the burn ward
My dumbest ever theory is that we could cause an 18+ month controversy if like people started referring to white people as "pink people."
Oh shit E.L. Wife L.
L.L. Cool L.
I love sandwich guy not so much because he made the cops look silly, but because you know in your heart how pissed off youād have to be to throw your drunk munchies food at somebody.
āIām gonna be famousā lol you sure are buddy
The hilarity of some guy thinking heās shooting for the stars making a career and falling flat on his face. Itās perfect.
Does it have a spin cycle because damn
Man, shut the fuck up and get in the pot.
This is true. Source: me, who was literally in the room for these types of conversations
Possibly the most extreme face eaten by leopards moment. This is literally too funny for me to laugh. Also the most Houston thing possible.
Members of the working class would rather post than go to therapy
A principled stand for his donors
Nobody is talking about the real crime in that Sydney Sweeney ad: those jeans look like shit.
Itās the ultimate sucks to suck situation.
Yknow Iāve been lamenting the lack of whimsy On Here for a while but I can still enjoy watching people flame out.
I donāt think they even like it. My kids all use instagram way more. Snapchat is just shitty all around. Thereās so many better ways to send deniable awkward technically illegal nudes to other dorky children.
Same here I only talk to my children on there. And reluctantly. Worst fucking UI known to man.
Alternatively itās what they call your mom at the truck stop.
Truckload of hot dogs was my nickname in high school
Just make a new fucking thing!
Spill it come on that's it?
The amount of handholding that liberal Zionists require to be led to a place of basic humanity towards Palestinians, beyond the "it's awful" handwave, only to retreat to a belief in an ethnostate maintained by force, is a Sisyphean exercise enabled by privilege and whiteness.
Good morning! It is once again Bandcamp Friday. Today we are raising funds for the World Central Kitchen's efforts in Gaza. All profit from today's sales on our Bandcamp page will be donated. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch
Protect minors from seeing porn? If theyāre prepubescent and they wander across it you just tell them the context and that itās not for them. If theyāre old enough to be horny they donāt need to be sheltered from it and you just tell them itās mostly fake and weird and dumb. Itās a non issue.
Why in the Christing fuck would you expose a child to twitter
Bye
if i donāt get into grad school then the obvious next step is to attend carpentry school so i can learn how to build myself a casket