Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) / Redsky

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

goddammit man.

3/9/2025, 1:08:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

All the precum

3/9/2025, 1:01:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so sticky

3/9/2025, 12:57:23 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not both?

2/9/2025, 6:53:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Balls deep

2/9/2025, 6:52:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

He boutta go ALL IN

2/9/2025, 6:51:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

fuck off nerd ass raccoon

2/9/2025, 6:11:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

IM DUMB AS HELL, YOU CANT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

2/9/2025, 6:10:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm tagged in this. MODS!!!

2/9/2025, 6:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I AM THE PIZZA PARTY

2/9/2025, 6:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck you do, Jac

2/9/2025, 6:01:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reposted

Hell like a hole Black as my hole I'd rather die than give you hellhole

2/9/2025, 6:00:18 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

👀

2/9/2025, 6:00:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social)

THIS PLACE IS A HELLHOLE

2/9/2025, 5:26:23 PM | 48 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

and there it is

2/9/2025, 5:25:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

So brave for taking a stand

2/9/2025, 3:06:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

John Mcclane ass hair (derogatory)

2/9/2025, 3:03:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Ornamental shrimp fucking killed me

2/9/2025, 2:49:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

BRRRRRRAPPP

2/9/2025, 2:38:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't start the day right without a good poop. It's impossible.

2/9/2025, 1:16:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Poopin

2/9/2025, 1:15:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Gm scoob

2/9/2025, 1:13:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Sexy

2/9/2025, 12:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social)

What's this fresh hell I woke up to

2/9/2025, 12:45:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The cherry blossoms are beautiful this time of year. Also I have a katana now.

1/9/2025, 10:29:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I logged off for two days and I showed back up to the follow back. What is this reality.

1/9/2025, 8:42:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social)

The state of Mississippi cannot keep me from posting if it appears like I'm in Japan

1/9/2025, 8:06:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

*beer can opens

31/8/2025, 12:33:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

what the

31/8/2025, 12:21:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Yo Gabba Gabagool (@yogabbagabagool.bsky.social) reposted

Tonks has discovered the balcony and the art of Batmanning

Tonks standing on the balcony looking like Batman

30/8/2025, 11:55:13 PM | 39 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I've gone from a shower every morning to shower every night guy

31/8/2025, 12:20:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

And Kevin Nealon as Kevin Nealon

31/8/2025, 12:20:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

phil mccrevice (@jewkrainian.bsky.social) reposted

a dildo that says “wow” like owen wilson

31/8/2025, 12:14:55 AM | 190 40 | View on Bluesky | view

keb mode: sport mode (@kebbyruxpin.bsky.social) reposted

happy dog

pearl the medium gray dog playing down by a creek, sprinting uphill with a wide grin and her ears flopping about

30/8/2025, 3:15:58 PM | 74 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

TT Chopper

31/8/2025, 12:17:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

This exactly it's not a perfect circle so to speak but i thought it'd be a cool tattoo when i had the idea

31/8/2025, 12:14:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

It's eating its tail lol

31/8/2025, 12:08:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

lmao I have an armadilloboros

31/8/2025, 12:02:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like Batman intended

31/8/2025, 12:01:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Next you're gonna tell me is Perry Saturn wasn't a cruiserweight

30/8/2025, 11:39:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Dean Malenko

30/8/2025, 11:34:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You know dang well he has no idea where "the spot" is.

30/8/2025, 8:32:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Pearl River Flow (@pearlriverflow.com) reposted

Few politicians will demonstrate the obscenity Andy Gipson is showing here, because doing it to a cow is illegal. But that's the Neshoba County Fair for ya. That's why Reagan came there.

White guy in a white shirt and cowboy hat with his knee kicked up like he's doing something doggy style, his fingr pointing above his knee, in front of a tree as a group of white men gather around.

30/8/2025, 5:38:05 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

ME NEED A MINUTE ass post

30/8/2025, 8:30:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

what the fuck

30/8/2025, 7:51:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

BENIS!

30/8/2025, 7:23:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does it look like a vagina

30/8/2025, 7:22:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The lord has nothing to do with this

30/8/2025, 7:21:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

NO. I NEED A MINUTE.

30/8/2025, 7:18:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I NEED A MINUTE

30/8/2025, 7:11:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

F U C Kin hell

30/8/2025, 7:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

3x birthday is crazy ngl

30/8/2025, 7:07:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

goofin

30/8/2025, 7:02:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Let those boys cook

30/8/2025, 7:02:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I drink beer so it cleans me out.

30/8/2025, 7:01:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Haunt of Redneck Dares (@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Full of baby teeth, marriage licenses, birth announcements, divorce decrees, blood stained rocks, and death certificates. The life and times of my people. It looks unguarded and unfull, but I would die for it and so would anyone who tried to pilfer it.

30/8/2025, 6:57:53 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Rob Delaney would never do this.

30/8/2025, 6:59:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

gone too soon.

30/8/2025, 6:57:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You always have my support 💅

30/8/2025, 6:56:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

Getting kicked out of the supermarket for calling the organic groceries Big Naturals

30/8/2025, 6:50:19 PM | 1022 162 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Smdh skill issue

30/8/2025, 6:53:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You can pry my jansport from my cold dead hands

30/8/2025, 6:50:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

You rang?

30/8/2025, 6:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

not even close

30/8/2025, 6:43:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

this mf got a LinkedIn

30/8/2025, 6:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

so. much. cake.

30/8/2025, 4:08:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

KUNG LAO IS BACK!

30/8/2025, 3:58:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Too late

30/8/2025, 3:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

dillo can top me off at anytime, that's what im hearing the ladies saying

30/8/2025, 3:55:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

he should be tried at that Hague

30/8/2025, 3:51:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

looking into it

30/8/2025, 3:46:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

How many of these bad boys are in your DMs

30/8/2025, 3:44:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social)

What if golf actually kills him

30/8/2025, 3:43:11 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Baby embrace your moist nature

30/8/2025, 3:42:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

🤙

30/8/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Smells scrumptious

30/8/2025, 3:39:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

First off stop wearing an undershirt

30/8/2025, 3:38:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social)

great point!

30/8/2025, 3:07:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved the scorpion king

30/8/2025, 3:06:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting to know sebulba has human-like balls

30/8/2025, 2:29:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Good bread

30/8/2025, 2:28:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Mission accomplished?

30/8/2025, 2:27:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

damn GOTTEM x2

30/8/2025, 2:22:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

That's how you know the love we share for sebulba is real

30/8/2025, 2:18:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

30/8/2025, 2:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💅

30/8/2025, 2:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

🎃Nosferascoob🎃 (@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social) reposted

Why the fuck am I seeing so many sexy watto pictures? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SEXY SEBULBA PICTURES

30/8/2025, 2:07:11 PM | 79 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

WHERE IS MY MANS

30/8/2025, 2:10:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

hey brother I believe you, 100%, spaghetti sandwiches are a real thing

30/8/2025, 2:09:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate this but endorse it

30/8/2025, 2:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Blocked and reported

30/8/2025, 2:04:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck

30/8/2025, 2:03:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

For the record I did not tell him to do this so I cannot be held accountable for said accounts actions

30/8/2025, 1:45:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

you too pimp

30/8/2025, 1:43:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

Skill issue.

30/8/2025, 1:43:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

I know. He's drinking half caf

30/8/2025, 1:42:15 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social)

Why is there multiple watto's on my feed

30/8/2025, 1:41:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:39:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reply parent

There's always a tell when it's written by AI

30/8/2025, 1:36:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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