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Floyd Epps

@floydepps.bsky.social

Agile’s #1 Hater

created August 29, 2023

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Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

Even city hall is getting their hopes up

American flag at half mast in front of local city hall
30/8/2025, 2:40:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:54:51 AM | 475 51 | View on Bluesky | view

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A mom asking her daughter Rachel to send her the news story.
30/8/2025, 7:22:02 AM | 1837 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

constitution says that if a VP can still serve 2 full terms as POTUS after finishing his predecessor's term if it's for <2 years, if they wanted JD to have a shot at 10 years in power...

29/8/2025, 12:25:48 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

little late to be worried about the militarization of police, bozo.

28/8/2025, 2:55:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Millennial pause

25/8/2025, 6:00:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

The dems had that one poll six months ago that said people approved of trump on immigration and have avoided even mentioning ICE ever since

24/8/2025, 4:36:09 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

ah, swinging. the one thing revolving doors are famous for.

21/8/2025, 9:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious if they’re holding out to see what Black Friday/general christmas season look like

20/8/2025, 9:53:45 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

they really need to root out whichever comms directors are pushing this "distraction" language and blacklist them from politics

17/8/2025, 11:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Question for the class... would you still eat the sandwich, post-cop throw?

15/8/2025, 12:45:20 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn’t that bad normally!

13/8/2025, 10:16:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Who cares what his posts say if his actions don’t back them up?

12/8/2025, 6:19:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

that poor bodyguard is about to have a panic attack the entire time

9/8/2025, 10:32:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Is “let us oppress you or we’ll let that guy kill you” a functioning democracy?

7/8/2025, 12:22:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

the switch from rock band to cards against humanity as a go-to party game is such a profoundly evil shift in our society

6/8/2025, 10:54:36 PM | 122 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck investors

5/8/2025, 12:09:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

you gotta dump him nancy!! he's no good!!

1/8/2025, 1:48:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

if he "found the courage" to run for president, maybe he can "find the courage" to not fall for rightwing smears on trans children. guy's a piece of shit.

29/7/2025, 3:43:12 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

get rekt

28/7/2025, 11:19:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

nothing centrists love more than yapping about "nuance" on shit they should support. Get this piece of shit out of here

28/7/2025, 11:01:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure why I spent time on this

Master and Commander opening titles but they say
28/7/2025, 9:13:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah it was good

27/7/2025, 8:18:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Terrible TV (@terribletv.bsky.social) reposted

NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV

25/7/2025, 1:37:38 AM | 7107 1567 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank god, your six week vacation will let you spend so much more time posting without having to even think about legislation

23/7/2025, 11:52:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Vaxed?

23/7/2025, 1:29:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

no... i don't think i will...

20/7/2025, 1:49:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

These mfs are gonna make Pontypool happen irl

18/7/2025, 9:28:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

all these news shows need a guy whose entire job is just saying “what the hell are you talking about?” when the situation calls for it. i think i would be good at that

16/7/2025, 1:40:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you holding the camera so close to your face

15/7/2025, 1:55:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve spent thirty years and billions of dollars trying and failing to improve on AIM

15/7/2025, 11:36:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe this time the savings will be passed along to the customer… it hasn’t happened any of the previous times, but this will be the one, i can feel it

15/7/2025, 1:41:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m sick and tired of pretending sweet potato fries are good

12/7/2025, 9:33:38 PM | 532 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you and fuck your garbage bill

11/7/2025, 2:40:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Carville will be hiding in the shadows for years to come, poisoning democratic strategy with his terrible opinions

10/7/2025, 11:59:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

is this a sponsored post

10/7/2025, 1:52:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture We're just normal men (@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social) reposted

We’re just innocent men

30/6/2025, 5:04:16 PM | 737 260 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

all this yapping and you'll probably just end up voting for it anyway

28/6/2025, 12:06:53 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nick pants (@nickpants.bsky.social) reposted

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese
27/6/2025, 5:35:52 PM | 3697 632 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

look who learned how to oppose nominees! they grow up so fast

25/6/2025, 4:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

did the nyt movie thing

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25/6/2025, 3:09:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dog girl jesus (@doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social) reposted

some of u clearly dont fuck with fun.'s debut album Aim And Ignite and it shows

3/12/2024, 4:22:06 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t be too hard on yourself, House Democrats seem to be pretty good at that too

22/6/2025, 3:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh boy, “answers”!

22/6/2025, 2:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

why don't you go vote for a few more of trump's appointees over it

21/6/2025, 2:30:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Who cares about the ancient racists you meet at the Ancient Racist Rally

13/6/2025, 5:03:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/6/2025, 11:05:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

why would i want to vote for anyone who he wants to vote for?

9/6/2025, 11:50:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Pete, mid-hike

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9/6/2025, 12:33:13 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER (@nancycomics.bsky.social) reposted

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1949

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I'VE GOTTA PAINT DAT OLD CANNON FOR A SCHOOL POSTER SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T LOOK REAL SLUGGO IS HIT IN THE FACE BY A BASEBALL, THAT WAS HIT BY A PERSON NEARBY, THE BASEBALL WENT THROUGH THE PAINTING OF THE CANNON, MAKING IT APPEAR AS THOUGH THE CANNON HAD BEEN FIRED AND THE BASEBALL ACTING LIKE A CANNONBALL.
4/6/2025, 6:46:34 PM | 994 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

this is embarrassing, you should be embarrassed to post stuff like this.

1/6/2025, 11:40:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

The news itself is almost old enough to read at a third grade level

1/6/2025, 1:20:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

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28/5/2025, 2:23:13 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

You're gonna get Mayor Pete and the dems will scream at you for not being excited about it

25/5/2025, 3:13:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

why is the first hour just a montage?? why all the flashbacks??

24/5/2025, 11:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

embarrassing imo

20/5/2025, 11:25:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

What good is a "safe blue seat" of the person filling it refuses to do anything worthwhile? Those are the exact seats we SHOULD have fighters in

17/5/2025, 2:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) reposted

I want that Boer obliterated

2/2/2025, 7:14:33 PM | 2138 325 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

or the cops are always this incompetent and take shortcuts with procedure, but this is high profile enough and he has competent enough lawyers to make this kind of stuff visible

6/5/2025, 5:33:22 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

don't forget ten minute unskippable cut scenes where a guy with the most annoying voice in the world yells at you

6/5/2025, 5:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like mine is doing the same thing. God I hope this movie bombs

29/4/2025, 12:23:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screaming Pectoriloquy (@caulimovirus.bsky.social) reposted

rented a fancy new camera check it out

beautiful, crisp green blades of grass completely fill the frame in a pleasant, uniform pattern, interrupted only by an out of focus dog staring at the camera in the foreground.
26/4/2025, 1:16:47 AM | 3653 319 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

Good morning!

Slightly blurry photo of a dog with a little bit of tongue out
18/4/2025, 12:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

thank god he closed Guantanamo on day 1 of his presidency! who knows where we would be now if he hadn't stood firmly against extrajudicial off-shore detentions.

11/4/2025, 10:12:12 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

this was james carville's exact argument for why the party shouldn't do anything. it's intentionally designed to allow them to regain congress and the white house without making any specific policy proposals or promises which people might hold them to

11/4/2025, 6:44:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim Kaine is just the worst, every time. Hate that guy.

10/4/2025, 5:37:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture maia arson crimew 🏴 (@crimew.gay) reposted

im really excited for National Panic Sell Day tomorrow! let's all sell our stocks right as the market opens to celebrate!!!

6/4/2025, 7:20:47 PM | 1581 235 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

And then what happened

4/4/2025, 1:43:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Government jobs don’t provide pens

1/4/2025, 2:00:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s multiple watches in the other safe too

30/3/2025, 2:48:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

their pensions?? what year is it?

20/3/2025, 10:05:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

particularly galling thing to post right after schumer gave the republicans everything they want for no reason

20/3/2025, 8:27:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

do NOT show me posts about wrestling!! enough!!

20/3/2025, 2:27:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DashDucks (@dashducks.bsky.social) reposted

we are looking for snacks repost to send a treat to live.dashducks.tv

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18/3/2025, 12:29:00 AM | 97 147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

dear god i thought we were finally free

14/3/2025, 4:44:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) reposted

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

14/3/2025, 12:21:50 AM | 12631 1187 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

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11/3/2025, 3:13:14 PM | 7924 866 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

This doesn’t really track to me. Do people window shop for $100k cars?

9/3/2025, 1:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

did he change it so that only people with Twitter Blue can vote?

9/3/2025, 5:18:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

teaching this MRI tech a lesson by drinking a big glass of ball bearings before my scan

6/3/2025, 7:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

a tax break for houses in disadvantaged communities that have gone 3+ years without being on fire

3/3/2025, 2:41:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

many shampoos are designed for the scalp as much as the hair, regular soap can dry the scalp out much like how it would face skin (vs using face wash)

1/3/2025, 12:06:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/2/2025, 9:47:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

we spent all of 2024 learning what happens when you cross Boeing. fingers crossed that history repeats

28/2/2025, 11:13:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

meme format: STOP DOING RICH TEXT - WORDS DON'T NEED TO BE DIFFERENT SHAPES - YEARS OF (microsoft word text format bar) YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR STRIKETHROUGH - Wanted to emphasize language We had a tool for that: It was called
27/2/2025, 5:19:37 PM | 2128 423 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn't want to step on the toes of their esteemed colleague from across the aisle

27/2/2025, 2:01:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

hanging out in front of my favorite billboard with Dr Doak

25/2/2025, 7:02:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

to be fair, it also reverted a bunch of settings back to their defaults

24/2/2025, 12:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

Chillin

A red dog slumps comfortably on a gray couch
24/2/2025, 2:50:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture esoteric cyberdoll (@dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online) reposted reply parent

roko's basilisk is cope for people who have no interiority

30/1/2025, 9:20:44 PM | 436 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

If the Judiciary got it, and the *.mil got it, would they have had time to expand their AD that significantly?

23/2/2025, 1:35:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

it'll almost certainly be from hr@opm.gov

22/2/2025, 10:29:41 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/2/2025, 2:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏🙏🙏

20/2/2025, 8:03:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

Did they get rid of the stupid team?

20/2/2025, 8:01:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)

i hope ******** ***** **** ***.

20/2/2025, 2:39:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

we'd be in a better place as a country if the Dems worried about what to do electorally during election seasons and actually focused on governing between those times

19/2/2025, 11:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

if the tax savings are $300M, we would all get $1, not $1M...

19/2/2025, 3:24:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

A new federal holiday sounds pretty great, idc what it’s for. This is the best attack they have??

19/2/2025, 1:18:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent

that one standup comedian that was snapchatting minors, maybe

11/2/2025, 6:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view