Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)
Even city hall is getting their hopes up
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
constitution says that if a VP can still serve 2 full terms as POTUS after finishing his predecessor's term if it's for <2 years, if they wanted JD to have a shot at 10 years in power...
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
little late to be worried about the militarization of police, bozo.
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Millennial pause
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
The dems had that one poll six months ago that said people approved of trump on immigration and have avoided even mentioning ICE ever since
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
ah, swinging. the one thing revolving doors are famous for.
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious if they’re holding out to see what Black Friday/general christmas season look like
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
they really need to root out whichever comms directors are pushing this "distraction" language and blacklist them from politics
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Question for the class... would you still eat the sandwich, post-cop throw?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn’t that bad normally!
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Who cares what his posts say if his actions don’t back them up?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
that poor bodyguard is about to have a panic attack the entire time
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Is “let us oppress you or we’ll let that guy kill you” a functioning democracy?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
the switch from rock band to cards against humanity as a go-to party game is such a profoundly evil shift in our society
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck investors
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
you gotta dump him nancy!! he's no good!!
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
if he "found the courage" to run for president, maybe he can "find the courage" to not fall for rightwing smears on trans children. guy's a piece of shit.
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
get rekt
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
nothing centrists love more than yapping about "nuance" on shit they should support. Get this piece of shit out of here
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah it was good
Terrible TV (@terribletv.bsky.social) reposted
NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank god, your six week vacation will let you spend so much more time posting without having to even think about legislation
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Vaxed?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
no... i don't think i will...
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
These mfs are gonna make Pontypool happen irl
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
all these news shows need a guy whose entire job is just saying “what the hell are you talking about?” when the situation calls for it. i think i would be good at that
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you holding the camera so close to your face
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve spent thirty years and billions of dollars trying and failing to improve on AIM
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe this time the savings will be passed along to the customer… it hasn’t happened any of the previous times, but this will be the one, i can feel it
alber (@captainacab.airbud.website) reposted
i’m sick and tired of pretending sweet potato fries are good
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you and fuck your garbage bill
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Carville will be hiding in the shadows for years to come, poisoning democratic strategy with his terrible opinions
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
is this a sponsored post
We're just normal men (@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social) reposted
We’re just innocent men
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
all this yapping and you'll probably just end up voting for it anyway
nick pants (@nickpants.bsky.social) reposted
happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
look who learned how to oppose nominees! they grow up so fast
dog girl jesus (@doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social) reposted
some of u clearly dont fuck with fun.'s debut album Aim And Ignite and it shows
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t be too hard on yourself, House Democrats seem to be pretty good at that too
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh boy, “answers”!
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
why don't you go vote for a few more of trump's appointees over it
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Who cares about the ancient racists you meet at the Ancient Racist Rally
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
why would i want to vote for anyone who he wants to vote for?
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER (@nancycomics.bsky.social) reposted
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1949
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
this is embarrassing, you should be embarrassed to post stuff like this.
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
The news itself is almost old enough to read at a third grade level
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
You're gonna get Mayor Pete and the dems will scream at you for not being excited about it
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
why is the first hour just a montage?? why all the flashbacks??
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
embarrassing imo
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
What good is a "safe blue seat" of the person filling it refuses to do anything worthwhile? Those are the exact seats we SHOULD have fighters in
journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) reposted
I want that Boer obliterated
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
or the cops are always this incompetent and take shortcuts with procedure, but this is high profile enough and he has competent enough lawyers to make this kind of stuff visible
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
don't forget ten minute unskippable cut scenes where a guy with the most annoying voice in the world yells at you
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like mine is doing the same thing. God I hope this movie bombs
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
thank god he closed Guantanamo on day 1 of his presidency! who knows where we would be now if he hadn't stood firmly against extrajudicial off-shore detentions.
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
this was james carville's exact argument for why the party shouldn't do anything. it's intentionally designed to allow them to regain congress and the white house without making any specific policy proposals or promises which people might hold them to
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim Kaine is just the worst, every time. Hate that guy.
maia arson crimew 🏴 (@crimew.gay) reposted
im really excited for National Panic Sell Day tomorrow! let's all sell our stocks right as the market opens to celebrate!!!
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
And then what happened
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Government jobs don’t provide pens
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s multiple watches in the other safe too
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
their pensions?? what year is it?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
particularly galling thing to post right after schumer gave the republicans everything they want for no reason
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)
do NOT show me posts about wrestling!! enough!!
DashDucks (@dashducks.bsky.social) reposted
we are looking for snacks repost to send a treat to live.dashducks.tv
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)
dear god i thought we were finally free
Dan Clyne (@danclyne.bsky.social) reposted
God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
This doesn’t really track to me. Do people window shop for $100k cars?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
did he change it so that only people with Twitter Blue can vote?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)
teaching this MRI tech a lesson by drinking a big glass of ball bearings before my scan
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
a tax break for houses in disadvantaged communities that have gone 3+ years without being on fire
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
many shampoos are designed for the scalp as much as the hair, regular soap can dry the scalp out much like how it would face skin (vs using face wash)
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
we spent all of 2024 learning what happens when you cross Boeing. fingers crossed that history repeats
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't want to step on the toes of their esteemed colleague from across the aisle
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
hanging out in front of my favorite billboard with Dr Doak
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
to be fair, it also reverted a bunch of settings back to their defaults
esoteric cyberdoll (@dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online) reposted reply parent
roko's basilisk is cope for people who have no interiority
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Judiciary got it, and the *.mil got it, would they have had time to expand their AD that significantly?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
it'll almost certainly be from hr@opm.gov
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
🙏🙏🙏
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they get rid of the stupid team?
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social)
i hope ******** ***** **** ***.
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
we'd be in a better place as a country if the Dems worried about what to do electorally during election seasons and actually focused on governing between those times
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
if the tax savings are $300M, we would all get $1, not $1M...
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
A new federal holiday sounds pretty great, idc what it’s for. This is the best attack they have??
Floyd Epps (@floydepps.bsky.social) reply parent
that one standup comedian that was snapchatting minors, maybe