#ASongOrMovieForWhatToRead
Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
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#ASongOrMovieForWhatToRead
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One of my favorite movies! I was greatly moved by the ending they went with, but I just saw this one, and it is beautiful! I would be lying if I said I was suffering from dry eyes. 😊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=L252...
#InMyGarden It's the time of year when the deer are preparing for mating season and winter by voraciously devouring everything edible.
🎶My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time...🎶 #HeardAtAWildParty
#HeardAtAWildParty When are the cows leaving?
🐥🐥🐥 🐥🔊🐥 🐥🐥🐥 EXCUSE ME, I NEED A PEE. SOZ, I CAN'T MOVE. NEITHER CAN I. DUDE, JUST GO ON THE FLOOR. #HeardAtAWildParty #WildCardTags #HashtagGame
Mmm! These cream puffs are so good! #HeardAtAWildParty
#HeardAtAWildParty weird guy enters.
#HeardAtAWildParty all wizards and hobbits report to the dance floor.
#HeardAtAWildParty is tonight's #WildCardTags #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with Birthday Dude (tomorrow) @laughingskull.bsky.social and #MiniT46 ! 🎂 Happy Birthday Week, Robert!
Everyone is gone. heres, the first cartoon I ever made
🚨 ART SALE HAPPENING 🚨 THE FIRST 8 PEOPLE TO DM ME WILL GET THEIR AVI DONE FOR OVER 30% OFF!
ugh it happened again 😩 (monday)
Everything is stupid.
It’s about time BlueSky lets me bookmark my favorite butthole jokes
modern medicine has nothing on the healing properties of three hours at an all you can eat Chinese buffet
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here worrying that my toe will fall off
A zombie apocalypse but the zombies mostly just keep showing up to work.
When people are rude to me, I offer them a hug and then lick their ear.
Thanks Tea! 🧙♂️😂
This 🥊
In light of current events, I badly need a new kind of delicious snack
Since when do sports networks care if dying demon presidents get booed or not? Fuck @espn!
Seasonal depression waiting for the sun to start setting at 5 pm
Hot coffee: delicious Iced coffee: not bad Tepid coffee: absolute swill
You're so cute when you furrow your brow over the Book of the Dead.
I'm like 35% certain that someone on this airplane has pooped their pants and I just want everyone to know it wasn't me
I like to sit in busy waiting rooms and pretend I'm next.
Interview with an umpire.
I wonder if the trolls under bridges asking travelers to answer questions all the time were only looking for knowledge because they never got the chance to go to school
Cleaned out my car and found an unopened box of masks. I've been using the same mask all week, it's like finding a bunch of clean underwear after camping for a week
I live in the space beneath your floorboards, only coming out at night to braid your hair while you sleep.
#WhenIConjure my spells..
#WhenIConjure screaming demons it's probably the gas station sushi.
The weirdos show up in my DMs. #WhenIConjure
#WhenIConjure I invite friends to join me.
#WhenIConjure I feel bloated.
#WhenIConjure is the debut #HashtagGame from #PhantomTags ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @teatime75.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social and #FredTheStray !
Thanks! 😂 ⚾️
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen My phone rings........😰😱
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen Squadders come knocking..
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm on the phone dealing with "Customer Service"
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I hear people being racist.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm in Nice🤦♂️
Thanks! 😂
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen you call me Cyril🤦♂️
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I’m unable to coordinate my accessories.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm selfiesh
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm awful
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm watching football.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen choccy hobnobs are available
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm changing that damn tyre in the rain.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen My husband has a second coffee ☕
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen You criticise my cooking.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I’ve had a few.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen 🐕 The treats run out.
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen I'm late!
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen Karen starts yelling.
It's 4 pm ET/9 pm UK It's Time For @FGEvenings With Your Host @tweetfeelsgood ON X AND @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY! Be Part Of The Feel Good Weeklies And Join Me NOW AND PLAY: #ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen
#ImAlwaysNiceExceptWhen is the Monday edition of the #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social !
Too soon?
Mood
Sunday night. Gimme a few “what’s in my bag” vids & a hot snack in a bowl* & I’m fine. Fine, I say. *Hot Snack in a Bowl sounds like an Etta James** song. **I don’t know much about Etta James
I hope at some point today I can run in achingly shiny wingtips along a metal construction beam high off the ground being moved by a crane because I’m being chased by some Scandinavian baddies.
I woke up from a sex dream for this?
its eat or be eaten and i will be damned if this breakfast burrito takes me out
My bladder wakes me up at 3 am like a vengeful spirit
Would have been a great night to rent a 99 cent movie from Blockbuster
A van down by the river seems like a good idea in this economy
The only way school prepared me for adulthood was when we played dodgeball
I was trying to eat healthy tonight, but some hotwings caught me and changed my mind
The idea of Dude Wipes is hilarious to me. Just get some gotdamn baby wipes like a real man
If you were writing a script for a movie about healthcare and needed a batshit crazy anti-vaxx character, you would have to make it less batshit crazy than RFK JR to be believable.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Please do not introduce me to your pet. I will like them more than I like you, and then things will get weird.
Yogurt that I have to mix up? No thanks, I already have a job.
Decided to stop being dumbfounded and move on to being flabbergasted.
my neighbor told me vandals keep cutting down his speed cameras so i asked how many speed cameras he has and he said he just goes to the police chief and requisitions a new camera afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just using police budget to fund vandalism and then his mayor started crying
Apparently, the key to longevity is being as evil as possible. No other explanation.
oh, he’s GUILTY guilty
I'm self medicating with salmon
slipped and fell in a flurry of shower curtain, soapy tits, and wet limbs and growled out the bathroom window “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED”
how effortlessly the check engine light just blends into life’s background
August was a year of a month.
Drunk me is like sober me but ready to hang out with the aliens
the point of alt-text isn’t to make you feel superior to those who don’t use it that’s just a side benefit
being an american is bad for you
Trauma dump and chill
and is the misfired synapse that led to that reply in the room with us right now?
Dear Tomorrow, it's not a competition, you don't have to try to outbonkers Today. In fact, you could even try unbonkering to change things up a bit. Yours truly, Stefan
FGOnBlueSky 
