thereâs nothing like going out to eat with someone else who can really chow the fuck down
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thereâs nothing like going out to eat with someone else who can really chow the fuck down
Oh yea, I meant that this type of adult is what happens when people donât make sure their kids eventually stop being shitty and entitled, once itâs no longer developmentally appropriate for them to be so. The Paul brother archetype.
Yeah if you take your birth control pills like this schizophrenic illustration suggests one of your questions shouldnât be âwhy am I pregnant if I was on birth controlâ
I feel like this is what happens when you never tell your kids ânoâ
Spell Tome: Gargle Vampire
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dogâs head, iâm not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, youâve got the heaviest soul weâve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? theyâve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
I love how I made an alt, only to stay parched on main
By that I mean Iâm reading her video descriptions and comments like Iâm Sherlock Holmes, bitch. Patty, please just say that youâre straight, so that I can be free. Doesnât even have to be true
Stupid Dawnguard Helm
Nutella + pb also goes insane
hold on, you might be onto something with this pb + cereal business. i think i need it.
many such cases
I really need people to stop trying to find out if leanbeefpatty likes women. If for no other reason, then to avoid the hitherto unseen levels of insufferable I would become, if such a discovery was to be made
the old one quiet quit on me, so i pulled out an also kinda broken backup, that somehow works, but has to be a fire hazard
if i forget to buy a new charger again today, i should just have my phone confiscated.
As someone who generally likes cute versions of everyday items, I donât think cameras should ever look like anything other than cameras. Donât even get me started on the camera glasses, bc I saw this in a store and felt slightly icky about itđ
Architects when the massive-glass-walled room they just built acts like a greenhouse
They had some grace by making my first day back at uni be just one lecture. They kept it very real, by it being 3 hours, and held in a venue that is the most oxygen deprived a lecture hall can possibly be, while approved for human occupancy
Art by âą Emil Rousse (aka Scandinavianjawbreaka)
omg someone drew me đ„șđ„ș
Like, yes, Iâm not gonna feel properly awake for 6 months. BUT consider the cozy comfiness of not having the attention seeking presence of the sun rushing you
I know Iâm gonna wanna eat these words, but Iâm kind of excited for it to be dark in the morning
Good evening.
good vid
Made an alt because I missed being unhinged in twitter circles but so far Iâm just using its inbox to save posts
logging on
But have you considered that it would definitely fix me?
what if i rearranged my entire apartment rn
Iâm not getting my hopes up for shyt
jacked guy on a plane: haha I'm so muscular and broad it's not my fault these chairs are small also that guy: fat ppl should be made to travel in the cargo hold
I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host
Girl, theyâre taking over the city. Iâm fleeing as we speak.
Oh Iâm spending my advance on making it look like I never spent a day online in my life. I can starve, as long as everyone knows that I was born that week
I thought the week long app warning was overkill. But apparently, what they were really telling us, is that they werenât gonna do enough about it to avoid overwhelming the system.
Not to be rude, but why can an Ed Sheeran concert take out an entire metro line đ
My internet presence would get scrubbed the second I got a crumb of publicity and the world would never hear from me directly ever again lmao
@lars-loekke.bsky.social vil ikke arbejde for at suspendere handelsaftale med Israel. Det er ikke alene skvattet og ynkeligt. Det er ogsĂ„ medskyldighed i det folkedrab, Israel begĂ„r og nu intensiverer âŹïž. FĂžj for den lede. #dkpol www.dr.dk/nyheder/sene...
God how I wish I was joking
come on man lol
You get it
Unless??
Han var, trods alt, selv kommet frem til at det var en fejl, da jeg kom pÄ banen. PÄ den anden side, sÄ blev det heller ikke bedre end dét.
Nogle gange, ik? IsĂŠr uger som denne. SĂ„ tĂŠnker jeg over, at en jeg har datet, har stemt M.
No problem, brick! All good options, good luck shopping around.
I donât say this out of bias, because you can tell by looking at a map, but consider: Denmark. At the risk of getting exiled, it barely qualifies as a Nordic country. Winter gets real dark, but we have it incredibly mild in every other way.
So, literally any Scandinavian city
Rescheduled for tomorrow đ«Ą
I think my tattoo artist forgot our appointment, so now I have a bald spot for no reason
Sucks that feminism became politically verboten at exactly the moment when the right calcified into a masculinity death cult
Look at Friedland's face when Torres "rejects the notion" of Israel having the policy of killing civilians seeking aid.
Sketchy Pizza
probably Erik's best vid so far đ www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3LQ...
Tamer Satan United States, Census, 1930
Omg youâre so pretty!!
Talking like this in mixed company might get you punched in the face just fyi
The Danish PM has issued an official apology to the Greenlandic women and girls who had IUDs inserted without their knowledge and consent during the 1960's and right up until 1992. Now we just need a sizesble compensation for the victims! www.dr.dk/nyheder/poli...
Actually, I also had youth specific back problems for a while, so itâs more that hypermobility fucking rules, at every age!
Turned 26 and my hip/lower back started to get weird, I love being old
Mr.Beast complained that a comedian who makes people laugh (and doesn't torture people for a living) was considered more influential than him. Then he deleted the tweet in embarrassment
Career + family + I don't drive đ
There are ways onto the Copenhagen real estate market for those who know how to find them
If I donât fall in love in the next couple of years iâm gonna become skinny and evil and marry a divorced consultant who doesnât care if I live or die
Mon ikke de snart vĂŠnner sig til hinanden đ«¶
i move the stars for no one
herregud en babyđ„č havde slet ikke opfattet at hun er sĂ„ lille :')
Maybe Iâm the weirdo, and I get that they probably havenât thought that far, but ngl I donât think the implication, that the most notable thing about my appearance is the plain gold ring Iâve got sticking out of my nose, speaks very much in my favour
Let me preface this by saying *Iâll politely thank them anyway*, but I think men on dating apps should stop trying to be creative, and just go back to calling women pretty. Like, âeyebrows on fleekâ was uphill, but I started getting âyour septum ring is so cuteâ which isnât great either imo
Iâve been a drug store warrior ever since I stopped treating makeup as a hobby. I just wanted to treat myself to a couple of things before going to the wedding, and for very bravely going back to school, and Iâm still probably gonna do it, but god damn
Just browsed Sephora for a bit, and holy shit, makeup has gotten so mf expensive
Thank you. My ass did in fact quit in 2022đ
refusing to commit to either giving or withholding an endorsement is a good bit
It would be a huge step forward if people stopped reading the Atlantic
i think about this post every day
Huge demonstration in Copenhagen this afternoon. đâïž#FreePalestine #FreeGaza #FromTheRiverToTheSea #dkpol
When will science let me donate the fat pocket above my belly button to go towards someoneâs BBL? I just feel like we should be able to work something out
There are too many people on the internet. How am I supposed to keep track of them all
Me when he tells me itâs another dire and urgent or overdue thing he is utterly unprepared for, and needs my help with
Me when my dad calls
Det kan godt vÊre, at jeg har sÞlvpapirshatten pÄ, men tror at chokoladen var ren valgflÊsk, og bÞgerne er et tiltag som skal fÄ dem til at se driftige ud, uden at Êndre det store. Modsat at sÊnke prisen pÄ mad, som alle kÞber hele tiden.
Once the AI bubble pops, I will pioneer previously unexplored frontiers of being a smug little shit. My joy will be boundless and I'll be impossible to live with.
I am very hungry
Find a way to bestow Mara's Blessing of Cheating upon the Pack of Landlords
Er der noget der kan fĂ„ politikerleden tilbage bruse over hos mig, sĂ„ er det politikere der kun gĂžr âgode tingâ fordi de vil genvĂŠlges⊠Dem der nu har besluttet dette valgtrick er de samme som ikke vi give de samme ĂŠldre en vĂŠrdig behandling i dagligdagen, men som med HariboafgiftenâŠdet lyder godt
Sewing machine ate 7 hours of my day while i wasnât paying attentionđ
Commission
wdym "10 years"?? take that back
Det er den da vel ikkeđ
Losing my entire mind trying to pick between two dark green fabrics. Is this what life is like for people who donât wear all black? How do you stand it??
getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
I donât remember the street lights being insufficient before, so Iâm leaning towards there being a conspiracy afootđ§
They actually are. Admin put up lights across from our front doors, and ever since then itâs been spider buffet out there
i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
rihanna playing xbox 360 (2006)
Ahhhhh 
