Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely seems Not Good, but the fact of it being an isolated incident implies some kind of mitigating circumstance...
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Definitely seems Not Good, but the fact of it being an isolated incident implies some kind of mitigating circumstance...
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like I remember a Prairie Home Companion bit about this...
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Sex as a motivator bores me immensely, LOTR is so much greater for leaving it behind.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
In terms of track time, Piastri made three horrible mistakes in 30 seconds. #azerbaijanGP #formula1
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I played semi-regularly for a few years, but primarily just small-gang null-sec shenanigans. Never involved in any of the major alliances or skirmishes.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
"What does this mean for Titanium futures at the Jita exchange? Will Test Alliance shift to a war economy? For more we turn to embedded correspondent XxHeadBasher69xX."
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
EVE online was the closest a games journalist could get to being a finance writer or war reporter. Every once in a while there would be a story like, "Tensions erupted in EVE Online last night, $30,000 in assets were destroyed."
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
you'll never guess the original name of this file as pulled from the internet
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just an actual EVE Online screenshot.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
let's remember some good internet videos www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1X...
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
On my work computer there is ONE shortcut which is always there due to some weird network policy. If I delete it, it just comes back in ten minutes. If I move it out of the way, it moves itself back over. It's a shortcut to a WEB PAGE that I ALREADY have bookmarked in my browser! Drives me mad.
Chain Bear F1 (@chainbear.bsky.social) reposted
Is this what it's like watching American football
Chain Bear F1 (@chainbear.bsky.social) reposted
They brought elimination qualifying back
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
hahaha get rekt Sinclair!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Lawson and Sainz both outqualifying the drivers that replaced them this year, gotta feel great for them. #formula1 #azerbaijanGP
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
On a more serious note, I don't remember the last time I saw a car come to such a dead stop. Probably knocked the wind out of him real good.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the fanciest cars, but often great action, and you can so easily approach and chat with drivers & crew. Also a great way to get noticed as a photographer ;-)
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
OH NO THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN #F1 #formula1 #azerbaijanGP
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
He was weaving carbon fiber from thin air with his bare hands
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
One day people will realize there are other motorsports they can watch besides F1. Whenever someone asks me if they should go to an F1 race, I tell them they should go to WEC or IMSA instead. At least they've got V12s!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them fight.gif
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
If you don't have a countertop deep frier in your kitchen, you are simply a coward
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I recognize that credit scores are theoretically very handy, but the rules are so stupid. Sorry for trying to save money and not buying a car every 2 years I guess!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
This is exactly what I mean. "We need to know you can pay off your loans" *Pays off a loan* "Oops sorry that's bad actually" "Your credit lines are too old" *Applies for a credit line* "Eeuuughhh too many credit lines, gross" Make it make sense!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of those are good. Too many and it's just a lighter Black Mirror.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
My score has gone down like 50 points in the last 2 years and I've been nothing but financially responsible. It's an arcane and broken system.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I did a lap around Bathurst once in a Ford Ranger. Still counts, still awesome
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Star Trek is such a wonderful optimistic vision of an idealized future #startrek
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
62 orders from the BMW event. And 9 still to do from Track Night. This may, uh, take a while...
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
This depends a lot on what's included in the pink region vis-a-vis immigrant communities in New York City and San Fransisco.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
"Behold! Said the Professor" is "We'll Always Have Paris" if it was a TOS episode written by Harlan Ellison
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
(also, most basic wearables will not give you really reliable heartrate data anyway, so their true utility is limited.)
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Most people probably do not "need" any sort of fitness tracker, especially all day long, unless they have specific training goals or health problems. I have a Wahoo I wear when biking or hiking, mostly out of curiosity, and a Seiko for most other times.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
So many good curbstrike shots. These drivers were putting on a show #motorsportphotography #trackday
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a good coaster
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
him and the undo guy should honestly be sainted
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
tfw the wind blows your foreground into the *foreground* #photography
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
"Should I meet them at the dock with guns?" was her first line in the series, and, honestly: iconic.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
I do not understand this tyre call from the Falken team #NLS7
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
say it isn't so!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
"quarterly report brain" has done a lot of damage over the years, but this is not the cure
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Caught some great moments today! Looking forward to going through these...all 18 thousand of them. #photography #trackday #motorsport
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok I will survey these two photos at least #photography #motorsport
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Actually today was way better than I feared. Hopefully get better sleep tonight! That probably means I shouldn't survey the 10,000 photos I got...
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I can just *hear* JG Hertzler's line deliveries
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Really curious to see how he does in a proper NLS race
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Nothing like waking up at 3 am the night before a track day >_< Everything would have gone way better this weekend if I'd gone to bed at midnight Thursday instead of being in a good mood and indulging in one more episode of Star Trek.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Today was not as productive or restful as it should have been, alas (thanks, leafblower guy >_<). But here are a few shots from the Track Night event from yesterday. Shooting another event on Saturday/Sunday so I have my work cut out... #photography #trackday #tracknightinamerica
JayDrawsπͺπ¨π¦ [comms closed] (@jayjaythejetplane.bsky.social) reposted
i think about this one often <3
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
It's probably fine to have just one media company, right?
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
See this is what I'd like genAI for. I could write this movie in a day, and get it pretty good after a few iterations. But there's no way it would ever be made for real, and if it were it would be completely ruined by studio meddling.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
The Klingon first officer tragically dies, his last words being, "I would like to have tried some prune juice"
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Christian Slater plays a Starfleet Intelligence analyst that thinks the captain of the prototype Bird Of Prey wants to defect. He gets hot-dropped onto the Enterprise and Kirk has to overcome his racism to fight for peace.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
What if instead of The Undiscovered Country they made The Hunt For Red October But With Klingons? You wouldn't even really have to change the themes of the movie!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
If they're gonna make submarine movies out of Star Trek let's make *submarine movies* out of Star Trek.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Picard was appalled at the insinuation, but what was the guy supposed to think? It's big, well-lit, carpeted floors, quiet, pleasant aesthetics, a magic "any food/drink/object you want" device in your room, and a bar with free drinks and a nice view at the bow. Definitely a cruise ship.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that guy that woke up from the 90's had a point comparing the D to the QE2.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
The set design kind of annoys me on that show. Everyone's quarters are bigger than my apartment. The engine room is CAVERNOUS. The conference room has its own separate lounge area. All the interior spaces are way too big for what ought to be a relatively compact spaceship.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello yes are you the manager? I was told that Nothing Ever Happens?
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to imagine you explaining this to Denis Lawson in line at a coffee shop
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
All cars should have Spyker switchgear
Sam Wilson (@samwilson.bsky.social) reposted
Bloody Keir Starmer's only gone and got the Bible blocked
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
This one never gave me any trouble, but it was a manually actuated lever, not powered retractable. Seemed like it probably had aerodynamic benefits.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Yessss *sickos.jpg* I'm going to have to make time for this.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they have a rifftrax of it yet. That's the only way I'll watch it a 2nd time.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Found B5 episodes?? π
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Had a big car show gig over the weekend--LOG44! Will post more from this in the future, but it's gonna be a busy couple weeks for me so forgive me if it takes a little while. #LOG44 #lotus #carshow #photography
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Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish it was easier to get a Sony in the US...
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
If you like that sort of thing you may enjoy Iain M Banks' Culture novel Matter
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I had a clear enough schedule to follow all these people
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Just bring a GameBoy, as God intended
Hazel Southwell (@hazelsouthwell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
yeah you can do absolutely everything right and have it all turn to shit anyway but if you've got a way of telling the front left mechanic they did not accidentally just decide a title battle (not that it mattered *hugely* each way, either) then idk I'd probably do that tbh, seems better
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I've flown to APAC twice, once through Chicago to Hong Kong, once through San Francisco to Sydney. Curious that west coast connections wouldn't be more common for you.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Really, never SFO or LAX?
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
They heard "man vs self" in a writing class once and said "ah yes I know what that means"
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
I wish Iain M Banks was still here to be like "you idiot, you moron, you absolute rube" and then write another book where he's even more explicitly the villain.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I am hoping that the easing of TSA rules means 90 minutes becomes more reliable
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Doing the whole "2 hours early for domestic" thing saved my ass when I went to the wrong airport once.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
McLaren are going to get team orders re-banned at this rate #formula1 #italianGP
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
No #HULKPODIUM today =( #formula1 #f1 #italianGP
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
It actively prevents growth in a market they're ostensibly trying to capture, reduces the potential talent pool and overall competitiveness in the sport, and betrays a lack of confidence in their actual product.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh does it? I must have missed when they changed it. At any rate it certainly doesn't count as much as it should. I know why it's like that, but it seems so shortsighted to make it that much more difficult for Americans to enter F1 for little to no good reason.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
I think this is pretty shrewd of Herta, but it still sucks that IndyCar doesn't count toward a Super license
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Sat around for a while watching, but no airplanes crossed over the moon. Oh well at least I got this photo to show for it. #photography
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact, the only Ghibli movie I've actually watched is Grave of the Fireflies. So yeah I don't really have this association.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
After some minor research I've found that black tea exceeds their "150 mg/L" threshold, and I think I would laugh for three days straight if the UK accidentally banned kids from drinking tea.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they gonna age-gate coffee as well or is this just a prejudice against acidity?
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy who doesn't know what the big deal is with Dyson Spheres, because his vacuum cleaner has one
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not inherently against it I guess, but if their main reason for doing it is "it's expected of me" then they need to gtfo.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
But...2 was the worst one
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
The TSA's dumb-ass rules are like 70% of why I don't like air travel. This might actually get me into travelling for fun more often.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
The liquids rules always seemed way stupider to me than the shoes rules, only mitigated by the shoes being more of a hassle. Then we just need to make the item separation rules consistent among airports, and the TSA would finally have a mostly sane ruleset!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
And no I'm not going to type out three paragraphs with attached image and excel file in SMS. Sorry not sorry.
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, the other guy on the email chain finally started responding to text messages, but didn't reply to the e-mail. Like goddammit guys I want to have ONE conversation in ONE medium!!
Alan @ Former Instants (@formerinstants.bsky.social)
Vaduz, Peel, Ambleve, Nurburgring #castleposting