How it started: (born) How it's going: (dying)
Fellow spacetime traveler. Posts sometimes clever. ★★☆☆☆
166 followers 116 following 1,146 posts
view profile on Bluesky
How it started: (born) How it's going: (dying)
republicans would still be plotting it for the next time they got power though
once the stupidest wasp in this swarm of wasps dies i bet the rest of them will stop stinging me
a living breathing koan, the trump supporter who i see everyday reading a different book about ww2
perfection is ugly
A very high number of Americans support tyranny and their only complaint is that the current king isn't their preferred one.
you guys think thats impressive, check this shit out:
you should be able to make a copy of yourself by taking a small clipping and dipping the cut end in rooting powder. the tip of your smallest toe grows into a new you and somehow has a suspicious amount of your memories. one day the bank teller says "back again?" and all your money is gone
Some artist's style is multi-fingered political cartoons and anti-AI-art activists are really giving them a raw deal.
Something about "I worship the god who accepts me as I am because I'm a wretched sinner with no hope of being a good person" just screams "I'm a wretched sinner with no hope of being a good person" to me.
At the bus stop today a crackhead pointed finger guns at a man in a wheelchair, who shouted back "Don't you point that at me!" Later he told me he wished he had been strapped with the real one he keeps on his nightstand. Defense against the invisible slugs. "Trump has the right idea," he said.
We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
Showing off my bear trap collection by spreading them out on the floor and gingerly stepping over them to set up a camera on a tripod
elon musk setting up his own platos cave and immediately getting entranced by the shadows
I looked it up and you have to eat 10 carrots a day to go orange so I’m no longer afraid of eating too many carrots
i did not solve the escape room but i did get 90 minutes of exquisite sleep
kicked out of the kitchen for pronouncing potato poe da toe
Turn that Lefty Gunplay feature off Turn that Lefty Gunplay feature off
Trick your sales prospect into talking to a machine as though it is a person, that way their first impression of your company is a deep sense of embarassment and revulsion.
I have travelled back in time to several decades to warn thema literal clown will be elected President, obvious orange face makeup every day, lifts in his shoes, can't walk in a straight line, can't speak without lying even about basic facts like his height and weight. So far no one believes me.
Justice is superhuman corporations getting a superhuman death penalty when they are responsible for death. The death penalty for a corporation is its nationalization, dissolution, and dispensing of its assets to the public on whose backs it was built, starting with its victims.
👏 👏 👏
there are some gun toting anti-tyranny americans who truly believe the larp is over, now is the time to use them, and they are facing the reality of what that really means, discovering they have the ammo but not the heart
inventing a machine that lets you leave people pedantic explanations of the meaning of their own words for them to find when they wake up
if you ask a beekeeper how to make honey you get a very different answer than if you ask a bee
the internet did give us a way to find the best egg salad recipe you have to give it that
turns out everybody loves tyranny as long as their favorite tyrant is on the throne
one side is cheating cause they want the rules gone forever, the other side is defending the rules, cause the rules are democracy
we must not move on from whatever it was a few weeks ago
oh. liqueurs. not le coors. ill see myself out of your fancy party but im taking my beer with me
Metaphors are a lens that color how you see the real ideas. Only using one metaphor to help conceive of an idea causes you not see the full picture. Metaphors are a funnel that distill the true ideas. Metaphors are a mirage that make you think you have the right idea. Metaphors are a dancing monkey
the fact that you blocked me for this is brainworms behavior
me: the expert response is always "it depends" them: oh my god are you coming to my birthday party or not
leaf blowers on amon din! fear, fire, foes, awake! drums in the deep! husqvarna!
nobody has stronger or stupider opinions on being assaulted in a city than people who don't live in a city
If she keeps losing weight and they didn't check already, maybe hyperthyroidism? They can detect it, and treat it with radioactive iodine. ❤️🐈
Homer is where the Bart is 🫠
I think OP is a considerate kind person expressing a much needed humane view of homeless people. But I also find their post naive & victim-blamey. Imagine e.g. "If you're catcalled you'll be fine." Fear in a city isnt unreasonable. There ARE some dangerous people living on the streets.
When getting thrown onto tracks, stabbed, or punched it can be hard to get an address, but the news articles about the stabbing and attempted murder identify the suspect as homeless. The sociopaths who attacked me might have had homes. What criteria did you use to apply the label?
Yes
how to do the white guy embarassing handshake 🫱🏻 🤛🏻 🤜🏻 🫲🏻
what they dont tell you about popeye is that spinach gets him high as hell
your train sounds so nice, i was sucker punched in the back of the head on my train once. another time i was threatened by a guy who thought i was looking at him. same station, a woman was pushed onto the tracks & hit by a train months later. prior year someone was stabbed to death.
(bored at the table) More like Dumbgeons and Draggin's am I right? (everyone else ignores me)
not me!
Can’t believe you would reveal your one weakness like this
his show cosmos is an almost timeless inspiration. its on archive.org
💯
love and carl sagan
bro you gonna wear that sailor suit and lick that big lollipop while skipping down the street and not sing “la la la”?
designing long but shallow steps so everybody has to choose baby steps or double steps
what would abraham lincoln tweet
so much depends upon a fascist republican party glazing their fascist leader inside the white house
William Carlos Williams, eat your heart out
Sorry to be a naysayer, I strongly agree with your core expressed desire here that the information age present us with truth rather than misinformation. I only think that our aversion to truth and preference for lies is ancient, and that the truth has a steep uphill battle with us.
quoteinvestigator.com shows that the true source of information, and the veracity of it, has long been disregarded. I often trace sources of published claims & find them to be whole cloth inventions. I dream of a future where facts are valued but thats not today nor yesterday & AI isnt the reason.
gradually turning my signature into a drawing of a dick and balls until someone notices
Good morning! Some fine folks have had similar ideas (that the solution to our species' woes is a greater focus on empathy) and it seems their stories generally end with the preacher martyred and the followers' misunderstandings codified into a religion that perpetuates hierarchy and domination.
Dr Pibb Pepper, PhD
just hand stuff
headline: What Do Taylor Swift Fans Think About The Color Orange
in pilots school they teach uhhh
if the calendar had a “feels like” index like weather apps do i would not have accepted the invite to this hour long meeting
rejected william carlos william poem no one heard me coming farting down the hallway
So glad he found us, we were reading peacefully in this spot just in case someone needed a quiet public place to have their loud Zoom call.
i met super wealthy super privileged person with an unfathomably charmed life and wouldnt you know it, nicest person ever, crazy i know
It could be worse. Just be patient. We will make it much worse.
a game where whoever wins gets to decide what the rules were and send anybody who broke the rules to jail for game crimes. every time a new game is played, players think the game rules & crimes from last time are in effect but that really depends on who wins the new game now doesn't it
they set that movie up like it's gonna be about sledding and then... nothing. i dont know what anybody sees in it
If i play my cards right i could win this poker game
Williams Sonoma™ keeps our knives behind locked glass. If you wish, a Williams Sonoma™ employee will handle a knife for you. You may handle one knife yourself, but our employee gets a larger knife and takes one step back. You may handle more than one knife only at Williams Sonoma™ gunpoint.
I just love back-to-school season—the plastic rulers, non-toxic markers, and safety scissors packed neatly in bullet-proof backpacks
Lababwa
How close is that to Dilly Dale
What if I told you that Dr Pepper has an unaccredited PhD in metaphysics, and Mr Pibb has been a nurse for ten years? The world wouldn't seem so simple anymore would it?
And I will have my Sbarro, in this life or the next.
diminutive deborah’s snacks and cakes
im here for a short time not a bad time
i think of it as like a personal notebook with a tiny audience inside who occasionally nods at the thing i wrote
every man who spits is not to be trusted, he is wearing a human suit for the first time and unfamiliar with how to work the mouth
raising awareness about ignoring things as mental healthcare
we are all born freaky little scientist artists
who needs critical thinking when faith is a virtue
Impressive scoop, the study can't be found anywhere else, not the FetishFinder site, blogs, social media, nor any other publication. "A spokesperson in a statement" must have provided the study directly to Dallas Observer on condition of anonymity.
90% of republican voters approve. The problem won't go away when Trump does.
actually it's very precedented
That blur and gust of wind was a NYT editor running past on his way to platform another definitively evil person's heinous opinion.
gravity
never completed, only abandoned: art, democracy, dieting
good question but what is winning if we give up on the rule of law we say we fight for? if we disenfranchise every californian by taking their right to decide their laws what have we won? king newsome? i dont yet believe law has been defeated and democracy is hopeless
thats what makes them the enemy
i think we agree but fwiw if your opponents tactic is lawlessness and your principle is rule of law you cant use their tactic. defense of democratic rule of law is what this is all about. some repliers sound like they think lawless rule by democrats is the goal
oh the bar is a five star personality now OKAY
no matter what happens i'm still always smiling on the inside where my skull is
OK but what's wrong with feeling good & possibly overprotecting dog feet from burning? lol Anyway I found this on google scholar but I should really be doing something else so I'm gonna dip out, much love stay cool helvia.uco.es/handle/10396...
So many people so insistently wrong so often about so much, our species' success so far is an awesome miracle
Why not just look it up bro www.splootvets.com/post/burnt-d... www.foxnews.com/us/washingto... www.fourpawsusa.org/our-stories/... vetster.com/en/condition... www.akc.org/expert-advic... fonjonpetcare.com/how-hot-does... www.petmd.com/dog/general-...
Inherited Grandma's Costco membership and the six pallettes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch she bought last time she went so at least that Thanksgiving tradition will continue
Costco is where to go when your net worth has outgrown Walmart but your self worth hasn't