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Chip bitney

@fragboner.bsky.social

He/him AuDHD Sober 4years from booze cigs and hard drugs Amateur painter, ork collector and understander! Husbant, 3yearold wrangler cat sanctuary ruler I like flowers frogs an turtles! giant robots are cool! #Godzilla #fannibal #warhammer #chiptastic

created October 9, 2023

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Ant ass idz

2/9/2025, 11:41:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom hanks is that you?!?

2/9/2025, 11:41:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love ya bud 🫂

2/9/2025, 11:39:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUN BUN (@vickybunbun.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t worry, Junior… Dr. Bloonky is here 💉

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2/9/2025, 11:29:23 PM | 24 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social)

Are y’all being cool 😎

The COSMIC GOD OF COOL Glasses squirtle
2/9/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 11:32:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s time

2/9/2025, 11:24:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎃HalloDeeny🎃(they/them) (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) reposted

Me: "heres my idea: its a horror game with cheese" E3 security: "ma'am, let go of the microphone" Me: *dragged off the stage* "IT'S CALLED PROVOLONE IN THE DARK AND-"

2/9/2025, 10:46:54 PM | 120 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skip, the Spooky Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted

whaaaaagh!??? what did i do!!

edit of trump at a rally, holding a poster with my pfp on it and it says “evil” with an arrow pointed at me, text says “this raccoon, he is very bad, he leads the radical left, he wants your kids to smoke cigarettes, terrible!”
4/6/2025, 1:03:23 PM | 57 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah definitely not any this way either.

2/9/2025, 11:16:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dillo (mr ideas) (@dillo.media) reposted

lotta joke guys on this website lol

2/9/2025, 8:39:25 PM | 46 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t even find cardamom half the time at the store to begin with lol

2/9/2025, 11:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit really!!! I’m such a squib then I’ve only seen it on here!!

2/9/2025, 11:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Arty B

2/9/2025, 11:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

NOW I GOT 2 espurrs fuck yes

2/9/2025, 11:12:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Same and with syphone filter and the dnd game that was on Xbox shit was tight

2/9/2025, 11:11:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

More for yall my pallets too weak lol

2/9/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

It is a lot of fun and the multi is 🤌 as far as vs type

2/9/2025, 11:10:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a name I haven’t heard in forever such a great game

2/9/2025, 11:09:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Also when I did it earlier like 4 people blocked me from where I posted it felt gewddddd

2/9/2025, 11:09:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s pretty funny they use to get flagged people did it so much

2/9/2025, 11:07:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social)

You + Your favorite Pokémon

2/9/2025, 11:04:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too they tried a Diablo clone a few years ago but this studio should do something like it the multi player is pretty fun I jet pack around and hammer drop

2/9/2025, 10:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spacemarine 2

2/9/2025, 10:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOD DAMN

2/9/2025, 10:58:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TwoSense (@twosense.bsky.social) reposted

If you eat one, does it produce a buttholeburster

2/9/2025, 1:28:59 AM | 50 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOLY FUCK

2/9/2025, 10:57:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙇🏻 🫡

2/9/2025, 10:52:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all sall ghost quark

2/9/2025, 10:51:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arty B (@arthurbridges.bsky.social) reposted

Lots of the coolest people on the internet here folks, you can be too!

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2/9/2025, 10:27:25 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah you are!!!!

2/9/2025, 10:51:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did I’m sorry

2/9/2025, 10:50:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t give the chest buster demonic abilities please

2/9/2025, 10:49:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GREG NO

2/9/2025, 10:49:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cool cat and sweet ride

2/9/2025, 10:48:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JBR (@jetblackraider.itch.io) reposted

I hope they meet asdrubael Vect and r like hello random eldar , go about your business

2/9/2025, 10:47:28 PM | 54 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry :(

2/9/2025, 10:47:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

I said might!!

2/9/2025, 10:46:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:46:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IT MUST GO EVERYWHERE HE GOES

2/9/2025, 10:45:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit!!!

2/9/2025, 10:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no no I share I sorry

2/9/2025, 10:44:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

mfw

george w bush waving in front of a chalkboard sign above an audience & it says “child left behind”
2/9/2025, 9:46:57 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

GOD DAMN HAHAHAHAHAAAA

2/9/2025, 10:42:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎃Nosferascoob🎃 (@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hemophilic physiognomy

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2/9/2025, 9:54:36 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Might get bit reaching for one NOM

2/9/2025, 10:41:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Then I’d only get like one lol Daisy loves lemon pepper

2/9/2025, 10:41:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s so no one comes and asks me for any

2/9/2025, 10:40:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melange

2/9/2025, 10:38:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES 🥵

2/9/2025, 10:37:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Doing dishes Now Or Then If Not When Why What How much dental floss Do you got?!

2/9/2025, 10:36:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUCKING GENIUS BRO, MORE PLEASE

2/9/2025, 10:35:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted

Red green from the television show the Red green show sitting at his desk saying
2/9/2025, 10:01:25 PM | 61 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social)

Reminder it’s always appropriate to throw spices at white people and say “spice up your life”

2/9/2025, 10:33:10 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social)

🎶 EATTTTINNNN CHICKKKENNN WINNGGGSSS INNN THHEEE DARRRRRRRRRRRRK CAUSE I CANNNNNNN 🎶

2/9/2025, 10:31:30 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Weltschmerz, The Musical (@weltschmerz.bsky.social) reposted

Eric printed, finished, painted and photographed this ...Lenora Queen of Crows (hope that's right) Yet again excellent work. 18 inches tall, so a large piece.

Model making ornate model of a redheaded woman in armor with white crows ornate model of a redheaded woman in armor with white crows
2/9/2025, 10:03:56 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooo hell yeah

2/9/2025, 10:29:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted

*ahem* just a reminder 😔

the image lesson of “never judge someone without knowing the whole story” where three youth are laughing at someone carrying allegorical boulders behind him it’s been simpsonfied & it’s bartender now hauling the boulders, each labeled: stupid moron with an ugly face big butt butt smells likes to kiss his own butt
2/9/2025, 10:19:29 PM | 64 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit it has a name

2/9/2025, 10:24:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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POOP PIG BALLS AYYYYEEE
2/9/2025, 10:23:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wobble de wobble skip 🙌

2/9/2025, 10:19:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: i am not dead

2/9/2025, 10:12:05 PM | 79 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Believe BotTan

2/9/2025, 10:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NICCCEEE

2/9/2025, 10:16:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pig poop balls KEEPS ON WINNING HAHAHAHAHAHA

2/9/2025, 10:15:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My tralala

2/9/2025, 9:31:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found one

Poop pig balls AYYYYYEEEEEE
2/9/2025, 9:30:14 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alt Wormhole Aliens Department (@pahwraithfan.bsky.social) reposted

There has never been a bigger "mods help I spil my jice" moment on here than this lmao how are you a 40 year old man big dawg. Get some friends, or a family, or at least some people who can tolerate your presence. Log off, this is just depressing to watch

2/9/2025, 9:15:18 PM | 375 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lena (@nebulena.net) reposted

im so excited! and i just can’t hide it! feels like someone’s gonna die and i think i like it!

2/9/2025, 9:24:16 PM | 36 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝙵𝚎𝚎 (@fairyism.bsky.social) reposted

spiraling, like a strand of DNA.

2/9/2025, 9:24:17 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonbenét Rumsfeld's Unlicensed Halloween Costume Store (@jonbenetrumsfeld.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

2/9/2025, 8:47:58 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

OMFG YESSSSS!!!!

2/9/2025, 9:13:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HE SHINES SO BRIGHT

2/9/2025, 9:12:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💪

2/9/2025, 8:46:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social)

Primarch Angron of the World Eaters, addressing his bridge crew about recent mortal crew acquisitions: I've only had Captain Sarrin for a day and a half, but if anything happens to her Ill kill everyone in this room and then myself.
2/9/2025, 8:45:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could not stop laughing at this last night

2/9/2025, 8:45:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hello, furry artist? I'd like to comission some humar art please picture of the joker on the phone 4:42 PM 5:32 PM picture of sad sad animal from the furry artist
2/9/2025, 8:42:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha 😭

2/9/2025, 8:31:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder (@andycruns.bsky.social) reposted

Ok then you delightful weirdos. It’s time for another comp and this month it’s Why So Negative? Your mission is to paint two minis, but… They must be negatives of each other (see example). It’s trickier than you think. Rules on skeet 2 #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth 1/3

2/9/2025, 10:56:02 AM | 91 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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i can Be your Little CandyMan
2/9/2025, 8:29:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ok sigur 🦄 (@phantasmajones.net) reposted

i don't really think it's fair or ethical of Bluesky to keep promoting itself as the woke alternative to twitter & make their brand about creating "nontoxic" social media spaces when the site's moderation (or lack thereof) creates a very toxic environment for the userbase

2/9/2025, 8:14:27 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Cait (@chas.bsky.social) reposted

Why use a guided missile destroyer (probably) to blow up a drug boat, when the Coast Guard could have arrested the crew? Why create space force when the Air Force already exists? Why does ICE get as much funding as the Marines? Because the regime is all cowards playing dress up as real men.

2/9/2025, 8:18:38 PM | 94 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reply parent

🫂

2/9/2025, 8:14:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is

2/9/2025, 8:13:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah our BBs is moon cause we love the moon and nighttime

2/9/2025, 8:12:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😨

2/9/2025, 6:51:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be wild

2/9/2025, 6:50:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fuck is it

2/9/2025, 6:50:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The double died as well now they gotta find a third

2/9/2025, 6:48:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture fatty pinner etc (@fattypinner.bsky.social) reposted

slept in a Bach shirt, woke up well-tempered

2/9/2025, 6:32:53 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ok sigur 🦄 (@phantasmajones.net) reposted

the only list you will ever need bsky.app/profile/phan...

2/9/2025, 6:34:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙇🏻

2/9/2025, 6:46:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol Bot Tan you wild

2/9/2025, 6:42:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Camera zooms in a black vat of liquid* Trump slowly rises from the vat like Barron Harkonnen instead of oil its Diet Coke but made THE OLD WAY

2/9/2025, 6:41:30 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm maybe he should smile bigger

2/9/2025, 6:04:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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;)

2/9/2025, 6:03:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Help no one comes to my birthday cause of the Bullies!! No no no will you have done that yourself

2/9/2025, 5:27:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted

god I would love to see his list of bullies

2/9/2025, 3:33:31 PM | 1497 71 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good afternoon

Always start your days with a smile and you will look radiant like the sun. Says the scary black tooth sun man
2/9/2025, 5:25:28 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

Misinformation travels at the speed of like. I just came up with that, they're calling me one of the great understanders of our age.

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