THAT is his “apology”?
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THAT is his “apology”?
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The ctrl+f bros strike again.
Anyone have a guest link? I like Jamelle, but I can’t bring myself to subscribe to the Times at this point.
If the news has a “strategy and tone of its reporting,” I would hesitate to call it “news,” anymore.
I’d call him a disingenuous fuck to his face, but the talentless little piss baby blocked me after I asked him whether he had changed his mind about Elon after licking his ass so hard a few years back
So, violating posse comitatus isn’t “brazen,” but THIS is?
Yup. The desire one ought to have for him and others spewing reactionary bile is to have him change his mind or, failing that, live a long, lonely life of utter irrelevance.
This ought to be an utterly non-controversial position.
This shouldn’t be hard. I think Charlie Kirk is a loathsome piece of shit. You can believe that without wanting to see him shot, at a school, no less.
Wait. Is the redacted portion literally a girl’s name?
The Atlantic: Run it!
I’m sorry. Are you saying we should trust the safety of autonomous vehicles in THIS regulatory environment?
And THEN…?
Really? NOBODY was shooting people, ROBERT F. KENNEDY, Jr.?
“Does this signature, which says ‘Donald J Trump,’ look like this signature that just says ‘Donald’? I mean, there’s a whole bunch of extra letters there. Case closed!”
Same. It didn’t even occur to me that it’d be anything else. But this is just so, so much worse…
Another hit in a long line of “centrist” bangers.
Oh, did they? Perhaps because it’s bullshit and based off of nothing? Maybe you could’ve mentioned that?
But…but then everything won’t look like a generic box!
Would that it were…
Stephen King would describe him as “the apotheosis of all baselessly confident white dudebros.”
Surely, none of the founders would’ve wanted someone born on a Caribbean island to serve in the government.
Oh, fuck all the way off…
I’m also very confused about the article’s claim that they were required to keep it a secret, and those same influencers being like, “Yeah, I’m in that group and no, they don’t tell me what I can or can’t talk about.”
Given how much Americans are willing to tolerate as long as they get their treats, I can’t help but wonder if this might have an outsized impact in turning some low information swing voters against Trump.
Yeah, well, that’s just because Buckley was a stupid, whiny, racist piss baby.
Same energy as when Michael and GOB enlist the hot cops to teach George Michael a lesson about drugs.
Everyone knows you need the little Jedi blood analyzer to get an accurate midichlorian count.
Narrator: She didn’t
Saw your opinion piece in The Hill. Crime in Chicago is on the decline. Installing a standing army to police the civilian population is both unconstitutional and unnecessary. If you’re a scared little piss baby who’s afraid of poor people, just stay out of the city.
You think a bot could come up with a portmanteau like “Peter Frampton Geraci”?
What’s NOT successful is “Here’s a generic chatbot; money please!” That shouldn’t be surprising to anyone, but the number of lazy, rushed-to-market products that haven’t really thought through customer problems is huge, hence that wildly high failure rate.
The actual findings of the study are a bit more complicated than that. Yes, those are the top line numbers, but AI isn’t a monolith. Certain types of AI companies that partner with companies to solve narrow, specific problems are the ones proving very successful.
About fuckin’ time! There’s been a serious dearth of Frankfurt School bullshit of late.
That’s “We don’t want lawyers to get yelled at by elected officials.” It’s not “lawyers at the highest levels—including judges—are enabling fascism and the erosion of law by capitulating to power like weak little piss babies.”
Perhaps you could also take a firm stand against, say, law firms capitulating to political pressure, or judges who blatantly ignore the Constitution?
What is the “tomorrow” ness of second-rate, recycled authoritarianism?
No, but it will write a strongly worded letter about how disappointed it is in you not waking up.
I’m sad that the last (and thus far only) time I was in DC this wasn’t open yet. One of my bucket list items had been a long DC vacation just making my way through the Smithsonian. Not sure what that’ll look like going forward.
Wow. What a way to out yourself as a gigantic piss baby.
Also came on here to dunk on you for being fascist-enabling cowards.
“Condiments? Well, we got both kinds: butter AND mayonnaise!”
Oh no! Not homes for people!!!
That video is private?
Me, approaching the best tree in Washington, DC:
What a spineless move on ESPN’s behalf. Can’t wait for endless hours of uncritical ass-kissing of everyone involved with the NFL.
If I had known that “writing Trump-style tweets mocking MAGA” were a thing, I might’ve made some different career choices.
What? The dumbest motherfucker in the universe got played like a fiddle? You don’t say?
Just making shit up and assuming the rubes who voted for him are too lazy, stupid, and/or racist to challenge him on it.
It was WRAPPED!?! Like, the guy didn’t even get sweet onion teriyaki sauce on his gestapo uniform.
What, precisely, is that beige layer in the middle?
Oh no! Does Susan Collins, know? I’m sure she’d be very concerned to learn about this development.
Am I allowed to sue because the endless, whiny, busy-bodying of loathsome turds like Kim Davis offends MY deeply held religious beliefs?
He’s going to HOST!? Lol. Lmao, even.
Is she doing a bit?
It’s kind of amazing just how big of a crybaby pissboy he becomes when imagining crime in the big city.
By orders (plural) of magnitude, no less. You think 573 people were murdered in Chicago last year? TRY 57,000!!!
She can LEAVE!?!
And poors!
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“That’s a shame. He had a chance for some great advice from a seasoned veteran in the craft, but blew it harder than Monic Lewinsky.” *Kevin Eubanks laughs maniacally* *Leno mumbles, repeating the “punchline” as he paces back and forth with his hands in his pockets*
Weird that a guy whose comedy instincts lead him to poorly parody a 30-year-old SNL bit hasn’t broken into the mainstream.
Weird to use “our” in reference to the Confederacy—the side that left the United States and proceeded to dissolve after they lost the Civil War
Good to see that “I got mine; fuck you” is alive and well in the White House press corps.
How can you characterize nonzero growth as “shrinking”?
They literally tried the Hutz maneuver.
Trump on COVID vaccines (circa 2020):
Wait. Is that literally what she did? I haven’t looked into the specific details of her involvement because, I don’t know, there’s a finite amount of horrible shit i can learn about, and I wasn’t about to go looking for more details voluntarily.
Hey @microsoft.com. Do you think, maybe after the 10,000th time I had to manually adjust pasted text on word to “match destination formatting,” you could take the fucking hint and not default to keeping the source formatting every single goddamned time?
No.
You gutless fucking cowards better get your shit together.
I’ve been tapping the Neil Postman sign so often this past decade I’ve developed a callus.
Not that this is the main point, but there is ZERO CHANCE that Hannibal Lecter—the philharmonic-attending, effete gourmand—would’ve voted for the grotesque, bloated, McDonald’s-munching oaf who’s currently in the White House.
Can you please encourage your company to spend sometime improving the website—in particular, one’s account management? WIRED’s reporting has been great, but it’s hard to recommend subscribing to a service that makes it basically impossible to update your mailing address without contacting support.
Thank god, Enrico Pallazzo was there to prevent a tragedy!
“If you ignore all the bad stuff, things are great!”
Keep deflecting.
You made the positive claim. The burden of proof is on you. That’s how this works. If you’re unable to find evidence and/or string together a sound argument, that’s a you problem.
“Yes children, but you see, it enabled me, a talentless hack, to generate weirdly smooth images of Batman characters with the aesthetic of a Wes Anderson movie…”
What is my extraordinary claim? Actually, scratch that. What is my claim?
What is it that you think this proves?
You’re implying that finding such evidence would be trivially easy. Then you should have no problem providing an actual example, rather than gesturing vaguely at evidence that you assume exists and supports your point.
Someone who’s a lawyer please explain this to me. Is “Alan Dershowitz” a protected class?
The next time Peter Thiel sits down for an unusually moist, stilted interview, I’d love to hear him asked about this quote.
Where it will fail.
*Neil Postman has entered the chat*
