I've never been into Heavy Metal. The needle drops on Alien: Earth and Peacemaker are convincing me that I should have been.
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I've never been into Heavy Metal. The needle drops on Alien: Earth and Peacemaker are convincing me that I should have been.
That last episode of Alien: Earth was a really good Alien movie.
Trump can decorate a door any way he likes, as long as it's death's door.
Powderhorn Park. It’ll do.
We used to have a President who ate waffle ice cream cones so things could be worse.
Uh, I'm the guy who found Manos: The Hands Of Fate. Maybe I don't.
Nadler ‘said that under the leadership of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel was committing mass murder and war crimes in Gaza “without question.”’
Felt good every time I cast my vote for Jerry Nadler.
Hard core fans on their 800th viewing won’t be impressed but I watched it a second time. So freaking good.
Proof of life: Trump seen leaving the White House for his morning unconstitutional.
Not a good guy. A Hitler appeaser. Still, not as bad as RFK Jr. Not by a long shot.
No.
RFK Jr: not just the worst Kennedy ever, the worst anything ever.
How the Trump Death Fantasies Reveal a Democratic Party That Refuses to Face Its Own Flaws, by Some Very Serious Guy at The Atlantic, coming sometime this week, I imagine.
The best Bond is still the original, the one and only, accept no substitutes: Barry Nelson. (Okay, I don't really believe that but it sure would be controversial if I did!)
One of the great character actors in all of movies, and in the truest sense -- whenever he turned up in a movie, no matter the size of the role, it immediately kicked up a notch. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Didn't quite elicit as thunderous a response as The Beatles, but nevertheless, here is a clip of my dad on The Ed Sullivan Show. www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
Joe "Stinky" Besser allegedly had concerns about shots. Apparently, they "gave him such a pinch," that he recommended avoiding them entirely. And, THEN, Besser was replaced by "Curly Joe." Coincidence? Or conspiracy? God help us, in the future.
“Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe were deep state tools of the shitlib oligarchy.” — some humorless far-left bro in the comments I’m guessing.
A simpler time.
We’ve been here a month now. First time I came, I was sent here (rehab, what else?). This time I came of my own volition. My point: there’s never a bad reason to move to Minneapolis.
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Donald Trump is the executive producer of every news show in America
Me when my wife sees the browser history
Thanks to her husband, having measles just might be the reason you go to the grave
I will go to my grave regretting that I'm not the one who came up with The Marvelous Mrs. Measles.
Take the time to watch this and follow @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
Bought a new chair. Thought it was my chair. Wrong again.
If Trump really is seriously ill, let's all send him our thoughts and prayers. Because we know for a fact it won't do shit.
Life for Palestinians in Gaza has gotten worse under Trump, not better. So where are Jill Stein and Cornel West now? They aren’t leading protests in DC outside the White House, no rallies. Almost like the whole 2024 thing was just performative.
Someone is VERY excited about my birthday!
So many people gleefully wishing and hoping for the death of our President. What does that say about humanity? There's hope for it.
Trump is dead? Possible clue: If you play the pee tape backwards, he says "turn me on bed pan."
There's a rumor floating around that Trump is dead, but I checked the New York Times website and there's no mention of it, so I guess maybe it's true?
Today I turn 69. Heh heh, 69.
While leaving his encampment, one homeless person was heard to remark, "Yeah, this sucks, but have you seen Gavin's social media posts? Ha ha, great stuff, I bet it really gets Trump's goat, that's what's important."
This changes the plot of Walking Tall, but not, alas, Mitchell. (MITCHELL!) www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Me?? I have to do it? Ok then…
I don't fucking retweet Mehdi Hassan nearly enough.
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'" 😂😂😂😂 Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello. "No one does it like Cory." zeteo.com/subscribe
Our state fair is an anti-fascist state fair. Don’t miss it, don’t even be late.
I'm beyond "guilty pleasure" at this point. If I like it and it's not hurting anyone, life is too brutal to feel bad about pleasure.
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
Just moved back. Of course I went.
RFK Jr's biological father. RFK Jr's ideological father.
Billy! No!!!
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
Future generations will not believe it when you tell them there were good Kennedys.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
I have seen Eternals and I think it's much much much much better than Brave New World.
Awesome?
It didn't quite come together for me, but there were things about it that I liked. At least it was trying to do something different, whereas I thought Brave New World was just a rehash of a rehash of a rehash.
After concluding that Captain America: Brave New World is one of the worst MCU movies, I was surprised and delighted to find that Thunderbolts is one of the best.
"Which side was the killer on?" The side of killing. Now ask which "side" wants everyone in America to have easy access to guns.
If These Walls Could Talk
The horror! The horror!
Lots of rumors going around about Trump's poor health, but after a thorough examination his white house physician has given him a clean bill of hate.
You love to see it.
Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social
Just a couple miles from where I now live. At least we can take comfort knowing that our powerful GOP leaders will marshal all their resources and do whatever it takes to ensure that this continues to happen again and again and again.
The Robert Mitchum/Shelly Winters wedding night scene in Night of the Hunter is Charlie Kirk's romantic ideal.
Vogue is a great pop record, a fucking banger.
People, specifically so called "far left" people, have literally said it to me on my feed.
"Things would be no better if Kamala Harris had won" -- stupid shithead fuckface assholes.
What a relief! The cracker barrel logo guy is coming home and won't be sent to Uganda.
The Guardian: Can AIs suffer? Maybe, just maybe 🤔🥺😔 Also The Guardian: Can trans people suffer? Not fucking enough 😡
So true! The Founding Fathers didn't create a nation where slavery was legal and women voting was illegal only for America to descend into racism and sexism!
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
"We can talk about economic growth and feeding children and growing the economy and creating jobs simultaneously with talking about everybody's human rights matters and we shouldn't demonize them." A Minnesota Nice way of saying, "Fuck you, Gavin Newsom."
"For all of you here, I welcome you to Minnesota." Thank you, Governor, I'm happy to be here, partly because this state has such an awesome chief executive. (Please listen to the other shit he says in this speech. This is how it's done, Democrats.)
Look, you can't expect Kristin Welker to have the kind of obscure knowledge that would enable her to push back when JD Vance tells her WWII ended in negotiation. She's not a historian. (Not a journalist, either.)
If you’re doing a ‘double tap’ strike on a hospital, you’re a war criminal and a terrorist.
I'm a boomer, and as a boomer, I need to go that extra mile to be considered relevant in this modern media landscape. So in that spirit, here is a photo of Harry Von Zell.
Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents
i know it's scary to call out psychopaths with money and power. many of us are scared and do it anyway.
if you work in media and aren't loudly and unambiguously using your platform to fight this dictatorship, then you are failing.
Appropriately enough, this defense of Schumer & Jeffries is a strongly-worded letter.
Harcourt Brace, & Co turning down Catcher In the Rye. Decca Records turning down The Beatles. Universal Studios turning down Star Wars. Democratic leaders not supporting Zohran Mamdani.
Wow! Instead of “I Talk To The Wind”, maybe “I Talk To Tony Randall”?
Arrival is great!
i made a joke at acme in june that i was filming my new special in portland this time and my only requirement was that the national guard had to be deployed against their will in whatever town i was going to - which was not a problem bc, by november, they’d be everywhere.
kitchen table issue: stop kidnapping my neighbors!
The Music Masterpiece.
What about these words: Fuck You.
So good.
Trump is about to put me in jail for no reason. But I’m still proud that I wrote in Dwight Eisenhower instead of voting for Kamala Harris
Jeffries is bringing a knife to a gunfight but his consultants are studying the knife to make sure it appeals to a broad demographic.
Republicans: disappear people off the streets and rendition them to El Salvador, crash the economy, build concentration camp in the Everglades, declare martial law in DC, eliminate cancer and vaccine research, align with Russia, disenfranchise Black people, tank in the polls Political pundits:
Idiots on here will be like, "Gavin Newsom is fighting fascism!" by which they mean "Gavin Newsom has a staffer posting AI shit memes"
Having Hakeem Jeffries in a position of leadership in this moment is like intentionally having an alarm clock that doesn’t actually wake you up.
Gavin Newsom will be interviewing the old Cracker Barrel logo on his podcast.
I love all those movies.
Respectfully disagree.
Even though Looper is my personal favorite, I don't disagree with you.
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
So I've gone 55 years not knowing Doc Severinsen covered "In The Court of the Crimson King?" Doesn't speak well of me, does it? (Now you're going to tell me there's a record called "21st Century Ed McMahon.")
This is going to have a lot of appeal for Cuomo's base, by which I mean his brother Chris, people on L.I. who "don't go into the city anymore," and Republicans.
Stephen Winer 