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The Donkey Sanctuary, Co. Cork 🫏 🇮🇪
Your yogurt to granola ratio is seriously damaging this relationship
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Fuck that nigga, Hakeem Jeffries sucks and should quit. Go back to school. Get some bullshit degree. Move to New Mexico and start wearing soft brown leather and turquoise and tell tourists he runs into at the craft store that things “aren’t so fast paced” here and “that’s how he likes it.”
"Huh, they're playing IRISH music in here." - me, just now, Guinness Storehouse #Dublin
#StStephensGreen #Dublin
Is inept close enough?
Sinclair has been THE worst for three+ decades. #NotSurprised
Wheels up for Dublin in 31 minutes! 🍀 #Sláinte #AvengeMe
The 53-man roster.
If you see this, quote w/ the energy you bring to bluesky
lol "details"
I think we can go ahead and consider the 9/11 terrorists "Right"-leaning.
I get that I suppose. I'm of medium height (with short legs) so they seem tall to me -- ground clearance of 7+"!
Headed to Ireland this week--time to start (the second best sort of) packing!
But standard Smart Cars are already relatively tall; you certainly don't drop into them like a Miata or something.
Book never gives a shape. What leaves are you wrapping them in (if you can't find any mallorn)?
I assume/hope this is a high-concept send-up of the Groypers, but.. no.
I like the album but never felt this song was a highlight.
oh jesus h. christ
You don't need that comma.
LOVE Eagle Rare but evidently it's a thing now and so is very seldom available in my (small) city.
It had better be downright irascible at that price (whatever it is)!
Oh it's all correct. More typically (in places where any if this is typical) it'd be a ground beef concoction topped with tots. #ballast
*spit take* With RED MEAT??? I guess it depends on how much cream of celery soup is in it. And how many frozen peas. Maybe a Maderia?
#ClassicVibing
So that highway takes you to the future?
Yeah "They've Got Him" would be more accurate, as in they have him.
You will know the peace of Landru.
Not *all* possibilities are sensible
You don't actually do that first thing, you know. Nobody does. Now be off! Stop wasting my bandwidth with this odious pap.
Yeah, but I would have been anyway, given my travel requirements. And travel companion.
Lol good grief! Utter poppycock. And besides, Jebus hasn't even been a good *idea* since the third century.
lol "approved"
Peak Jane's Addiction spinnin'
and if charlie kirk didn't want people to laugh about him getting shot he shouldn't have dedicated his life to promoting violence
Lol right?? I think I have maybe one (1) per year. And they're amazing.
I love stone fruits -- peaches, plums, etc. -- but their "meat" would probably be really weird at that scale. I assume science will someday bring that about though.
"Forestburg Melons" are what the signs always say. Forestburg is a tiny hamlet an hour or so to the northwest where the sandy soil (word is) makes for good cucurbit growing.
Last night my dad gave me half of a (huge) watermelon he'd bought at a local stand. It's every bit as good as expected. So can't complain.
A MALE suspect??? Are you certain? Gosh, what a surprise.
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
Oh god as of today I have a new entire personality!
#GoBeforeYouGo
Always a lovely feeling to have an old acquaintance reach out warmly, genuinely ask after your family, and share they are now a realtor.
I realized today (yesterday) that I no longer even *enjoy* drinking, or being even slightly tipsy. Am traveling to Ireland next week and I feel like all the amazing beer will be a mild inconvenience.
I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator
Be sure to buy the "insurance" on those.
Don't forget to split your sixes.
underdeveloped secondary sex characteristics even. these fuckin people!
Was in Inverness in April and a couple locals caught my avcent and asked where to visit in the States this summer and I just said "Don't".
Used to be $14-19. :-/
Goddamn music videos are such a garbage art form! I mean in general.
'You're a nice guy, but you mistake kindness for romantic interest' she flirted.
see also: scabies. 😬
Is gross indeed, but actual Dem leadership is Dem voters and their support is what matters.
Am at a townie bar - ha day off, don't judge! - and that video is playing on MTV Classic this very moment.
One of the tyrants in the 'Dune' series laid out the gameplan: "Control the coinage and the courts--let the rabble have the rest."
This is a joke, right?
I miss when a sucker was only born every minute.
I have no doubts about that--I've read 'Blood Meridian'. And while it is truly phenomenal, I'm never ever revisiting it, nor reading any other C. McCarthy.
The lamp (that isn't a tree) is placed immediately in front of a bench.
congrats to caleb williams on bringing a win home for his favorite team the Vikings
#classic !
Just got partially dressed and stepped out to driveway to look at the moon. #WorthIt
I hate when there is another universe or dimension in a show. That’s none of my business! Don’t show me that!
Slightly diminish a book War and/or Peace
He was confused that there was no opportunity to do the tomahawk chop.
Do you also get used once and then just sit in the garage for six years?
Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.
shit, dog.
This @washingtonpost.com editorial doesn’t make it past the second paragraph without a glaring (and telling) factual error. President Washington didn’t create the War Department in 1789; *Congress* did: www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
A TOP-FIVE 80s album! ❤️🔥
Well shit, 65 is a UK 75!
Gorgeous! Bet it's 46° (F) though. #SunnyDay
I just realized my new (this summer) dryer does not have a buzzer. I approve.
It is finally hoodie and shorts season. Us big boys are so fucking back
Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
They won't, and it will be a BUMPER harvest this year in the upper Midwest (lots of heat and rain). All dressed up and nowhere to go.
Just like how that Prince halftime show turned (according to his mother) that kid gay? That kid would be over thirty by now -- wonder if he's still sticking to that story.
He just misspoke - he obviously meant to say "THE gays".
Whoever said "everything sounds like slavery and rape to libertarians except slavery and rape" was COOKING
alpenglow cumulous
Religion isn't necessary in Middle Earth because in Middle Earth the gods/God actually exist.
I don't like the people that really really hate her, but *sigh*.
If you see this post an archer.
Slender fella.
If you judge him as a "humorist" he's more palatable. Like, say, Calvin Trillin or Dave Barry. #OccasionallyAmusing
That's how it was for me the last year of high school and a little after (except I also had sex with each of them a few times).
Like how John Cleese and Steve Martin look like morons because they sometimes play moronic characters? I think these are extremely effective at showing how fucking absurd Trump's posts have long. Should that go without saying? Of course. But it doesn't.
sleep shirt is one of the worst joke format attempts to ever be c'mon people
Don't tell me what to periodically do! 😠
I recall that Greene was an occasional charming presence (among many) in "Northern Exposure".
#winsome
Nate Silver is a delightful name for an idiot