You're going to want a safe place to ride it out if you get one of Greg's "Special" cakes. A nice flat spot where you can hold on to the earth.
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You're going to want a safe place to ride it out if you get one of Greg's "Special" cakes. A nice flat spot where you can hold on to the earth.
Let's see how much swagger he has with a 375 lb future NFL DT sitting on his chest when they play a real SEC team.
You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.
Pie.
I was too busy eating to get pictures of the food, but the barrel-aged Manhattan was fantastic and the desserts were amazing. If you’ve got coin to drop, the Majestic is well worth it.
Thankfully, no.
The Ameristar
Went with my good friend @harrycook.com to see Marty Stewart and his Fabulous Superlatives tonight. Twang all around.
My best friend's wife works in HR for a large employer here in KC, and she has stories for DAYS.
You eat all the damn fries you want to. You're a grown-ass woman.
Once again, I really wish that we had checked a little harder before choosing to get married on "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
MA'AM!
Tomorrow is my 27th wedding anniversary, so here's some throwbacks of me and the missus over the years.
That is a scandalous amount of upper thigh, sir!
You are all amazing men and women, and I am proud of every single one of you for just surviving another day in this hellscape. Signed, A Dad.
No peanuts gluten or soy? Are they made out of unicorn sugar?
The most amazing part is that Greg figured out how to monetize that. Most of us have to pay to annoy a bar full of people.
I am really feeling this Onion classic this week: theonion.com/it-was-then-...
Dude, those shoes fuck. Hard.
They were great.
I was at that show. I remember thinking Marilyn Manson was terrible.
I want to put my entire face in that.
Everyone has an ancient bottle of blue curaçao that they personally have never opened but somehow is 1/3 rd full.
Meat Circus is the name of my new Prog/EuroPop/Doom Metal Band
Pequod's Pizza.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
My kid drove a shitbox 2002 Accord that refused to die all through High School and her first year of college. She put that car through hell.
Take are of yourself, Missy.
It's not right.
9 years today. Where has the time gone? Old friends They shine like diamonds Old friends You can always call Old friends Lord you can’t buy ’em You know it’s old friends after all
Like it's not bad enough that the Chiefs lost and it's Monday, I had a 730 am teams meeting and it's trash day.
I remember it well. We usually went to the one in Olathe unless we were up in OP for something.
Damn right!
I see your Mr Steak and raise you Kings Food Host.
When I was making friends with my wife’s cat back when we were dating, he would come over, snuggle up, let me give him pets, then viciously assault me. Rinse and repeat. His name was Wrigley and we still miss him.
My gay crush is Idris Elba.
Ivar The Spineless.
Thank you, citizen, for setting the pace for the rest of us.
Terriers.
I would like to put my whole face in that.
Olive giving my daughter snugs.
Just a glimpse of chest hair. Very demure.
Spent last night and most of today at the hospital with my mom. She’s a retired nurse, and you can’t tell her anything.
Two words. Youth Hostel
Even when I was an everyday brass instrument player in high school, I was always a terrible sight reader. Play it for me once, and I will pick it up no problem.
SOUP FIGHT!
That is one of my favorite foods. Jasper’s has an outstanding version.
My class is largely apathetic. We had maybe 40 people at the 25th. I was not among them.
My 40th was last year. I went to the bar night because there were a couple people I wanted to see but skipped the formal event. Anyone I give a shit about from then I get together with regularly. Most of those guys date back to elementary school.
Wow. You’re famous now.
Jelly. Sooo very jelly.
What we really want to know: 1. Did you get a muffin? 2. If so, how was it?
Hey!
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Olive has a case of the Tuesday Mondays.
And rip all that gold crap out of the oval.
Slightly diminish a book Portnoy's Gripe
Adios, Guac.
I'll take 2 copies, please.
Is that the cover of your solo album?
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
A barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a Dodge, drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain. Or somesuch.
It's hard to be an efficient passer with Myles Garret sitting on your chest every other play.
Wardrobe
They don’t make enough anti-anxiety meds to get me to go to Costco on a weekend.
8 bucks is 8 bucks. Especially in this economy.
At least that song gave us one of the greatest episodes on "The Gong Show".
Co-Sign.
DADDY WANTS www.homedepot.com/p/Disney-7-f...
The literal worst. I hate it when I get them in the middle of the night and I have to stand up and try to straighten my toes out on the floor.
That's a total jerk move on game day.
Game day fit
To paraphrase Jerry Granville, black is the color all the other colors want to be.
Every time I watch "The Verdict" I rage against the machine that did not give Paul Newman best actor.
Booooooo!
Nice Ric.
What a shayna punim!
Olive, slowly destroying my office chair.
A heating pad is no longer sufficient for my wife, she now lies on an electric blanket and soothes them all at once.
Drop and old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
He had a small but great part on “Reservation Dogs”.
youtu.be/Naf5uJYGoiU?...
It was good, except for Marilyn Manson, who were just awful.
That tour at Memorial Hall was possibly the most "not in my wheelhouse" concert I've ever been to.
I believe the term for that quantity of peaches is a "mess".
When the guy whose blood is 50% bourbon and 50% black tar heroin tells you you have a problem, you should listen.
Uphill! Both ways!