Australians when surprised
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Australians when surprised
Sunday afternoon. Watching the F1 and playing a bit of guitar.
We should have a Bluesky main character of the day that everyone is nice to, just pick someone and shower them with appreciation.
As an Irish man living in England, I've loved seeing the roundabouts near me painted with a George's cross. It gives me a few seconds of pure joy driving straight over the top of it.
The first celebrity to die in 2016 was Fats Domino. After that the fate of the rest was sealed.
You are confusing the album name with the song name.
I was 30 miles from home when I realised there was a bee stuck in the car. I felt strangely guilty and drove all the way back home to let her out so she didn't get stranded with no hive.
@moanjam.bsky.social Teenagers nailing Rush. Those drums are amazing for such a young guy. youtu.be/3fFGdl3_k0Q?...
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
Took my dear mum out for a posh dinner for her birthday last week. Whole family. A cocktail had been made by an imbecile and we asked for a replacement. Manager refused. Refusing to replace an £8 drink cost them at least a £30 tip. Dickheads.
Should arrive on Monday. Gibson scale conversion neck. Unfinished to save some money, so I’ll be doing an oil finish over the next few weeks.
First attempt, not too bad so far.
Moth camouflage confuses my cats.
First attempt at guitar body reshaping coming soon…
Big Reform support round these parts and its easy to see why. You can scarcely move for illegral immigrants.
View from my studio. I know because of all the immigrants coming here and erasing our culture it's hard to tell - but this is actually in England.
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
"For some people, it's just too much; it's too smelly and they don't want it in the house." #cheese #news 🧀 #minger #stinkycheese #food #cheesesky #scotland #uk
I've never seen the Pleiades Meteor shower and I never will because of the 1980s Day of the Triffids adaptation
Today the vet mentioned he was having lunch once our appointment was done and I asked if he was having wet food or biscuits and I could tell it took every ounce of his restraint not to put me down.
Tired… because she was jumping on my bed all sodding night.
Damnit. My lovely Seymour Duncan Twang Banger has gone so noisy! Loads of handling noise. Might need repotting.
I have a prosthetic left arm. I take it off randomly in public just to see people's reactions and it is genuinely hilarious.
This is like. Two steps removed from the plot of Twelfth Night
This is like the opposite of the missing cat being replaced with an identical cat, then the original cat returns. You’re going to end up with two urns of mum.
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
Cor blimey Seymour Duncan pickups have got expensive over the last few years! Has wire, plastic, and cardboard suddenly had a shortage?
One failing of mine is that whenever the Danish city of Aarhus is mentioned, I have to sing "in the middle of our street". I'm not sorry.
I'm sorry if I somehow implied that the dark green freshwater fish you just caught actually belongs to an ancient Mesoamerican civilisation, babe. That was never Mayan tench, hun.
I get that. I'm already playing more lightly and that's probably a good thing as the joints get older. Apparently BG was using really heavy strings until BB King tried his guitar and said "Why are you working so hard?" and then BG went extra light. Didn't do Messrs May and Iommi any harm either!
Number crunching: Monthly cut to universal credit for newly sick and disabled claimants from 2026 From the latest Private Eye, out now.
I’m impressed.
No! Even with 3 semitone bends.
Who’s got 287 thumbs and is no longer allowed in the morgue? *points to self* This cunt!
Let’s see if the good Reverend is right…
Nice. youtu.be/ojbpzPWRRgQ?...
Well it was either that or I'd have to learn to draw / photoshop!
It was ChatGPT.
C'mon! It would look amazing! If the tele body I've got wasn't already painted I'd have a go at that!
Anyone got some spray paint?
It's not a humanitarian crisis. it's a genocide, dipshit
Little Caesars delivery guy ran to my door and I yelled "don't run with Caesars!" and he just said "what?" I've waited a lifetime for this setup.
Like this post if you are getting Battlefield 6.
l have recently taken to replacing upper-case 'I's in all texts/emails with lower-case 'L's. The thrill is absolutely unmatched. Did it at the start of this confession and you didn't even notice!
FDB is great fun.
She loves them!
TFD was a bit disappointing. Too much gore, not enough jump scares. No Tony Todd either. ☹️
It’s A’s birthday so we are doing a marathon of them. FD5 and FDB (Bloodlines) tomorrow.
Naming the 4th Final Destination film “The Final Destination” is very annoying. Too easy to pick the wrong one.
Happy Friday to everyone who might be concerned that he has possession of the nuclear codes, blames the messenger for tanking the economy & would gladly pardon a monster to save his own thin orange skin.
Any chance of Groundwar and Invasion modes coming back? They were my favourite by far.
"I completely agree with Nick Fuentes" is a sentence I never thought I'd write.
Rejected jokes. Welsh Grandad
Well knock me down with a feather!
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... fresh incontinence pants?
RELEASE. THE. FILES. ALREADY.
@moanjam.bsky.social Happy Birthday old man!
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
South Korean advertising stays on another level
"We can’t charge the producer, it’s not their fault, they sent it all in perfect condition, it’s what happens when it’s stuck at the port." #cheese #news 🧀 #unpasteurised #food #ban #logistics #uk #france #italy
actual #bestofbluesky 💙
Generals gathered in their masses…
I’ve been wondering what pickups to put in my LTD LP…
I always encourage my wife to watch the most mundane looking show on her watch list. When she inevitably falls asleep, I slip out to the next room and play guitar instead.
This next? youtu.be/lUU6VQIgZnU?...
I’m guessing they only play in 4/4 anyway. Common time plebs! 🤣😉
My preferred strings coming in from Thomann. 3 sets from there not much more than 2 from Andertons, even with the shipping.
DHL really are crap. Saw the driver arrive. Watched him search the van twice. Then he drove off. All right in front of me as I was standing at a window ready to open the door for him. Then I got an email saying "Address not accessible." Absolute horseshit.
#f1
Upsetting Precision and Stingray fans at the same time!
the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable
Age verification? I was alive when Elvis was!
Age verification? I saw Countdown when Cathy Hytner did the letters and CV only did the numbers.
As I told my kids - no matter how many frocks and limos, if they are not American then it's a 6th Form Disco.
ha hahahahahahahaha! #NeverTellThem
The Telegraph slammed the BBC for “championing” Bob Vylan…. But the Telegraph forgot to mention it gave Bob Vylan a glowing four-star review last year and trumpeted that they “had somehow established a mood of feel-good catharsis." Full story in the new Private Eye, out now.
Whenever I'm grating parmesan on my dinner I grate it all over the dog as well, like it's raining cheese. He absolutely fucking loves it.
It will twang… when I raise the money for more parts.
Perhaps he was from Norfolk?
Could get a dashcam and upload the footage to one of those "you drive like a ****" type sites.
I'm on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue tonight on Radio 4 for my debut and possibly farewell appearance.It'll then be on BBC Sounds and repeated a bit My teammate is Rory Bremner. My opponents are Pippa Evans and Tony Hawks. Jack Deeis the boss. 630 tonight.
@mclarenf1news.bsky.social #f1 they did you dirty!
The problem is if you ever fall over, you’ll always land on your face.
FUN FACT: Tiffany is the only one of his kids born to a naturalized U.S. citizen.
Little bit more room for my dainty fingers! 🤣
I was sat in a bar on my own. A very attractive lady kept looking at me, she came over, I'm very happily married, but I thought I've stil got it and let her down gently. She said I remind her of her dead dad, and cried on my shoulder for 20 minutes. I haven't got it.
“I like the way Reform combines nationalism and socialism” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
I'm still having trouble with Victor Wooten's 'Classical Thump.' But no more than I did before the injury! 🤣
When I realised my relationship with my partner was becoming serious, I told them I'm half-deaf. I'm not. Six years on and I still get to pick and choose what I want to hear, and it's bliss. Set your stall out early, folks.
