I know it's time for ME to go to bed when I start getting yelled at by everybody to GO TO BED and then I stay up like another 3 hours out of spite
I love dumpster juice, indie and party games, and also a nice beeg helping of tomfoolery! Give me all of your love pleas and thanky~ Come to https://twitch.tv/thefriendlyplatypus and tell me I'm unbanned from free ham sandwich day!
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I know it's time for ME to go to bed when I start getting yelled at by everybody to GO TO BED and then I stay up like another 3 hours out of spite
After careful consideration of the current situation and the tools at our disposal at this present time, I have made the strategic decision to Lie Down For a Bit
I totes woulda joined this crew but apparently my long list of previous crimes left me "unfit to join"
I swear somebody out at paradox is just me fr fr
Finally, a plush that truly represents me
Glad it's getting cooler so I can *really* start dressin
Might I suggest this as THE meta for SONIC RACING CROSSWORLDS: the FORKLIFT CERTIFIED BUILD Does it win regularly? No. Is it effective? Not really. But IS IT FUN!? ABSOLUTELY BE BIG. BE SPINNIN. BE A MENACE TO THE RACETRACK AND ALSO YOURSELF
If you're feeling something a bit challenging might I suggest: Hollow knight~
TONIGHT! Will I find love in a… chicken place??? Tune in at 7pm CT to find out! www.twitch.tv/giggles_mcgoth
My mind is telling me no, but everything else is telling me NUNCHUCKS
One day I'll be a d&d
in my dream i held you loft
Ooo. BlueSky I forgot. Platypus playing with a gum tree branch last Sunday, Melbourne zoo.
platypus being abducted prints to north america: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil... t-shirts, prints and much more to north america, europe and oceania: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1729...
Platypus swimming prints to north america: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil... t-shirts, prints and much more to north america, europe and oceania: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1598...
The Totally Not Sketchy Basement Show is airing 8/27 at 7pm CT Make sure to follow me at twitch.tv/giggles_mcgoth to get notified when I go live.
I had a moment, this is what happens when your brain doesn't work . Edit by: @plague-daddy8ttv.bsky.social
Hey what if I moved my debute to next week? 👀 like the 27th/28th?
“Always the cannibalized, never the cannibal.” - @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social I’m cursed with great zingers and being a filling meal for friends
Wow I can't have ANYTHING THIS PLACE IS A PRISON
I have decided in lieu of slowly improving that I will simply take criticism poorly instead
I am a fiend for anything with cream cheese
Streaming update: My model is done and I’ve been working on overlays, banners, etc. I’m aiming to start going live by September.
Bro was flabbergasted 🤣
Where we droppin
Finalist – Australian Geographic nature photography of the year 2024 A platypus decides to climb around a waterfall in a small creek, rather than swimming through it. Platypuses are surprisingly good climbers. Nuenonne Country, South Hobart, Tasmania Photograph: Daniel van Duinkerken
one time i got a mini bluetooth speaker and put it in my spamton plush so i can make him say the best things
Repost to scare a Deltarune player
What if we said pretty pleas
what's that museum roguelite called by I've been jonesin' for roguelites recently
Btw I forgot to mention earlier, the artist what made this is @miftasee.bsky.social! You can commission them at vgen.co/miftasee ~
I also have a ghost in my butt, but all it does is groan and smell bad
@gundamgoku.bsky.social : "Platy, use WATER GUN" PLATY USED WATER GUN, BUT FORGOT THE WATER!
I approve of this post
Salem stahp she's becoming too powerful!
The Platypus Council is returning for a night of climbing, crying, and bug bites in PEAK! This Saturday July 5th, start time around 11pm CT! @ralphypusvt.bsky.social @grogiegames.bsky.social @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social (Graphic by me, all model designs credited to original artists)
TO DIE BY THIGH IS THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR
you're telling me a duck billed this platypus?
All I could hear when I saw this gif #deltarune
@ralphypusvt.bsky.social @grogiegames.bsky.social when we're waiting for our pick up order
hey i resemble that remark
I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling scientists, and your dang observations too!
A new 20m high cosmic platypus mural has just been unveiled in Adelaide, South Australia. It looks magnificent.
Why are all the scientists talkin bout my peepis and not my increasingly terrible puns I thought we were in a PLATonic relationship
baby (lit)
The platypus is very normal m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1se...
This what people say about me for real for real
>:O
I'm sold on the UFO-ypus
#DELTARUNE x #AnimalCrossing repost!
That's so sad, Hollow Knight is such an amazing game with a level of visual story telling I've only seen in one other game since its release
I break into your house and look at you like this, what're you doin?
✨ June Sticker Design! ✨ This months theme PLATYPUS! -- I reopened my pat.reon for stickers only and behind the scenes etc! Theres also a TON of downloadable content haha! Want it? Pls si..gn up to my patreon and get this posted to you! -- #patreon #stickerclub #platypus #stickers
It's science
Don't worry guys I promise I won't spur you unless I'm drunk and/or think it'd be funny
I'm sure this will be totally cool and we won't struggle with invisible mutants beating our asses. www.twitch.tv/nysnarkexcha...
💗🖤💗 cute pink platypus #cuteart #art #platypus 🎨
International Day of Biodiversity is the perfect opportunity to remind ourselves that we as a species are profoundly lucky to be on the earth at the same time as the greatest animal that has ever evolved. #BiodiversityDay #Platypus #fieldwork #Tasmania #PlatypusMatters #MammalWatching #WildOz
BLIND? EXPERT!? INEBRIATED!?!? We going LIVE with EXPEDITION 33! Watch a platypus deeply regret trying to flex on the homies but also be too stubborn to back down! HI HO PLATY AWAYYYYYYYYY twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...
Rescue a platypus lately?? youtube.com/shorts/Pa3yZ...
This is me, if you even care
#nature #animal ##platypus
Good morning
Don't you ever put me in a situation
starting his work day
Platypus ❤ you too~
YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SILICA PACKET I KNOW THAT'S WHERE THE FLAVOR IS
You see the problem is you probs didn't use the trashcan drugs ya always gotta use the trashcan drugs~
For those who wants to check out the short youtu.be/WZw9H-f-ORY?...
It's the fundamental right of every platypus to evade taxes. Now go, do a crime~
Yeah, sorry boss, I gotta take a mental health day. Rolling around in bed mumbling “quack quack quack” for five hours is necessary for my wellbeing
#nature #animal #platypus
Pleas do not microwave me
youtu.be/OZRM78NJ5uQ Merry platypus one and all!
Sharing is caring pleas and thank you
Im definitely not biased but now we toted gotta make that goal
Platy Council plays R.E.P.O. 4/11 at 11pm CT! Watch us just be lil guys in yet another late capitalism hellscape! @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social @ralphypusvt.bsky.social @grogiegames.bsky.social
WE ARE MANY WE ARE LEGION
I say fuck a lot 😆
I'm like if a platypus was made by Vivziepop fr fr
Only a platypus could have a chance to out pizza the hut
Chaya's gonna get so many GAINZ
PIZZA. BETTER WITH A PROMO! 🍕🎫 Save 50% on TMNT: Splintered Fate until April 14th over on Steam!
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Sound sleep with a platypus :3
hell ye, nap time~
a platypus; ink and watercolor march 22, 2024 #painting #watercolor #art #platypus
Where were you when you saw your first wild #monotreme? #platypus #Malanda #AthertonTablelands #Australia #wildlife
