With the Police Squad theme.
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With the Police Squad theme.
Wasn't 'stable government' what happened when Caligula made his horse a senator?
I know. It's making me question humanistic worldview.
That was comedy on a par with Talc + Turnips from Vic Reeves Big Night Out.
I can't watch Picard, he's just so dull. I can watch PS in anything else, but just not this. The rest of the crew leave me utterly cold too, especially the (no idea what his name is ) Cornish pasty headed Klingon.
I saw it as a treat on a vhs ITV recording when I was ill/off school aged about 12.
I also have no interest whatsoever in watching any of TOS, any of the films before ST2, or after ST6, or any tv series related to it. I saw a few episodes of TNG on their first showing on BBC2. They bored me to tears, apart from (IIRC) when Tasha fell into a black puddle and died. THAT was funny.
I understand that this will seem quite an extreme opinion, but Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home is a both a superior comedy and a generally funnier film than almost 95% of 'comedies' from its own decade AND the 1990s.
@zackpolanski.bsky.social pointing out that a household budget is nothing like a national economy.
His miracle: Some woman's cancer went into complete remission after 'two very aggressive surgeries, intraperitoneal chemotherapy, many difficulties'. That's not a miracle, that's an insult to medical professionals.
DEFORM Party, more like.
298kmh??? That's what I call a 'station-hurry' train.
Niki Lauda’s first F1 title 50 years ago, in his own words #F1
Read this as 'Kim Basinger'.
This early? This is virgin' on the ridiculous.
And follow it up with episodes of Virtual Murder and The Chamomile Lawn.
What's wrong with his spine?
The 50% that do land are mostly kids tv jokes. "I suppose if you tied me to that tree, you could have em for less." And then there's... Ep 6 "THE SNAILS!!!" Not funny. Not scary. Not thought-out. It's like 'Holy Grail' written by someone who'd only ever HEARD about Monty Python.
Blackadder series 1 is so frustrating. 50% of the jokes don't ever land as they're so vague, narrow and just attempts to emulate/parody Shakespeare. E.g. Prince Harry: "I don't know how I'm going to tell his catamite." Also, S1 Edmund is so ill-defined. Why is he even called 'the Black Adder'?
I'd have to say the former as, apart from the name, I've no real knowledge of Quincy.
Wasn't he a supervillain in Despicable Me?
Completely agree. Even the Jeffrey Archer novels are better fantasy novels for children.
I work with lots of other teachers who seem to think that it's their mission in life to plug the Tory-boy wizard books at every turn. It's bloody annoying. I make no secret of my views of them or their...typist.
Me, to anyone who says anything to me:
"One out of pocket customer, a drag General Zod impersonator act tracked down the company directors, bit them, punched them, and jumped up and down on them wearing big boots." "Police described his motives as 'no glamping, lots of camping, champing, lamping and some 'Terence Stamping'."
RC: "And finally, a Sevenoaks gynaecologist is on the run tonight after being found guilty of offensive spoonerisms." RB: "Police say they are scouring the Kent countryside."
What's that film?
It's my profound privilege and pleasure to be able to spread happiness.
Is it available anywhere else? If not... youtu.be/da7AZFp7f8A?...
The Daily Mail resorts to personal attacks because they’re rattled. Nazi backing rags protecting their super rich owners. And Keir Starmer’s randomly ranting about me in Parliament. Best way to respond to this desperation? 👉🏼 join.greenparty.org.uk
youtu.be/Int3QLIXCc4?...
There's no place like Rome. There's also no decorum in the forum.
Twats. They've given NF a career with his near-constant unwarranted Question Time appearances and free publicity.
Did you watch right to the end? I watched it three times before I saw the wedding scene.
Isn't it glorious? Rex Kwan Do gets mentioned at least twice weekly in our house.
Oh ffs.
He'd be above all that.
Check on Pamela Nash's whereabouts and movements. STAT!
I knew today would be a good day.
Me: Ok...got any lobster? They: Wel...err..we don't...err no.
I often deploy this noble commodity in moments like that.
👍 👍
John Cornelius' university has my coffee cups. #VirtualMurder
I mean that's a clue for the intelligent viewer only.
"I'm an actor manqué." Professor Zeff Virtual Murder
Just think of how many hit-people one could employ.
GRUMPYE TEENAGE SHAKESPEARE: "Thys ys just a stage, son." "ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'
Bizarre that I was watching this earlier.
Me
Is that the Hammer Horror one? 👌
I'm having a large Cuban rum, a bar of dark chocolate...and watching an in-depth video about Old to Middle English period and the great vowel shift.
#TheProms
North by Northwest is genuinely brilliant and any excuse/reason to rewatch it is excusable/welcome.
I've actually already used several of mine twice this evening. I'm not sure if they'll survive a third outing in one day. #Totp
The most interesting thing about the band is the fact they all have individual names.
I actually prefer this version of the Under the Bridge song to the boring bollocks + kids choir original. #TOTP
Imagine 5 more sheds.
Shed 7 #TOTP
Who wore it best? #TOTP
The facechain... #TOTP
THIS...on cd. #TOTP
This was the worst edition of #TOTP I've ever had the misfortune to witness...and then the king fu song happened. #TOTP
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#ANewHope 🙏
Steps... #TOTP
"I'm homeschooled, actually." This much was obvious, sadly.
It's 'cross to bear' you annoying arse. #TOTP
Take some Calpol, dear. #TOTP
Ok, off you fuck then darling. #TOTP
I hope he's been DBS-checked. #TOTP
I don't remember ANY of this bollocks. #TOTP
That's why Pat Mustard had it so good. #TOTP
Mrs FrogAlaPeche: "LADY MARMALADE? Is that like man-batter?" #TOTP
"Sir, a second 'Oh mate' has hit this take."
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRISTS
Passion of the Christs. "You may ask one Christ one question!"
At least Comic Sans or Wingdings would have added some much needed humour.
Yes. A. Variety. Simpson provided the director with two different opening music cues. B. Something more complex.
Nadine Dorries puts ice in hot food.
Nadine Dorries falls asleep during eclipses.
Nadine Dorries thinks that 30 line Baird televisions are 'all you need'.
Nadine Dorries' favourite ice cream flavour is 'rice'.
Ha ha, yes...'student food'.
Ditto. I got through four series of Hadleigh because of him.
Thank goodness for Red Dwarf. It's ALWAYS there when you need it.
Ja!
Amos?
Huzzah for the gif!
GIFS work!!
A. 3+4 are the wrong way round. B. 4
