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Just some dude here for cats and chaos. / If there is no joy or giggles in your skyline, Iโm probably not going to follow you.
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Guys...I think that might be a bathroom.
Poor Tesla- heโs a medical placement due to a heart murmur but he needs a foster so the rescue can take care of him medically! Read his notes below! East Coast- if you can foster this #furry friend on this #LaborDay and save his life- heโd be forever grateful! nycacc.app/browse/229333 REPOST
He says he wants to get to heaven, right? Maybe heโs spent this whole time confessing all of his sins.
I love her so muchโฆ
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โYou shouldnโt do that. What if people were wishing you were dead?โ Well, then, I might check to see if I had been acting like an asshole.
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it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
Puppy Kraken ๐คฃ
I went to the jerk store, and they were all out of you!
โQuiet night, Jimmy?โ โYeah. You want that topped off?โ โNot just yet, thanks.โ โMind if I put on the TV?โ โAnything but the fucking news.โ
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Do the cretins match the derps?
Trumpโs mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Bidenโs advanced age
You can't watch this and not want a red Stratocaster
Me, as a kid.
Hereโs my response: Thanks. But why?!?
Currently, there are multiple road and entrance closures around Walter Reed Medical Center in Washington DC, and if you're not familiar, that's where the president has to go to get treated. This is getting good
I leave the house for two hours and there he is, completely baked, upside down on the sofa, listening to psychedelic rock.
Her face says, โbaby is fineโฆ but what about you??โ ๐ฅบ #dog #dogday #bluesky
A puzzle that has consumed the greatest modern thinkers
Monday vibes... ๐๐ ๐คฃ #bluesky #nature #animals
The National Guardners
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
Celebration by Kool and the Gang is going to go to #1 again very soon
ffs manuel
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Buster is still one of my all time favorite rescues. He spent his life living on a short chain on cold concrete because he was too "vicious". His love affair with his mum Kitty is a thing of pure beauty
Trump leaves the White House this morning (Andrew Caballero/Getty)
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Difference between a husky and border collie... ๐๐ ๐คฃ #dog #dogday #bluesky
open.spotify.com/track/35qwJU...
A lot of folks were wondering, โHey, who is the Official Juice Partner of the WWE, anyway?โ
Iโve kinda kept out of this, but now Iโll dip my toes in and say: Iโm guessing at a minimum heโs had a small stroke
She came down from Cincinnati It took her three days on the train Lookin' for some peace and quiet Hopin' to see the sun again.......... music.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Zm...
Is it a good idea to hire an electrician nicknamed Sparky? Asking for a friend...
youtu.be/mTqTE7aNjZQ?...
Schrรถdingerโs Shat
Me running towards a pepperoni pizza!
Daily "aww" for today... ๐ #dog #dogday #cat #catday #bluesky
The last time Donald Trump showed his face live in front of the press was Tuesday, August 26th, during a marathon three-hour cabinet meeting. Maybe all that staged roundtable praise from his sycophants was too much for him.
When all languages fall silent.... Love speaks... pure moments between kids and animals... ๐ #bluesky #nature #animals
Ok... so we're at the "throwing bags out the windows" phase of the administration
Love is love
#CoolCoverSONG of #GlenCampbell's #WitchitaLineman by #BillyJoel & #JerryDouglass open.spotify.com/track/5RBv2h...
Whether itโs Michelle Obama suggesting kids exercise instead of watching tv or RFK Jr. telling kids to drink raw milk instead of taking vaccines, both figures took a controversial approach to childrenโs health.
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#WalksofLife #PianoMan #BillyJoel #SkyMusic #LaborDayMusic #Workers&Occupations music.youtube.com/watch?v=hRls...
#movingsongs #musicchallenge #blueskypoets youtu.be/7nfEYV7nWc0?...
A good boy getting a trim. #bluesky #dog #dogday
Soft & Chewy Vegan Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Try this vegan oatmeal raisin cookie recipe for a wholesome, egg-free, dairy-free delight! #VeganBaking #HealthyCookies #RaisinLovers #OatmealSnack www.goodiesrecipes.com/vegan-oatmea...
You people have GOT to be kidding me with this shit. He treats the Presidency as if it was a 9-to-5 job. He only works Monday through Friday and takes weekends off. No vacation? Fuck me and fuck you.
Someone please kill me right now.
A lovestruck Romeo sang the streets a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me, babe, how about it?"
The perfect woman doesn't exi..
America has truly lost the plot if we're actually debating whether college should be for everyone. Why would you ration education? (Unless you wanted workers to be nothing but workers.)
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Nothing says strong alpha male like hysteria over chalk rainbows on the pavement.
Reminder to America that you can't wear white hoods after Labor Day.
Keep Doing That... ๐ #bluesky #animals #nature
#BillyJoel #AllenTown #SteelMillWorkers #ProtestSongs #AmericanDreams #LaborDaySongs open.spotify.com/track/59xhCc...
Stand By Your Man, Charlie Brown
#movingsongs #musicchallenge #blueskypoets youtu.be/iNwC0sp-uA4?...
Yay! Hollyโs back!
Buttholes are like snowflakes: unique, delicate, and if youโre lucky one might even land on your tongue when you stick it out.
I got you, baby. ๐ฉท
idols indiana jones wasnโt expecting: thread
[public bathroom] ME (calling into a stall): doing okay sweetie? 6YO NIECE: yeah itโs a good poop ME: what makes it a good poop 6YO NIECE: it didnโt happen in my pants
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
Labor Day cartoon by Fred Wright, 1962.
Mikeโs Hard Anxietea
Itโs not a myth! Good morning! ๐ฉท
Happy Labor Day. 8 for work, 8 for rest, and 8 for me. youtube.com/watch?v=wuFI...
Happy Labor Day. You're future is all planned out for you. youtube.com/watch?v=yp-W...
Happy Birthday to my Best Big Boy, this sweet, loving nerd of a fancy pants Loki the Chonk. This giant nerd has been through so much in his young life & through it all has remained nothing but buckets of cuddles & love. ๐ญ
Breaking Bad was just evil MacGyver
I read this as โa bunch of drugs,โ and my answer was โyeah, man, like constantly.โ
Iโd like to think weโre better than this, but I wonโt.
โGrandma Fontaine was the veranda scratching and belching with the privilege of age.โ Is run from the book Gone with the Wind (read it at age 13) which has always stuck with me. Realized today that I am now Grandma Fontaine.
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
I donโt believe in hell but Iโm willing to make some exceptions.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
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He doesn't just smell his own farts; he takes detailed tasting notes and has started pairing them with a variety of different cheeses.
My MyersโBriggs personality type is FOMO.
My wife, without a hint of satire, just turned to me and said โIโm very happy you donโt have a tail.โ
If heโs not making you cum three times before breakfast, heโs not the one for you.