J/K CUBS WIN SUPER CUBS SUPER BOWL
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J/K CUBS WIN SUPER CUBS SUPER BOWL
#FlyTheW! The Cubs survive a 9th inning #FakeRally and hold on for a 4-3 win over Atlanta!
Daniel Palencia have an easy inning challenge (level - impossible)
The Cubs offense has been asleep since the 3rd inning so they’re going to have to try to hang on to a 4-3 lead heading into the 9th.
Ron Coomer: “He’s at 69 pitches”
Yes it would be, and it was!
To the Editorial Board: go fuck yourselves with a rusty chainsaw.
Chazzwazzers!
Joe Borowski + David Ross = Joe Ross #Cubs #Legends
Jose Hernandez played for 9 different teams and played every position except pitcher and catcher during his career. He’s a grid superhero.
Some Guys I Remember, 21st Century #Cubs #Legends edition:
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #368 "The Outfield" 🟢🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
I picked this one, who played almost the same years (1972-1982) as the one I wanted (1969-1981). www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/ro.... And there’s another one who played earlier in the 60s!
It was 6-2 when I turned it on so I only saw the good parts.
#FLYTHEW! CARSON WALKS IT OFF!
Repeating - let’s walk this off in the 10th inning, Cubs. I’m fucking serious this time.
Unfortunately he did not change his evil ways at the plate
Justin Turner would’ve hit into a DP so Santana striking out is actually an improvement
Relief pitcher with a 7.32 ERA? Yeah, this one’s going into extra innings.
Two days in a row!
Let’s walk this off, Cubs! And don’t tell me who’s batting in the 9th inning.
For the second straight day, the siren has reverse-jinxed the Cubs into a game-tying home run!!
Tying run is at the plate in the 8th inning and I’m breaking out the siren. #FakeRally
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #367 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
Re: my last post, Dan Castellaneta’s line read on “It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.” is a top-3 Simpsons line read in my book.
Might as well have gone with this:
If the Cubs had any games left against the Brewers in September it would at least be somewhat possible to catch up. But without those head to head opportunities they’re just playing for WC1.
Palencia may be cooked
Looking forward to getting walked off by the worst team in baseball.
Speaking of which, everyone’s favorite All Star, Javier Baez, is hitting .229/.234/.314 since the break.
I am responsible for all five runs today!
Ian Happ with a game-tying three run HR?
First and second, no outs, and it’s an 8th inning #FakeRally at Coors Field!
#Cubes
Porter Hodge has an ERA near 7 so if he started a game against the Cubs he’d go six innings and give up two runs max.
LOL I just reverse-jinxed that 2-run double into existence
Seiya Suzuki had 77 RBI at the All-Star break and he may not make it to 100.
Jed out there picking up guys who were discarded by the White Sox:
I read somewhere (can’t remember where) that they’re going to wait till the rosters expand to officially add Santana so they don’t have to release anyone.
CBS employing this logic and good for JB for firing back
So this year Cubs will have a player from the 2016 Dodgers postseason roster and a player from Cleveland’s 2016 postseason roster but no players from their own 2016 postseason roster.
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #366 "One Year Anniversary!" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com Happy anniversary @dailywalkoff.com!
Big Dyan Cannon fan here
I wish they would go back to showing highlight films from World Series and All-Star games from the 70s. Those were amazing.
Suggestion noted!
#Cubs
Nick Castellanos is in the starting lineup for the Phillies and is due up in the second inning, just in case you are interested in the outcome of his at bats.
Never mind, they’ve “graduated” to Bovine University
The Longhorns have life
That feeling when it’s a college football Saturday but your team already won on Friday night:
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #365 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
He pulled a “fuck the closer” with that big hit in that game, plus he tripled and was aboard for the ride on Randall Simon’s pinch hit HR in Game 3 in Miami.
#Cubs #Legend with an incredible .400/.333/1.000 line in the 2003 postseason
I just checked and Nick Castellanos went 0-3 tonight so it’s probably a no.
Several posts I’ve seen speculating about a certain individual’s health status.
Checking my feed like
#FlyTheW! The Cubs snap their 3 game losing streak with an 11-7 win in Colorado.
BEAT WESTERN ILLINOIS!!
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #364 "1998 Positions" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
Tough break, Cincinnati.
Kyle Schwarber, whom the Cubs non-tendered, has hit four HR tonight. Do any Cubs players have four HR this month? Do the Cubs as a team have four HR this month?
“Oh we (Cubs, Bears, Bulls) have won nothing!! GIVE ME AN EXTENSION!!”
The Cubs are undefeated in August in games in which they’ve scored more than 3 runs, which would be great, except they’ve only done that 10 times in August. #FlyTheL
Jerry Jones at work today:
Craig Counsell when he writes Owen Caissie into the lineup:
This series in San Francisco cannot end quickly enough. Just take the L and move on.
Ian Happ, who’s terrible and shouldn’t be playing, gives the Cubs a 1-0 lead with an RBI single.
Their breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread.
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #363 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
Good night everyone. Let’s try not to suck tomorrow. #FlyTheL #Cubes
Watching the Cubs tonight. #FlyTheL
As long as I don’t have to gain 61 pounds, because it would actually need to be a lot more than that.
“I’m sick of being so healthy” is a true top-shelf one-liner.
Reading this list and I feel like Homer Simpson trying to figure out how he can qualify to work from home.
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #362 "Basepath Boys" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
Not enjoying tonight’s Great Frisco Freakout. #FlyTheL
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #361 🟡🟡🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #360 "October Greats" 🟢🟢🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com
🧩 Puzzle #761 🤔 16 guesses ⏱️ 1m 36s 🔗 alphaguess.com
#FlyTheW and grab your brooms! The Cubs hang on for a 4-3 win and a series sweep over the Angels!
The Cubs offense has been unable to add on since the 5th inning, so they’ll have to hang on to a one-run lead in the bottom of the 9th.
Update: even I can’t reverse-jinx Seiya Suzuki into being good again.
Or not!
*holds up sign that reads* Tell them it's
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