F The NFL Narrative
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Here to defy the inaccurate din of the NFL national media. Die Hard Eagles fan - GO BIRDS!!! Let this radicalize you, rather than lead you to despair. ~ Mariame Kaba
created January 25, 2025
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F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
"It is like these kids haven't even considered video taping their opponents practicing so they can steal their defensive signals. That helped me tremendously. Even getting caught didn't stop me. I continiued to do it and got caught again years later. It takes all your intelligence to cheat to win."
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Don't underestimate the extensive cheating by both.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
His silence is defeaning. I have never heard such silence.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Who will we see walking first? Trump or Stafford?
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
What the right does not find appealing about progressives is having to be accountable. Full stop.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Not good with math or keeping his temper. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Heheehhe Your tantrums rival my kids' from when they were littler. So cute. Never change, sweetie. Your blinding rage is so becoming.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
He is horrible - sorry you had to be bothered with all that. Have a great season!
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah - you said the Cardinals were gonna be a hard out this year. I have recipts fool.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Imagine having to make up claims for your opponent cuz you can't debate anything they actually said. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Fans of losers are the best. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
But right
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
No one is keeping score kid. You made your claim - Cardinals will be competitive this year and win more than 8 games. I will see you in a few weeks to check in on your bet, sweetheart.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaah - you are the one that is attacking me. I just called you out on your shit take after you tried to correct me. Hahaha. Walk away if you can.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
You were the one that commented on my post, kid. Kiss
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
If you have injected more heroine than vaccines your opinion on vaccines can be ignored.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Can you imagine being such a liar that as you die you can't help yourself and you have to keep lying about your health? Exhausting.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
For it to happen on Labor Day is fitting.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Cardinals and Commanders? Eh
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me think of Daboll and Shanahan...but not as good examples.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
This basically feels like an avoid list. Yes, if I knew the answer to all those questions I would have more faith in those teams. Since I don't and can't I am just gonna avoid the Niners, Vikes, Steelers etc in fantasy.
Detroit Breakdown (@detroitbreakdown.bsky.social) reposted
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Tracks
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
If you ever said: Hurts can't win a superbowl Sirianni is not a good coach Chiefs over Philly in SB LIX Hurts is carried by that roster HURTS IS NOT TOP 5 Why should anyone listen to anything you ever have to say about football after you have been so wrong? GO BIRDS Tice? Mays? Klaussen?
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I am not saying we are a dynasty. But if we are, and we go on another run, we will be insufferable. Not cuz we are from Philly, but that surely helps - it will be because after being the best team of the last 25 years people still doubt our coach and QB. Sirianni .701 Hurts .644 GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
The Cards are so bad (and have been my entire adult life) that if you google "Arizona team" the Diamondbacks come up first, and if you google "Cardinals team" the St Louis Cardinals come up. Is there any other football team that is less famous than the baseball team in the same city?
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Acting like 8 wins matter. We already have Tomlin, who is praised for mediocrity. Gannon gonna have to win at least 1/2 his games to not be...you know...a fucking LOSER.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Keeping this for later. A Gannon believer. WILD
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
He couldn't stop Mahomes once in the suoerbowl. He is the only reason Hurts doesn't have two rings. He then lied to the Eagles saying he was staying, cost us Fangio, and then left. A total shit coach and even worse of a human being. If you think Arizona will ever compete with Gannon you are wrong.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
My buddy Ian Merrigan is in that - such a great show.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
He had 100 easy with Micah. Now what is the under/over? 145? 160? GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
What did Jalen do? Reach much.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
And my comment back was not a rebuttal...but still he took offense. I got his bit - was just agreeing and adding my own 2 cents. Clearly this season needs to start so we can talk about some reak football. Not my fault Jerry ended Dallas' chances the week before the season started. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, did you notice how he got nasty when I mentioned Fox News watchers being delusional? CUZ I DID
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah - he went low when there was no need. It is fine. He can mute me all he wants. Ain't fixing that Dallas team nor their fans delusion. I chose my name in Blue Sky for a reason. And the national media, and the beats in Dallas as well, need to stop blowing smoke up that fanbase's ass. GO BIRDS
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Schwarber doesn't ask how many HRs...but how many kids in need.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
No Mike - you jumped to ad hominem when you couldn't counter a point. You went after my city and people. Then straight after me. Not my fault you have no defense for the way media covers the Cowboys. You chose to try to defend them in the first place. GO BIRDS
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GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? That schedule is very easy. I think last year was a doen year but you will bounce back. Stafford may be hobbled. Gannon is a trash coach. Darnold? I like your chances. And if McCaffrey is healthy I think you will be quite good. Have a great season!
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the last time each NFC team played in an NFC championship game. And yet, every single year the media tells Cowboy fans they are contenders and their fans believe it. National media was making this claim last week until Jerry traded their best player. But philly is the problem. Sure Mike.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
To get two 1s from a superbowl contender. Just unreal. Those are going to both be like 24 or later picks, especially now that the Packers have Micah. I can't wait to see the players they get for those picks...
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
People wonder why their fan base is as delusional as Fox News watchers - and this is why.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
He gives them hope and that is really cruel.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Patricia sure beat all the allegations that he can't coach. To soak up all the glory and read more about his accomplishments google "Matt Patricia allegations" You must be so proud.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Praying for things you have the power to change must piss God off like when my kids scream from the other room that they want a snack.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
RJ thinks Jerry, the worst GM in the NFL by far, is suddenly going to perform like Howie Roseman - while fully knowing Jerry is incapable of change and will literally do the opposite. Cowbow fan delusion knows no bounds.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
What your describing is Howie Roseman. So, You want Jerry Jones, the worst GM in the league BY FAR, to suddenly perform like the best GM in the league. Cool. Great plan. Just be an Eagles fan, RJ. Cuz this bullshit dream is never coming true. Please.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's compare the two kids that were both exposed to the disease the vaccine they did or did not take is intended to stop...how bright eyed is the sick one?
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
She got her ass kicked. The fact she thought she had the right to say anything at all is WILD.
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
lots of people were critical about Ohio State hiring Matt Patricia as defensive coordinator, but it sure looks like he's beating those allegations for more information google "Matt Patricia allegations"
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS. Archie forced his son out of a small market team because he was forced to play his career in New Orleans. You are correct.
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I believe in the separation of church and College GameDay.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Grease the poles!
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
If it happens imagine all the Halloween costumes it will inspire.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
I was in Brooklyn the night Obama was elected. It was like that. Would love to hear it again.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
The way he flips the ball to the ref. LEGEND.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Brooklyn. The city was blasting his music. I had to drive a truck up to Harlem and across the whole city you could hear him.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
I am a die hard Eagles fan...and I so happy for Micah. He stood up to Jerry and got iut of that nightmare franchise. Kudos.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you carry water for Jerry? Stop covering the Cowboys
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Aka Capitalism
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a masochist. You don't have to abuse yourself like this. Be free like Micah.
NBC Sports Philadelphia (@nbcsportsphiladelphia.com) reposted
Eagles fans this morning... 😂
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
The day Reggie left I was devastated. FA was brand nee and I just didn't understand. But this is so much worse. Totally avoidable. Unreal.
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Why? He just went from a contender to a team that has no chance. WILD
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Jerry just gauranteed that he will die before the Cowboys play in another NFC Championship. What a time to be alive. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Rooting - sure. But why give any money to a family and organization that is not trying to win. Who is actuvely fleecing their fans in merch and tickets without fielding a competitive team in 30 years? Root all you want, but anyone giving money to the cult of the blue star is making a huge mistake.
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No RJ - Name one significant thing the Cowboys have done since 1996. You can't cuz they haven't. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Name one significant thing the Cowybos have done since 1996
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't let senile old people make decisions. The fact they have not fielded a competitive team in 30 years is not a coincidence. The Cowboys are the worst run franchise in the NFC by FAR, and probably a bottom 3 team in the entire NFL. And worse - when Jerry dies his kids will do the same.
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The Eagles o Line already made Micah basically harmless. Now we will have a walk in the park. Thanks Jerry! GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
How useless is a draft pick if Jerry makes the selection?
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Other side of coin. They lost that playoff game 22-10. At best Micah buys them another drive or two. When you only avg 1 / drive and lose by 12 an extra few drives will not change the outcome of the game. Juat saying - that offense has to show up in January, and Micah has little to do with that.
#1 Hurts Fan (@number1hurtsfan.bsky.social) reposted
According to the Phly Eagles podcast, Micah Parsons is the first player to make 4 straight pro bowls and then change teams.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Now 19 MLB players have hit 4 HRs in a game. Schwarber is my favorite Philly of all time.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Only in minors - never in majors.
Stephen (@7forwardgears.bsky.social) reposted
Kyle Schwarber is a grand slam away from a "home run cycle." He's hit a solo, a 2-run & a 3-run HR. It's been done in the minors, but never in the majors. Are we on the cusp of something amazing? #Phillies Also, the more you know! 🌠
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
You need time? Really? They have not fielded a competitive team in 30 years. They are clearly not right. Don't carry water for these losers, Ian.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Can you imagine being a Cowboy right now? Your QB is coming off major injury. Your best player is now a slot WR. No RB. No good TE. O Line is declining fast. Defense can't stop the run. Secondary sucks. And Jerry is bragging about dealing with ayers behind their agent's backs? GO BIRDS
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You are not concerned about the locker room? Yeah no shit, you just traded your best player, a clear HOF talent, for a worse player and some late round 1sts. It is abundantly clear that you don't give a fuck about any of your players or your fans, Jerry. GO BIRDS
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Jerry only drafts mid round QBs anyway. What a wonderful day! GO BIRDS
Fran Duffy (@fduffy.bsky.social) reposted
The idea of matching the #Cowboys to Arch Manning seems like MAJOR wishcasting Why would that family willingly sign up for the dog and pony show that has been put on display for years there? For a player *likely* to have that kind of sway pre-draft, It's EXTREMELY unlikely
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Who the hell wants to trade a good player for the Packers late round 1 right now? Jerry better get the Dallas 1 out on the table - cuz that shit is gonna be a top 5 pick. Only thing of value that team has left. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
You can end the sentence at "losers". It applies universally to these dumbasses.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe tonight...
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Post pics
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait for Saquon to light this team up in 7 days.
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Saquon will test that shit out real fucking quick. One week to prep, Jerry. GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
49 - let's GO
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Good thing they fixed their run defense with this deal. I bet Saquon is really worried! How many yards will our boy have Thursday night? GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
How many yards does Saquon have next Thursday night? Over/under gotta be 140.
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Is Micah gonna help them score more than 10 points in a playoff loss? GO BIRDS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok - cool. I am just pointing out this will not fix them. Have a great season! GO BIRDS WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social)
Jerry straight up admitting he tried to fuck Micah through a back sided move is wild. Why would any player, on his current roster or any other, ever trust this deceitful lying trash owner/GM ever again? GO BIRDS
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Loving something that clearly does not give a fuck about you and is only interested in extorting money from you is extremely unhealthy. Jerry and dem boys are fucking abusive to their fans. No other word for it. GO BIRDS
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Fact
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
The Packers lost to the Eagles 22-10. Their offense was utterly pathetic. An NFL team averages about 9 or 10 drives each game. If their shit offense only scored 1 point per drive in the game so far giving them another drive or two won't change the outcome of the game. What do you not understand?
F The NFL Narrative (@fthenflnarrative.bsky.social) reply parent
A visulaization of when each NFC team last played in an NFC championship game. Jerry should have had the keys taken away when he fired Jim Johnson. What a loser.
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He will surely help them as a whole - but, when you only score 10 points in a playoff game that you lose by 12 what will a series or two yield? 3 more points? Best of luck - gonna be a fun season.
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As an Eagles fan I could not be happier. Literally just giggling at my desk. And the Packers trouble was offense - they had no ability to s ore against the Eagles in January. This does not fix those issues. Just a win win all around - the except for Dallas. LOVE IT. LONG LIVE JERRY JONES